Conan Becomes A Civil War Reenactor - CONAN on TBS

Hello, I am in Raka Georgia. I thought I'd join a group of Civil War

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s today to see if I have what it takes to be a Civil War soldier. This is Captain Mike McCan. That's right, yes, sir. Good to see you, sir. Please meet you. So you have to commit to almost everything you do during the day. It's the Civil War. Yes sir. You live in the 1860s. I feel like my hands get really dry sometimes. So I brought this. It's a no, we can only listen to me. It's a cream that I get. The good thing is that it scrapes off the seed oil.

No, then lubricate. Let me ask you what you are wearing. What is this wool? The wool can be very unforgiving under here. In fact, I wear long johns underneath. I like it. go commando I like to let things swing in the breeze you know what I'm saying like the old pendulum to hold on clang cling clang is cool or do I need to wear long johns that are between you and your pendulum Okay, it's not lipstick, It's lip balm. Do you know what happens to my lips when I don't moisturize them constantly? No, they dry out.

Do you like some, by the way? No, okay, a question I have for you, your earring is something

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ized. The war soldier would have used some, yes, I forgot to take it off. Oh, so you criticized me for using lip balm and your little grape seed, yeah, things for your hands and you're dressed like a pirate who's about to go clubbing, so he thinks. The rebels are out there. I know they're Clavin's division right over that hill. I'm not very worried. I admire his confidence, sir, but tell me that in a month, if he's still alive, it won't be much fun to talk. to fall right here yes sir, okay, yes, I don't think I've met everyone.

I am jedadiah, long, long tree. Ready, hey, fire, boom, retrieve and place R, okay, everyone, hydrate, my canteen is empty, sir, wait, sir. Can? I'm almost there, oh my god, hydrate, uh, take a break right now, take a break, sir, damn RS, they're like that, sir, I suggest we go fight someone, everyone needs to hydrate, you guys seem to hydrate a lot, sir, I haven't done much yet, sir. I've seen women in a spin class drink less sir, is there something wrong with your upper lip? In private, my mustache is falling off, sir. Would you mind?

I would like to work a little on my character. Just ask me questions and we'll develop my character and then I'll know who I am so ask me like my name where I come from things like, well what's your name and where are you from? You are a meddlesome son of a Jedi by my name, Long Tree. I come from a small farm Beyond where Beyond there Beyond you ask why you joined the army I join the army because I hate ribs too much or okay no, okay, okay, I don't know much about suffering, I don't know much about numbers and stuff like that, but I know I don't want to do it too much.

You will have Ash on top. God, Ash, look at you. Very sorry. Very sorry. I didn't want to let myself be understood. Returning to the character as only R as in the end my B yes, I have had many battles Chi Maga okoi sasparilla Crick Battle of Olive Garden who has been in the mall now I don't know much about ciphers and numbers, I don't know I know what I never know He has heard about heaven. The sun never saw land, but I'll tell you this. My mom makes the best peach pie she's ever seen. I see something else.

I think about my mom every day. I want to get back to that. Crick and I want to try some of her peach cobbler because my peach cobbler is a disaster, come too much, okay here I have hand cream, wait a minute, yeah, this keeps my hands hydrated. You believe in hydration, can't you feel those hands? Sir, just feel this part here. Do they feel like a woman's hands? Yes, they feel better than a woman's hands. Hey, when you're alone in the woods for four years, it's nice to have a pair of women's hands on hand.

Sorry guys, but it just makes me feel like the lotions in my store are coming any time when this is over. I'm going west. I'm going to watch a talk show. If that? I talk to actors and then tell jokes about what's happening in the news. and people laugh sometimes most of the time they don't. I saw John John Wils Booth play Julius Caesar once in Baltimore. He is a good actor. John Wils Booth and I don't know much about people, but I'm a good judge of character. I think he's a good man, I'm sure you keep talking about how much you love John Wi's Booth and that's going to work out very well for you, maybe you'll ask permission to march or do something, sir, right face, 23 New York, those Yankees are an A4 mile.

Far away they can hear you Rebel, that's what I said Rebels, you don't know who you're fighting, you're so crazy about all the water, sir, I saw some of the other guys laughing, sir, they gave me laughs and my whiskers came forward, Mark . let's go get the ribs one two one my dear Andy joining this army was a terrible mistake the captain makes us hydrate until we get sick the other men make fun of my soft feminine hands war is hell love Conan Comey H shoulder arms forward Sea company hh fire fire, come on, what the hell are you doing?

I don't know, I thought they were going with me, what do they put?, putting their damn hand cream on his son's toes. this race is running, sons of and there is an even happier ending to this story because that day both the North and the South came together and finally agreed on one thing with O'Brien talk very smart, hey, I'm