Every Library Ever

people are trying to study I'm trying to read What are you trying to read in all the libraries? Excuse me sir, this area is reserved for children. I need him to move to the adult section, but it's so comfortable here and it's so creepy there. I know. Can I at least bring Captain Underpants with me? No, ma'am, look, some books are books about books, they're actually funny. Hello, I would like to return this book. Wow, these books are 30 years late haha. I got to work and forgot that no Wow, we have payment plans if you can't pay the full fee today.

How much is a dollar and sixty cents? I can't wait until these young adult novels grow into big books. books lately, ha ha ha Karen, excuse me, do you have the book Artemis Fowl? I want to read it before the movies come out, oh yeah, let me check, looks like we're done, but I can put you on a waiting list or I can help you. look for another book no I only read books in our movies that are coming out soon that I'm excited about so that's fine you could buy the book no I'd rather just complain you understand this is a free service and your complaints are not valid , well, one of my complaints is that my complaints are not valid.

Where is your manga and anime section? Oh, you actually have one. Most libraries have one that is crazy. I would like to consult these books. OK. I just need to scan your

library

card. I don't have a

library

card and I don't want one. I don't want the government to track what I'm reading because you're embarrassed to be reading the Twilight series. Yeah, you got Helle Potter shit? I use my credit card as a book market and I left it there you have another pervert watching porn no, you don't accept this one I have the last one excuse me sir, but you can't oh my mistake, I thought I was watching something inappropriate oh, it's supposed to be inappropriate your computers just sold I can't watch real porn Sorry you should be a good ticket oh yeah get it get that other stick yeah hi do you have a copy of Great Expectations oh god?

God today's book is dr. scream and the law used your computers for cyberbullying ivory paper clippings stored like 200 books today oh honey that's nothing summer of 2015 there was a heat wave so bad the city kids spent

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y afternoon here irish elf 300 books

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y day for two months my God, you have those scars from putting money back on the shelves. Oh no, I put my hands in the garbage disposal so I would have an excuse to never leave another book on the shelves again. Oh, I should cut off my hands. No hands, no books. I am right?

You're telling me a rainbow. read all these rainbows so we don't have the book here but we could ship it from another library or I can give you a list of all the locations that do everything that ships here please okay it will take about two days. and I can call you and it's here and I'll put your name on hold thank you for being so kind oh it's because all the whispers trigger my ASMR and I'm constantly tingling oh it's supposed to have a different librarian call me when I get here I'm sorry can you whisper to me that's not it I understand Hey, two days I peed, I'm sorry if I hurt you, it's Looking for Alaska, it's not going to hurt me, rest, don't give me back my son, it's not my son, it's yours, son, I don't care, well, you can go.

I accepted the fact that people don't like me a long time ago, so I'll stay here as long as I want, but I don't like you, so I'll be there. So I'm choosing to leave because my brain is complaining about you a lot right now, okay, bye, bye, Artemis Fowl sucks, yeah, okay, yeah, you know the kid was pissing me off, so I pushed him off the bridge. He's fine, he landed on three ducks. Oh, smoke bomb, there is literally no smoke. I'm taking a new crazy. No, it is not a complete game. It says new loom.

Are you familiar with the Mandela effect? Because I remember this book was called something else. Is this a matter of collective conscience we are dealing with? What's the deal? The word deal is over. Oh, I play Halo 3 until 3:00 am. m., yes, I will return you here. It doesn't stand a chance it's that big stick dad likes sticks yeah every time I close my eyes I see a monster through you I'm not paying for that I'm not paying this institute is a corrupt building you'll never catch me some of that explosion my appendix with the word bibliotheca dude, you're screaming what's so funny, funny because they couldn't catch you.

I tried, okay, you broke your brother, you broke my dreams three. Your teachers wanted us to let you know that this video counts as a book, so if you need another book to make a report, why not click on this book here or if you want to represent some traders down here and if you want to subscribe, click down there? Be fun, it would be very fun. I want to subscribe. Oh, that's not supposed to happen. Oh, well, honey, honey, that's right.