Bill Burr | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #231

Dude, that's how it was and she's like you and the dog met or like you were oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, she comes, you know, once every six weeks, you know. The guy who has it comes to Los Angeles, a good guy, yes, yes, but he's a trainer, trainer, yes, that's why I feel safe with the arrangement, so he brings her and then I take her for a walk, we We had a great time and all that. and you know she's getting older, definitely since we let her go she's slowed down a little bit, but she's defied the laws like a thousand times like a dog like that, especially since a pitbull would be euthanized and you know someone.

I had it for a year, just let it go, we got it, we had it in 2009 until the end of 2016, so we had about eight and a half years. Damn, my calculations are wrong. I think it's 90, yes, eight and a half years. and then she had it for the last time, basically for my daughter's entire life, we gave her away like a year before my daughter was born, so did your daughter know about the dog? No, no, no, no, and yes, I mean, honey, I'll tell you. she on her, someone, a dog was crazy, yeah, he came to the Dodgers, he had a dog that was like a goalie, yeah, if they protected you and you were great, and then once something after that it was like knowing who It's

this

person,

this

person needs to be fired.

So did you ever donate sperm or something when you were starting out as a comedian? No, and I don't have a gun on my helicopter, but I want to thank you for inviting me to bet and helping me promote my special. I just have to do it. Coming home to worry about the kids getting up from a nap and it's my watch. I love everything. I and I love everything you are doing. I'm very happy for you and all thanks man, you always know what you're doing. it just spreads, don't be afraid to do business with people, get a good lawyer, okay, okay, thanks Bill, thanks, oh, but when I get to that round I'll share this piece of my mouth.

I can defeat him in my thinking. I'm going to take a small town to sell that handbrake and afford myself