Aubrey Plaza is really WEIRD and...AWKWARD. I love it!

thank you this is the best day of my life i will kill myself tomorrow where are you from originally i'm from wilmington delaware wilmington delaware i don't know, i don't know many people from delaware thank you yes and when i was in the hospital they kept asking me how old i was and my boyfriend, much older at the time, was there with me and every time they asked me how old I was, I said 16, which was the only number I could say, I don't know. why and uh and he would go she's not 16 she's 20. and here we go how old are you? yes, yes, well, eventually I spoke, I spoke, I spoke, I spoke again.

I'm talking about your handling of Twitter. Wicked witch why evil witch because I like it um, no I don't know because why I feel, why do I feel like you're my daughter? If I'm going to be in this movie, I'm going to play the girl who has sex with Robert De Niro because that's what I want to do, yeah, thank you. for being here no, yeah, that's not the right answer, that's hard, thanks for being here, yeah, uh, my mom has all my baby teeth in her underwear drawer, seriously, yeah, she kept all your baby teeth and put them in your underwear drawer, yeah. she never told me that but i found them there once so now i know yeah i keep finding these bites all over my body and i don't know where they come from.

I spend most of my days wondering where this is, oh that's right. there it's right there, I mean, it's a bite, uh, don't stop doing that, I started shooting on Thursday, but I was

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where are you going recently, just Atlanta, Georgia and um, yeah and yeah, so you know if this He doesn't curse him. I hope they don't fire me. You're from Delaware. You were just named the most famous person in Delaware. That means you beat Joe Biden. I know it was a vote. No. It was like an online vote. Don't know. No, I didn't ask for this, I heard it, I heard Dr.

Heimlich about the Heimlich maneuver, yes, Henry Heimlich, what's up? I beat you, saved millions of lives and you still win number one. Yes, we are number one in everything. Thanks for coming. Look at everything, oh, thanks now, you know? You know Howie? I know, yeah, you know, okay, so yeah, she was in the next dressing room, right, right, yeah, you're being too loud, yeah, I know. How are we? I can fold my tongue in half. You're going to Hollywood. Alright. I was just judging. There's actually a scene where you pleasure yourself. How do you approach that kind of scene that has to be kind of

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? filming on camera, how do I approach it mentally?

Or I just thought I was doing one thing and then when I showed up it was something completely different. I asked the director what I should do and she said: masturbate like it says in the script. a kind note from the director well yes, but I can remember I think I said thank you to the young man from Hollywood for this award thank you to all the young people um you old people, the old people can go alone, I'm going to live forever and then I left With that speech, how did it go? Just silence, there were a lot of young people there, a lot of young people, a lot of very young people there, so I don't think their parents appreciated it, oh okay, I did.

For me, I don't know why I did it, sorry, not the next question, it's about that speech. An elderly African-American man came up to me and said, "I have the same name as you." You don't, but then I looked it up and it was true, how are you? How are you having a good summer so far? Yeah, so many penises and since then I would say you know you've been on this show a lot. We have become friends, just say yes, if it's true, I won't sing to you. I'm sorry, is this embarrassing? Please don't do that again in Amy's name.

I would like to thank the devil and all the dark lords who don't. Did the devil give you this award? He allowed him to feast on the flesh of the enemy. Thank you all. Look at that beautiful photo. Look at the next dog where he put it. Don't look at it. They are both beautiful and perfect in my heart. He is a Dutch Honda. um and I know I'm saying it right um, how do you spell that? Okay, uh k-o-o-k, I don't know if you're on a diet or not, but I just decided I would eat less and cry.

Well it works, I don't know if you're interested, but I have a wizard. I dropped my wand. Something

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bad is going to happen, I think, but what is he? What is the magician? You see your drink of my water that could. I know the bad guy after one of the games, one of the girls I was picking on, she just walked up to me and punched me on the shoulder and told me on the way out and I thought she just got into a fight so just kidding. As an aside I just wanted to tell you how you think I look, you look tonight, you always look good, I like your white shirt, it's so unique, movies, yeah, I watch everything, everything, everything, oh yeah, so could you take, that one It's my favorite thing, sure, perfect, can we do it? that for a week yes not those curtains although not with those curtains not with the red curtain oh, then you can put that one in your pocket no thanks, borrow it yes, I did a lot of strange things in delaware um, I kept my main house in a box I'm sorry, I'm sorry you followed your main house in a box, yeah, what does that mean?

Yeah, well, the next day she was like, Hey, so you did that again and I'm going to get you, Miss G, because she was so popular now. First of all, don't you want to be? I do not want to be here. I'm very happy. You said you don't understand why you're here no, well I don't know, please watch the movie, that's me, dressed like a chicken, that's what a chicken looks like in your wine, yeah, that's chicken, well , I went to an all-girls private Catholic high school uh huh um hello sister Betty, so what's your strategy?

You're going to the red carpet this year. It is an intense environment. What is your strategy? How are you going to go? I'm just going to get as drunk as I can and deny deny deny oh I can't say that's really on TV I have to keep it real seriously I hope you're happy I hope you're happy that was so much fun thank you aubry that was

aubrey

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almost falling over with the fights yeah I was on a loop it was like in the house in other movies too and you had a stroke that's what I remember yeah let's talk about that again that's literally what my doctor said he said watch out , you could have another one.

You might have another one, but be careful, shoot, some ranchers, have fun, hello, I've been here, hello everyone, I'm Aubrey, I'm fun, I'm Aubrey, hello everyone, I'm flying a Marbury, it's a turtle, look here look you said look I'm looking up I thought that's what you said hey look up everyone I'm funny are you on a roof? why are you sitting here on the roof? Because when I talk I can't have the gun. They say it really doesn't look good, you know, I don't know, I don't know why it's disrespectful for you to be up there, yeah, I brought it right, so I brought that picture to show you so you understand how funny it was.

My girlfriend's great uncle was really scared and made me go up to him and explain that I was the white witch and there was nothing to be scared of. Yes, it was really fun. Yes Yes. police, that was very good, thank you those days and she said to me: thank you very much class and I said, okay, do you want to drink some water now because I'm really thirsty. I'm so thirsty. The way to do it is what we are. doing it everyone looked at me and it was like the way you're looking at me right now I just don't understand it because if it's cream colored there's nothing that involves chocolate you know if there are scars you know I still have scars It's hard to just sit here and Sleep with it under your pillow every night.

A question for all of you, how are you doing tonight? It's great just hugging each other. I feel like we're in a contest or something. Are you having a good night? We, you were here last year. I know you guys constantly come out and support the Trevor project. She's actually having some good real human moments. I want to take him home. Yes please. We have a clip here from the movie, uh, what can you tell us to help us with the clip? This is right before a dinosaur is about to eat me. This is from a clip from the movie.

Safety is not guaranteed, yes, keep in mind that there is a difference between actors who are in movies and movie stars and I think aubry is a movie star and I think he's very easy like a Best Buy guy, yeah, yeah, every time I go to Best Buy, I do really well there, Best Buy Kohl's Gold, clean at Kohl's and I was really obsessed with Judy Garland when I was in high school and I used to make her memorize facts about Judy Garland so that when we were in audience could be like Renee what year Judy Garland died and she would go to 1969, yeah, so I.

I heard you hit your dressing room back there or not the rest yeah, uh, it's better to just watch it, I can't really explain what happened, right, okay, let's look at it, don't look at my underwear, this is what's up with this you