Crusader Kings 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Making Money By Raiding!! #AD

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm the cool Brit and today we're playing Crusader Kings 3. That's right, it's an amazing medieval

game

where you can basically be anyone and do anything you want to turn the Catholic faith into a religion. It's all about being naked. Well, this

game

surely allows you to do that, you can change the story, go on adventures and do whatever you want. The last time we played Crusader Kings 3 we turned the game into a divorce simulator where we basically had a character who continually married and divorced men over and over again. once again to create massive amounts of

money

today, however, we are trying something completely different and we will turn the game into a viking simulator and this is all thanks to the new downloadable content from ckfree, which is a content pack that paradox just released add.

It's the lords of the north expansion and guess how much they paid me today to play the game, which is great because I was going to do it for free anyway, but no, now they pay me to exploit their game. Now we are going to follow a very simple and easy to understand acronym for this whole video, you see it as a pirate, we must follow the pirate code, the pirate code, of course, poke, loot, plunder, invade the children and kill, come on to loot, loot and invade in large numbers. of the world to have as many children as possible so we can give away all our lands and most importantly kill almost everyone who does not follow our religion and also quite a few people who do follow our religion and by using all this We will be able to ascend to a plane ethereal where we can teleport around the map and effectively become a god, and all thanks to the creative uses of the game mechanics in ck3, now let's get started.

On start date 867, now everyone who plays this game will probably choose some of the famous people of this era, such as the leader of Jorvik or Ivar, the boneless and absolutely amazing warrior. However, we are going to take over the Isle of Man. is an absolute little province of rubbish floating off the coast of England. It is practically useless and has no value. However, thanks to some creative uses of game mechanics, the Isle of Man is completely and utterly insane. Of course, we're not going to play. as the real boss of the isle of man we are going to create our own character now we are not going to settle for a standard character name because you see, we are going to turn ck3 into a pirate simulator because I absolutely love pirates.

I was a big fan of Sid Meier's Pirates, which is one of the best games of all time and today we are going to relive that pirate lifestyle in the medieval periods. You see, we will play as none other than. the legendary captain jock sparrow this is. I have made our beautiful character look at it isn't it just amazing who doesn't love captain jock sparrow? It's beautiful absolutely beautiful joke sparrow do you think you are beautiful? yes, I believe it. I am really beautiful, but also, please kill me. Oh, I'm afraid, sportsman. I accidentally gave you so many traits that you'll probably live to be 80.

We're massively over the customization point limit now, but that's it. just so we can have a ton of fun in today's episode because we're going to do some crazy things and we're also going to show some really dumb feats that this game has so we're going to end our glorious creation here because my goodness isn't it beautiful and we're going to begin our life as the legendary 16-year-old Captain Jock Sparrow of the island of Mon. He, of course, is part of the pirate dynasty. We simply started with a little piece of land, the Odom. del mon and that's really, we actually swore allegiance to ivar the boneless one of the greatest vi

kings

in history and we probably won't be able to get independence until this man dies, but that's okay because actually not having independence is a There's something incredibly powerful in this game, so let's just get started, so we made Jock Sparrow an absolutely perfect pirate.

He is very good at Marshall. He pretty bad at diplomacy. Pretty bad at land management. dexterity he is a brilliant strategist who can attack you at an extremely fast speed he has extra supply and can move ridiculously fast he is also intelligent a herculean giant a legendary sword master he is an august he is an adventurer now this is very important he is also a viking but the most Importantly, he has one leg and one eye, just like all pirates should have now, one of the most powerful traits we have here is the adventurer trait. This isn't actually a very expensive trait, but it does reduce the cost of any tiny weapons you have. at 50 this is crazy, but anyway we need to set up our character, of course we are going to opt for a martial lifestyle and focus massively on chivalry.

We also need to find a lovely wife, here we go we find pora, here she is a fellow viking and has a lot of marshall so we will marry her fantastic and hopefully she will give us a gamer heir, she is angry, ambitious and misleading, but that 21 marshall is absolutely perfect now, as I mentioned, we start. literally just one possession and 337 soldiers, but don't worry, we won't be limited by that much longer. We also want to change the name of our land, we are not going to be the aldum of mon. Be the greatest of man and also of man, here we go and our holding company will not be called Holmatune, but our capital city will be called pirate paradise.

There we go, awesome stuff right now, it's time for us to do what all pirates do best right away. We need to do a couple of very important things. We need to determine our personal god. This is, of course, something every Viking should do, as we will dedicate ourselves to Ul, the god of war, and the honor he will allow us. have additional martial stats now viking life is quite unique because unlike most civilized kingdoms here in england we don't rule royal estates we rule tribal estates these tribal estates generally don't generate as much taxes and don't have as much loot but They provide excellent sources of prestige, and we need prestige because, unlike most civilized factions, we don't pay our amazing men-at-arms with

money

.

No, we use prestige. Basically, these men serve us for exaggeration and do not pay.

making

them very, very valuable now you will notice that most of these units here are incredibly cheap and that is because our amazing character here is an adventurer which means that the repaired weapons are fifty percent cheaper. In fact, we can build this up even more and more to basically make our men at free arms now, logically we would want to spend some prestige to get some very high quality and expensive men to have a really strong fighting force, but in reality we don't need the fighting force at all, we just need the cheapest men. we can find and that's why we're getting a light lackey and the reasoning is simple: there's currently a really really cool exploit in this game related to

raiding

where basically if you're someone's vassal your raid forces can't be raided now normally If we are attacking someone and assaulting them, they will be able to fight back.

We, for example, would not want to go attack England right now because they have 1,800 men. Take a look at France. They have 4,500 men if we were. dropping a force of men on Paris would kill us immediately or now we would have almost 500 men and as soon as we have a good number of men, we are actually going to organize our first invasion. Take as many men as we can and go on a magical adventure to earn money. Now the exciting thing about being Nordic is that we have access to some incredible technological innovations. We have long ships that have increased naval speed and reduced shipping costs.

It allows us to teleport around the map at incredible speed, which is naturally exactly what we're going to do now. We also now have almost our entire army ready to go, so of course we're going to raise everyone as raiders. I am now in charge of this lovely army. This is normally going to be a scary thing because we could risk my life, but luckily not, I know how this game works and I know how to exploit it and my life is not in danger at all. We're about to hop on our amazing speedboats and take a trip to Paris.

Now you see that there is a very interesting mechanic currently in the background, which is that there is currently a cheeky little exploit in ck3 by which we can attack and loot. As much as we want no retaliation, this is because our legendary pirate here is a vassal, which means he can plunder lands without the owners becoming hostile towards him, as you can see he just wanders into a province, the enemies They raise their armies and then They realize that wait a second, we don't want to fight you, that's because he's so fucking handsome and stunningly beautiful.

I mean, look that man in the eyes. If this man was burning your houses and towns, you would want to fight him, wouldn't you? I would like to sit him down for a cup of hot tea and exercise so he can plunder your lands even faster because you don't want to upset this man otherwise he will destroy you now that we have completely sacked Paris. and we absolutely can steal money from it, as fun as it would be to steal some of the local population and throw it at our capital. I think instead we're just going to go for plentiful loot and get some gold prestige. because we really need to increase our prestige level now because we're not going to attack with that many men, we can't attack for that long until we've captured all the gold we can actually fit in our pockets.

So for now we're just going to wander around the French countryside looting a bunch of temples and cities. We have now managed to capture the daughter of the King of France, which means we can rescue her from her for 50 gold. This is one. One of the great benefits of being a pirate Viking is that when you start

raiding

places, you'll fill your prisons with a bunch of random people that you just happen to be able to resell for a profit, here we go, we're back. With all our loot we get 60 gold and 60 prestige for our glorious work and you know what I think it's time for us to go to a feast so I will quickly disband my army and have a feast very quickly otherwise this will happen.

I'm going to raise the raiders of my army. I don't really need to worry about them or how well they're going to perform because at the end of the day they can't be attacked and therefore we're going to take this stack. over 100 raiders and take them to the amazing city of Jerusalem Jerusalem has a loot of 75 gold coins, which means it is an infinite treasure of money and the best thing is that they cannot defend themselves, we can also start increasing the size of some of our men-at-arms regiments, which is very important because we are going to need more men-at-arms regiments so we can start

making

more money from piracy.

We're also going to get on top of this ship and go down to Jerusalem, go, go, go, then we loot it, we get our fantastic gold, oh now we also get a bunch of gold, 51 gold, 75 prestige and immediately that fills our coffers completely and just sailed home, but. Remember that we are using Viking speedboats, which means it only takes us six months to sail back, but that's not even our top speed. With organized marching we can increase our movement speed by another 15 percent and with engineering designed for destruction we can add more. 25 naval speed, meaning we will eventually be able to fly to and from Jerusalem in just three months, a process that in the medieval period took several years.

Oh God, anyway, we'll elect a hardcore leader just to give us more. skill and it also makes us less likely to die on the battlefield because we are extremely powerful and we will lead each army and there we go, we return home and we can disband our army. Fantastic things. Right now, I personally think it's time for us to go to war and, as always, the easiest places for us to do so are these lovely provinces of Ireland. Now we are going to go to war with these factions very soon, but we will see how we go.

To wage war with them, we could also attack them before fighting them this way, they are actually weaker when we end up dumping our armies on their shores. We also need more prestige before we can declare war and start our own war. Invading Ireland would be fantastic. We sacked Ulster and I'm pretty sure we stole one of its many characters. Can we rescue them for 10 gold? Yes we can, alternatively we can just execute them and since they are Catholic we win. 11 dread and 50 pity and no one cares because it's just being sacrificed to the pagan gods there we go there we're going to bring me more unlimited loot and with that we've gone up a level of fame now we're distinguished which isperfect oh and we can rescue someone oh you want me to rescue your wife okay the 50 gold I will accept it anyway we will quickly disband our army and it's time for us to declare our war and you know what even before go to the war.

We are going to be able to increase the size of our men in the weapons regiments and I am even going to recruit a group of hullers who are incredibly powerful warriors now that the enemy has called on their allies to help them, so they have 1126 men in total We don't have Much more than them, however, we are literal gods when it comes to combat. It is time for us to raise all our armies. 1415 men against their men. It's going to be a decisive victory and the reasoning is simple: Jock Sparrow is a literal god of combat we immediately enter combat with a lead of 26, oh God, so on the first day of combat they lose 68 men, we lose 18 oh , it's

perfectly

balanced

, absolutely

perfectly

balanced

and we've captured a random general from the enemy army that I could rent some for 10 gold, but 10 gold honestly isn't much when we can execute them for 50 mercy instead.

Beautiful and now I am a faithful servant of the pagan gods. Oh, it's perfect in an amazing high IQ move that the enemy decided. spend all your gold, uh, hiring 740 mercenaries, which is really fantastic for us because those same mercenaries are going to feed us with prestige and piety, oh God, and with that we have 100 war points, although we're only going to go after the armies for a time. a little bit so we can gain a little more prestige because at the end of the day we want to be a famous wrestler here we go perfect, look at this army of males lined up single file towards me so I can gain as much prestige as possible, right? and let's finish this amazing war, we will gain some fame and take control of this territory.

Perfect, we currently have the king of Ulster in our prison, which is a little awkward because he was about to invade his land, so I guess I have to ask for a ransom. Break him out of prison for 25 gold and then we'll probably have to invade him immediately. Yes, he only has 98 men, so we will conquer this land without any problem. Oh, and fantastic, now the sun, oh, it's hail, that's brilliant. and the most important thing is that we must give it a nice name. Of course, it will be Mega Chad One. My glorious son. It's going to be amazing.

Now I realized. I never really explained why we play like the Isle of Man. It's very simple if we do it. To gain independence, we can make this incredible decision here and rise to the realm of man and islands. This gives us 2500 renown as well as a bunch of bonuses like 7500 men appearing out of nowhere now while our entire government changes to feudal which means we can no longer attack, we actually gain the legacy of piracy bonus , this allows us to attack regardless of government type and allows us to attack overseas provinces and sail on major rivers, it also increases our attack speed by 50 which is crazy because our attack speed is already 100 faster because we are reaver , if we can add even more modifiers we can get raid speed up to 200 and you can probably see where we're going with these

exploits

, oh and we actually captured the enemy king in a battle.

Okay, that makes this war a lot faster. Great, there's more land for us to enjoy. We're just going to keep our train running and immediately declare war on Brefini here just so we can take. control of your capital and just get control of more lands so it's been some time and we've made a good amount of money now we just got back from an amazing raid on Jerusalem and we have a huge amount of prestige and money that we can now spend, we're also going to disband our army and of course hire some more incredibly expensive hullers and then we're going to take these bad boys to maybe in some wars right now, we're trying to kill our Lord, uh, you guys don't have either bones, he's about 60 years old, which means it really shouldn't be too difficult to try to assassinate him, but we just want to try to get rid of him so we can destabilize the kingdom a little and we can start moving. towards our own independence at this time it is time for us to try to kill your liver.

He kind of likes us here, but basically we have a 95 chance of murdering the guy. This is important because as soon as he dies, his kingdom is shown here. We are part of what we should divide and fragment among all his children and we can also kill him and fantastic, we have killed him. All of you, Ivar the Boneless, is dead and, consequently, his kingdom is divided into an absolute disaster and this means. In fact, I gain a new king, this is jal sigfrop de mon, he is basically the man who rules me and holds the title of man's yardum, which of course doesn't actually control any territory here, so let's In fact, assassinate him for my title, we are going to wage a beautiful war of independence.

He has 5,000 allies. You know, I'm going to start an independence faction and I'll be the only member, and because my military power is 990 stronger than him. I should actually be able to press my demands and try to get complete independence from him even though I'm the only member of my own pro-independence faction, so let's press demands and see what he says. Oh great, looks like we have to go. To the fantastic war, of course, he will call all his allies, this is good because what we are going to do is call up some mercenaries, we are going to recruit an Anglo-Saxon mercenary company from 2000.

The men raised our army in total to almost six thousand , all under the control of Captain Jock Sparrow. Now all we have to do is basically lay siege to their capital and we should be able to gain full control, of course it's an easy fight, we hardly lose any men. and the siege has now begun I have a new son, I mean my wife died creating this child, but it's okay because look, he is sturdy and fast, this is an amazing child, they will call him speed child and he will be powerful, trust me, TRUE? Now it will only take us four months to besiege this province and as soon as we have it under siege, there is a good chance that we can capture our lord, so I need to get married again, don't do it.

I'm fine, let's find the person with the most management skills, Anna, you'll do fantastic here, marry into the family and we can have you helping with my domain, perfect now, instead of laying siege to my main provinces, enemy armies They have decided. wander around Ireland, which means I can just approach at a leisurely pace and completely crush them on the battlefield. We are about to witness an imperfectly balanced combat here, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and I think that's actually 100 war points because we managed to capture the main heir of the person we're fighting, however, we're going to keep fighting for a while simply because he'll allow us to gain a ton of prestige.

Look at that fame 543 that we are almost exalted among men. let's chase that enemy army, oh my god, we are actually fighting so well that the enemy armies are not even retreating, there were only six survivors in the Auriel massacre, we lost 99 men, they lost almost 2 000, oh my god, we are crazy they are just a terrifying monster and consequently we have exalted ourselves among men only for the fame that we fought well, let's end this war and get my beautiful independence, perfect, we are now independent and since we are now independent, we just have to do. two more things before we can gain the strongest nation in the world we need to take the title of man, which we will do right now, it costs us 250 gold, we usurp and we are banned, now we are powerful and all of you. you know what we're going to do something absolutely crazy we're going to invade the kingdom we're going to invade the kingdom of western france if we're going to go to france it's going to cost us a lot of prestige but i think we can do it.

He has an army of over 5,000 men at the moment, which will very quickly become even larger. However, we have an incredibly large mega army. You know what we're going to do, we're just going to We sail straight to Paris and throw ourselves on him oh, we have a new sun, oh my God, you're crazy, you're Herculean and intelligent, oh my God, this is a wonderful boy, right, your wandering, child, congratulations, wonder? Boy, now the good thing about having more children is that as soon as we invade the kingdom of West France, we can basically give our one-year-olds who have giant ears as much land as possible.

Oh, and we've landed in Paris, this is the Battle of Paris, ladies and gentlemen, where six thousand French peasants took on a bunch of Vi

kings

and, if you look, it was a glorious victory, of course, for us. 802 fame we got for that, including 400 pity, good sir. Oh my goodness, anyway the siege of Paris continues The siege of Paris is going well, it will only take us seven months and if we manage to capture the French king then it will be absolutely fantastic because he is currently hiding behind the walls of his capitol because while he is a incredibly intelligent man, he is absolutely terrible at fighting, the man can't even lift a sword and this siege of Paris is about to end, ladies and gentlemen, woo bam, fantastic, oh no, this is fantastic, I think we have caused an army enemy by dividing our forces, yes we have it perfect so we just moved to sit on top of him and yes the enemy is going to march single file towards our reparation. two to one, but it's okay, we are Vikings, we can write more than eight thousand French, easy, oh my God, that's what I call a fight, so what I'm going to do is quickly sail my army to the road back. to my house and then by doing so we will simply raise them again but this time we have a little more supply and better quality and we are also going to recruit some additional mercenaries and we will also get additional buffs that can increase the damage of our skirmishers oh my mine, let's get scary here, oh this is going to be absolutely amazing and the army sitting in Paris is also sparse, which means it would be very easy to fight there, come on. oh, I mean, the French king is even leading the battle here, the French king himself oh, this is perfect, there's a good chance we can capture him here and there we go, we've captured him oh, it was that easy, all that What you have to do is find where the enemy king is fighting, just beat him in battle and well, since we are Vikings, we are going to capture him, so with that we can enforce our demands and take control of the entire western kingdom. france really is that easy look how big it is oh we have to change the name welcome to mega man yeldom ladies and gentlemen oh this is amazing oh and an adventurer with 8 000 men I'm actually being attacked by this random woman here who controls a random piece of land has 8,000 special soldiers, okay let's rally the troops and we will defend against it, we are going to win this fight decisively, it should be an absolute massacre and then this invasion will be completely and absolutely over. here we go 8,400 enemy soldiers died we lost 258 this gave us 2,175 favorites and we captured them this makes us a living legend this is absolutely everything oh my god can we rescue his release for 93 gold?

Yes, we can give me the money, oh my God, and the current demands, this is over, let's disband all our military, send them back home, but the most important thing is that we can maintain a great block, ladies and gentlemen, we can raise the kingdom of man and the islands, we can found a new kingdom. if we wanted to we could do whatever we want oh this is perfect well I guess ladies and gentlemen this is the end game now so let's make these amazing decisions first we're going to make a big blob aka dough . Sacrifice for all Mega Man residents to gather and sacrifice people to the gods.

We are going to invite almost everyone in the lands. Let's spend 100 gold. All lords and commoners will be invited and believe me. We're all going to want to come together and after performing our incredible grand deed, I think it's naturally time for us to elevate the kingdom of man and the islands. This will effectively turn us into a pirate kingdom and give us 7500 men for infamy and immortality ladies and gentlemen here goes 2000 prestige a pirate kingdom for years I have piled up the waterways of the world plundering and plundering and raising I have stolen more gold from the that most kings will never see and my name is cursed from the Irish sea to coffee, oh my God, I have no scourge, the most infamous man alive, the scourge of the season has spilled my reputation in Luton and I have sitting heavily in the fortifications of the Isle of Man, that is, I am the lord of blood and gold, oh my God, I gained the naming of the great and the terrible now this is fantastic because it also gives us the renown necessary to rise from level our dynasty because now we have become a kingdomamazing, the kingdom of man and the islands, we have gained some amazing bonuses, the most important thing is that Now we are actually a proper king who has castles instead of random lands.

We have a much larger army, now almost 12,000 men. We can still recruit incredible Viking warriors. However, now we have to pay them with gold instead of prestige, but that's okay. because they are still incredibly cheap because we are adventurers, I mean look my wig here costs 0.009 gold per month which is absolutely fine and our capital here, pirate paradise, has now become a literal divine place, we can build every building. Because it is such a special place and the buildings are cheaper and built faster, it will only take us two months to build most of these buildings, which is absolutely crazy, but now we have access to an incredible military force to salute to the pirate hordes. a group of 7,500 soldiers who are capable of looting anything we want and, using this incredible force, we are going to make some money, you know?

Speaking of Scotland, this is probably a really fun moment to mention. Of course, a few videos ago we blew up a website to win a bunch of land in Scotland to play with lordship titles and I said if that video got 50,000 likes , I would go and buy myself a title of Duke of Sealand lo and Look, you guys put a lot of likes on that video and now I'm a Duke of Seedlings. I spent £500 on it, so thank you very much for one of the largest amounts of money I've ever invested in, but hey, maybe. I can find a couple of

exploits

from this bad boy, but as always thanks for liking the videos, you allowed this madness to happen anyway, crushing the Scots well and also I guess the majority of the entire world is right, We are doing a little. of shenanigans right now with our amazing captain jock sparrow in his gigantic mega nose of power because we decided to do a little looting we managed to loot the papacy here in Rome and in doing so we captured the damn Pope, he is 76 years old, but this the whole body of the man and believe me, he's worth a pretty penny too, so before we release him into the wild and rescue him, we're just going to torture him because why not, it might drive him crazy.

There is a five percent chance that the Pope will become Pope. a lunatic actually you know what considering he's in our dungeon I'm going to steal his hat because he has a pretty good hat there let's see we've borrowed the Pope's hat you know we'll quickly rescue this guy without his There we go, 300 of gold and 300 prestige, a very good collection and we will be finishing our foray into the local field. Now remember that it only takes us about five days to rate each of these provinces. Normally raids are done on ck3 shots. actual months and the process of raiding entire counties for money is a system that must take quite a bit of time for good reason: you are not meant to be able to make that much money in such a short period of time in the game because at the end of the day, Through looting we can earn over 400 gold in a month, which is more than we should have access to.

Now, normally, when it comes to raiding a province in the game, it takes several months. non-viking raiders it can take them more than three months to attack just one province we can do it almost instantly it's almost as if we have a loudspeaker broadcasting well we go to this province this province in this province we send a small letter ahead of time and the people of Jerusalem come out with buckets of all their gold, they stack it up and we just go in and pick it up that way, there's no fuss or fuss and we can all figure out this raiding thing nice and easy.

They're just the biggest pirate the world has ever seen and I think it's time we go back home and start making a couple of these wars oh yeah my son prince speed man has grown up and he's oh my god , an intellectual philosopher, check this out. It's amazing to be so smart and we come home and deposit all our good stuff and that should increase our wealth to yes 1888 oh it's crazy it's absolutely time we go and reform our faith well ladies and gentlemen disaster has arrived. I just surprised us: we have a new child. There is only one problem.

Prince Torf here is probably not my real son because he guesses what I confronted my wife with because I think she might have someone else and who that other person is. Because he is my son. Prince Speed ​​Child. he is sleeping with my wife, oh god he is so intellectual, so intelligent, handsome and beautiful, no wonder my wife fell so hard for him. This time I'll forgive them both, mainly because he's a huge guy anyway, we're currently invading all of Italy to give it to some random guy. The reason we're invading Italy is because I'm trying to gain prestige through battles and lo and behold, that's a surprisingly easy thing for me to do so far, we take the defending army. which started with about 10,000 including mercenaries and we have reduced it to just a thousand, oh my goodness, and my son, Speed ​​Chad, used a bait they had on me to reduce his contributions to the tax, Speed ​​Chad, I know what you're up to.

He's just upset because I've decided not to give him the throne and instead give it to Wanderchild or I could rename him Earboy with an amazing face like that, but he's created Lancelin, my grandson, who is absolutely crazy, a small, intelligent and robust child who will be in a position of great power. I'm sure we now control all the holy places necessary to reform the faith anyway. At this point we are simply waiting until we have enough piety to create the religion of my dreams, I honestly think my son sleeping with my wife is just a case of one-upmanship happening in the family.

I got on the Pope by stealing his hat. My son surpasses me by stealing my wife. It's the circle of life here we go the war is over we have managed to defeat the Italians now we are giving Count Herbert one of my random vassals here who controls two pieces of land we are giving him all of Italy just for fun here we go he now controls Italy and he is a good friend of ours, we did it, ladies and gentlemen, we have decided to personally reform the true faith and we have created a pretty special faith, we have not just created a new religion.

We have created a new religion with us at the head, but this is a new religion in which the priority is making money. We got rid of the concept of making a big blur and instead created communion. Communion is fantastic because it effectively means that people see the head of the faith and pay gold in exchange for basically wiping all their sins off the map and the best news is that I am the head of the faith, that's right, what are we going to do? with our new religion? Well, we're going to go to the king of Aquitaine here and we're just going to have a holy war for his entire kingdom because why not?

We actually need a little mercy before doing so. Can I burn prisoners for the party? I can't anymore oh no that's just fantastic it's going to greatly speed up this process that's right ladies and gentlemen it's time for pirates to really show the world what they're made of let's go to war in a single lifetime. He started as an insignificant vassal on a small island with no wealth and in just over 30 years we managed to conquer a large amount of land, including Constantinople and most of northern France. We also reformed an entire religion and transformed the island. of man in a pirate paradise that is mass producing gold at a terrifying rate now what are we going to do well we are going to launch an invasion of aquitaine we are going to take the entire kingdom in a holy war they only have 1,600 troops we are going to deploy an army heavily trained of 6500 men and we will see how they alone throughout the war, we are simply going to sail upriver directly to the enemy's capital and then we are going to take control of it.

Okay, so we're going to jump on top of my enemy's enemy, uh, just so they can't siege them properly. Our siege speed is incredible considering we are in the early medieval era where catapults and trebuchets weren't really easy. available, we can just walk up to forts that should take years to siege and do it in a single month just because we have a bunch of angry Vikings screaming, oh, what's that? The enemy gathered an army behind me and gathered no one. men and then dispensed, oh the enemy is so pathetic, but hey, we keep capturing rival dukes and kings, oh, and it seems my enemy has formed an alliance with Scotland, so they might be calling on Scotland to help them with this war, although I think.

It's a little late, no matter how many Scottish men come from the north, we're still going to completely crush them, yeah, and there we go, the Scots have joined the war, but this is going to change very, very little, oh my god . I think we found the army of Aquitaine yes it's 2000 perfect men let's go after them if it's being led by its king with an incredible opportunity here yes it's being led by the king who only has one leg and has scars oh yeah Well capture it , your 2,000 men had no chance and here we go, it really is that easy.

Okay, let's enforce our demands and take control of the entire kingdom of Aquitaine. Ah, it just works, it really works. I think we should probably usurp the title. from the kingdom of aquitaine right now i just gained a lot of land that i can't really use because it's a lot oh my god it's huge oh this is crazy but i think that's it ladies and gentlemen we've I managed to take over a lot of the world, but I'm not going to end today's video here. Instead, I'm going to switch to a separate character, probably on the other side of the world and just for about 50 years to see it.

What happens to our lovely empire? Obviously, we should be followed by the amazing Boy Wonder Prince, whose job it will be to lead this entire amazing world that we just shaped from a new reformed religion and see if he can lead the legacy of the pirates to incredible success and glorious success. , so it's time for me to change character and say goodbye to Captain Jock Sparrow, the greatest pirate I have ever seen and this is, ladies and gentlemen, in the year 932 AD, the legendary Captain Jock Sparrow drank to death at 81 years of age. What an incredible man lived to be 81 years old.

He accomplished many things. He was an absolute giant intelligent monster of killing machines. During his lifetime, he murdered 63 people and built the empire of France after starting out as a humble man. features the kingdom of man, leaves behind him a legacy of many amazing children like Speed ​​Child here, whose job is to try to maintain full control of the empire and invade more and more places to expand the dynasty even further, the dynasty pirate. It's long and it's amazing, well ladies and gentlemen, this is the year 1066 and this is the full expansion of the pirate dynasty, as you can see the empire of France that they decided to stay, as it has done some unique things.

He has basically invaded most of Germany and also the northern reaches of Spain, as well as expanding his presence into North Africa and a large amount of the Byzantine Empire. Currently, the biggest event happening within the empire is that Emperor Nigel is currently at war. with his uh, I guess, distant cousin from a branch of the same pirate dynasty called the house of, let's say, this branch is led by 57 year old King Roland, who has a learning score of 38, which is crazy , but how did the royal dynasty fare? Well, the pirate dynasty has basically maxed out almost everything, it is now an important house and will be famous very soon.

It currently has 655 living members. There are 50 free houses in total, which are offshoots of our original dynasty that started with a single person. the man the myth the legend the great-great-grandfather of the current emperor captain joke sparrow the great and terrible what a being so absolute and thus puts an end to our incredible legend of captain jock sparrow the man who started with nothing and was physically incredible and managed to create an entire empire and a dynasty that would now last for hundreds and thousands of years with hundreds and thousands of members. What an incredible being.

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