Why Calisthenics Won't Get You Girls

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calisthenics

, what are they, why not?

I'm going to get laid doing them right, so before I explain why doing

calisthenics

is no good digi-wave, I should explain what calisthenics is, oh, we'll keep it simple, we'll take it back to fifth grade, who, what, where . when and why are we going to start with what goes who tonsils who besides me a moment ago who doctor calisthenics calisthenics practically pole dancing two guys who can't grow but what the real definition is, literally no one knows, I guarantee it to none of you know, can you tell me what it means to look hard enough, so I looked it up.

Google defines calisthenics gymnastic exercises to achieve physical fitness and grace of movement. I bet you regret knowing that now, huh, that's the softest definition since Bradley Morning, now that we know the sad truth of what calisthenics is, let's discuss who does that three types of people, one Asian, ya They beat dancing, the dance revolution, I did it and they need something else for me, the three P's to be good, come on, fight, check it out, friend number two, black guys because they work out in the parks and when they do it's cool, It's called bartending and they invented it and what you're doing is called cultural appropriation, was slavery bad enough?

You've got a wreck, this too, which brings me to number three, guys who, as we know, ruin everything, which one of the three do you think you're dying, the number two of the Republican Party and I'm a guy, just being Does the Klan turn you black? Aren't you going to take over, are you going to take over the trigger that is in me? charcoal chute triggering a we did the who now out of the way where you do calisthenics anywhere there's a ball what something you can hang from or anywhere that's on the ground I need Kevin to check it look at this give me what you got nap or I just empty air using that right, we just set it up and I'm already over it in high school, which begs the question why you in the gym, Mr.

Rich, Randy Romney lives on my biceps, Congress, wait, when does calisthenics? When you look around, you realize that you're not the biggest guy in the gym and you need a copy. Look quickly. I wonder why we are strong. You know, I'm like an ant. No, it's not the 1950s anymore and those animals we have the Internet, everything we do is for attention, they, who procreate only their attention, Paul, can you Facebook of mom, where your unvaccinated child and your mom mean that we were interested in your publication and in your ass photos for teeth? whitening takes you off the radar, so if there's anything we can learn from the Facebook moms who used to be Instagram, they thought being gets your attention, but getting attention doesn't make it worth it, pay close attention to the calisthenic guys because here That's where you're wrong, where's Tim?

Great, right behind, couldn't see you over my pot, couldn't see you over my pump, since we know the best way to get attention is not to get laid, it's to get beat, but we've established it with that calisthenics of the types. who can't grow up, so you'll have to find another way to impress me. Calisthenics falls somewhere between doing magic and breaking things. I mean, it's definitely a step up from magic, which is like showing

girls

how easily you can roof them, but it's not as cool as breaking the bed, but no girl wants to roll the Rideau across the dirty club floor. .

The girl drinks pickles in her hands, so why do you think calisthenics will make you late? You think a girl wants you to pour vinegar on her. Rusty tetanus fingers when you've been swinging around on the playground shirtless doing calisthenics is like having to constantly explain to people that their penis is small because you're growing, it's not a show, but you're not a grower either, so I have to tell people, hey, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean. I don't know about you, bro, but when it comes to boats,

girls

love dick, yachts, and cruises, dude.

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