American Ultra: The Sean Evans Weed Challenge On Complex

this movie American

ultra

is coming out Jesse Eisenberg The characters of Jesse and the everyday stoner who, unbeknownst to him, is actually a sleeper agent, he believes he activates while working a shift at a convenience store, car, progressive listening, the set Mandelbrot's is in motion, the echoing chorus has been violated. I did it. I don't choose the

challenge

, life, the

challenge

, life chose me as a resort resident, daring, I was challenged to, just like the character Jesse, workers change at a convenience store, lost stone, therefore, basic traits, every sleeper agent must possess agility, you have to move fast, you have to move. fast with grace you have to be fast you have to know your opponent's next move you have to be observant never take your eyes off the prize and then you have to be stealthy slide undetected and jump at the right moment hi Sean I'm the newbie here - I'm here - for my first day, she is robo, the hot owner of a smelly convenience store deli, never worked in a convenience store in my life.

I don't think she cleared up the idea that I'm high as hell. all the time but we are in Boulder Colorado. I'll leave you with that, make sure this list is ready before you go, sweep the floors and I think you're ready to go. Well, incredible. I'm going to go take a break and then, uh, he's here to spend the night during the break. I'm talking about smoking a joint next to the trash cans, so the first one I'm going to use is mandarin dawn, it's a sativa. I hope it keeps me awake. I'm not yet. used to it being legal here, I feel incomplete since there are two schools of smoking, there are people like Rihanna who can get explosions in their skull and then just sit courtside at an NBA all-star game and then there are people like I think they can't. even walking through a CVS without having a full blown panic attack.

I'm really living a nightmare right now. I didn't go through that tells me to call the police and actually, yeah, yeah, okay, mess with these stone-cold college kids, so we, the newspapers, don't. I don't think so, no, you can use the Internet now, how are you doing? Man, you might be interested in a cow tail cocktail or you'll pass too, it's not a cow tail, it's not a real cow tail, the cow tail is fine in that or just the coat, okay, there you go, you gotta do it, it's time to pack up Gandalf's pipe bowl, there are tons of workers passing by on their ships, hello, so here I am, patting myself on the back for working a shop shift, get it out of my gourd , I feel a little weird celebrating myself for that, I wonder if I could get some of this, what are your sweets?

Sure I was high that whole time, but I'm not stupid, so I knew during the shift they would throw curveballs at me. Yo, which one do you like to eat, um, I can see a plant coming from a mile away, you know, these people caught me with the oldest trick in the book and it was the first one they threw, that one I can live with. because she appears and tells me to keep looking. I'm confused, that guy takes those two sweets off and for some reason a protein bar which is such a psycho move to go with the fruit candy and then the Snickers almonds and then like the pre-workout protein okay how are you? ?

She tells me a sweet touch of green in masses, is it me or is it the entire city of Boulder Blaze. I can remember them all with soft looks as if they wanted to give them to me for free, yes. It's the goldfish, yeah, yeah, you feel like eating, huh, what are you smoking, what's your thread, it's a sativa, so it's definitely enough to keep you awake, yeah, exactly, I like that one drugged kid, who comes to get his goldfish and then leaves, this is now. This is my third time smoking and it's not just the grass in your yard, like it's military grade boulder material.

At this time I can no longer deal with the public. I'm a burden. I'm going to start focusing on the other one. More secret agent type job responsibilities, you always keep that last one just on the edge to show it off. Good sir. I don't want to climb your floors or anything, no, no, I think we're fine, please don't fall on your face, okay? look careful, say man, yeah, I know you from somewhere, it could have been Jason Statham, bored, but now you're bored, no, oh, no, no, no, no, I haven't seen you how to carve it, I know which finger cow tail, yeah, oh uh.

What is it? It is a caramel candy with a sticky center. I don't do anything that has a cow. It is not, it does not have, it is not like beef. I'm going to go ahead and spend it on the couch, see, my cool friend, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we smoke, we make one, yeah, it came out pretty strong, so I'm back to smoking with this guy. I thought it was him. When I accepted this challenge, I knew production would throw me curveballs left and right. and this guy I thought was just a curveball because he was quite the character, as it turns out this guy is 100% legit, not a curveball, so I'm Shawn, how's he doing?

I'm Shawn, I'm an Internet person. What's happening? So when I took this on as this challenge, I knew they were throwing curve balls at me to the main challenge, so when you came in and saw that spill and we were like, uh, I need some snacks, that's just kudos to her. But if you could have any job in the world, what would any job in the world be? astronaut yes, there is no space, yes, yes, look at this. I made some mistakes. It wasn't perfect, except for a guy who smoked three joints, a Gandalf hit him and he broke. a blunt with that local Boulder nut.

I think I did pretty well, honestly, if it were my first real day. What would you bring me? I was a little skeptical when you first arrived. Yes, they got along well. I feel like you. You're getting a little high or you're taking a different break, but I can honestly see you did a better job than most of my people, so at the end of the day I can smoke a ton of

weed

in one shift at the counter, leave a Couple of cocktails aside and be a sleeping agent, yes, rose, Sapna, I have to go to work, I love you.