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Duck Dynasty: Top 4 Pranks

Duck Dynasty: Top 4 Pranks
JASE: This is the greatest prank ever. WILLIE: You sure that's going to work? JASE: Oh yeah. As soon as this door comes this way, it's going to crash. There's nothing holding it on. Ouch. He's never going to see it coming. Willie and I are in the midst of a vicious prank war. It's been going on for 30 years. The prank war has actually been dormant for the last couple of years, but Willie decided he would fire it back up last week, when he gave me a donut filled with hot sauce. MAN: Oh! Ha, ha. Got you. Retaliation is at hand. Oh, snap! Good grief! JASE: You must be on roids, Willie. Yeah. You better take it easy there, Kool-Aid man. I have to admit that was pretty good. It's time to call a truce. The prank wars is over-- Yeah, it's over. I've won. --eventually. You ain't won. It's just over. You going to tear up the whole office. You're going to clean this up. It'll bust right out. WILLIE: Clean this crap up. Pick that up too. That's my prank. JASE: Is that all you got? The boxes are getting heavy. Uh-oh. WILLIE: Y'all ain't finished this crap yet? Oh. Shoot! That's your idea of a prank? That was supposed to hit you first. JASE: This is just dumb. WILLIE: Jase, I had a plan. It didn't work. Yeah. Obv-- MAN: Oh! Boo yah. Ooh, he finished it. MAN: Oh! Take tomorrow off, Johnny D. WILLIE: Revenge is sweet, isn't it? Or I suppose in this case, you could say revenge is starchy. SI: Hey, somebody call...
duck dynasty top 4 pranks
Ghostbusters. There ya go. This ain't over. PHIL: So what are y'all doing? Check out the Mad Baker here. Yep. WOMAN: This is a prank war. It kind of improves morale. SI: Yeah. Jase, let me tell you what improves morale. Volunteer work, son. Do what? I signed you boys up for volunteer work. They need y'all at the church tomorrow. So we're going to set up chairs. That's it? Yeah. It's a very important part of volunteer work at our church. You know what we should do? A little dodgeball. Hey, I-- don't-- I ain't into dodge ball. MAN: This is dodge ball. Y'all out. You lost. WILLIE: Al. Big Al. We're done. You already finished the bulletin? We're done. Good job, Al. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. WILLIE: What the crap? Oh my gosh. WOMAN: Go, go, go. Come on WILLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. You've been pranked. It was a good prank. WILLIE: I thought you were against

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. PHIL: I am, but this was a good one. Why was this a good one? It made me laugh. SI: I'm putting security camouflage on my shed. All right, whatever. Where's my auger? I've been robbed. WILLIE: You need a new shed. You gonna buy me a shed? Si, I'm not buying you a new shed. This is the Fort Knox type shed that I need. It don't get no better! What do you think? I think you're stupid. So-- SI: Hey, we got to put guns and ammo and food in this thing so it'll be ready. WILLIE: Ready for what? For the zombie apocalypse....
duck dynasty top 4 pranks
Get the old shed in the new shed, then we'll eat. I'm really enjoying my new storage container slash zombie shelter. This thing is cool though, man. You could do all kind of stuff up in here. Give me a hand, Mark. WILLIE: Put a couch. A hand for what? The real question here, OK, is how is he going to do in a zombie apocalypse? OK. If we have some kind of ventilation system, this place would be pretty cool. Wait. SI: Installed. WILLIE: Hey, let me out. I got to get out of here, man. He said, "You can't let me out of here, man." Yeah, he said, don't let him out. WILLIE: It's 300 degrees in here. He's already turned, boys. I can't hear him. WILLIE: My eyelids are sweating. Hey, he's in the mutation stage right now. WILLIE: Seriously, guys, my crotch is getting swampy. - All right, Si. - All right. Let him out. Let him out. MAN: That's a combination lock. WILLIE: Hey, what about a lock? Did y'all lock me in here? Uh-oh. I'm going to get some bolt cutters. Bolt cutters! I'm going to cut that lock off. Hey, that thing called me $8. I'm so hot in here. Jess, stop making message. I love you. You're a good woman. Wait at least a year before you get married again. SI: There ya are. There you go, baby. Piece of junk. MAN: The light! I warned y'all. You OK? Is that him? Not funny. Si, come on. SI: Hey. What's taking you so long? At my age, you don't do nothing fast. You should take supplements. You taking about...
duck dynasty top 4 pranks
steroids? No. MAN: You know what's better than supplements? What? Deer antler makes you feel better. People are always trying to scam me with these, you know, mountains of youth, you know, miracle cures. On the other hand, what's the worst that can happen? MAN: It's like all natural HGH is what I-- that's what I've heard. What's HGH? Human growth hormone. I think it's just GH, though, cause deer wouldn't have H. Yeah. DGH. MAN: Hey, y'all, just come on around here. I'll show you what I got. I'm gonna fix you right up. You gonna be Hercules before you know it. They say deer antler give you strength and endurance. MAN: Check out the gold mine, boys. MAN: That's it. I told you. If there's anything to this deer antler stuff, OK, hey, I'll be pumped up in no time. JEP: I don't know if chewing on deer antler is going to turn Si into the Hulk. He'll be posing in front of a mirror. All of a sudden, he'll be walking around there saying, dang, I can feel that. But I know it's going to be really fun for the rest of us. MAN: Hey, Si, by the time you get done with this stuff, you'll just be able to pick that up and break it. Deer antlers! Supercharge. - Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. SI: All right. I think I got all I need, boys. Hurry up. All right. These two boxes I've already replaced with the newspaper. I'm not really concerned about pulling this prank off on Si. He's been chewing on...
deer antler all day. JEP: Now that we've tampered with the heavy boxes and made 'em each about 30 pounds lighter, he's going to think he turned into the Hulk as soon as he picks one up. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. SI: Hey, you guys are not going to believe this. MAN: What? OK. Since I been chewing on this stupid deer antler for the past 24 hours, I'm telling you, it's working. I woke up this morning-- not a pain or ache in my body. Well that sure was fast. Load it up. Si, it's big. You're strong. You can pick these up now. I know what these clowns have been up to. These idiots couldn't pull off a good prank if their lives depended on it. Hey, I like where your head's at. MAN: You've got the strength of the antlers. Here. Hand that thing over there. I'll hold that for you. Oh. MAN: Whoa. MAN: No problem. Rule one, OK, look. Never plan the prank-- We get Si to think he's, like, the strongest man in the world. SI: --when the person you're trying to prank is sitting 10 feet away from you. Put another one on there, Jethro. MAN: You want another one? I think I can handle it, son. MAN: I can't even carry two of 'em. MAN: Si, you're strong like a bull. Oh. Right. Hey, I'm telling you guys. Go, Si! SI: Hey. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you what. You're strong, buddy. Rule number two, never try to pull a prank on someone that has got a higher IQ or that is very smarter than you are. Hey, I have found...
the fountain of youth. MAN: We tried telling you. Deer antler is it. Look, and rule number three, if you mess with the deer, you're going to get the antler. Let me grab another box. MAN: Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, no, no. MAN: Oh, good lord. Whoa. Hold on. Let me move this. MAN: You want to call an ambulance? No. Hold-- hold up, boys. Pick me up. MAN: Pick you up? SI: Yeah. You gonna have to pick me up. I can't move. MAN: I'm gonna need some help. Good night. Boy, you're a lot heavier than you look. You know it? Hey. Easy. Straight back. You all right? SI: No, I'm not all right. I think that I actually pulled or tweaked something, guys. MAN: It looked like it. Hold on. You need some tea? That'll fix it. Ah. That ain't gonna fix it. MAN: I'll get you some ibuprofen, Si. I'm going to get you a bag of ice. SI: Make it-- make it strong. Golly. JASE: What in the world? You want a free camper for some donuts? MAN: It's been there all week. JASE: You want to sell some donuts? You back a camper in there and give it away. There'll be rednecks come out of rocks, caves, and mountaintops to eat your donuts. Looky here. Win a camper. Is that for real? That's for real. The drawing's today. We'll even deliver it. Hey, let me get 80 of them tickets for Silas Robertson. I'm fixing to win that sucker. What you laughing at, you old coot? Why is he laughing? Look right here. You have got to be kidding me. I'll see you suckers...
later. All right, enjoy your new pad! SI: Oh, I plan on it! What's the man doing? It's not going to work. Si, we need some reeds. Si? Si? MAN: Check his pulse. Make sure he's alive. JASE: He's out. If he wasn't snoring so loud, I'd think he was dead. MAN: Let's pour some cold water on him. If there was ever a perfect opportunity to mess with my uncle Si, now is the time. MAN: This is one of the best ideas I've ever had. How about a little ride to the middle of nowhere? MAN: What's the first thing he's going to say when he opens that door? This is the perfect spot. This is the best idea we have ever had. MAN: Mission complete. - All right. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. MAN: Enjoy, Si. JASE: Sweet dreams, Uncle Si Robertson. Sweet dreams. Man, that was a tranquil nap. Look here. I felt like I was floating on clouds the whole time. Ah, whoa. This camper's like being dipped in the fountain of youth, boys. All right, very funny, boys. Hey, get y'alls butt back down here, you three stooges. Man can even go take a nap anymore around those idiots. Hey! This ain't funny!