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I heard you have a terrible theory and I want you to say this, so your theory about Boston is let's wait until LeBrons is old, you don't want to be aggressive and get players. I didn't say that, what did you get misinformation? You say, why would you say I have a horrible theory without consulting me first? It's like you've already thrown me under the bus. Well, I understand. You have a big desk. I have a

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. Why do you sit in your bed morning after morning staring? we talk about nothing it could be because you are addicted to watching us talk about nothing like so many viewers about what are you going to say that could be wrong and remain the same so many Blake when it comes to LeBron James how many times is this?

The man contradicts himself, so your Christian background is part of the shower, yes, and he wanted to talk to you about Jesus afterwards, well, maybe he went too far, you know, as far as what they thought, maybe you were being disrespectful to him. The Christian religion is the reason I'm telling you that you have to leave, oh my God, respectful or just you, you were having fun with some of the crucifixes and things like that. I don't even know what, yeah, I mean, maybe we did two juries on That's right, exactly, don't you think the Catholic Church went too far beyond my caricature and listen, putting up with jokes?

I know this is a morning show, you can't mention all those crimes, you know what technologists just classify. to keep moving them, you know, like those orcas at SeaWorld that kill a trainer, then they'll move him to Seattle, they don't give them his background. I don't quite follow them, but I don't know what I'm talking about. about it being a morning show, I understand hey it lasted how long nine years one hundred episodes you left it I didn't cancel you okay well that's a big difference between being canceled and being number one okay sorry we'll be right back B the movie starts the B movie, we'll be back buddy, it made me think of you, well oh yeah you lost your dad on 9/11, yeah you know all the great movies.

I started crying, yeah, experiencing all the things you're experiencing with no one to talk to. to talk about it, yes, yes, you are loved by

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s, does that mean more to you? What would you say? Okay, I'll do stand-up for the next year. I'm going to bomb everywhere, but

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s will love me, which is more important to you. no I don't Bob I would take the no bomb options yes what are you writing? A man on a bicycle. You see that people need a bicycle. Why would I think of a guy as a god? That's okay, guys, I have a heavy foot.

There is a real stream of consciousness happening here, no, yes, it is called conversation, what is the worst place like a bomb, another very weak, weak

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, do it at 35, yes, in primary school, your comedy right now , that's right, you're about eight years old, come on. You judge that because your energy level is high, you're agile, I mean, dude, and what do you do? I'm not like an athlete. I'm going to explode and Achilles and I can't write a joke anymore. What do you do with all your time? I have the same amount of time as you.

Well, I'm working, you all used to. I mean, it's, gosh, they're going to need to work, though yeah, yeah, what do you think? your ideal life doing nothing you came out with a yeah we did it it was just fun yeah we let me have sex throw everything away man it was great so no we had asked you are you from Southie no that's a question of goodwill that I have answered for 15 years since that movie came out are you good at math? You like apples? where did you play the police officer in Breaking Bad? Breaking Bad thank you I wasn't a cop and Breaking Bad They shaved my head on my first question, you didn't do your research, you were so busy worrying about this matching this and now look at you, I lived in a city in the safe suburbs, Saugus, wait, Are you really beautiful, Crawford, yeah, I wasn't a cop, I was a part of, I was like a hustler, a hustler? man, yeah, I was stealing money, I stopped a train, but I was on Breaking Bad, right, yeah, I was kind of a big show, okay, I got nervous, you know, pretty good, but why respond to someone who's being negative to you on Twitter because it's funny?

I don't do any bias humor. I don't know why you think you think humor is about prejudice. A lot of times yeah, you should probably watch a little more of what I do because no, I don't have any. of that, well, give me an area, you know, look, wasn't it? We had a good exchange there and then the thing is you hit me with another specific, the key to your work is specific things, the worst thing an interviewer can do is say only talk about yourself and then the person he doesn't know, if the person doesn't know, because you give everyone about three minutes, just come in and tell them you told us a few minutes and you can interrupt your question for me.

If I were your boss's boss, I would fire them, you come back and tell them they're fired. Can you be fired in Sweden or not? The government will not allow it. This is the same. Five out of five are afraid to do it. one hmm, right, yes, but I did most of the work. Can women be funny? Yes, of course, some people have a hard time saying yes, so there are a lot of angry young men on the Internet who are like women. Could you guys grow up and just? sit down and write your own nonsense and think about it slowly, well I'm an entrepreneur, I'm an expert and as you note, it doesn't make a difference if you have a dick or you're fine, just do what you want to do and hopefully people will respond to this .

Now there was a dispute between producer Simon Chow and he killed Bruce Lee and then years later he killed Brandon Brandon, do you think he's a complete? I don't like the wait you said. It's okay, it's not like that, listen man, you've been on the show several times, you've been beaten several times, oh we've

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lost, that's the law, my word of the day, make up, how about how about that 100 v8? Is that better? you say bloviate, we get it because you didn't know until I first said you don't. I got it from one of the words where you get your ass off oh that's what you do man it's okay thanks for nothing Google what I wanted to show you is how easy it is to see yourself and other streams live on your tablet, on the computer, on the computer, yeah, go ahead and press play there, okay, so simple you see your face, oh yeah, it's me with a huge fat face, yeah, I didn't want to, no I wanted to be the one to say it, yeah, I've been having a lot of problems, my doctor said he's not a very nice guy, he said, open your mouth and say a grunt, yeah. they need to get better insurance, snort insurance, he called me a fat pig, well I mean no one is going to disagree with him, oh sorry I have an acid tongue.

The problem was that you said these comments. I do. I'm trying to find out. Won't you lower your voice? Lower your voice. You're not talking to her. You're going to give me the respect I deserve. Don't talk to me like me. I'm a man, go ahead. I have a problem with what he said. I'm trying to figure out how in God's name I ended up with you. Steve Max. Well, clearly.