Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #391

to suck tits yeah that shit is amazing how old were you? you were young that shit is amazing oh uh no good uh I was probably 15 15. bro that's the coolest thing ever yeah god and those titties were good back then yeah remember what a great tip kid if you were a child, yes, of course, child. in boy tits, what was that guy just when they had tits, you were like a guy, she has the biggest hits in the class, she's a guy that with huge kids, oh look, you have no idea how were you, are you like whoever? has the biggest hits it's a oh I remember calling my bus driver the dildo I heard the term and didn't know what it was yeah the team is a dildo and then I had to go to the principal's office and the principal beat us up , that is.

When they used to beat you, you know, oh yeah, they probably kept that in Louisiana for a while, I think they dragged it out, they were a little late, they liked the Obama administration, the extra entries on that, but I remember going to The Man in the director's office and he would go crazy, oh, he would jingle, he had those big paddles, yeah, I remember the principles had paddles, yeah, that's what gave them a lot of their power too, yeah, I felt like now they're what? Are they going to do what are they going to do?

Yes, I am Italian. They have no real power. Nothing that is incredible. I mean, I can see how it worked. Yes. Having a stick behind his desk threatening to hit a child. They did it? different like clicks and stuff at school yeah sure yeah regular clicks although it was a catholic school so you couldn't we had uniform so it's hard to really express yourself yeah but the gossipers found their way yeah you they hit with an eyeliner or something, yeah, yeah, but yeah, they all use the same thing. Oh me. I actually liked it, yeah, I mean, I hated having to have jersey clothes for three days, yeah, that's all I saw before I was, it was the first time I wore it last time, oh well, and I never wanted to wear it a sweater for a long time and you did it and now I'm doing it yeah I'm glad you did it even though I'm done doing it oh man I'll tell you

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girl I met at a coffee shop a who I tried to like got really embarrassing and I ordered this omelette or whatever and then I still sat there and ate it even though I had tried to ask her out but I guess I didn't get the right words and she said something and I couldn't even hear it and then I got nervous and I just walked away and then I sat there with this tortilla and I had and I and he just the pain of sitting there eating the tortilla and it's just me and I'm not hungry at all just to get rid of it The only reason I went there was to talk to her and anyway I couldn't do it right the next time I went back there was like three months later, um, after everyone had eaten the cinnamon cake and uh, uh, She was like, oh my gosh, people called here and even called my boss, and I was like, wow, that's crazy, that's amazing, though yeah, like they should never have gotten divorced. the rat king, that's what they say, I'm like divorced, yeah, that's crazy, that's a huge exaggeration, man, that's wild, well man, I know you got a tour going, yeah, you know, I don't wanna keep this alive longer than it is.

It feels like bro, I feel so bad, bro, congratulations on all your success man, and where can people if they haven't seen your tour, want to come see you? uh

shane

mgilis.com okay yeah great yeah go see

shane

yeah. You haven't seen him, you know, there's nothing like him, I think there's nothing like seeing someone having so much fun, and that's what I notice when I look at you, man, and yeah, thanks for coming and hanging out, man. I appreciate it, you're the man, baby, now I'm just floating in the breeze and I feel like I'm falling like these leaves.

I must be the cornerstone. A little time to set the parking brake and let myself go. I'll sit and tell you my stories and now I've been moving too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load.