Donald and Melania Trump: A Love Story for the Ages | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Last week was President Trump's first international trip in lieu of his visits, and looking at the effects on US-Israel relations, everyone was focused on relations with Donald Melania. What attracted an enormous amount of media attention had to do with Melania Trump, the first lady and some. The video was a real slap or he just pushed his hand away from her. He moved his hand away from him but I didn't see the contact of a slap. Heck, leave it to Fox News to not recognize what rejection from a woman looks like. She slapped his hand, which probably means she wants a promotion first right now in the next leg of Trump's trip that took him to the Vatican.

Trump couldn't really catch a break because this time the first lady gave him the old bass too slowly. which made me wonder, when you look at that, do you think maybe Melania is jealous, maybe that's what it was about? Oh, now you want to hold hands, Donald, surely you wouldn't rather be holding that orb? I remember when you used to touch me like that. the orb

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looks at fox and his friends and yells at the television but today he did the same but we could all hear it and from the beginning you could tell that this was going to be special.

Thank you very much for being with us, Mr. President. Well, good morning, I chose a very, very special day because it is Melania's. birthday, so I said, let's do it on Melania's birthday, so happy birthday to Melania, okay, I hope there are visitors in between, but have you decided or do you want to tell us what you got her? Well she better not get into that because she might get in trouble maybe I didn't get her that much. I'll tell you what he's done. I bought him a beautiful card. How did Trump screw up the easiest question in the world?

It's like they threw a softball at him and he swung and ducked. in the cock and I mean it's his birthday, I can't believe Donald didn't get Melania anything for his birthday. Now she might think that he is not a very good husband. Besides, she would pay anything to know what she wrote inside that card. I definitely didn't feel like the roses were red. Love is a mystery. I had a historic victory in the electoral college. Why did Trump say he called Fox and his friends because it was Melania's birthday? What does that mean? It's like honey.

I have a great day. celebration planned for us today I'm going to talk to some people from TV while I'm sitting in the bathroom like, oh, thank you Donald, my life is a beautiful dream. I know a lot of people think that here on the

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we are nothing more than enemies when it comes to the white house, but that is not true. I have always been a fan of Melania Trump. You know, as a fellow immigrant, she inspires me because I know I can never become president of the United States, but if she worked hard, she could make me first lady. so she is my role model and that is why today i think about

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trump first lady melania trump is hospitalized tonight after undergoing a surgical procedure on her kidney the white house says the procedure was for a benign condition and that there were no complications president trump tonight visiting his wife who is expected to remain in the military hospital for the rest of the week, they say they want to go ahead and keep her for a week, which is unusual in a case like this, but it could be because she is the first lady. and they just want to pay more attention, yes she will stay another week.

I feel like after a couple of hours the doctor told her that she could go home and Melania said no, she should stay, I should stay until you check everything, I'll stay longer. "Okay, Miss First Lady, since we're keeping you longer, your husband is on his way to visit us, okay, pull the plug, we've tried everything, pull the plug, it's like you're not on life support, I don't care, just try." ". look what happens, the crazy thing about the

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is looking at these two people, how is she the one with the health problem, what am I talking about, Trump's blood type is positive for KFC, he doesn't live a life healthy at a rally last week, Trump promised to fight for LGBT rights, you know, the strangest part of this whole Melania thing is that she went to the hospital, it was supposed to be a two-day thing, then she was there for a week, then it was two weeks and then we didn't do it. see it and now it's three weeks and then they announced that maybe we'll see it at the end of June, I don't know what that means, what was even stranger was that Trump was leaving the white house and then he was being interviewed by the press pool and then someone said: where is melania? and he said oh she's spying she's watching us right now and he's pointing at a window and then the whole press turned and there was no one there and then.

He just walked away and I was like this is a real thing, it's like he almost said it, like he's being haunted by Melania, like he sees a ghost that no one else sees, but he's so dumb he doesn't know it. he's being haunted because I feel like Trump would be that kind of person, he's so self-absorbed that he wouldn't even know that he's being haunted, like the ghost is there and it's like little kids riding bikes. the white house and he would be like a baron his friends are here do you know about my electoral college victory like the lady in the ring came out of the tv and then Trump groped her and she came back in like I would like to testify in front of congress Melania is leaving Donald Trump behind in Washington to visit Africa First lady Melania Trump departs on a week-long tour of four countries in Africa Today will be her first extended international trip without the president as she visits Ghana, Malawi, Kenya and Egypt .

I am very proud of the work this administration is doing through USAID and others and I look forward to the opportunity to bring the message of my be best campaign to many of the countries and children across Africa oh man this is How sweet of you Melania's, she's going to Africa to fight cyberbullying. The only problem is that most people in Africa are still waiting to get cyberbullying. I mean, and by the way, if you're paying attention, you'll realize that this is yet another example of the first lady publicly undermining her husband's message. He said Lebron is dumb.

She praised Lebron and offered to visit his school. illness you see what's going on here anyway good luck on your trip melania uh i just hope the clothes the kids wear aren't too uncomfortable for you there's a wardrobe malfunction that's ruining the news breaking news melania trump making a surprise visit to children at the border, but did she hurt the message she was trying to send with an unfortunate wardrobe choice? The first lady was wearing a jacket with the words I really don't care, wow, I really don't care, right? It looks like when Melania was in the hospital, they took her away last time, although it's kind of sweet that she made a jacket with her and Donald's wedding vows on it, that's really cool, I like that, now look, we could spend forever talking about how out of touch this leaves Melania.

It seems like it, but I don't really care, you know? Melania Trump with her outfits when she goes to visit people I like. I don't know which way it is because I mean, everyone has different theories. Some people think you know because she said. I'm going to go to the border to see what the real

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is with the migrant children, uh, you know, the immigrants that have arrived and are locked up and I was like, oh, that's so sweet, she'll go and she'll like it. You know, she turned on her lights and then put on a jacket that said "I don't really care about you, do I?" I didn't think about it and then his spokesperson was like, hey no, there's no hidden message, it was like we just didn't think about that, sorry, and then Trump came out and tweeted and said that jacket was about the fake news that Melania was

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She doesn't care and it's like she just said there's no hidden message and he says hidden message and he's like, what are you like? I'm not going to lie when I see things like this. It really makes me believe that Donald Trump didn't collude. with Russia because I think he would have already told us. I'm going to publish it. Believe. I think we'll find out that the people around him tried to collude, but I think he would have told us everything. he just came out, he told us why he fired James Comey, he tells all the secrets, I don't think he can keep them, he wishes it had been like that at some point and that's why I concluded that they came to I said let's do it I said let's do it melania trump you know those movies in which the beautiful but mysterious woman with the foreign accent is actually a secret assassin well, maybe we should have seen this coming, a dramatic move by melania trump that apparently took top white house advisers by surprise melania's office trump issued a statement publicly criticizing a national security official the first lady called for the firing of deputy national security adviser mira riccardell complaining directly to her husband for being unhappy with her cardel during her first solo trip to africa in october the two fought to sit on the plane and use the resources of the national security council for the trip the first lady's office issued a statement saying that she no longer deserves the honor of serving in this white house sweet mister melania wastes no time hardly we know nothing about her and then when she talks it's to fire someone and whatever this lady did must have made Melania really angry because you realize that Trump is cheating on her and she's pretty calm about it, but then Melania you're leaving for a flight and all of a sudden you feel like you've taken aisle seats and honestly i don't even know who mira ricardelle is, who is this person they're firing like they're running out of people we know fire this is like walking dead season 6 oh no they killed derek there is actually some fake news plaguing the president right now it's about melania the fake melania conspiracy is back after the first lady's visit to alabama and georgia this week the theory that melania trump had a body double for public appearances began in 2017 and was denied by fact checkers now, although again, twitter users are comparing this to other im

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arguing it is not the same woman, but many also comment that lighting and makeup are likely causes of mistaken identity.

How is this in the news? How is this? Of course, Melania looks a little different some days right, she is a person every person looks different day to day this was me like two months ago okay, this was me three years ago okay, this was me yesterday when I found out that jlo is engaged it's okay I look different I look different because I'm clearly very happy for her and as the 20th best Yankee I'm very happy I'll be fine I'll be fine I just wanted a-rod for myself so please Guys, let's stop this whole fake Melania thing.

That's okay, because it's not true, although I will say this. If you zoom in on that photo, there's something a little suspicious and that's that they're holding hands, so on second thought, maybe it's fake Melania while her husband has been fighting to get her approval. With a rating over 40 percent, Melania has consistently remained the most popular Trump in the country and I personally

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her too because we have a lot in common, we are both immigrants, neither of us would be here if it weren't for Donald Trump and I'm just going to post it, we are both style icons, yes, yes, yes, that's true, Melania, this bish stole your look.

The reason I've been thinking about Melania lately is because in the wake of Trump's recent immigration crackdown, I started to notice something that has me really worried. I think Donald Trump is trying to deport Melania. No, and you might wonder why he would want to deport his wife. I don't know, I don't know, but things haven't exactly been perfect between them. First of all, it's no secret that Melania hardly spends any time in the White House. Secondly, when he tries to take her hand in public, she tries to slap him away from her like a S

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You remember it and who knows, she may have even created some tension. including when Trump allegedly hit the porn star and paid her to keep quiet and then the whole country found out, you know, normal relationship problems and I know it sounds crazy, Donald Trump wants to deport his wife, but yeah If you look closely at Trump's immigration policies, many people think he just hates immigrants, but when you put them all together you start to notice a patent, all his policies seem to be directed at his wife, for example, one of the immigration problems which Trump complains about the most.

They are people who come to the United States incorrectly and work in the country illegally and everyone always assumes that because he is racist he is talking about Mexicans but I don't think it is a coincidence that that same complaint can apply to his own new wife. questions about melania trump's immigration status whenShe first arrived in the U.S. The Associated Press reported that she did not have the proper visa for her modeling work. I came here on a visa, flew to Slovenia every few months to get it stamped and came back. Trump insists that his visa was stamped every few months, if that is accurate it would mean that he had some type of visa, possibly a tourist visa that must be updated periodically, but that type of visa does not allow him to work in the United States, when this came up controversy for the first time, the trump campaign promised that melania would hold a press conference to clear everything up. that press conference never happened, that's right, melania's staff promised they would hold a press conference to clear up her questionable immigration history and then it never happened, to be fair, it's only been three years since that promise was made, so?

OK? and you guys don't even know how hard it is to hold a press conference in three years like you guys, you have to get a podium and That's it, but it still seems a little convenient for Trump to bring up the whole legal work thing when he knows that his own wife has a shady visa history and clearly when that failed Donald tried to change things because then he started. complaining about how many foreigners are taking advantage of the US immigration system by claiming they were special when in reality they were not, now again people assumed that Trump was talking about Indian computer programmers in Silicon Valley, but if you follow the clues you will You realize this guy was actually criticizing his wife, the Washington Post reports that questions persist about how Melania Trump obtained the so-called Einstein visa to enter the United States when she was a model, in 2001 she was granted a green card in the elite EB-1 program it is designed for. academic researchers or people in other fields, such as Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors, awarded to people who demonstrate sustained national and international recognition and usually in the fields of the arts, business, or academic research.

Now only 3,376 eb1 green cards were issued that year. five were for people from Slovenia, yes that's right, Melania got a green card through the Einstein visa program, which seems strange, although I guess if you spend enough time standing next to Donald, anyone starts to look like Einstein, well , almost all of them, and you know, guys, the more you look at it, the more it looks like Donald Trump is trying to deport his wife because who can forget one of his biggest anti-immigration crusades? Chain migration. The president wants to reform the visa lottery system and end so-called chain migration. you have chain migration chain migration chain migration you go in and bring your whole damn family, one guy comes and then you have to bring his aunt, his uncle, his father, his grandfather, his grandparents, a single immigrant can bring a number Virtually unlimited distant relatives, yes.

One of the things Donald Trump hates most about US immigration policy is that immigrant families can come live with them in the US now, even though Donald Trump says I want my family back home to see the program to know that this is not true, okay, you can't. Bring unlimited relatives to America, do you hear me, nan Israel? In fact, the law even says you can't sleep on my couch and I'm actually not even in town that weekend. That's what the law says, Uncle Mangman, now it really was. It was clever of Trump to make it seem like this was about uncles, aunts and cousins, but clearly there was someone he was actually targeting the entire time President Trump's in-laws were entering and exiting a Manhattan federal building where They took an oath.

U.S. citizen sources told ABC News that first lady Melania Trump sponsored her Slovenian-born parents, Victor and Amalia Knobs, taking advantage of the same policy that President Trump has denigrated as chain migration and vowed to end it. . That's right, Melania Trump helped her parents chain migrate to the United States. so that's what Donald Trump was trying to stop, he was trying to turn his in-laws into outlaws, yeah, which is super harsh and as if this wasn't enough evidence that Donald Trump is trying to deport his wife, so How do you explain it? the new policy that your administration announced this week, uh, they came out saying that immigrants who receive government assistance can't be allowed to stay in the united states, well guess who lives in a free house provided by the united states, melania trump i see what you're doing

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i see what you're doing and i'm not going to let it happen in fact we're not going to let this happen

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I was thinking, I think it would be amazing if in some world Melania divorced Trump because of the porn star and then got the White House in the divorce. No, because in my head I was like I was playing everything, it would be like it was the most amazing thing I had ever seen, like I could see the movie in my head, now you know, like she had the white house, he was in a motel at six. like just walking around without pants all day and then like foreign leaders come to visit him and they have to go to the motel to visit him but they didn't know like the prime minister drives to the white house and then when they get there they say where is the president Melania is on the grass she says he doesn't live here anymore he doesn't live here anymore he doesn't know what he did you can find him at the motel he says what do you mean? the motel so they like to drive to the motel and it's like one of those florida project motels this is chaos people kids playing outside someone is fixing a car you know donald trump is upstairs you know when the prime minister I guess I said are we on correct? place where it says, yes, he lives in 16b, that's where 16b is, donald trump comes out, come, welcome, this is my new home, they're like telling the prime minister that we're going to share a room, your bed is this.

By the way, you speak Spanish, right, Mr. President, yes, I need you to talk to my neighbor, Felipe, he is always playing music. Felipe, come meet the president of Mexico, tell him that I don't like his loud music, please, I'm president, he can't ask. I'll translate for you. Are you saying you don't speak Spanish? No, I do it and then tell him what I said.