Conan Delivers Chinese Food in NYC

Now I did want to mention something. I've been talking a lot about New York and how much I miss New York and really this week I want to celebrate some of the wonderful things about New York City that I don't take for granted. One of the most amazing things is that you can pick up the phone and receive Chinese

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in this city in 5 minutes, anytime, anywhere, something that doesn't happen anywhere else in the world and you received it just the other day. I thought it would be fun, interesting and educational to go to work as a Chinese

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delivery boy just to see what it's like, take a look Hello, how are you, my daughter, I'm your daughter's favorite, that's right. where is sheo how are you I want to work for you today what am I doing I'm very busy that's why there's no time thank you busy okay well I'll deliver I'll deliver I'll deliver this place is hoing are my friends Charlie, that's Sean, that's Patrick, that's Sheamus and then I got some deliveries, then I call you, okay, okay, I'm going to go to the counter, I'm going to wait for you to give me the delivery and then I'm leaving. okay, okay, okay, calm down, everything's going to be okay, everything's going to be okay, come on, you were, just don't stop, go, go, go, go, sure, yeah, these two aren't working, they're joking, yes, this is King Walk.

What would you like? What's that? I don't know, we have, we have rice, is it you, what's your name, I'm Conan O'Brien, yeah, yeah, it's this delivery, I have to go, I have a delivery, I'm going to hang up on you and your order is not going through H Hudson HS let's do it, let's do it, make her high five, make her high five, make her high five, make me, make me, make her high five, make me, make some girl, she, I want her. to high five me no she yeah hey good to see you good to see you I'm looking for Hudson where is Hudson Street pass this way it's this way I have it I see 315 I'm delivering Chinese food this is 315 Hudson this food is hot I have to put it right, she she'll go down again, yes she'll go down, yes she has to go down, she has to go down, it's okay, I don't have it, no problem when she knows it's me, she'll be fine, trust me.

I have to get away with people, especially the ladies, yes, Chinese food, can I give it to you? I don't want to be in front of the camera. It's 1565. Where's the delivery guy? Because it's not you. I'm the delivery guy seriously. I handed it over in remainder. KW look at KW, it's happened to everyone who wants their Chinese food, which is really good, it's from King W. Would anyone want this for free? Okay, I just want a hug, that's all I want, thank you. Oh, good, that went very wrong. The woman refused. to get the food he refused to talk to me and then someone else threw coffee at me, so I guess he's welcome back to New York, they're okay, we ran, we ran into a little problem, a little problem with the building, yeah, I have another.

Order everyone, let's do it, where is West Broadway? West Broadway, where the most viewed Broadway is that way, this way you won't miss some less crunchy things. Hello, I'm looking for West Broadway, yes of course, for a couple of blocks that way you were. very beautiful thank you hello I'm Conan nice to meet you everything is fine what are you doing here? I was delivering food but I met you and everything changed. Did you like some Chinese food? No, I'm ready. I am drinking. M is like an Argentinian green tea do you want some oh yes I would love some you are you are like a dream drink it no no no no no no no through the metal straw through the metal straw yes it is this marijuana it is not marijuana the effects are As good as AR coffee, that's fantastic, nice to meet you.

I need to be with you, okay. Oh my god, see you later. Where am I going around here? The numbers are going in the wrong direction, I think. There was something in that tea There was something in that tea There's something in that tea It's this marijuana Hey, what is love UPS? you want some soup here's your spoon okay enjoy that food let's go hey guys you want some ribs not SPS is it because the bag is getting too heavy so I'll give them to you? Fine, thanks. Okay, little problem. I gave away most of the Chinese food.

I can't find a Chinese restaurant, but I found this Thai one. restaurant, just bring me your soups, bring me three of your soups, whatever you think is good. No, I just don't want to have problems. There's music playing right now behind me, that's completely confusing, too expensive, so I'm curious. Let's see what kind of music they end up leaving behind because it's a very famous Michael Jackson song. You'd be excited to hear it. There's no way we can afford it. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hello, wait a moment. m with o'ban I am a person in person.

What happens to me on television? No, I gave away your food. I wanted to replace it, so I bought Thai soup, which costs more. We can come? You're from Thailand? I bought you soup from Thailand, yes, yes, I just want to say it was an absolute pleasure meeting you ladies, more than a pleasure, you ladies had a bad day and you did fantastic and I think you are the best thing in New York City York.