Brad Williams Fun Size • Part 6  | LOLflix

There's a reason something called the devil's trio exists, okay? Okay, you guys stayed quiet. You don't know what the devil's trio is. OK. Alright! I'll tell you. Normal trio. Two women one man. Gift from God. Trio of demons. Two boys. A girl. Alright, couple of whores in the public. Awesome. That's great. You are fallen. Perfect. Look, that's the thing and I'm not judging you. I'm just saying that most women say that. They say: Oh yeah, buddy. He wanted to do that. He wanted to be in the devil's trio. No, he didn't! He didn't want that! No man wants that.

No man has sex with a beautiful woman like, You know what would make this better? More cocks! No! We do it because we just want to make you ladies happy, and I know this because I've been in a demon threesome before, okay? Yes do not worry. I'll tell you the story. One night I was in a bar with my friend. Just hanging out. We look up. We see a beautiful woman sitting alone and guys, back me up, you never see beautiful women alone. We're like oh my gosh. We have to go talk to her. One of us has to catch her.

So we both went up. We started talking to this woman. After about 30 minutes she says, Oh my God, I'm taking you both home. And we both looked at her and said: Why? She said: As has always been my fantasy, I want two men to turn me into London Bridge. My friend is 5'10. This is going to be a Leaning Tower of Pisa, bitch, okay? She says, I don't care. Come on. Then I looked at my friend and said: Listen. It's good. Let's do this. Let's do this once. Then we won't talk about it again. Not each other.

To nobody. So, we go back to his house to have two and a half. I'll wait. And then, guys, you have to understand that there are rules. There are rules for a trio of demons, which you must follow. Rule number one, guys, is look down and that's the only place you look. Below. That is. You look at your things, hers. That's all. You never want to look up and say, I'm having an orgasm making eye contact with my best friend. No, we don't want that. Rule number two: choose which direction you will rotate. OK? At some point you will have to change positions.

You're going to have to rotate. Choose which direction. Clock hands. Counterclockwise. What are you going to do? My friend and I didn't choose the direction we were going to turn and suddenly we started changing positions, making the same turn. He is now 5'10. I'm 4'4. Certain things align with others. I'm not paying attention. Suddenly, I'm in the middle of an Indiana Jones movie, running away from the rock. What the fuck! Now, the woman is on all fours. I run over here, hit it, bounce, my friend isn't paying attention and just, ahhh! Shit! She sprayed me with paint.

But did I leave it? No, I didn't quit. I don't care ladies. I don't mind. I have a rule. A rule in bed. I won't cum until you do. OK? That's my rule. I don't mind having to do it like I'm in a battle scene from the movie Braveheart. No, I do not care. And I tell some of my friends. They say: I don't know, Brad. He seems pretty gay to me. Listen. We are all at least a little gay. Alright? We are all a little gay. Some are more gay than others and if you are, that's okay.

But don't try to be there like, No, Brad. I'm not gay at all. Actually? You've never looked at a V-neck shirt and thought, well, I think that looks good. Pretty gay. OK? Pretty gay! And I do not care. You could be the straightest man on the planet. You watch a rock hard cock inch away from your face, there's a voice in the back of your head saying, Suck it? I did not do it! Okay, actually I didn't. But as I walked by, I thought, I know what to do with that thing. We are learning people. We are learning.

Tonight you learned things from a comedian. You can learn things from the Internet, from video games, you can learn things. Alright? Ladies, I want your man to be better for you. For him to be better, you have to understand how men learn, how they improve. We don't learn by scolding. No. You scold, from one ear and the other. It does not work. Understand this, ladies. Your man is an incentive-driven creature. Reward-driven creature. We like to know that if we do something, we will get something in return. This is how we operate. You think about things like college football.

They can't pay the players. So what they do on a lot of teams is the player does something well, he goes to the bench, the coach puts a little sticker on that bastard's helmet that tells the world that he did something well. Perfect. Ladies, do you want to have good sex? You should have a stack of stickers on your nightstand, ready to use. A lot! And have them in different colors, depending on how well the kid is doing. Have one gold, one silver, one bronze. A blue one that says

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icipant. Train them! Train them, okay? Men respond to those halftime speeches.

There's a reason coaches give them. They turn on the boys. So ladies, if you want to have amazing sex, look at your man and say: Hey honey, we'll be fine tonight, but before we do that, we'll meet with the team right now. Team meeting, okay? Get together right now. I need you to know something. You have to know something right here. You have to know this right here, this is what we play for here. This is your pussy, baby. This is your pussy. And he is in your house. You have to understand something. Just because it says it's your pussy doesn't always automatically make it your pussy.

No. Because there are other men out there. Big men. Strong man. Handsome man. They want to take this pussy away from you. They want to take your p. Right now ladies, start walking. Are you going to let another man do that to you? Are you going to let another man come into your house and take what is rightfully yours? What have you earned by right? No. You're not going to do that. You are the man I know. You are the man I love. You're going to defend this b-sy. You are going to defend this pussy because when you are in this house, you must protect this pussy! holy shit!

Guys, if we hear that, we'll act like we're in the locker room before the game, like this is what we do! This is what we do! And we will attack like never before. And when we get to the right place, just woo! (Pop!) Sticker right on the head. That's what you do, right there. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brad Williams. Thank you very much for coming guys. Thanks guys! Thank you! No no no. No, we're not done. Sit down. We're not done yet, okay? This is my first hour special. I still want to have fun.

Do you still want to have fun? Yes. You want to have fun. It sounds like you want to have fun. Do you want to have fun? Alright! Damn, come here. Come here. Let's have some fun. OK. Help her. There is. Here. Here is a chair. I want you to sit here. Now, here's the deal. This is my special. This is a pinnacle for comedians. We dream about this. We have to do something crazy for my special one. We have to do something that helps them remember who I am. How are we going to do that? I think I know what we're going to do because you guys will never forget the night you watched Brad Williams perform and then at the end of the night you watched this sexy woman get a lap dance from a midget.

That's what you guys are going to say. DJ! Ladies and gentlemen! Did you have a good time tonight? I'm about to have a good time too. See you next time. Goodnight everybody!