Every Waiter Ever

Oh, the best Hello friends, my name is Johnny. I will be his servant today. Has

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yone had dinner with us before? Oh yeah we don't need it, no I haven't, oh we have a newbie so let me give you the information. summary because things work a little different here at golden burrito first of all, if you want any service, use the appropriate color flag, green is when you are ready to order, blue is to do with drinks, like when you need a refill , and white is when you're ready for the bill sounds great now let me tell you a little about our signature dishes Scoobies are what we call hard shell tacos Comfortable Scoobies are soft shell tacos and bedtime Scoobies are quesadillas, alright , now all our drinks are named after their inventors coke is John Stiff Pemberton soup sweet tea is Marian Cobell Tyree sauce and so on so can I bring you something to drink yeah, I'd just like a water oh oh, sorry, yeah, I'd like a ground well, okay?

Great, perfect, would you like fries each with that ice? Yes, I'm going to need you to say I'd like a dirt sweat with frozen chunks please, mmm sounds really good. Now I'll bring you some flat corn pyramids for the table. I'll be right back with all the

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s and the pizza comes with cheese. Yes, it's pizza. Anything else good. Thank you. Oh my god, it's so bad. Yes. I don't know what happened. The

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s usually love us. Yes. It's time to activate the charm right here. Oh then. Dean, what are your favorite things to eat here?

You're really going to change your order now. I just placed your order and I would have to call them. No, no, of course, we would n

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know. It's okay, it's okay. They are not rare. I'd like to leave a really big tip or something, yes, 25 percent perfect, great pizza, thanks Dean, 50 percent yes, how are we doing with the breadsticks around here and an order, nachos with cheese sound good, let me get those menus out of the way. Save it in case you want to order more food. I can bring it back whenever you need it. I'm really going to need that many.

I really need this menu. Give me the menu. What does it return? I'm doing my job, thanks guys, sounds great. I'll be right out with those drinks. I don't need to write it. I remember

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thing, damn Dr. Pepper, not just mr. Pibb is like dr. pepper, except I didn't go to med school, okay, are you sure you don't want cocaine? He's like an elf, but I'm tanned. I know other things, mr. Pibb, okay, yeah, his parents are probably very disappointed that he didn't go to medical school, you know, I'll go take those orders, welcome to Olive Garden, now that we're here for an anniversary or a breakup that's so fun .

DJ I heard we have a birthday yes it's my birthday Trent how old are you now? How old are you now? Baby, another year older that you survived, happy birthday, dear Trey, happy birthday to you, oh, happy, happy, happy day, happy birthday to you. Look, please, okay, I have a fried lettuce sandwich and unsalted butter soup, enjoy, thank you very much, I also have your account here, no rush, okay, great, hey, can I pick up these dishes? No, no, no, I'm not done. I just got it, oh, okay, yeah, no rush, okay, and this will be your table.

Feel free to float until you finish eating, no rush. Hello, we are very hungry. No, no rush. Hello, my name is unpronounceable and I will be waiting for you tonight. happy happy birthday to you Fred happy birthday you have another ear oh happy birthday how old are you now happy birthday baby it's a birthday trance it's not yours it's yours not yours it's yours birthday Tom it's the birthday song I'm singing loud and I'm singing Proud it's your birthday I did your trick Hey shit I'm wearing my ice skates my first day at Sonic in dresses Hey guys I wanted to introduce someone this is Todd he's gonna take care of me while I go on break alone I want them to know that it's not their fault that Jonny is gone.

I'm not here to replace him or take away anything you had together. We will create new memories. Well, we don't want to be. Yes. We won't call you our server, yes we will just call you by your name, okay we will get there. I'll go get your refills so I guess we'll get Todd on the weekends or thanks for being so understanding. about the delay but it's completely my fault you make a wish baby and now it's time for a new song i just wrote no please don't you're getting old a friend but your life It's just beginning, you started like a baby. but you became a man, you'll get more when you win it, that's a rule here, you have to fight to the death for another, yeah, and if you call this a scoop, you'll get a black eye, yeah, I thought they were called Scooby's .

Rule number one is that you don't ask if their name is Scoobies. I heard someone ask if they were called Scoobies. That's okay, so you're going to grab these hands. You know, I'll still eat it. Oh yes, yes, I think. We're crazy, you guys are so cute. I wish I could have your relationship and I wish you the best, but also you, me, just you, I mean, baby, look at your hair. I though that you like me. I love it. Dean loves him too. Dean. Come back here, I'll give you a ride or I'll take you home, oh yeah, okay, I hope you like my hips twist, pick up the poor girl, come in here and when we get engaged, she's insulin deficient and she gets very stabbed if you don't. your food, there's no rush, even though I'm not the one getting stabbed all the time, no, please keep watching, don't eat anything, this makes it so much better and so much stingier for me, so thank you, oh god, yeah keep her away from stabbing things literally anything with a point you want to keep her away from that because she's good ah ah ah ah man my appendix again used to share a much smaller room I tell you wait your twin meant a good twin in utero in which the favorite baby grew up a man, the story of Superman, there is a baby, Danny became a man in the world, no, hello, let me tell you about today's special offers, we have a video selected just for you, We have a link to the Smosh store with new clothes for your ass and us.

I have the subscribe button down there and if you don't I'll find you and slap you. I'm just kidding. I would never do that or do that. I'm crazy. I love being a waiter at Long John Silver's.