Awkward Bill Burr vs Sarah Silverman Interview

I am not related to my next guest, but we fight like brothers, please welcome the brilliant comedian who I love very much but who drives me crazy. Bill Burr, great, no, we love each other, but we always fight, we fight, it's amazing, no, because I get on stage. and then you try to correct my jokes I don't try to correct you and if you said if the woman did this for so long but and I admit that I was not being aggressive mike it was a mike yes sometimes I read

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s with you and you talk about everything you hate and if you You add it all up you would understand me, but somehow we love each other, am I right in saying that I think you love me because every time we fight while I'm driving home?

I get a message from you that says: You know I love you right, oh my god, yes I love you, is it me? I've never said it, you know, I'm serious, well, my memory is not good, but no. I don't remember doing that. I'll show you what you say. Thank you. There are no text messages. They simply exist. Yes. I press save on my tags. I like to guide him after a while. What do you save it for? You delete the text. Yeah, oh, I never do because all of our. Friends die and then that's all you have left.

I will die. I'm awake. I kind of changed the last thirty and thirty. Yeah. Get something funny out of that. It is not good in the mother. Alright. I like you and I've always felt like you're frustrated with me I love you look at my posture right now I'm thinking, I mean, it's as much in this chair as it could be, I just feel like I can't really hang out and have a good time and you just like that. that intro was like you want that's eight this guy is an idiot but he came here that's how I heard it I think that's how you hear a lot of things you ever hear this yes it's hysterical it's historical I think the things that trigger you make you crazy and it can mean something like it comes from something from your childhood or something like that time bomb that was your father or things like that, that we are out of your control and you are not.

I don't like feeling out of control or having people tell you what to do. That's my theory. Emotional intervention. No, I'm trying to be. No, my big thing. I think I'm really working on my life. I'm trying not to blow up so much. It's like he has a bad temper, man, and I don't know how he likes it, it's just natural. I'm driving by here. I broke down like five times. This guy had the audacity to slow down and turn right onto the street he wanted. to continue and suddenly I found myself saying oh what does he really turn like high white, he turns so slow and then I talked myself out of it, it's like he probably lives on that street

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, yeah, the kids they could be playing outside the yard, so I got to the point where I still get angry, but I talked to myself afterwards, I don't know if that's better or I'm slowly going crazy, but the only thing I would say is that it's a train.

Well, I don't like being told what to do, no, my instinct is always you a little bit, yes, my instinct is this, but I come out like I went to this, it's so embarrassing. I went somewhere, I was in some airport and I don't remember what I ordered, it was avocado toast with salmon, so I ordered it and I stood there for about 15 minutes and I watched these plate people making it and then I just walked away. expired and then someone else came and it was like forever and I stood there and she got mad at me and started saying we just have to put it through the toaster like we have to take out the avocado twice. she started breaking the thing and I was standing there, I got so mad I already paid for it and a banana and I just said this.

I walked away still hungry and then I ate the banana and it was overripe and it was all mushy and I threw it away, they had thrown like 17 dollars at me and I just remember that I would rather be hungry and not have one more interaction with someone who described to me how to make toast of salmon and avocado and act as if they were serving. the foundation of a house and it's like I have I hate people I hate people who hate their job and especially a job and they cut themselves like that that's why you're here I had this job I crushed it I was a dishwasher I did it I was a cook, I did everything this, I crushed it.

I'm not saying this is the only skill this person has, but it's like you don't try because you think you know you deserve a better job when you get it. that you're going to be an arrogant asshole and it won't be fun to work for you I thought all that while having avocado toast I think we're no different but I could be wrong you feel like I feel like I have you found out and I just think you like me, you like me , but we can still be different, like each other, yes, I mean, as I like it, I don't like being told what to do, but I do like to change with the times or something like that, I really can't resist I feel like you resist a little more but in the end you change with the times okay, you have eyes surrounding me I tore out another eye I feel like with you there is this person that you want me to be so you keep telling me that I am this boy that I am not who is the boy that you think I think you're I don't know, I don't know who sent you those messages, post them, no I won't Okay, I remember driving home and you said, "You know I love you" and I said, "I love him too." .

It doesn't sound like anything to me. The way you just did it, this is one of my favorite

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s I've had. I had a great time, thank you, it's true. I liked how where to cut. Okay, how about this? Because it's strange. Thank you Bill Burr for coming to Haizi to Bill Burr and Theat, a maniac and Will Ferrell, look America, I know, I always say I love you. in the end but to be honest at first it was like a joke it was a bet I made with my friends and then they really fell in love with you good night