Every Coffee Shop EverJun 10, 2021
and what kind of milk would you like winter mouches cream whole milk low-fat and non-fat almond milk coconut milk rice milk hemp milk and dog milk without milk don't worry it's not what it seems what it's for milk alone you can extract it from a dog's teeth it's exactly what it sounds like No, yeah, sorry, I guess you're right, so what will it be? Dog, no, please, I have to know all the
shops. We have a latte for Diane. Wow, this is beautiful. Thank you so much. a lot of latte art is a kind of passion, thank you very much, you are amazing at your work, aha, I couldn't understand the feeling of the flesh, don't say I was sick, hazelnut, not an almond milk and a birthday that is about as it is. your first closing shift I should warn you that customers later in the day are a little different than typical morning customers.
I mean, it's just people trying to get some
coffee. How different can it be? Hi Janice, how are we usually? Who is it? tasty dish gives you a drink here Oh my name is Luis I usually work early morning shifts one more for my lupus please good boy so fruitloop do you
everthrow up just from smelling like a lady no, I can't say I'm fine it's quite routine what
everyou do so you like it good little babies boys boys it's a good day see what I mean different tests I think I love her ooh the underpants are wearing a hat so you know this is going to be good this is at Starbucks it's a nice coffee
shoplocal just say half half half come on Jane can you do this hey can I get a big pop?
No, it's okay, it happens all the time, trust me, oh oh, could I get 120 pieces though dude, okay? I know what you mean, oh no. No, that's our advice, sir, I was saving up for tango lessons. Driving by Starbucks is basically Wall-e, okay Bruce, we'll call your name when it's ready. Thank you, wait, no, no, do you want, are we right in front so no one else takes our drinks? maybe it's in the way, I mean, I never considered that, but who cares, we're way more important than all the other customers here, plus I never heard my name, so I drank
everydrink on the counter to see if was mine.
I can't be rude I don't know the meaning of that word large Manila latte to Margaret What is this? This is for Bruce. Is this coffee for Bruce? No, it's thank you, oh yeah, what the hell is gross? It's not my coffee, I know. It's for Margaret, yes, but my name is Bruce, I'm Bruce, you know what I'll never come here again, come on Eileen, we have a little warm milk with 18 doses of hazelnut for Bruce got a little warm milk, 18 hits on his nut. I would like a venti coffee enema to still be good. We have a nitro cold brew for Jace, a black coffee with a shot of espresso for Riley, and a triple espresso for Harrison.
Thank you and if you need creamer, it's there in the corner. No, you can really taste the coffee, so, oh, the way coffee should be. Oh, mmm, so bitter. Wow, I love this coffee. It is pure unfiltered coffee that burns the stomach. Yeah, we didn't ruin our coffee like all those other idiots who thought we did. so burn flavored syrups oh yeah, would you like some lip on that? No, but I would like some naynay, so I get out of my car to check on her, but the body is gone, wait. Oh my god, dude, that's the kombucha girl, oh oh, we gotta see a one shot of coffee is going to be stupid oh my god, I bet she'll make all the tik-tok faces yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it well ha ha hi what can we get for you oh yeah I bought you a little black coffee you got a kombucha girl.
Don't worry about paying, it's on the house, I'll be for you, kombucha girl, thank you all so much, yeah, so how's the coffee? dark roast, ha ha, I have my favorite coffee, it will make you all shaky and then you will want to go straight, wait, what guys? Is this seriously the best we can do? It was super weird, well you said you wanted a realistic coffee commercial because the others were and I quote fake nonsense that is meant to make your bean water look elevated when in reality it's just nonsense that I hate, I hate it so much, damn, and even though I stand by that whole statement, I still feel like the The first promotion for our new coffee should be fun and awesome.
Wait, you think Smosh makes their own coffee? That's right, Ryan, and it's called my favorite coffee. It is an ethically sourced specialty grade coffee that comes in two blends and a cold brew. you can buy it right now at my favorite cafe chill wow that's so adult and awesome what's its name again my favorite cafe has a slogan we promise it's not trash we also sell mugs in case you still think this is a joke really? Isn't this real and one of the best copies you will find anywhere? So once you're done with this video, go to my favorite cafe or click the links below and join me for some non-trash coffee, love. you, this is the exact change, there was more change in that pocket, she reached out and grabbed the exact change, who is this JC please, for completeness, we are delicious, please Shane, look me in the eyes and remember this forever?
I hate him beyond belief. I hate it so much. I can't wait I'm getting a call for a second hello mom mom can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. can you hear me? mother. I'll have to call you again later. I'm at a coffee meeting. Alright? I don't have to remember anything else from this final quote. Oh, it's just that to Margaret I'm Margaret to Bruce we Adam Margaret this is to Bruce What do you think I'm saying now? Are you Bruce? Can you hear how good it is? If they. You're not Harrison, I'm fine, you know, it's like coffee, guys, here and I mean, yeah, oh, that wasn't no, it wasn't, it wasn't, no, I mean, it's coffee, yeah, yeah, No, boy, yeah, you know, it's okay.
I have to forgive us the last time we had a celebrity here, it was just someone who saw the Taco Bell dog, so we were like, wait, you're kidding, no, that's cool, right, look, that's what I said, that's what I said. you said in the sink exactly the same way at the same time yes Santa we are so good at saying things I would love to be a part of that joke one day let's try it yes my notes yes guys it will work out ahead we will work on it for sure so she will return, yes, the security images.
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