Doctor Reacts To How I Met Your Mother Medical Scenes

How I Met Your Mother sounds like a distraction, but it's also a TV show, so let's react to

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seats, let's get started. Ted, there isn't a single thing here that you're too old to do, in fact, if you did everything at Mya. list I'd call that a pretty fun weekend what's myall Bernie's list you're not 18 anymore if you did everything on that list you'd die that wasn't Chall's challenge accepted in the next 24 hours I'm going to do everything thing on this list now as a

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I need to see this list before giving the go ahead.

I'm just kidding, that's not the role of a

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, the role of a doctor is to warn you about the risks and dangers and allow you to make the decision. For you, that's called bodily autonomy, Robin, there are some pretty tough things on that list. Do you really think B will get his ear pierced? He not only stabbed himself through his skull and also through his ear. You guys care if I crash on his futon tonight we don't have a futon, put it there guys, what's going on? It's on Merto's list. a friend's futon instead of getting a hotel room.

I'm too old for that stuff. What's going on in

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ear looks like the inside of a Jacko Lantern on November 3rd. The problem with ear infections is not so much with an earlobe infection, it's more. A middle ear infection situation is that it could actually spread to the mastoid bone that is attached to the occipital portion of the skull and that area of ​​the mastoid process, if it becomes infected, becomes inflamed, becomes painful and requires intravenous antibiotics, It's quite ironic. many parts of the body are called processes and that just means that the bone that sticks out like a bone that sticks out is a process, so you have the mastoid process, you have the spinous process in the vertebrae, there has to be another process that will come to mind eh, everyone.

These, this bet is on your ear, looks like a free Danish at a continental breakfast. I mean, at that point it's just full-blown cellulitis requiring soft tissue antibiotics. You could also be having a reaction to the metal in that earring, which also happens a lot with allergies. Nickel is one of the most common metals that people have allergies to. They call it a cheap jewelry allergy. I think the nickel is great so I don't call it cheap but you know, to each his own talking about Marshall food, I have bad news. just read online gazolas is closing no, what are gazolas, a dirty mecca of spectacular, if undercooked pizza, located at 316 Kinsey Street Chicago, Illinois, New York.

Pizza is the best pizza, don't tell me otherwise, please and thank you, Brooklyn Pizza, to be specific, St Island, up there. Also, and the only right way to order a pizza is with extra cheese pepperoni, don't tell me otherwise, unless you're my cholesterol, then you can tell me otherwise, those gazola trips, that's where we really become brothers We didn't eat anything. but jerky didn't drink anything but tantrum tantrum it was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content legally available over the counter oh my god this reminds me of Prime with Prime energy which has a high amount of caffeine content and how it is marketed to the kids and how that turned out to be a huge disaster actually also reminds me more of four Loos which was a problem people have heart palpitations they were getting sick from Loco and for those who don't know because Loco was like an alcoholic drink that wasn't incredibly high in alcohol content, but it also had a huge amount of caffeine, it was also a huge portion size, those trips were brutal, the long hours in the car, the motion sickness, the smell, so what time are we leaving for Gaz tomorrow 9? 9:30 room temperature a little rubbery, a little gross, which makes me wonder if this pizza is worth a 22 hour drive.

A 22 hour trip that's a blood clot if I ever heard one. I'm just kidding, but that puts you at risk for having it. a blood clot leads to long trips after surgery if you don't move, you have a higher chance of a clot forming in your leg veins because actually when you move and take steps, your calf muscle The blood flow in the veins goes back up, but if that blood pulls and pools in the area because you're not using your calf and you're not pumping well, you could form a blood clot as a result. blood.

The danger of having that blood clot is having that blood. The clot that breaks loose from that area shoots into the circulation to the lungs, creating what is known as a pulmonary embolism because it lodges in the lungs, blocks blood flow, and the lung dies like old times. I feel so young again, except in my chest. The funny thing about pizza is that it's one of those foods that really packs a triple whammy in terms of being potentially unhealthy. You consume a lot of sugar, which can cause high triglycerides. Higher blood sugar levels, which can increase all types of inflammation in the body. of vascular problems, vascular inflammation, it also has a high sodium content that can increase blood pressure and, in addition, it has a high fat content that can increase cholesterol, which causes the formation of blockages, so it has more blockages inflammation and high. blood pressure a lot of tension in the heart and kidneys I still love pizza this is not a video I hate pizza I'm just saying that my stomach has me damn gazolas oh the food poisoning is terrible it's like a hot plate of lead baby, enough is enough me, cut it, you know what's funny when we study in

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Specific foods. Reheated pizza is not one of them, but there are some that test us and even granulate the types of bacteria that those foods tend to harbor and then cause illness. with reheated rice has serious bacteria B potato salad has salmonella deli meats has leria we even have some for animals like if you have rabbits maybe you have Taria if you have parrots maybe you have chlamydia I'm not exaggerating, that's like still ingrained in my head from the medical boards 13 what they didn't have Uber back then I'm Batman got hit by a bus By the way, there's a bone down below that's not broken and that's not a bone up top, are you sure, yeah buddy?

Why do you think I put it this way? Well, that's what's funny, he wears this sepina collar and we usually use it to stabilize the sepina until we clear it until we have proof that there are no fractures or danger to the cervical spine. and it's very clear, since they bandaged it and put a cast on it, that the x-ray is now complete, so it would have come off by now. It is also very important when putting a cast on your lower extremity to keep them elevated to allow the lymphatic fluid to drain and not allow it to swell because if it swells the pressure can build up and it can create all kinds of problems.

I had to look away because if I had seen what the paramedics were about to do I would have passed out and then they took me away I took this electric blade thing out and I kept thinking this is not happening this is not happening the blade thing electric is probably an oscillating saw to remove a cast oh my god what did they cut off my suit? oh, a beautiful suit, it's actually really cool. If you've ever seen a cast saw, if you put it on your soft skin, it just makes your skin bounce, but if you put it on a cast, which is a hard surface with no elasticity, it will actually cut through the cast because it vibrates so hard. there are actually some really cool slmo images here maybe we can play them.

I'm afraid you are allergic to lobster. You will never be able to eat it. Is it lobster or just seafood in general, which is usually something related in some way to iodine? that like the white bear principle where it's like or white elephant where I say don't think about a white elephant you're definitely going to think about a white elephant oh this is delicious oh man that's serious I'm having edema I'm worried about this Right now, because of Since she doesn't have an EpiPen, we could have problems. You know, there's actually immunotherapy that you could use, like sublingual tablets or injections that can help overcome an allergy.

Something very interesting. I don't need to go to a cardiologist. I drink every day I sleep 3 hours a night and I have multiple sexual partners I'm doing everything right Not sleeping is not good for the heart, especially in the long term because that puts you into sympathetic overload where you're in fight flight mode. ORF, which means you have high cortisol, you have high blood sugar, you have dysregulation of your blood pressure, so you are drinking large amounts of alcohol, which is cardiotoxic, yes, alcohol is cardiotoxic, your sexual partners They're probably the least contributors to the heart, I guess.

If you're having a lot of sex it's like you're getting a decent amount of exercise, so maybe your heart is healthy for that reason, well, Barney, your heart sounds good. Look, Lily, she was worried, although it looks like you might have a slight arrhythmia. She feels. I guess it's I'm going to have like a PVC. I would like you to wear this heart monitor for the next 24 hours. It's called a halter monitor. We have patients wear it for 24 to 48 hours if they have symptomatic arrhythmias or we find an incidental arrhythmia. What's cool? As for the monitors, obviously, that's an older one, the newer ones have like a little connection to your phone, where if you experience some of the symptoms like palpitations or pain or something like that, you can press a button on the phone that in It actually marks the area of ​​the electrical rhythm when you are experiencing it because some patients may come to see me and say I feel good right now, but sometimes, doctor, something happens there.

The good thing is that with the halter monitor I can go back in time and look at the moment. where they pressed the button what was going on with the heart flag at the play Doc, I have a date tonight, don't worry, it's totally safe unless part of your big date involves hooking yourself up to a car battery, well, now no, that was like a really strange choice of humor I don't know, I don't quite understand it, everything looks good here, although I noticed some irregularities, nothing to be alarmed about, it's probably pointing out PVCs, which are premature ventricular contractions that don't They're incredibly scary, esp.

If they are asymptomatic, meaning you don't feel anything with them, young people can have them, they just show up because sometimes treating them or trying to treat them will actually lead to more complications rather than just leaving them alone. Nora is great. She's wonderful, but what time was your dinner reservation last night? 8:30 What did she do at 8:30? She literally skipped a beat. How nice. Your heart is speaking to you. Barney, oh, do you have the guts to listen to it, my God. Do you have heart block? If you have second degree heart block. I'm paying attention.

What do you mean I can't get an epidural? You are too far away. Things are moving much faster than expected. See if your hands are medically tied. Just leave the epidural on the table walk away how are you going to put it in your spine Lily I know this isn't how you imagined it but I want you to know I'm here for you and I'm solid as a rock oh I can see. his head, oh thank god, doctor son, get that thing out of my delivery room, where are the nurses, where are the support staff? Let's push now yes, I can't.

Marshall hasn't arrived yet. Lily, if you don't push, I'll push that baby up. your throat and get it out of your mom, yeah, we don't do that, sorry, everyone, oh, that baby is like a month old and she named him that after my dad, maybe it's not a month, tell them the full name of where They bring out babies for TV shows as little babies. Do people rent them? I think little babies literally have agents and stuff. They have agents. How do you make a baby and go? You want it. They get them from somewhere. Is it a problem to pee in the shower?

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