White People Unnecessarily Calling the Cops on Black People | The Daily Show

Did anyone call the police about this? It's like these are the police. Tonight there is a firestorm over what happened three days ago at a Starbucks in Philadelphia, where the police were called and two

black

men were arrested. This video captured according to witnesses, the cell phone

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s the police talking to and then handcuffing the men while they waited for a friend. The men wanted to go to the bathroom, but the manager said that according to her store's policy, they couldn't because they didn't buy anything when they didn't want to. Go away, she called the police.

How crazy are these two men arrested for waiting to meet someone at Starbucks. You see this this year. That's why

black

people

should always be late if you're early. It's lazy for our safety. Black

people

are late everywhere. come on, actually maybe there will be thoughts, maybe it's not true that black people are never on time, it's just that we only know about latecomers because everyone who was early got taken away, maybe that's what it's and I know I know there were some people who were like, well, why weren't these guys at Starbucks doing anything? Hey?

Because? Because that's what Starbucks is to everyone, it's not doing anything. Starbucks Starbucks is basically a bus station with espresso machines, that's what is actually the only mistake they make. What the black people did was not use the

white

man's tactics, that's what they did, yeah, when the manager accused them of doing nothing, nothing they should have responded to, I'm actually writing a script, that's what I'm doing , but see if I can. Get serious for just a minute. I will say this. Do you like it? Do you have any idea what it does to a person's dignity to be arrested by police on bicycles?

Think about this Think about this someone calls the police and instead of driving with sirens wailing Oh, tough, it's like ding-ding-ding of the afternoon and how do they get you back to the station? Hey? They throw you on the back of a bike built for two and now you're in custody but you have to help them sell it's back there McMahon there's a man just some of us look at the door we'll go you look adorable cushioned Oh Furillo America clearly has a problem with the police and black people, on the one hand you have people

calling

the police because they see black people as inherently threatening and then you have the police who only know how to respond to a call with an arrest or violence, so the question is what do we do? , we fix society or we try to fix the police or maybe It made us think that maybe all we have to do is change the people who have been connecting civilians to the police well for years. 911 have been answering calls that turn out not to be real emergencies, they are black people, ma'am, stay calm.

I have fear also. officers are on the way, so they came up with the program to help

white

people decide if their emergency was a real emergency. We hired a black operator. I'm on the train and these blacks are talking and there's a lot of noise and I think there might be a fight, okay sir, let me get this straight, you called 911, people, we're talking, well, yeah, I guess you are okay, this is what I need you to do, get up, walk to the window and throw your ass off that train, threatening the girl, bye-bye. A little unorthodox, yes, but she has been efficient and she is almost completely professional, almost what she says is that he is a 6-4, broad-shouldered African-American man who drives a Benz.

I need you to look closely if he is wearing a wedding ring, don't stand there. I'm on my way, this year's biggest trend for white women is

calling

911. It's a scenario that has become very common. We are a minor incident that results in a white person calling the police on a black person, in this case, a nine-year-old black child. A girl was accused of sexually assaulting a white woman in a Brooklyn deli. She immediately gave him a nickname at the corner store Carolyn. I love that now black people are giving their nicknames to white women on the spot, not because before it used to take a couple of days, but now it's instantly almost like black people are thinking of nicknames for every white woman they see in In case one falls it's like walking like it's okay, she would lower her voice Laura, it's okay, that's the bathroom Betty Oh, on the roof, Rachel I really hope she calls the police.

I can use that one to get Carolyn from the corner store to join a whole bachelorette party of white women who called the police on black people in 2018. Okay, barbecue, Becky, leave, patty, pool, Patrol, Paula, and like them, the corner store, Caroline wasn't going to let anyone talk to her. to call the police and I'm going home goodbye world star operator okay, first of all goodbye 9-1-1 operator well ladies call 9-1-1 so much that they talk to you as if you were dating, that's what it is Oh 9 -1-1 operator you hang up no, you hang up okay in three one two three are you still there just two?

I love you 9-1-1 operator and you know a white lady goes too far when white women try to stop her so wait, wait now white ladies are using the term white lady as an insult you cut me off white lady who you call white lady white lady you're about to get a face full of Rosie oh yeah what year 2013? I love that year too, oh my gosh, I love it too, oh my gosh, I love it here. I love it too, but kudos to that other woman for stepping up, that's an ally and here's the thing if you're an adult and a nine year old grabs your butt, you don't call the police, okay , he's a kid, kids grab things all the time.

I've been on the subway and I felt like they grabbed me, I looked down and it was a boy grabbing my leg. Yeah, it wasn't like sexual assault. I did what any adult does well. I picked him up, told him that his mother chose me, and took him home. You'll call the police and this is what I'm just saying, even if I never knew what really happened, in my opinion she was wrong, except we know what happened because there's a video and it turns out the kid wasn't grabbing anything. Storage surveillance video tells a different story, clearly

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ing the boy's backpack accidentally grazed.

Cline, yes it was a brush with a backpack, not a sexual assault by a nine year old, those two things should be easy to distinguish unless it was the backpack of the child they don't understand and honestly we can joking, but it's hard to watch the story and not remember Emmett Till back in 1955, false accusation against a black child by a white lady, they are the same ingredients, but the only positive side of this story is that two days later, the corner store Carolyn returned to that same store and somehow the entire neighborhood was there waiting for her in Brooklyn last night.

A customer from a dramatic scene returned to the store and reviewed the images caused by a crowd. You can put that in Worldstar. We have heard multiple stories about people getting the police called. Being black in public, but yesterday's story might be the craziest. Five women claim they are victims of racial discrimination after saying the owners of a Pennsylvania golf course asked the group to leave the course. The women say Grandview Golf Club workers kicked them out halfway. during the game when workers said the women were playing too slowly. Upstate New York County Police confirm that authorities were called to the course on Saturday afternoon and at that time cell phone video confirms that the club owners were telling the women to leave.

I'm sorry but This is crazy, these guys called the police because a group of black women were playing golf too slow as if black people can't win in America. If you advance towards the targets, you are a threat, if you run away from them, you are a suspect. and now they call the police on you when you take your time, it's golf, that's what golf is for, like you know what the problem is in America, why do people call the police like they're asking for the manager, it's as if this is not acceptable. unacceptable I didn't do it I demanded to see someone who could shoot you come on now fortunately in this case the police handled it correctly you know and there were no arrests in fact I like to think the police only showed up because they didn't believe there were five black women playing golf there, like Marty, bring the camera, this is going to be crazy, I'm glad nothing happened to the women, but I'd like to hear the sports cast for that, if only there was an announcer to say Okay, so they're taking tee and a race war is breaking out on the fourth hole.

These idiots had never seen black women before. All the policemen let them go. Alright, this weekend was the first weekend of summer and you know what that means. Like every weekend white women called 9-1-1 for black people, this morning a California woman faces online outrage after a now-viral video shows her allegedly calling the police on a girl eight-year-old black woman who sold bottles of water with her. mother on a sidewalk called the police on an eight year old girl, you could hide as much as you wanted, yes, and she sold water illegally without a permit, the woman identified as Alison IDO is now being nicknamed on social media as permit patty, This comes after several reported cases of white people calling the police on African Americans going about their

daily

lives.

To learn more about the story, please welcome our own Dulce Sloan. We will all tell another story of a white person calling 911 for a black person who does nothing. your thoughts Trevor I'm so sick of this white people call the police so often they don't even have to dial nine one one anymore they just dial nine, operators like we're on our way you know what Apple needs Make a phone exclusively for white people. Every time you call the police, it just connects you to yourself. Say you know, a lot of people felt this example was particularly egregious because this woman was calling the police on a child.

Yes, but it really made me angry. this is how she did it play that video again this woman doesn't want to let a girl suck some water she called the police on an eight year old girl you hide all you want the whole world doesn't see you stand Okay, okay, now freezes, why is he trying to crouch behind the wall like a white privileged ninja? What the hell are you doing? We just saw you. You don't disappear just because you squatted black people on the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. I mean, look at her. Come on, he looked like he was doing a squat in an alley at Mardi Gras.

Oh, and wait until you hear how the Patty apartment makes money. Social media users are calling out the woman. Allow Patty. Her real name is Alison Edel, a businesswoman from San Francisco. She is also the CEO of a company that specializes in cannabis edibles for animals. Travon, a woman sells weed to doll dogs, what do sad dog songs sound like hey, I got that kibble, I got that bacon, we're here, come on, if you ask me, that's the real reason the white lady called the police. This girl was in the corner of her. Now, actually, Dulce Permit Pati was interviewed by the San Francisco Chronicle and she said that she didn't actually call the police.

Yes, she said she only meant to call them Trevor. that makes it worse because that means she didn't really care about her permissions. She wanted to scare an eight-year-old black girl into thinking the police would come. She knows that black people are afraid of the police and she used it as a weapon against them. them, that happens, she imagines how white people would feel if black people ran around threatening them with gluten look, I understand why it bothers you to say it, but I think you'll be happy to know that this story has a happy ending right now this girl. she was selling water because she was trying to raise money for a trip to Disneyland, well guess what after black Twitter posted the story, someone bought that girl four tickets to Disneyland, yeah, look at God, look at God, oh , but whatever you do, you better not try to sell. water there Disney doesn't do it protector Phoenix has also started to become famous for how bad its police forces are with a record 44 police shootings last year, yes, more than any other major city in the United States and now, thanks to the cell phone videos, we can See it for ourselves: The growing outrage tonight after an extreme reaction by Phoenix police when a girl hit a dog, police officers in Phoenix threatened Aisha Harper, a 24-year-old pregnant woman with his two young children by his side.

The video begins after the family stops. at their babysitter's house they get accosted by

cops

with guns in their hands phoenix police officers sometimes sounded like hitmen sweet Jesus, I'm going to put a cap on your head too the cop said what's up, you protect and serve like I'm sorry all. About that video, it's wrong, not only are the police officers shouting as if the woman were the one pointing a gun at him, what is she talking about?snapping caps like he's a lost member of NWA there's no excuse for this there's no excuse unless maybe the cop says he arrests people because of the way he thinks they talk, you know, maybe it's like a black man get your ass on the floor and that's for USA you better stop acting like an asshole and you belgian I don't know how you talk waffles waffles waffles now what makes all of this worse is that this family wasn't stealing a bank or holding people hostage you know it was the

cops

responding to a call about a four year old kid taking a Barbie doll out of a dollar store without paying for it yeah and I'm sorry guys you don't have to show up as the SWAT team to rescue a little girl's Barbie, if anything they should rescue the little girl from Bobby, they should get there as a little girl.

Be careful, Bobby may give you a twisted idea of ​​what a woman's body is supposed to be. Barbie, please don't do it, Barbie, think about Ken and the house of your dreams and the new job you just got as a scientist and how traumatic this experience is. Fortunately, no one was shot and I honestly don't think it's because of the offices, I think it's because of the well-trained civilians who happen to be on the scene the woman behind this cell phone video asking to take the children the child even the passersby you can hear them say calm down police oh sorry calm down in Kazan just like you know calm down a situation here sorry Guys but this is ridiculous, how do civilians know how to act like police better than police officers?

Because this guy, this guy is next to the cop holding his phone, but instead of panicking, he's trying to calm things down, I mean, even using the language that cops are supposed to think in, guys, Let's calm this situation down, that's how you know it went wrong because in the past, the guys holding the phone should say, "Oh man, you bought a bus, a cap on your butt, world star, but now the cop sounds like this, you puts a cap on his butt, the people filming things sound like trained police, you know, okay, de-escalate the situation, come on, remember to read him his Miranda rights, come on, and you'd think you'd think cops cuss at civilians and point guns. with guns on a four-year-old would be about as bad as the story could be, but what makes it even worse is that if we didn't have these videos, those cops would have been able to paint a very different picture of how this all happened. a big difference between the police report and the video captured by witnesses.

Nowhere in the report does it mention yelling that they're going to shoot you or that I'm going to put a fucking cap on your head. In the video, Officer Meyer clearly kicks the leg of the handcuffed father in the report, although he writes "I made him spread his feet. You know, the most disturbing thing about this is that it makes you wonder how many people have been arrested and jailed because everyone assumes" . the police version of events is always the truth over and over again over and over again the cell phone videos contradict the official reports because you saw the video he kicks his leg guys without doing anything he kicks his leg but in the report it says that I did him spread his feet, the police report makes him sound like a peaceful yoga instructor, it's like and then I moved him to downward dog namaste and you know what they say about this whole story is that, as heartbreaking as it is Whatever, this family is one of the lucky ones because none of them were gunshots and calm bystanders recorded everything to back them up and now their lawyer is helping them sue the Police Department for ten million dollars, which will not help erase what happened to them, but it will help the girl buy a A lot of those dolls, our first brandishing friend comes to us from Southern California in a misunderstanding brought to you by Mentos and on the 30th, an officer in Southern California is caught on camera pointing his gun at a convenience store customer who mistakenly thought he was shoplifting, this was it.

About a package of Mentos that the customer had already paid for, the man says he tried to explain that he had paid for it, but the officer didn't believe him until the store had to say that he had paid for it. Wow, this cop pulled a gun on a guy because he thought he was stealing Mentos, this is my thing, even if he was stealing them, that's not a reason to pull out the gun, like maybe if the guy was stealing Mentos and Diet Coke, so yes, that's a possible bomb threat. I get it, we know what. you can do it with those things, yes that is dangerous, but not only from Mentos.

I mean, if this cop pulls the gun on him four Mentos, he'll pull the gun on him for anything, even when he goes home after work, he's probably wondering, honey, what's for dinner? Wow, I'll open the oven slowly, slowly, put the meatloaf where I can see it now give me a kiss, no job, no dog, and also if a guy is willing to go to jail for Mentos, I think he's pretty rude, so made. It would be a great commercial like if the kids were in jail like Hey buddy, what are you in for? It would be like I blew up a mine.

What awaits you? I'm for Mentos, the newbie. Now, fortunately, in that case, no one was hurt. But if you're a groundhog who meets a cop, your story might not end so well because some people in Maryland are upset that a police officer shot a groundhog that was apparently trying to block traffic. Yes, the video shows that animal running towards the officer who made the The officer thought the animal was dangerous. The sheriff's office declined to comment on camera, but sent us a statement explaining that the deputy saw traffic stopped on Liberty at White Rock Road, investigated and found the groundhog blocking traffic.

He realized he wasn't responding as expected for an animal that wasn't being cornered or trapped I gotta here Manor, he's serious, first of all white people are calling the police on groundhogs now, like what's next sunset officer please help, it's getting very dark everywhere and so is this poor groundhog, he was only two weeks away from retirement. and now the worst thing is that they shot him and acted like it was his fault, yes, attacking his reputation, he wasn't responding as expected of an animal, oh, I didn't realize there was some kind of police protocol about the groundhog, like it's supposed to do.

He raises his hands, he has no hands and you can see that the poor groundhog had no idea what was happening, as if the policeman was on one side and the other side. I wouldn't be surprised if the cop was causing confusion. instructions how to get on the road don't move don't move get on the ground he's like I'm on the ground users who lift the ground look like the bad guy oh he's trying to block the trap next the news will come out Up what the Facebook groundhogs find all the images looks like a bully.

I know how this is going and in response to these incidents, the National Groundhog Association just issued a statement saying that if this is how humans want to play nice, we will bring back six more. winter weeks