Crusader Kings 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Making Money By Divorcing!! #AD

and most importantly our son mega chat who looks absolutely amazing just look at him his little group is beautiful he is amazing oh what a great kid he is so amazing unlike his father who needs to get divorced again. Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm the fantastic Brit and today you join me in the fantastic world of Crusader Kings for free, this

game

is brand new, ladies and gentlemen, so new that it hasn't even been released yet, that's just before the release of this

game

. The paradox has decided to pay me, that's right. they're actually paying me to play their game now the violence of course um a little questionable and the

exploits

oh my goodness there are

exploits

ladies and gentlemen we have some fantastic stuff to show today in what is effectively the first and exclusive to the world of Crusader.

Kings 3 and what is probably his first recorded exploit, oh my god this is going to be fun so yeah if you're new here welcome to the channel and also considering you all are new to Crusader Kings 3 welcome to Crusader Kings 3, I probably should. Quickly explain what this game is, it is basically Crusader Kings 2, but it is much easier to control a country, but not by controlling a country, but by controlling its ruler and then using the ruler of the country, you can start to make various changes in the society expanding its borders. developing your society building your domains whatever, you can do it this game has it all, from conquering the entire world to becoming someone so prestigious and recognized that you have effectively become a celebrity, even more famous than perhaps dwayne the rock johnson the most famous man alive god I don't know how that happened yeah without further ado I should dive into this game and show how beautiful this

perfectly

balanced

game will be because believe me the developers have done some wonderful things. things like that, so make sure you sit back and relax with a nice hot cup of tea in front of you because this video is going to be an absolute rollercoaster and if you're feeling especially fantastic, I want to prove to the paradox that it was.

I wasn't wrong for deciding to pay me to make this video, so feel free to give this video a like. It's a big help right now in the video, so welcome ladies and gentlemen to the world of Crusader Kingsfree. Now, this is indeed a huge map, but almost everything here is playable. You see, when I select the Holy Roman Empire, I'm playing as Emperor Henry IV of the Holy Roman Empire, an angry little sausage of cynical content who leads one of the most powerful dynasties in Europe, but not me. Instead I have to play as Emperor Henry IV.

I can get close to the territory of the Holy Roman Empire and play as Juke Otto of Bavaria, but of course, why would I want to play Jugota of Bavaria when I can get even closer and play? As Count Fimo of Munchen, that's right, you can play as a little count who controls a region or you can scale it and play as an emperor, the choice is yours, ladies and gentlemen, who will we play today? Logically I want you to play as king harold ii godwinson of england no no, instead we won't be playing as any of those people but instead we will be playing as duchess matilda of tuscany. now the dutch matilda from tuscany is a unique character because i think she is in the most privileged place to effectively destroy the balance of this game.

She is a 20-year-old, diligent, calm and zealous person who controls all these beautiful lands highlighted here, which puts her in a decent place. she, of course, is just the subject of the Holy Roman Empire. But you know, she has immense power, but when she starts the game I fear that she would be weak and almost powerless, but thanks to the powers of Yorkshire Tea Gold we will explode our way to glory. Success, so let's dive into this beautiful experience, so welcome to the real map of the game. You'll notice that not much has changed, but you're basically looking at the exact same screen, but the most important thing is that the biggest change from ck2 to ck3 is that you can now move. the camera uses the was d keys instead of the arrow keys, omg modern game design options, paradox well done, now starting as leader of Tuscany, we control six castles, ferrara castle, modern medina, Manchua, Brescia, Florence and Siena, all of these are small and charming. territories that give us soldiers and taxes and are therefore very valuable now, before starting the game we must do several important things, number one, there is no heir to our dynasty, which means that if Matilda of Tuscany died, game over in second place. we don't have a lifestyle choice and thirdly we are not even married these are all things that need to be rectified so let's first choose a lifestyle now this is completely different from what ck2 is like effectively you can do Let your character go down. a bunch of different lifestyles and then change their lifestyles whenever they want just to get absolutely ridiculous bonuses and the game wants me to harness Matilda's strength and go down the diplomatic tree oh yeah maybe give me a benevolent intention so I can woo better to the characters, maybe make me a little more inspiring or something, but no, no, we don't want any of that.

Instead, move on to stewardship, ladies and gentlemen, and choose one of the focuses on the left side of the screen that we're going to choose. Increase the domain focus and this will allow us to start generating admin experience at a rate of 25 per month, which means that after three years we will have our first benefit and the first benefit that we are going to get for ladies and gentlemen is obligations of gold. and don't worry, I'll explain why that's the most powerful perk in the game very soon. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I just spoke with Duchess Matilda of Tuscany.

She has a very special offer for all of you, suitable for The first 6,000 peasants in the audience who watch who like this video will receive a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to give their lives in the expansion of our empire. It is a noble and glorious tradition that will see her name fondly remembered in at least one piece of text on the side of a huge monolith which will, of course, praise the greatness of our incredible Duchess Matilda, long may she reign, so why not sign up today? Service guarantees a probably inevitable death, ladies and gentlemen, do you know what time it is? for our first marriage, which means it's time for a game show, that's right ladies and gentlemen, it's time for my favorite part of the show, it's time for who we're marrying today, remember it's 1066, the medieval period is in a good heyday and, consequently, find a lover.

It has never been more difficult we are Duchess Matilda of Tuscany we are rich, rich and illustrious and for God's sake we are a duchess which means we can avoid the normal peasant rabble who come pre-equipped with scurvy and often with coefficients intellectuals who are on par. with common houseplants, so yes we can move up those ranks and decide on a husband who is of great value and value and most importantly has a lot of

money

, why do we want a husband with a lot of

money

? Well, that's where the best parts of marriage are. come into the picture, you see that there are two sides to every marriage, the celebrations and the divorce, both of which are a great way to make money and that's exactly what we're going to do and oh God, I found a very healthy specimen. es waltered ladies and gentlemen walterd comes to us at only 23 years old and with very good management skills, this means that his ability to generate money for us will be legendary and that is what I am looking for in a husband, I am sure that the husband of Princess Karen could wash the trash. for her and lots of news from the castle, but no, my husband will be busy trading forex stocks or any medieval equivalent, you are welcome to the family, walterd, may your presence be very profitable now, ladies and gentlemen, we have just had a glorious ceremony wedding, so many people were there to bask in our glory and just tell us how brilliant we are, but it made me realize something: the best part of being married is the getting married part, all those people were there to celebrate what we have converted. famous for the wedding ceremony, so surely we would like to be more famous and what better way to become more famous and fabulously rich than by

divorcing

our husband, taking part of his wealth and then remarrying and having another glorious and prestigious ceremony Oh Matilda, you. you are a cunning and clever fox, let the divorce start six and a half hours later, honestly, I was looking to maybe remarry someone else, but I realized that Duke Walter is such a beautiful man, okay, no, I'm lying, it's not beautiful, but unfortunately.

In the divorce process we lost access to the dog and I like our dog and as a result I am remarrying Duke Walter. I know that remarrying the same person surely the wedding ceremony can't have the same prestige because it's a little awkward that the same families are in the same church and having the exact same ceremony that they had literally last month, but I'm sure everything will be fine now the thing is your husband was able to gain infinite prestige and also infinite money now the reason is why I choose to get infinite prestige instead of infinite money through repeated process of divorces and weddings.

Well, the reason is because money is actually extremely easy to get. All you're going to need is a relatively competent spymaster in my case, I have the Count and Selmo, who have 13 intrigues, which is pretty good. Now what we're going to have the count do is go to the court of the Holy Roman Empire and ask him to try to uncover secrets. So what you're going to do is basically snoop around the court and try to see if anyone's been doing bad things, so here we go, we're going to let some time pass and we've been invited to join the sacred gathering. council of the roman empire as a steward yes, I would love to do that, so now that we are within the council of the holy roman empire we will be able to influence it in terms of what actually happens, and fantastic, we are also pregnant now which will make our husband happy, but Most importantly, I'm pretty sure you gain prestige through pregnancy, which is lovely, of course, it's a famous mathematical equation, everyone knows that OMG I've had a son, oh yeah, we're not going to name him Enrico .

Which one is our boy? He doesn't even have features, but he has nothing. It's just a small noodle. Can we change his clothes and stuff? Yes we can, let's give him prison racks. No, no, there is no Western gazebo. Oh my gosh, you could put the kids in. clothes oh my god this is crazy I love putting the bit on it it's funny look at it blizzard bound gazebo this gives you long wild hair and we'll give you the reichstag too oh my god could I give it this to a child? apply changes okay so my new son and heir oh my god he looks so cool he's a mega chad really just look at him mega chad bam so this is my son and heir mega chat deaconosa he's just zero but he is already wearing full Byzantine military attire, as well as the Reich stone. which is a crown that was only given to the Holy Roman Emperor himself, it's the crown of the Holy Roman Emperor which certainly doesn't look that good on his head anyway, once again, you know I want to become a person distinguished because at this moment our prestige only establishes us. but that's not as good as being distinguished, so I'd like to try to get some additional prestige.

Now all we're going to have to do once again is spend a hundred pity to divorce our lovely husband, Duke Wolthard of Tuscany, sorry. file for divorce, naturally the Pope is always on our side, so the divorce is sent through sorry, Jude Walthard, and then I'm going to approach him and immediately arrange a marriage. There we go, come on, we just want to get married, look at this. wonderful things and here we go, wedding celebrations with assured marriage can now begin ah, ladies and gentlemen, I invite you to come back to my next wedding and of course, Duke Watered.

Many of you have probably seen this before, but let me tell everyone who attended our beautiful wedding that our love is eternal I would like to tell you that everyone who has doubts about our marriage is wrong our marriage will last a lifetime it will be the life of a butterfly and consequently very short but a lifetime at last now everyone toast in my honor and enjoy the eternal glory of divorces now with even more gold naturally we are going to spend more what is this lifestyle benefit available here we go golden obligations now we can demand payment for the hook and what is a hook ladies and gentlemen well in this game a hook is like a favor someone owes you or maybe it's a bit of blackmail oh and here we go it has begun , so our first event has happened, so my spymaster is currently sitting inside. the capital of the holy roman empire here in kielenburg now it doesn't really matter where the capital is,but the only thing that matters is that the capital is a source of many people because the capital includes all the members of the court of the holy roman empire as well as all the many vassals that are currently stationed there, consequently, there are a lot of people who are coming in and focusing on this location now when you place your spy master with the beautiful fine secrets mission and slap him.

In the capital of a great good empire, then your spymaster is going to find out secrets and what he has discovered. Well, he has discovered that iadgoof here has a lover's secret. Well, we can see that he is currently having a secret love affair with Harold Godwinson Godwin, who I. I'm pretty sure at one point he was the king of England, what the hell is he now that he hasn't landed? Well, so he was the king of England. Until a few months ago, when William the Conqueror took over everything, but yes, so she is having an affair with this lovely lady with the former king of England.

Now the thing is, this doesn't really matter, it doesn't really bother us, but what we can do is blackmail her and say: hey, we'll tell everyone that you have an illicit lover with the former king of England and she, of course , he will accept because he wants to protect the secret. and it's a big secret, so when we blackmail her, she will give us a strong hook. This is effectively a commitment. This strong hook will allow us to basically make her do anything we can force her to marry someone, but most importantly we can use it. our profit that we got thanks to the gold obligations, which means that we can demand payment of the hooks for every little blackmail we have against someone, we can right click on it, press pay and the old iad kufu here will pay 105 of I pray that we do it.

Give up the information that she had a secret lover. 105 gold, this is about 1 6 of the funds needed to build an entire damn castle and is basically as much money as you need to build a big wall and a tower, although my personal favorite is that one. 105 gold is almost enough to hire 713 mercenaries it's absolutely stupid how much money is really oh and what is this oh now this is good espionage a charming spymaster count has discovered that duke ernst of austria has secretly taken the duchess from Flanders to become lovers, my God, wait, Duke Ernst, who is 35 years old, is taking this 50 year old woman.

I mean, no, I'm not going to judge Drew Guards, I'm not going to judge, but you're a 35-year-old athletic young woman and she. an arrogant 50 year old man, I mean, is there something wrong with your wife? I guess it's okay, sure, your wife is haunted. Okay, now I can see why Jukart is doing this. Here we go, we're going to blackmail Duke Owens for his love for a secret, but. Because, of course, we discover two people in this plot, we can also blackmail Duchess Richie to give her a hug. Here we go, we can blackmail her to get a strong hook and at the same time we can also blackmail Harold Godwinson. the former king of england and here we go, hopefully we'll all get hooks now Harold Godwinson doesn't want to bow down to the black man and naturally I'll expose him and he'll be punished for it, but because I've got these two lovely ones.

Jukes and duchesses under my belt, I'll be able to ask them for payment when they actually have enough money, pretty sure the duchess has enough money, so here we go, I'll demand payment from the duchess, she'll give me 108. gold to leave, here we go , that's your secret, and then as soon as the duke of austria has enough money, we'll get a little pop-up and we can milk him for all he's worth, one of my favorite things is that, with any children you have , you automatically have a weak hook on him because you know that they are children so effectively that we will be able to demand blackmail pavement from our son when he is old enough, he is something like your son.

You reach the age of 16 and you say okay right now you have to pay me for all those years of childhood and since things are going well in our empire what I'm going to do is have my bishop Here, I try to fabricate a claim on the city of Pisa and then I will hand over this territory to my son to control. I hope this expands my empire very well and I have realized that I am currently a very pious person. I have 250 pity so you know what that means we have to start the divorce chain so Juke Waltard of Tuscany I'm sorry but I need to spend 100 on the party and get you divorced my friend bye bye You have divorced and now I need to do it.

In fact, we're marrying you, so here we go. I would like you to marry me matrilineally. Well, well, there are a lot of old faces here at today's wedding, mainly because it's the exact same wedding as a few years ago and everyone has aged a little, but absolutely nothing has changed. I still have the same notable crowd and of course all the rich and famous present who want to see how long this marriage will last and just by having the fabulously rich and wealthy here I become more and more famous with each divorce that happens there.

My divorce powers have no end and there are no limits to how famous I can become by doing so. Sure you could be a

crusader

king who goes off and has great battles of glory, but why risk your life when you can instead convince the Pope that your husband is actually in love with a potato and is therefore not mentally suitable to marry me, as is customary in medieval Europe. Oh, we have a new son, Santee, I want you to call me Santa, very good, you will be my son Santa. May you grow up strong and wise, girl, what does this Duke get for sending me a gift, but it's full of something that suddenly makes me feel very bad, oh God, I haven't been feeling well for seven years, Duke Ernst of Austria, you evil sausage Oh, I guess we?

We are rivals, right? Is there anything I can do? I can demand payment from you. I can do it well. I want 120 gold from you. They will enjoy bankruptcy and as soon as I get to 500, I'm going to file for that. this man is excommunicated maybe I can assassinate him here is my rival that is a target for later I want him dead now welcome ladies and gentlemen I would like to draw your attention to the main menu screen so what the game does is show you Basically, the Whose family did you last play in our case has us Duchess Matilda of Tuscany, a lovely husband who we have divorced four times and, most importantly, our son, Mega Chad, who looks absolutely incredible, just look at him, His little.

The crowd is beautiful, it's amazing, oh what a cool kid, it's so amazing, unlike his father who needs to get divorced again right now, welcome back to our game and what I'm going to do deliberately is try to gain more mercy . because we need a hundred parts to get divorced correctly, but getting divorced gives us more prestige and more money, so how can we have mercy? Fortunately, the game presented a small way to do so, we can go on a pilgrimage. right, we're taking dutch matilda from tuscany on a pope pimping trip, it's going to be great, we're going to visit a lot of holy places we're going to go to, we could go to cologne, the greasy vatican or jerusalem , Oh my God.

I mean, the Vatican is literally close to us. Cologne is quite far away, but Jerusalem is a bloody sea crossed. Let's see Jerusalem. Oh yes, this is going to be a brilliant match. Come on, it's time to go. Goodbye Tuscany, you stink. Oh, and of course, at the same time I'm trying to seduce my husband because he's a little irritated by how many times I've divorced him, so you know, I'm going to write a love poem because I'm so good. in diplomacy ah the candle is burning out when I finally finish my poem before I send it I give it one last reading your great hands are what give life to my world I would be blessed if I could hear your voice again as I can know the touch of the divine , oh my goodness, oh and of course he sends a letter in return, while I cannot cheer you up, Duchess Matilda, I am so grateful for your kind words, your faithful Waltered, yes, Duke Walter's quest will continue with glorious success.

We'll convince him, he'll be mine, okay, so apparently during this pilgrimage to Jerusalem I have the option of standing in the rain and listening to a priest, but I potentially have a 30 chance of actually getting the common cold, but that gives me 250. piety, which is like two more divorces, so you know what the risk is, here we go, we're not sick, perfect, I'm finally here in Jerusalem, oh brilliant, oh, I get 625 piety, I won the trade pilgrim and I also earned the determined pilgrim bonus. for 10 years oh this is amazing look at that party plus 10 every month we can get divorced every 50 months now that's amazing oh this is brilliant and here we go I finally came back the pilgrimage ended a glorious success now there's one thing we can do is we can really build a big army of our own, so we should probably get on with that because as good as having a levy army is that a levy is effectively a bunch of peasants oh great, I have a daughter, Beatriz, or I can't We won't call a girl Beatriz, no, we want to give her a strong name, something solid with substance, something you can build on, yes of course, that's perfect, we'll call her Sandy, may you grow up, be strong and wise and also give me more prestige.

Fire exists, so technically we can have up to 3621 levies, but we can also build men's gun regiments. These are groups of men who will basically run and fight for you. Now this system can be modified effectively because light lackeys are by far the most powerful as long as you are not fighting in open planes, never fight in open planes with light lackeys, so let's form some good men-at-arms regiments, a squad of archers and a squad of light lackeys should be good, it costs We have a little money but we have a lot of money. The sword is fine anyway.

We've managed to get our first perk on the Intrigue Tree, which means we can pick it up. The truth is relative. This allows us to start quests to simply craft. it hooks people in, this is brilliant because it basically means i can find some random type of tasty sausage anywhere in the world that looks nice and tasty, i know how about the duke of lombardy, yes he has a bit of money and to what come on. What you need to do is just craft a hook, it has 87 chance of success and we are going to craft our lovely iconic things and once we get this hook all we have to do is just convince him that we will reveal this hook unless he pays us a ton of money and we get a ton of money for basically

making

up a lie about someone, it's perfect, oh and there we go, we finally got our claim on Lombardy County.

Lovely stuff, now we can fabricate that claim properly and we can technically go to war over our lovely claim, he has an inferior army, only 1000 men, oh that's not good at all, so let's declare that war, something lovely and it's time to raise our armies, let's see how they do, oh, we've also discovered the secret of Duke Rich's lover. Oh, this is perfect, it's very useful to know and while we're here, we'll quickly blackmail you for a hook. Wonderful things. There we go, we get a weak hook that we can turn it into. money in a moment, but for the moment let's take our army into the enemy lands, what is this duke ernst?

I was riding through the streets of Florence when a mob of screaming and shouting peasants descended on my entourage, fortunately the guards did not hesitate to start cutting them left and right or so we returned to the castle without a doubt it was the work of Duke Ernst Duke Ernst is trying to murder me this annoying sausage my rival how dare he we have to find a way to completely and absolutely eliminate him sabotage his life I will lose a hundred opinions about Duke Ernst and all the members of my family will hate Duke Ernst for his such cruel attempt on my life what crueler sausage I need to start a plan against him I need to request an excommunication I can excommunicate him perfect the pope will accept charming I was going to use fiesta 500 but it is worth excommunicating my rival take that ah yes it is for the good of the Catholic faith okay he was a sadistic person oh he has been excommunicated that works for you right now he generates 50 less parties per month, which basically means that he will not generate any because he is a party of less than 300 and also now all the Catholics hate him and it is also

perfectly

legal to imprison him, this makes it a little easier for us to try. and murder him because people are less likely to like him apparently I can use my hook on my um my son elder lord santa I can get 70 gold out of him if I want I could call him my ally which I'm not going to do I can legally imprison this courtier by random for being an adulterer and I can designate a guardian for Mega Chad.

Well, he should be the guardian. I can rescue two prisoners. Here we go for 140 Gold Bam and 403 Gold Bam. Rescuing people is aexcellent way to make money with it and it hooks you probably your two best bets there we go beautiful things went up to just under 600 gold ah new sun there we go what does this sun have? He doesn't have positive traits well, we'll give him a normal name. It is perfect. normal, what is the most generic name that I can think of, dave perfect, I hope you become strong and wise, dave, what I have earned is a benefit, I was the mother of many children, they are slightly strange benefits, okay, opinion general plus five, okay, I guess people like us. because I have a lot of children, that makes me a little prestigious, I guess this is cool, so my vassal, who I have deliberately not had in any of the council positions because he is a bit trash, has started trying to bring other vassals. on your side now what I'm going to do is basically blame everything on Roberto so now all the problems will be blamed on Alberto things go wrong the men die because of Alberto oh, we've gained a manipulation hook on him perfect things and lovely, you know we can do that manipulation hook, I could modify our contract, but the most important thing is that I can demand a payment of 114 gold, please Roberto, thank you very much, oh, and once again I'm pregnant, I mean , I will effectively be Pregnant for years, your character will now have incredible fertility stats.

I don't even want to know, I'm pretty sure we're getting a positive modifier of plus 50. We may be 33, but that won't stop us from having more than five kids. Oh, and apparently I formed an alliance with my husband because now he has control of a region. He controls this little fort in Magdeburg, so well done, my husband is starting to live his own adventures. He is independent. Oh, and I have a new son, of course. What's special about it? It's not special. Well, if it's nothing special and boring, we'll name it after his father. bonifacio after your father your father is walterd why do you want to be called facial pony? demands and we can steal the capital bingo bango bogo congratulations we have done it lombardi now it's our lovely stuff we can even disband all our armies wait what is this? because my husband is gone, he's not really helping me improve my stats, no, that's terrible.

Because he has land, he can't improve my stats, I'm sorry, Duke Walter, but this is the only final divorce. Now you are gone forever, Duke Walter, I'm sorry, but if you want to go and demonstrate your own empire. That's great for you and I hope one of my children inherits your titles, but I'm not going to have a husband who can't improve my administrative stats. Okay, we need a new husband. Well, sorted by management skill. Well, we'll marry someone at random. person we are going to choose Pieto here who is only 23 years old is not very special and it will cost us 200 prestige to marry him although we will recover some prestige the possibility of having children is apparently zero but I am sure that it will change because our fertility is a crazy yes we are going to marry this random person welcome duke pierto you don't have any land so you can improve my stats or when I can gain 450 prestige precious things right now. that you are in the castle, yes, we will set you up to manage the domain, increasing my steward ship up to 23, allowing me to control this additional castle.

Lovely Milan is mine and my heir is first in line to inherit Magdeburg, oh yes, from my ex. -husband, you know what that means, uh, let's try to speed up the process a little and murder my ex, trust me, everything will be fine, welcome back friends, some unique things have happened while you were away, we got a call to weapons of the king of croatia now we're technically just a duchess, but what we've done to try to sow the seeds of our dynasty is we've betrothed Sandy here to the king of Croatia, the king is only 10 years old and Sandy.

She's only 7 years old and technically she's probably going to die literally at any moment because she's sick oh god what have I done to you but yeah we're going to go and help the king of croatia with his war of independence but everything will be okay because I I have a new army and my new army includes a metric ton of archers. Why do we have a ton of archers? You ask well, it is because I have decided in all my charming castles to build tents that these tall tens provide. plus two archer damage for every one we have and we can upgrade them and in fact they will do even more at the end of the game.

You can have them do plus nine damage and plus four resistance for each individual archer in your army. In principle what this means is that with 400 archers we can increase his base attack from 25 to 27, where it is at the moment, although when it's done it will be around plus 16, which means we can make our archers do a good job. 40 damage, which would be fantastic. Now what I'm going to do is stock up on some supplies and then I'm going to head to the enemy territory as soon as I have some good supplies and then we're going to go help in this war of independence, anyway we're going to join the enemy army and hopefully the Croatians will come and support us in this fight.

It's 5,000 men against 2,000, so it's a bit of an even battle, but to our advantage we have a lot of archers fighting on favorable ground. Oh, and yes, things look good, the dice rolls are on our side and the combat is going well. We will lose a lot of men here, but that's okay because it was glorious. victoria oh what is this, my son, he is finally of age, he is 16 years old, oh, they grew up so fast, he has become a brilliant strategist and a charming striker, he has a little more time left in his life , but this is a brilliant start, now here it is? my soul heir, so it's probably time we marry him to someone you know well instead of me not knowing this person who is slow, let's find him a naturally good wife, that would be a splendid idea, let's try to find something positive inheritable . traits now there is henrik here who would probably be a good shout, she is swabian and most importantly has the trait of being pretty which means any children these two have would have a pretty decent chance of inheriting the beauty trait , which would be brilliant. send this marriage proposal congratulations mega chad you are about to get married what is this? my spy master died oh finally great my spy master was legitimately one of the worst spy masters i have ever had and none of these other spy masters look good at all.

Actually, everything looks pretty terrible, so I'll probably have to invite people to my court who are really good, so hopefully, in order to attract new people to my court, I'll try to organize a banquet, we'll send some. Invitations will only cost 100 gold and during this party we will discover a new court here that will be perfect when it comes to intrigue, so let's make our joyful gathering welcome friends. Now there was an interesting little feat I could accomplish. I'll actually make it, but this will probably be for a different match and actually involves someone like this person here who has friends, although this guy is interesting because we could form an intimate relationship with him.

Oh, yeah, you know, let's form an intimate relationship. With this man now I usually just make him my friend because there is something very important about friends and family focus. You can earn two random skill points for each friend you have, and in fact, the one below also allows you to gain one random skill point. per child you have, which is crazy because what this means is you get this benefit and this benefit you have as many children and friends as you want and you can get close to having infinite stats, but no, instead we're going to try to convert it in our. lover for a very important reason it turns out that when I was selecting who we should marry, I forgot to check if our husband was homosexual, so yes, my husband is homosexual, which means that our chances of having children are quite low, so the game It wasn't to my liking.

So there we go, we gained 150 prestige and everyone likes us for having a feast, but as you can see, four more tall tents have just been built, which means my archers are now dealing 37 damage and becoming a formidable force. Oh, and fantastic. i discovered more spying the duke of wealth of lombardy has a secret lover so of course we're going to blackmail him there we go, come on, tell me about your lovely little secret blackmail rejected, well exposed, my friend and here we go, Warren Croatia is over, so we've solidified our new vassals, uh, control of power, which will be brilliant because helping your vassals is a great way to solidify your future success.

Oh great, I can also go to another war against the Lombards, this would give us the ceramona region here which will probably allow me to steal the title of Duke of Lombardy from under the Duke of Lombardy himself, so with our 700 upgraded archers let's go to siege this and when I say upgraded archer I mean really upgraded moment look at this 37 the damage is just lovely I'm sure they cost a bit of money but we have a lot of money oh my god fantastic one of my agents has acquired a deadly spider and we can hide it in Count Walter's bed before dark if that is so. plan we can kill him with a poisonous spider 41 chances of success die for a friend come on, it worked oh yeah and no one found out fortunately spiders don't talk so the attack can't be traced until we kill our ex-husband Excellent news and you know What that means, it also means that my son has inherited his father's land.

Yes, Magdeburg is under our control now. Yes, this is how we can actually gain control of a land that we really shouldn't have access to because Tuscany now includes the city. of Bologna, but this is fine, what is the demand of this powerful vassal? Council positions My son demands a council position Well son, my God, please take the role of marshal, you are a great marshal, but bam, you are going to be perfect, let's train the commanders, since this will be brilliant , train the commanders, I want a better army because of you, uh, we have completed this war, let us take control of this county, beautiful things, the disputed county is ours, we can even rescue the prisoner for a lot. beautiful gold now this region that is now ours, it doesn't really make much sense for us to keep it because it's a little expensive, so instead we're going to do what makes sense and give it to Mega Chad the more land Mega has. chat has the most powerful will become mega chad you are wise an amazing soul here you have more land in my mayor son has finally grown up santa came of age santa is an intricate web weaver well I mean you have to be to know it who's naughty or nice so good job santa you grow up so fast I know you can handle the pizza very well made santa oh no my plan to assassinate duke ernst has been exposed oh my involvement is not yet known this will do it a little It's harder to follow go ahead with our plans, well I still want Duke Ernst assassinated, he's very annoying, he's my rival so he'll try to assassinate me too, so it's fair enough, yes I think he is, and the fiancé can get married.

Santa, please get married, come on, good luck with your marriage, having more children is better for the family, oh, what is this?, oh, the person I just attacked and killed, is being forced to become my vassal because the hre emperor said he needs to do it. Oh, that must be really annoying, Bishop Salvesto, oh, welcome to my vassal fold, it's brilliant, we have a lot of land. I mean, having all that land has brought me a little closer to maybe creating a kingdom or maybe, actually, I could. be able to steal a kingdom, can I usurp it?

Oh my God, I can usurp the kingdom of Rome under the Pope. This is definitely going to bother the Pope, but since he's 59 years old, it probably won't last long enough to really worry. about it, so all we're going to need is 500 gold and then we can steal the poke, I mean we can actually ask the Pope for gold, let's do it right, Dad, give me the 500 gold, thanks for the damn Pope and Now leave us. become the king of rome here we go now we are a powerful queen oh brilliant look at our lovely kingdom the kingdom of romagna all under our control and the emperor of hre has just given me yet another vassal It has been given to all the vassals in the kingdom beautiful things from Rome.

Oh, the Pope probably won't be too happy with us, but that doesn't really matter because we have a big empire now. Look at this and I guess now that our lovely priest is. If we do nothing, we better start manufacturing in even more territories, go out and start manufacturing and eventually, hopefully, we can form the kingdom of Italy. We are only three counties away from him, even if we do not form him, our son. I can probably do it and I can create the Duchy of Rancona very well, let's do it, oh my god, our prestige looks good,let's give some of these titles to the people, let's give the duchy of vancouna to lord mayor mega santa, so here we go, he can.

Having that will make our son happy and he can probably also have the other one, the Duchy of Pisa, because why not congratulations? And we can pass the Duchy of Spaletta to our son. Penis Pasta. I guess I really can't. I guess I could give it to Doge Santa. I mean, why can't Santa enjoy Spaletto? The annoying thing is that my son is now a powerful vassal and so would like a seat on the council, but I don't really need to give it to him. I tell him this because he is my son and he will never do anything against me.

Oh, and my daughter Sandy is all grown up. Oh, she's 16 years old and she's become a fortune maker. She is brilliant. Look she will be excellent in administration and now. She can marry the king of Croatia. Oh, she will also receive brilliant bonuses for this. Oh yeah, and this is a good step for my dynasty. A very good start that will enhance the legacy of our house. There are currently 18 living members. of our dynasty, which is a brilliant thing, certainly more than I expected, an attempt on my life, Duke Ernst is behind this. Damn, Duke Ernst, right, this has made me pay attention, I lose a hundred opinions about him and, oh my God, I'm allowed. imprison him legitimately although I don't know if I can Duke Ernst is a one-eyed seducer who has been excommunicated by me apparently he is also athletic a flexible leader oh my god what a complicated character we are already trying to assassinate him but this is getting worse and worse I mean he controls everything austria, if i could go to war with it i would, i really would, and here we go, i get another claim, they invented brilliant things so i could take pelesny county if i wanted and i could actually add it under my control.

I have a free domain that I could take control of. So how hard would it be to go to war with you? You have some allies to have a similar fight. Oh, it's because you have the duke of. Bavaria on your side, well, I on the king of Croatia on mine, so, as long as we call on our allies, this is not impossible and we are so close to being exalted among men with our prestige, let's do this, let's declare war. We are definitely going to have to call Croatia, although it will cost us 350 prestige to join the war, but it will be worth it.

Oh, and who is the commander of my army. Let's not talk about the mega chat. Yeah, come on, Mega Chad. Good luck and I've also built some new camp cooks which means my bows are a little better once again, up to 42 damage. I need to improve them. Let me spend some gold to upgrade the rent and your size, oh, you're scary. archers really are anyway now we have the creature kingdom joined us in the fray this is going to be a big massive siege here only 40 days to take down the walls and then the protective gold will now be under our control Shiny things, We will support the Croatian army if they get into trouble.

Oh, and yes, it will be a glorious fight. We can even get reinforcements. Go tell Bulogner's mega talk against Jukheinrik from Bavaria, oh. It will be a glorious success and we have defeated them perfectly just as the enemy forces arrive and we will be able to wipe out this reinforcement army as well. Oh, two glorious battles, okay, let's advance towards the enemy so far, our first! two fights have gone brilliantly wait, wait a second, the dojo pizza has changed, I thought the dojo pizza was my son, what have you done with santa santa? I gave you land and you lost it due to some random problem oh my god holy you melon I have minus 500 prestige oh you will not receive anything in the inheritance everything will go to mega chad as it should and the fantastic shepherd pede has become an appeaser naive oh, it's trash, a pastor, why could you be good? actually has clout, okay, let's find someone of a similar age with a decent trait, here we go, this random Greek person, he's in good health and a good trade, so good luck with penne pasta, we'll even get a new alliance with this. go and have lots of children, very important, welcome back ladies and gentlemen, I am currently having what is possibly the most fun I have ever had in war in this game, so the war was a bit complicated, it turns out that the duke Corinthian not only has a lot of allies in Bavaria but also a lot of mercenaries, so what I had to do was call Croatia using the alliance to have with my daughter and form an alliance with one. of the princesses of france to be able to call france to war and once i had all that i realized that the reason we were losing a couple of battles was because duke hermann himself was leading the fight and duke himself Herman is not bad.

I mean he's a bit bad now because he doesn't have gout anymore, he's injured and he's a bit drunk, but before that he was pretty good at fighting, so naturally what I did was organize an assassin to assassinate Duke Hermann. Hopefully this will fragment. increase the dukedom a bit and maybe even break the alliance with Bavaria, so we're going to assassinate Duke Hermann and hopefully it works. My attempt on Juke Hermann's life has grown stronger. The murderer went to the duke's chamber but found him in the company. of bianca her lover bianca jumped to herman's aid and in defense left her and the murderer dead on the ground oh my god okay i need a new plan my goal was to kill the duke instead i just I murdered his lover, he needed a new plan, oh come on, you were meant to die, you weren't meant to live, we are going to defeat the rest of Duke Herman's armies, we can't keep them alive, we must defeat them in battle.

Drew Kerman is just terrifying to fight against is pretty solid but now. I think we have almost completely thwarted this war, there we go, we have almost completed this war or to think that thousands of men died just so they could steal this small piece of land from someone who didn't know it was actually this. powerful oh but it's a twist of fate duke herman has died of gow anyway oh i thought it was going to be a problem but no he died of gout kind of lovely lovely so i hope his empire is a bit fragmented and can In fact, end my war now, let's enforce my demands against Duke Gerbhardt, what a glorious success I got 15 fame for that and everything now, probably the best thing you accidentally missed was the fact that I exalted myself among men, that is true.

I have generated enough prestige to become this famous and you know what happens when you are that famous you become more famous so what I'm going to do is give me extra diplomacy per flame level oh this Sounds good this will actually increase my diplomacy or my level fame impact plus 100. Let's go for a fame impact level. I must say that our queen has had an incredible life. She is 50 years old, but she has been doing brilliantly. OMG what is this apparently! The Byzantine emperor wants to go to war with the king of Croatia to steal his land.

We won't be able to help you in this war. I hope you know that because there is no way we can win this war, so I would love to. I press decline and I will do it, it will only make our relationship worse by 20. everything will be fine, I'm sorry friend, I'm so sorry, oh no, I'm getting old, I'm getting old and little by little I've died I'm 51 it's too early to die too soon oh no i think i'm possessed oh hells i was possessed that's not a good idea oh no i've died oh what a shame sadly the dutch matilda has passed away aged 53 she died of an attack plagued by demons often she was delirious about her imminent doom however mega chad ascends the throne having mastered many skills she will surely be admired by her subjects oh my god what a shame she was exalted among men but she was so she was about to literally become a god among men but she She was fantastic, an absolute cultural leader, she fought in 11 foreign wars, eight free offensives and defenses, she was truly amazing.

Now I am going to finish my story here today, ladies and gentlemen, because we have only been following the life and adventures of Duchess Matilda of Ramagna, but a new story must begin in our empire because there are new adventures to be had and I fear that We won't be doing that in today's episode, so if you want to watch More of Crusader King's for free, then hit the comments section and like this video. It really helps us and also tells us that you want to see more of this crazy adventure now, of course, Mega Chad, we have prepared it.

He is quite possibly one of the strongest military commanders in the world, so he is in a privileged position with a huge amount of money to comfortably expand and create the empire of Italy, of course he can do all that and more, who knows. what he can do of course if you want to see his adventures then let us know so thank you so much for watching and of course thank you so much to paradox for actually paying for this video and sending me a nice little box of goodies. I mean I was going to make Crusader Kings for free anyway but it's always nice to have a free gift box and paradox and it also means I can spend more money on tea which is always a nice bonus as always thank you very much for watching and I hope you have an absolutely fantastic day and thank you so much to each and every one of my wonderful sponsors who make these fantastic videos even more possible.

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