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life is disgusting, that's too much, yeah, I'm sorry, I want a divorce, we're not even married, I'm leaving, where are you going to the kitchen? Do you even care if I leave? Oh, did you get them? Yeah I'm recording this from my closet who needs toilet paper when you have a perfectly good thumb just do it just say it I know you can do it I won't even tell anyone if you just say Dad I love you please I mean it every forever alone forever Sweet, I'm going to use these next few weeks to perfect my Australian accent.

Why some lumpy Roba a lumpy fold hall or we a couple of fools behrouz Roba a double lost top pose or an asset cover? What is this? A nice 40. It's harder for me. I have a little Nando Culpeper bones Sneaker Nikki Daniels Oh silent pose data Cameron Diaz tot catch three fish for three oh Sh Brisby Oh, while I was thinking, what are they? Wow, I think I finally perfected it, okay, we have to ration food, we all have one. Almond, congratulations, you have successfully watched everything on Netflix. Oh, that's okay, because you were the first to do it.

You've been dubbed the king of Netflix. Sick as a king. You have the right to create your own Netflix show. Yes, anything you wanted, we have to do it. the world is yours you're a big TV executive now tell us your idea um okay yeah I have something um okay so it's stranger things but everyone has really big butts when you're ready. stranger things but with big butts, strange. things with big butts stranger things with big butts stranger things with big butts are you this could be huge Netflix and so good butts big butts equal a lot of money let's do it Dan I already practice social distancing hi hi uh Karen it's Harry calling from your credit card institution Uh-huh, yes, we are noticing some strange activity on one of your accounts and we are going to need your credit card information and your social security number to rectify the situation.

No, sorry, I'm too smart to fall for a credit card scam Harry, damn, you got me good, have a good day, wait to join why I don't know do it on top or something, what would you like to talk about? ? I don't care, he's just nice. Talk to someone please, well, you know, I think I could chat if you gave me your social security number. Oh, okay, but you better be interesting. Well, I steal identities for a living, so I think I'm pretty interesting. So how much toilet paper do I need? Have you washed your hands I wish I knew so boring I miss you so much right now baby it was always like this like everything you hey want maybe like I'm sexy oh my god Cody yeah like cyber bag yeah I mean like no No I know, it's like you want to, I don't know, please for me, for Cody, well, normally I would say no, but under the circumstances and if you look really hot right now, wait 300 incredible, let's do this, so hang out with I'm a little busy, come out buddy, no, wait, bright day, baby, let's do things for each other.

I'll be like I don't know please Mr. Molly okay I guess under the circumstances I'm not losing my mind what is that? smells another day that mom must spend at home with me giving me walking treats and the almighty belly rub the virus is working do I feel bad about what I have created? No, I feel happy because mom is home. She should have set this up. On the move years ago, well I had to fight an old lady, but I got this can of beans, who are you? We're stuck in the apartment for the next month, maybe this is the perfect opportunity to just relax and take a break, the only break you get.

I'm going to get your stance when I break your bones. Now he is a seasoned introvert again. I have prepared for this moment my entire life. Well, I think we've found our Mercutio who turns you into Tibbles. Oh, don't be angry, no. sulk Thibault is the prince of cats, okay, games I can play alone Marco Polo, wait, no, hide and seek, wait, no, hey man, I just came back from the store, what a disdain, old bag of rice, ha ha ha you fools so you see this in the back so oh god this tastes disgusting bye this don't come out she's like James Bond oh let's do it with Kylie Jenner you look at the sexy fruit cocktail and fish, oh, what have you been doing?, oh, you're like burning up, I look like Mario. things we wouldn't be Xbox Live doesn't work, what do I do?

This has been so difficult. I mean, I've already read all my books. I've rearranged my apartment twice and done sixty thousand push-ups. so bored I'm going crazy yes, me too super bored oh thank goodness animal The crossing is out Hey guys, last day of quarantine, how did it go? I learned to play the guitar, oh that's amazing. I learned some Spanish myself or should I say I learned some English Courtney what did you do um I spent most of my time on Tech Talk oh that's when I finally learned the renegade that's cool yeah it's really cool that you did that oh cool , yeah, that's cool, that's really cool six feet tall his stance I'm going to spend the quarantine getting into a new genre of literature.

I got into some really weird porn. Oh hey, maybe now I can finally start Big Bang Theory. Now you're saying yes, well again, like I trained you, the American. The government found out in January and did nothing. I am so glad that you all were able to attend my birthday dinner. I mean, I know we're not talking, but the fact that you guys risked everything to come here and see me. it means the best birthday in the world you are my best friend once, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, okay, this is the snack girl scene, take a mm, sorry, the lighting is bad, we're trying for some action and if you thought a global pandemic was going to slow me down, think again, you sick motherfucker, and if you thought a global pandemic was going to slow me down, think again, mother, but I finally found out that they are.

Running, Dan, why can't I do it? I just found out about this, okay, you guys really look good. wait, I literally spent the last half hour learning this, come on guys, don't go well, let's see what it looks like. I'm so glad you could come here for my birthday dinner, birth, why can't I say birthday dinner? Thank you all so much for watching this video, we filmed it during our quarantine, all in our separate houses with our phones, because that's all we have and I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you stay safe if you have enough time and You are in your quarantine, check out the video we put there, we chose it just for you.

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