Batman v Superman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?

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Okay, let's talk about Superman now. Man of Steel is a strange movie. I'm going to be honest with you, I don't even believe it. Man of Steel is so bad, it's not good, but compared to what comes after, it's at least semi-watchable, but the biggest problem with this movie is that it feels wrong, it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the Superman mythos. , a character that has been a part of pop culture for a long time, okay, I think the number of people who really understand Superman is relatively small and I've talked about this in my DC

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es video, so if you don't you've seen it, go see it because I don't I don't want to repeat everything I have to do.

You've seen the length of this video, it's enough. I've been saying this for years and years, but Superman isn't as dumb as everyone thinks, but the movies have always portrayed him. him in one of two ways: as a boring two-shoes boy scout or as an emotionless alien demigod who pretends to be a human without acting like one and that second has been popularized by these movies and that's because of the director of these films. Look, Zack Snyder says he likes comics, but to me he's always seemed like the frat brother who reads Watchmen and says, bro, you have to read this, it's not like other comics, it has sex, but let's start by doing something we normally I do not do.

Am I going to congratulate him now? 300 is a great movie and I'm not afraid to say that I've said it many times before. 300 doesn't like to, like you know, completely ruin the source material because it's already just a comic about people punching and kicking each other, so it's pretty good at that, I agree with you. I think 300 is his best film, like his most iconic. Snyder is really good to look at and something like 300 isn't complex, it's very hard to do this and that's all the praise he's getting right now so it's time to make fun of him again.

Zack Snyder doesn't understand Watchmen. Now a lot of people like his adaptation of Watchman and I used to be one of those people. but nowadays it kinda bothers me snyder saw a story that to some extent satirizes the glorification of comic book violence and

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a dumb action movie that glorifies violence. I had a friend who tried to get me into normal comics, but I was all like no one is having sex or killing each other, this isn't really doing it for me, I was kind of broken that way, so when the vigilantes showed up I thought this is more my scene, I don't know, it's not like that for me.

It sounds like he really gets it, so let's take the guy who doesn't understand Watchmen and give him the rights to make Batman and Superman movies. I'm sure he will do a great job. I'm like, okay, no Batman is cool. Going to a Tibetan monastery and being trained by ninjas is fine, I want to do that, but he doesn't like being shipwrecked in prison, that could happen in my movie. Zack Snyder isn't interested in making faithful comic book adaptations, he wants to make Edgelord fan fiction. I don't think Zack Snyder likes Superman so I think he made these movies to make the kind of Superman he would like so instead you get these movies with a bad Superman and then eventually you get a bad Batman and in all three of these movies, the characters never improve in any way and i understand that in most of this video so far i have been complaining about snyder more than talking about the man of steel, but this is really important when we talk about this series because As I said in this video and in other previous videos, the biggest problem with these movies is that he doesn't understand these characters.

You can make a movie that has a boring story, but if you make the main character relatable and interesting, you will still make money and people will still go see it. Marvel has been doing this for years. Most of these films are not very ambitious when it comes to the story, they simply go with their charismatic characters and in Man of Steel we have Henry Cavill as Superman, who he is. He's not exactly the most charismatic person, don't play with me in general, oh boy, and yes, you can say it's mainly due to how it's written and directed, but to get into that, we actually have to see the movie now, no.

I'm going. do a full breakdown of this movie because it's not the show that Batman v Superman is, it's not one of the

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superhero movies ever made, so I'm just going to try to break down the general idea of ​​why this movie doesn't work. for me and then we'll move on to the next one to start with the positives. I think Zod works decently well as a compelling main villain. He is present from the beginning of the film, so we understand who he is and what he is doing from the beginning. and honestly i think he works like an overzealous lunatic and i really like how he reacts to finding out he has superpowers when he's on earth he takes the opposite approach to

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and goes oh so i'm basically a god i'm just gonna ruling the planet now, I think it's a lot of fun, I don't have a problem with that and you know, sometimes I just like it when a villain is evil and yeah, it's cool to have a villain that you agree with, but it's also fun see him. a villain who is totally wrong but it's also believable how crazy they are and i mean he's actually crazy i'll find out too michael shannon is the only actor in this movie who seems to be trying even a little bit he's the only person here showing a hint of emotion, so I'll have to appreciate that even if that emotion is crazy and the scene of Superman flying for the first time is great, Snyder is really good at montage scenes like this, any scene where the main character doesn't this. talking has a 10 out of 10 chance of being decent and we'll see something like that later too, however when you really think about this scene for more than 10 seconds it falls apart, but we'll get to that later as to things in This Movie That I don't like it, we have basically every other element of the movie to start with.

I hate the way Zack Snyder directs some of these scenes. Every scene has shaky cam and is quite disorienting, even just one scene where two characters have a normal relationship. the conversation will have shaky cam, the action shots also employ other handheld camera techniques and are never motivated by anything other than the fact that it looks cool, why does this outer space battle scene look like it was filmed by a human on earth without a tripod idk bro it looks great shut up and I hate that he makes this manual camera with fast zoom for everything he uses it a lot in this movie stop using it in every scene first extreme shot, I think the designs in this movies are some of the worst I've ever seen, what Superman's suit looks like and I hate how this silly futuristic alien mesh is and that's not the only thing that's ugly, the whole thing The alien technology suffers from Michael Bay Transformers syndrome, where it just looks like a gray metal mess.

There are also other questionable design choices, such as a penis. Oh, and also the movie itself is a little boring because it's too long. The opening scene is a good example of how things are overly long for no reason. I need to see Superman's dad flying on a dinosaur and doing karate. I know the planet is going to explode, let's speed it up. The film is also two and a half hours long and if you look at the plot it is a little difficult to understand where they are. We're filling this time because it's not a complicated story.

Superman lands on Earth, grows up, finds out who his family is immediately after Zod shows up, and fights him for an hour. The last third of this movie is just blind mass destruction and violence, it's basically a 60 minute long Dragon Ball fight and it's not like this movie has the cool action direction that Snyder is known for, it's literally just characters clashing with each other for a whole hour, after a while you just become numb, my eyes. It just gets glassy as it goes on and on and on and I care less and less and the destruction in this movie is almost apocalyptic this is the end of the world

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is just flying through the metropolis with no regard for civilian casualties and to top it all off it ends with Superman murdering Zod, which is very wrong.

I've clowned this scene before, so I'm not going to repeat myself too much. If you're strong enough to snap his neck and leave a shock wave afterward, then why? Don't just aim somewhere else you didn't even try, but the reason this sucks starts with the fundamental misunderstanding of Superman as a character. The number one job of a superhero movie is to make us like the main character who doesn't. We don't even need to completely agree with them on a personal level, we just have to feel something for them, even the Joker movie does this well. Yes, the Joker is a psychopathic killer, but we still empathize with him in his movie, but this is a movie. about a good guy, some would say he's the nicest guy who ever lived and yet we feel nothing for him.

The best Superman stories focus on his humanity because that's the key to making us like him. He was raised on Earth. He was raised by humans and his full life experiences up to this point is that of a human on Earth, he is a human first, a human who also happens to be an alien and this is something I have never seen well written in a Superman movie, I think that's as vague as you can get. What we can do with this character is compare him to Jesus and that's all Zack Snyder does, do you understand guys, what does this remind you of for a movie like this to work you just have to make us relate to the superhero and really it is not so difficult?

What to do if you just try, but this movie doesn't even try to do that, take this simple scene where Clark washes up on the shore after saving people at the beginning of the movie, he has no clothes and only sees some clothes throw. Clark finds the clothes unattended outside, grabs them, and continues on his way, but what if we took the opportunity to have a cute character moment that's specific to Superman? Personally, I don't think Clark Kent would steal clothes even if he really needed them. I could see itclumsily approaching the door and asking for the clothes.

This would be a nice opportunity to have some fun dialogue showing that Clark is kind almost to a fault. Oh, sorry, I forgot. That scene would be too long. We have to have one. short scene like this because we spend the first 20 minutes of the movie on space battles and dinosaurs and karate who wants to waste time focusing on boring character development? who cares? Hey, by the way, did you know that Superman's hair is too thick for normal razors, he actually has to use his laser vision to remove the hair from his face. Oh, and it looks like Clark Kent has a beard in this movie.

Maybe it would be nice to have a scene of his morning routine that sometimes shows a superhero doing a basic morning routine but with a super powerful twist can help us identify with them, but no, his beard just disappears between scenes where he doesn't. We can waste time like this, we have to take action. Baby, in this movie, as we are introduced to Clark Kent, we see him try to confront a guy who is harassing a waitress, Clark, then he is intimidated by the man and he He's so embarrassed that he goes out and does this to his truck when no one is there.

Looking at this is quite sinister Clark Kent doesn't take revenge on people in petty ways like this. The first time I saw this movie I really thought this guy was going to try to punch Clark in the face and then break his hand or something. Then Clark would be embarrassed and apologize and I don't like to imply that I can write these scenes better because I'm not a screenwriter. I don't want to write a movie, but these are just alternatives that come to mind when I see them. something that doesn't feel right to me, this doesn't feel right for Superman now, about an hour into this movie, we see Clark accept his role as a superhero, but at this point we don't know anything about him as someone else. that the fact that he wants to do good, which is a trait that every superhero comes with, so it's not that special to see him fly for the first time without inhibitions, may seem cool, but it feels empty because we don't know. person and after he becomes Superman we don't have any scenes of him saving people or doing anything like Superman, like we can't see him being Superman, he skips the part where the superhero does superhero things and goes straight into battle final.

I'm not lying, this movie is basically an introductory flashback that leads to Superman becoming a superhero and then the final battle begins. This makes it even stranger in future movies when characters in this world see Superman as a hero because as far as I'm concerned I'm worried that he's a war criminal, the first thing he does when he reveals himself publicly is destroy the city, destroy the local 711, the local Sears, and the local ihop, and that kind of domestic terrorism would never be forgiven. Hell, sometimes getting the main hero right is as simple as understanding his parents or his mentors, and in this movie his father is so obsessed with Clark hiding his identity that he dies because of it.

Don't stop, my invincible son, don't save my life. A core value of Jonathan and Martha Kent is that they encourage. Clark uses his powers to help people, but in this film Jonathan Kent tells Clark that he should have let the children die instead of revealing his powers. What was he supposed to do? Just let it die. Maybe what you imagine Aunt May or Alfred saying? that, oh, you should let those kids die instead of revealing your secret identity and another way I think you can get people to like Superman is to make Lois Lane work, if you can do a superhero romance really well. , people will react well.

Look at Spider-Man and Mary Jane, people love those two together, but a lot of Spider-Man movies do a really good job of making sure the two lead actors have chemistry together, but this movie has more scenes of Lois doing Boring things. Better investigative journalism than scenes of her interacting with Superman, and I'm not saying her character has to be tied to Clark Kent at all times, but if this series wants us to feel something for them, we need to see them talk in some substantive way. for example, this is their first scene together, how romantic and it doesn't help that lois lane is probably the most boring character in the entire series, her lines are particularly bad, perry, come on, we're talking about me, I'm a winning reporter of the Pulitzer Prize winner who talks like that now you might be saying oh shady, you said it's okay for movies to change things in comics but sometimes you get mad when they make a change and I didn't think I'd have to explain it.

This directly, but I don't think some people understand it. I've always said that changes are good if they work in the context of that story. I always say I like how Mandarin has changed in Iron Man 3 because I think it's for that story. It makes a lot of sense, but I also said that I don't like the movie version of Civil War because to me the comic book version has a much more emotional meaning; It's a comic book story that took place over a much longer period of time and I think they should have done that with the movie version.

My general idea is that I'm open to change in a comic book movie if the change works. I'm not one of those people who immediately dismisses a comic. The movie because it is not accurate. The Aquaman movie is very different from the comics, but I think it's different in a way that works. This movie feels bad on every level because it doesn't make Superman better with any of these changes, the changes make him worse. so superman's girlfriend doesn't work superman's parents don't work and superman himself doesn't work zod works but that's not enough these characters don't act like real people so the movie fails if i didn't know anything about superman this could be a little more acceptable, but I think it does a very poor job of exploring this character and unfortunately this movie does nothing to convince people that Superman is not a boring character.

The only reason this movie isn't a dog is because it looks like a masterpiece compared to the next movie, so 4 out of 10 let's get to the real thing. I now think Batman v Superman is my least favorite superhero movie of all time. Everything I've ever criticized a superhero movie for is. present in

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v superman also, there are some things I didn't even know I hated until I saw this movie. Oh, and look, I get to see the final cut and an extra half hour of film. Thanks mom, you shouldn't have done that, so let's dive in.

Right then, this movie introduces us to Zack Snyder's version of Batman, which I've criticized a lot in the past. I mean, I guess I'd probably be a killer too if my dad was Negan. Now I should probably let you guys know that Batman is in fact my second favorite superhero and I fully believe that there are some things you should never change when it comes to

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number one batman doesn't use guns number 2 batman doesn't kill people number 3 batman doesn't use weapons to kill people, damn, Zachary Snyder somehow took Superman as a symbol of hope and optimism and turned him into an emotionless war criminal, so it's no surprise that his version of Batman gets rid of all the nuances and now I just reduce it to an angry man who hits.

If you're the type of person who thinks Batman should kill people because it's more realistic, that's fine, but you and I can't be friends if you think that way, his core value is that he values ​​life above all else because his world He was torn apart by a random act of violence and he wants to prevent anyone from feeling the pain he felt that day and when people call him an antihero they are actually completely wrong none of this definition has anything to do with Batman Batman is not an antihero, he works with cops, he doesn't kill people and does his best to save every life he can, even if it's someone evil's life, most of the time he's more of a good guy than Superman, but he's grumpy. so people just call him an antihero and if you say well he's a vigilante, he works outside the law, that makes him an antihero, well that makes everyone an antihero, Superman and Spider-Man are also antiheroes.

By that logic, Wonder Woman is an antihero, so that makes sense to you because it doesn't make sense to me? I think the Punisher makes more sense as an antihero because he does things that aren't good, like killing people. And I'm not really trying to control the superheroes. You can have different interpretations of the character, but I'm just saying that there are a lot of things about these characters that people don't know because the movies also get it wrong when we look at the spider. man and we accept the fact that he doesn't kill people because he's a cute, funny, nice guy, and if he killed people it would make us sad, but Batman is a grumpy old guy, so people just assume that he's supposed to murder people If you ask me, this mentality is pretty dumb and Zack Snyder is one of the people who thinks this way, so his Batman sucks and we haven't even started the movie.

Well, I'll be here all day, I guess now even though I just ranted like a madman about Batman. Let's accept the fact that this is the version of the character we are given for this movie. I think this version of Batman would see the destruction of the metropolis, he would get angry and swear to defeat Superman because, I said in the last movie that Superman is a monster and no one would side with him if this were the real world. I will at least say that it's good to see this movie open with a different perspective than what we saw previously.

I want You have to get everyone out of the building right now, wait, so you're telling me this guy just realized that evacuating is a good idea, bro, if I see the alien ship destroying the city two blocks away, my rear is already outside the building. I'm not dying for an unpaid internship at Wayne Enterprises, so at the beginning of this movie the story is pretty easy to follow. Superman made a mistake and committed a war crime in the last movie and now Batman wants to kill him and yes, you heard right. I said kill anyway now lois lane is doing something tough, super exciting, very fun to watch investigative journalism, are you a terrorist general?

What kind of journalists would ask that question anyway to show us that this isn't your mom's superman movie? jimmy olsen superman's best friend is executed by terrorists we just met this guy they lock him up immediately if that doesn't prove to you that zack snyder hates superman I don't know what to tell you man I can also tell you what this scene is for. I don't even know these people, well I guess it doesn't matter, we wasted all this time just to give Superman a guy to kill and yeah I said kill okay so it's implied that someone is trying to frame Superman and make him seem more violent than he is, but we already know, based on what these movies have shown us, that he is a violent person who kills people anyway, let's not worry about that, let's watch one of the many unintentionally funny scenes of the movie.

Good night, why does he keep crawling? the ceiling like spiderman so one of the things batman likes to do in this universe is use a cattle iron to brand villains like cows so that when they go to jail the other inmates know who they need to murder this kind of second-hand hints. The murder is exactly what I'd expect from this version of Batman, so to be honest, I'm not even that mad. If I get angry at every crazy thing this man does, I'll probably die of a heart attack. Also, Zuckerlex is a Just kidding, but he's the only thing in this movie that oozes life.

He's the only thing in this movie I can laugh at, so I honestly can't complain. Plus, we're now about 45 minutes into the movie and so far everything we've seen. There are people in desaturated scenes talking about how shit everything is. I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the most boring movie I've seen for this series so far. We have Lex Luthor trying to force a congresswoman to give him access to more kryptonite. even though he already has kryptonite, meanwhile, Superman is sad because people call him a murderer and Lois is sad because she's dating a murderer and while Batman is in his cave planning a murder, at least show me a murder so I can have something to complain about.

Oh, that's better, thank you. The strange thing is that in this movie both Batman and Lex Luthor want to defeat Superman. It would make sense to me if Zucker Lex or Bruce walked up to the other person and said, Hey, we don't like Superman. We are going to kill. him, but no, that can't happen because Lex also wants Batman and Superman to fight each other. You may ask why, well I can't tell you because I don't know anyway. Now Batman has a dream sequence where the world is taken over by evil Superman and this is where we see the dream Batman using a gun to kill people and people like to say "Oh well, look at the dream sequence, like this which doesn't really count and I'm not even kidding when I say that that's still too far away toI Batman is the type of person whose inner voice refers to himself as Batman.

The voice kept calling me Bruce in my mind. That's not what my name is. What is your name? Oh yeah, he's so deeply connected and dedicated to the crazy core values ​​of his that I can't see this and think it's beyond ridiculous. You may also notice that these dream sequences allude to future movies, even to the extent that the Flash literally appears to tell Bruce what will happen in the Justice League sequel. Oh, I forgot. that movie is never going to happen so these scenes don't matter I must admit it's pretty embarrassing so anyway now Superman is meeting the wife of the criminal that Batman killed earlier and yes I said kill because this movie is now trying to give superman a reason to hate batman now let me illustrate something real quick: this is a movie where batman is mad at superman because superman killed people, while superman is mad at batman because batman kills people.

Our heroes are just two hypocritical murderers who still don't do it. They don't learn their lesson in the end because the guy who made the movie doesn't think killing is bad, he thinks it's cool. I can stop right there, but we're only an hour into the movie and then we have a scene where Batman kills another guy. dozen people and yeah I said kill those guys they're definitely dead that guy's dead okay now these guys these guys might be okay oh wait no no they're definitely dead now if they weren't dead before, that will be enough.

These guys are the ones who die the most. These guys are the ones who die the most. um, you know, I tried to do it that way, um technique, uh, I tried to do it like, by proxy, I shot at the car that they're in. In the car explosion that counts as killing that's murder now you might wonder why I I'm focusing so much on how dark and violent this movie is, this movie seems to be trying to make us question the idea of ​​killing innocent people, if you're a superhero, look him in the eyes and ask him how he decides which lives count and which don't, So all the time the movie reminds you that killing is bad, but meanwhile Batman and Superman kill people. and not only do the events of this movie teach our heroes nothing, but the next Justice League movie is just fun, silly moments with jokes and booyahs, booyah when you compare how airtight the Marvel movies are to what crazy this is, it's like night and day, day versus night, shut up, we haven't gotten to that part yet, anyway, we're halfway to the misery olympics now and it's time for things start happening so Lex wants to get more kryptonite but Elastigirl says she can't have any more kryptonite so she hires one of Bruce's former employees who lost his legs during the final battle of the last movie so he can sue Superman for being evil.

Lex Luthor then gives that guy a cool robot wheelchair and then blows it up in the courthouse, killing everyone except Superman as well. I love Superman's reaction to witnessing the death of everyone in the courtroom, he doesn't seem to care much. Oh, and instead of staying to help the people who just got bombed, he flies away. You don't need to be a comics expert. knowing that Superman would never do that, oh, and this is something I just noticed now when editing the video, but there's a scene where Clark goes up into the mountains because he's really sad and he has a vision of his ghost father and now, for some reason, pog.

Kent is using a strange voice that he didn't use in the last movie people are afraid of what they don't understand your grandmother made me a cake she said I was a hero I don't know why this makes me laugh she sounds like a completely different person oh and given that we have to cram everything possible into this movie, Wonder Woman watches YouTube videos of all the other members of the Justice League so we can force some sequels and spin-offs, but hey, now Batman has the kryptonite, so He decides to build an Iron Man suit and a bunch of Kryptonite weapons so he can kill Superman, but wait because things haven't even gotten crazy yet.

Lex Luthor's multi-layered 4D chess plan also involves taking Zod's corpse, mixing it with his DNA and creating a monster, what are you trying to accomplish? I've said this before, but I really don't like it when a villain's plan is that he can anticipate anything because it seems like the plan is just dumb, what happens if elastigirl doesn't do anything? Of the things you told him to do, how does he know that Batman has a vendetta against Superman? How does he know that he even wants to kill him? You asked him? Did you call him on the phone?

What if Lois Lane just pushes you? this building after you kidnapped her and threatened to kill her, what if Superman doesn't save Lois this time? Also, how do you know that mixing your blood with an alien's corpse will resurrect it and turn it into a monster? Nobody told you. You might think that these questions would be answered in the extended edition, but they are not. He also tells Superman. Hey, I kidnapped your mom and you'll never be able to save her or I'll kill her. Why not just Superman? he goes save his mom, he could do it real quick, we saw him do it in this movie with lois lane before, I seriously feel like I'm losing my mind listening to this man talk, he wants to expose superman but he also wants to kill. him and also force him to do his bidding you can't have all that stuff you know whatever it doesn't matter it's time to fight it's time to have the battle that the movie is named after pow pew pew bion oh no batman is losing time with uses a smoke bomb to trick the man who has x-ray vision how stupid oh look now batman is winning because he farted on superman and this scene really reads like it was done by someone who he much prefers Batman to Superman pow pow bonk Batman wins the fight.

It's dumb, I'm not going to waste any more time on it, however, right before Batman uses the alien magic spear to execute Superman, the dumbest thing in the movie happens. Superman in his final moments refers to his mother by her first name, which makes Batman take notice. Oh my god, it's literally me referring to her mother by her first name, especially when you say your last words before they kill you. This is the only thing that stops Batman's murder quest in its tracks. He switches to being Superman's best friend so quickly I thought. I missed a scene where they actually made up.

All it took was for Superman's mom to have the same name. It's really the dumbest thing this movie could have done. Martha will not die tonight. Stop saying Martha. It just sounds bad now. Martha. Martha. Martha anyway, it's time for The only scene in the movie that I ironically enjoy. I've praised this scene before. I honestly can't hate it because every time I watch it I pretend it's a really quick Batman short where Batman beats up some guys and I think it's actually the only cool Batman fight scene in a movie, yeah it's being brutal, it's bordering on the line of what is and isn't murder, but I just need something exciting, okay please let me have this.

I also like getting his ass kicked. In this fight as if they use his cape against him, a guy tries to shoot him in the head, but I must clarify that I like this scene until he defeats the last guy in the room because after this great and well choreographed fight scene we remember. that this is a bad movie because batman ends the scene by using a gun to kill a man this is disgusting this is horrible in every way and even though the movie seems like it should end soon, we actually have 40 minutes left, so it's time Add a new villain in the last quarter of the film and this is officially where the film enters the realm of being too stupid to be forgiven.

This movie has officially become a bad video game. There's not even anything I can say about this. They just crash into each other and then Wonder Woman shows up and she crashes into him and then Batman looks because he's just a normal guy, her with you, I thought she was with you, what you met, her Batman, she's your friend, you are the one. who knows her, you know who she is, I also love that on two separate occasions we have characters say that the places they fight are abandoned strikers, an island east of the metropolis that is uninhabited, why did you bring him back to the city, the port?

It's abandoned because we can't make fun of this movie, please don't make fun of my movie, see that the final battle didn't kill any innocent people, but innocent people did die in that scene and in that scene and in that scene and in that scene and in that scene but not in the final battle so you can't make fun of me anymore oh and while this fight is happening lois literally leaves periodically almost dying lois leave how many times are you going to get yourself killed? It's kind of a joke how prone you are to danger, so to kill the video game, the final boss Clark goes and gives the final blow to the magic spear, tells Lois that he loves her and we don't feel a thing because they still don't. they feel like We're in a relationship because we haven't seen them talking to each other yet and we stop at quick zooms.

I thought we were done with that, so yeah, Superman totally dies, for real, not as a clickbait, and the civilians who hate him mourn his death. the guy who only knew him for an hour mourns his death, I failed him, buddy, you tried to stab him to death in a dirty warehouse, you weren't a friend, plus it's so funny that the newspaper says that Superman is dead and so is Clark Kent, a random guy that no one knows is also dead, so yeah, after Lex Luthor is exiled to the realm of never being able to appear in a movie again and Batman threatens to brand him like a cow and send him to Arkham Asylum to be murder just to remind you that Batman didn't learn his lesson anyway the movie is over and I feel dead inside.

I'm surprised that there are people who see this movie and like it because I'm not lying when I say that I hope to spend the rest of my life without it. Never watch this movie again, I hate it, I'm not lying when I say this movie is only given credit for a single fight scene and when I say this is my least favorite superhero movie, I'm still not saying it's the worst, Yeah. I get that this is becoming a joke at this point, but it's still not the worst superhero movie ever made, it's just the one I personally can't stand.

You can't even enjoy this movie as a joke and that's why I don't like it. I can watch Dardedevil and Catwoman any day because those movies are hilarious, they're basically comedies at this point Batman v Superman doesn't have any redeeming qualities, it's not fun to watch and that's why I personally hate it more and yeah, what really? With me is that while I personally hate this movie, it's still not the worst movie, so for now I'll give Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice a two out of ten foreigners.