Bob Saget Hiccups Uncontrollably While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

Can you get that little thing right? Stay still my students, I'm just going to break the center block and punch you in the penis, you just have to be there for it. It's really no talent you know, punching your dick, it wouldn't make it on air today, it's a shame, but those are the hottest

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, well that's what they wanted to do, they wanted to get it dirty, leave it, what the hell is that? I'm going to narrate that oh he's so beautiful here in the ocean oh I should relax here all day. I forgot to shower.

You know, she forgot to douche and then you have the ocean. offensive I don't want to offend anyone no I don't think it's good I have one more for you it's worth all the knives you you I married you I gave you a baby why did she give it to me says to myself you you you and your sunglasses your piece of coming in here I want to have sex again you came on me from behind hold my horns you shot him and I apologize to anyone I may have offended with my fake accent uh anyone from Mexico because God there are so many things in the world that we have to fix we do it we do it bob that's why this is a good show because you're distracting people and then people like me come and remind them yeah yeah yeah that's it Well, what is this?

This is beyond. madness mm-hmm oh my god, this is not funny, no, it tastes like it has medicine, not in a good way, no, no, you're killing me, you have orange juice, you don't know, you only taste potassium sorbate, oh, that's a lot. of sodium sherbet I'm going to throw this away yeah, yeah, yeah, smart, that's tough, do you have flames coming out of here? My first time, okay, go ahead, what was your question? I know when you do shows like this you get a million questions about how to be Danny Tanner, right, but? Sometimes I wonder, you know what's the one thing people don't ask you that you wish they did when people hit you with full questions all the time?

What do you miss about Bob? get up I love entertaining people wait a second my nose is blinking even though my lung is hanging out of my butt um do you want to see yeah yeah show me it's almost like an idiot having dinner we'll put it in the trailer ricky Gervais called this a cross between Jackass and Charlie Rose, who was like that, is exactly that, is exactly what he is and that gives you talent, no, it does it because people are watching it because it brings people to the show, they learn things and I'll get to see someone suffer, yeah , but you're a tough ass, so no, no, you don't suffer.

I have the responsibility of the interview on my shoulders. No, you work harder than me. No, I'm not going to do it. Being on a plane I hope I look like you at 61. Really, really, really. You won't if you eat this every week. I'll look a lot worse. I will look like the keeper of the stories. OK. Two left. 500 times hotter than a jalapeño pepper what I'm talking about every disclaimer is happening right now this is this is unbearable just put your toes in the bowl no don't make a camera this is unbearable I have to eat more no you have to eat more people would probably want you to eat more I know you just forgot that you're an entertainer but you don't have to eat more okay I'll have another bite I don't care much I like it, I appreciate it, Bob, if I If you saw me on the street, in front, later, lying there, suffering a heart attack, you would help me.

Okay, I feel like it was my responsibility to help you. Okay, look at this. Bob Saget breaking his

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. I love it, oh please, why don't I do that? You've been in the comedy club since you were a teenager, from being the emcee at the comedy tent to rubbing shoulders with a young David Letterman to being someone who's been in the game for over four decades I want to hit you with some yearbook superlatives and you can tell me which comedian best fits the description. Sounds good? Yes, of course, the king of the greatest drama. Do you know who I respect and love to the death of his Marc Maron?

He's not a drama king. but it's depression my eyes are crying my mouth is burning I literally feel like I've sucked a dead man's ass the future of comedy there's a young comedian who excites you I think they haven't been born yet and people are telling me that now Hey, There's a new community on Netflix, you have to watch their new special, but then I'll wait, this is incredibly painful, well, that's the hardest one, right, no, the last touch, yeah, I'll most likely get into a fist fight with a fan, let me think who did it.

In fact, it was done by someone like Joe Rogan, he's a great comedian and he's a UFC type of guy, but I've never seen him do anything violent with a fan, you know, so it's like he's a worthy guy who has the ability to do it, they are comedians who they are. good to feel things very very deeply I'm not that good but this has made me feel things very very deeply you are going to put more this is the last touch we call it the last touch because it is tradition around here to put a little more in the last it is not necessary if you don't want it to sink and I have to do it you said my name in a sentence so leave me alone uh little thing don't go crazy, not just a little touch a little touch will do you good, there you go, that would be like I had some kind of disease in my sausage, that's about how much I put the medicine in, well I think maybe there's a multiple use here, so you can keep that bottle, you can take it home, oh, I won't take it on the plane , they will arrest me, okay, regards, bob, I wish you the best, I wish you the best, I will see you on the dark side. up mm-hmm you know what tastes good different that's how it baffles you I'm going to show you what I am whoa you've never seen it but hey, okay, I don't know, that's not happening, he literally died, okay, this is for you, it's for the people, that's for the people, bob

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, oh my god, I'll be on a plane in an hour, so one of the things that stands out about your comic mind is not only how fast he is but how fast he can go. to some dark and seedy place, not with the megadeath and the ultimate dab and the bomb swimming through that soup in your body.

I want to give you a little word association game, so I'll just give you the word and then you can say it. to me the first thing that comes to mind sounds good i would say cool melon mother ferret richard gere halloween richard gere hot sauce mouth on fire the lyrics to uh and it's on fire amazing bob

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you did it you conquered the

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you took in ten questions baby in my milk I don't mean shit I meant uh I'm a I'm going to sell this milk yeah I'm

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mm-hmm I don't think you can get milk out of it but you gotta go to the commercial it's time to plug it in baby this camera , this camera or this camera, let people know what you're going through, you know, I can't remember that November 14th is the premiere date of my 0-60 special, which is kind of like The Moment I Me Encounter in My Life is about a lot of different things, from my penis to Viagra to my mother's death.

I also have a movie that I'm very proud of called Benjamin and it has a great cast, except for me. but I'm on this, that's all, thanks guys, you're all really nice, thanks Bob, that was a lot of fun and it's a fun way to do it. It's a very fun way because it does it. It's almost like a game show. has a guy you played dramatic music during it yeah yeah hi fans I'm Shawn Evans new outing same message if you like what you saw throw us a bone maybe please it's dog eat dog here on the streets of YouTube, hit that subscribe button knowing that. you subscribed, seriously, it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning, thank you so much fans, I love you.