Bobby Lee | This Past Weekend #116

what I did oh wow I'll shave it uh yeah oh well Bobby shaved it wow yeah that's very thank you Swedish thank you and can I say

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yeah I love it really yeah you shave yours ? I mean, yes. everyone does it dude now it's so crazy you show your pubic hair recently all uh pretty sure I always get the Clippers I always thought I got with a guard and it keeps coming out yeah cuz mine looks like Cambodia for a while, I could see that, yeah, and then it was like it was rebellious. I didn't have to hate him, but now that he's naked he feels so good.

I like the way my cock is shaped. I don't know everything, yes, if you could change one thing. about yourself, what would it be and be honest, be very honest, you know, I wish I was taller, okay? I was thinking about doing that operation they do in China, you know that mm-hmm operation to make new people taller, oh yeah, what do you do? They do it, they no longer put bone in your legs. I don't think they do that, yeah, no, what they do, they separate the bones. Pol Pot. I think, right?, they separate the bone to the correct extent.

They leave a space and then the bones grow mmm to make you taller it's like Bridge to Terabithia have you seen the movie? No, I heard it's painful, although it's okay, no, for a long time, not the movie, actually the surgery, oh, I can imagine it. Hiding their bones from each other making a meeting again like it's the notebook yeah the op notebook that way creepy bro yeah let's get to some fan line questions we got some here and then we'll get you out of here buddy and

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one is perfect it's about surgeries oh well I'll ask Bobby this question I was listening to him on his podcast with Tom Segura he said he was going to do a hair transplant from the back of his neck the oldest patients in trigons beard he left I wonder if he was there we moved on I haven't seen him with a beard yet Yes, Bobby, I appreciate it, yes, yes, yes.

I'm doing great. I have done. I'm back here. They took out the part of my mullet and put it in the front. No one thought I'd do it on my face, no, and I think you should do it as a beard, yeah, but I already said what I'm going to do with Tom Segura. It's later in life, well how much later? Well, first I want to make a lot of money and then I want to go into business, who sees that? But what are you going to do? Let's go to a pet store, no. I'm going to have to save money mm-hmm and just yes, I'm going to do what I sell wood.

Are you going to work hard? But I don't have the world. I'll just leave. You do not have to work. I'm going to leave the United States while we go to Hawaii or something like what Roseanne did or whatever and then I'll get a beard transplant and no one will see me for like three years and when I come back I'm going to present my new look mm-hmm and I already have to look because my hair is receding and I'm not going to do the transplant I'm going to let it recede ooh but I'm going to grow the sides, get my shoulders done and when I have a full beard, I'll use more monocle, without Morpheus glasses , mmm, Hawaiian shirts wide open, mmm, and we have a very raised frying pan, mm-hmm, that's the good look, dude, you should get your dick tattooed on your chest.

I could see that. You don't think we'll ask another question. Another call you received. It's Rudy from Chicago when I received a search for Bobby. Bobby Steele stated in Joe Rogan's experience that if he ever got stranded on an island, he would eat the Asian. boy first now, how would they know how to feel or vice versa, but with the taste of if they had eaten? I love you guys, wouldn't you wait? Oh, I would love white, really, yes, I have a bit of honky in the afternoon, no, I would do it out of anger, really yes, I feel like you played this role that you hate white people, even though I don't hate white people because many of your friends are white.

I've seen you with white people, no, I love white people. Eric Griffin's Half White Guy. I'm white all day. I go out once a day, yes, but what I'm saying is that in an island situation mm-hmm, I would PT like he's eating you because I know he'd be first on your menu mm-hmm. so I'm going to get to you first, yeah, because why would you want to eat Asian first? You know it with me. I was fasted once and you know, I mean, people know, but they almost did it in the best way. My father's best boy is called Ben and I think he might have been a man you don't know, you know you guys are kind of a hideout when it comes to how old you are and, but he was so hungry he didn't eat in five days and I thought I could eat this man like everyone else.

I just had this weird thought that calmed my head like I could eat this guy, yeah, and he was Vietnamese and he knew the right hand, like you say that, though Vietnamese. he's really crazy like what do you mean vietnamese? I mean the way you say it. I move on the neck like this. I play on the wood. It's like you're back in Vietnam and you're short, bro, and you're Kevin Dillon and you get. your shots at vietnamese guys the leg that jumps up and down you have year dan is vietnamese do you make it sound like a condiment day yeah yeah the fries and the vietnamese on top you sprinkle a little more vietnamese on those guys no I mean the Vietnamese, brother, yes? yes, yes, I will swallow a Vietnamese in the blink of an eye, man, yes, I think so, the Vietnamese for me are a delicacy, very edible and very passionate about the bay, yes, no, you don't believe it, No, man, I think what are you? you're going to eat a deer, you need a black woman who should be mad, what are you going to eat?

Yeah, she, you just know you don't have her leg, but she just sits there like she's dead, but still, those are the reflections of her life, you know, that they're made of. which you know, I would um, let's see what we were stuck on. I'll be honest, it's not a race thing, right, it's who I could eat, you know? I mean, he's like a baby and no, Brad Williams, ooh, I could probably eat him. I could see my feet, look along, it doesn't matter, I'm heavier, I do a double leg, I would sweep the right leg, I would sweep the leg, you will be able to do that, yes, because all the way to the ankles I will kick, I know.

I'll sweep his ankle, yeah, whatever the bottom half is ankle long, yeah, whatever the bottom half is like a foot and a half ankle, sure, I'd sweep him, okay, he'd get on his back, he's Well, I would take a piece of bamboo. I do not do it. I don't know what island he was on Yeah, right, and she just hit him repeatedly mmm, yeah, damn, then she would stick the bamboo in him because his head is missing. She would put it through that little opening in her net, where the neck is, don't stick the bamboo. the way until I just take a picture, pick it up like it's a popsicle, he has a roast and I just roasted him like that and with his clothes on too, right, because he just burned, right, his clothes would burn unless He's using plastic and what kind of seasoning would you put on it?

Oh, we only eat it raw, I mean, only the chosen part of the body yes, at first, that's because midgets have big asses, mmm, that big fat ass, oh, okay, this. Big fat ass you're going to hell man, oh man, imagine they melt your mouth with that fat, yeah, and imagine then you go straight for it, yeah, don't pass heaven, don't pick up 200, you'd eat the Asian, no worry, I eat a and I have said this process that this is your Rogen Asians would forgive you, they are so forgiving, they are so kind, you have Filipinos, you know?

Can I say this? This is when you said it made me angry so we re because we're like us because that's the only thing I hate about Asians is because the fact that we just want to assimilate we don't want to cause any problems but I'm not that kind of agent right ? I don't know dude, you've seen my ad, you see what I'm like, oh you're definitely a wild Asian, what do you mean? You're probably a bigger barker than me, just because you're human, yes, you are like that. kind of a chubby, athletic Bruce Lee Khanna, you know Bruce Lee in spirit, you're like Bruce Lee and your humor you like humor, you're like Bruce Lee, okay, that's a compliment, I think so, it is, yes, It's a cure.

I like humor, Bruce, what I'm saying is that as Chumlee, you're like John, yes, but what I'm saying is that yes, that's the only stereotype that we have that we just need to get. We need a bus, get out of it, yeah, you know, that's right, you guys need to get aggressive. I would love to see more Chinese gangs. I would love to see if the Chinese come back. Yeah I would love to see a fellow Chinese and a black person and have a huge meal, the angry Chinese see this, yeah, and this is the one who forgets about you, yeah, specifically, yeah, and I don't want to start any kind of discussion, but you know there's a difference between a Korean guy, right, yeah, what's the difference, Koreans?

It's hard to guess his Korean because you forget that Chinese exists, you usually think in Chinese and Japanese, wait, stop, stop, you know what I know, we've been talking for a long time, yeah, if we go ahead now, it might take another 30 minutes do it in another time we'll do it another time what I'm going to do is just absorb what you just said, okay, I'm going to put it like a little anger thing in my chest tent. It's almost Dora your princess for next time, but what you're saying right now is no longer right, no, it's not right, let's leave it at that, let's leave it at that.

I left it there, the beautiful little princess Cinderella, we have it right here. Bobby Lee, ladies and gentlemen, yes one of the songs was one of the sweetest men in Hollywood, oh but when I get to that round I'll share this part of my life, I can beat her in my bones, I thought I'd take up a little town. sell that handbrake and let myself go