Animal Heart Taste Test

today we eat our

heart

s let's talk about that good mythical day happy Valentine's Day according to the ancient Greek philosopher Selena Gomez the

heart

wants what it wants and today our heart wants to eat hearts and what better gift to give on this truly romantic Day to all of you , mythical beasts, so a heart of beasts, try now hearts are a delicacy, people all over the world enjoy them, we don't tend to enjoy them much here in the United States, but maybe we are just missing something, let's find what have. It's gone It's time to shoot the heart It's on our plate Can we give the hearts the right name?

We have the Cupid brothers here with the day and they will deliver

animal

hearts to our mouths. Oh, I never knew there were two. of them and there are two of them they are a rambunctious bunch the tools we have to see if we can identify which

animal

the heart came from could be any animal right and the loser who doesn't get as many right as the winner this is how we determine that yes, I'm going to having to wear your heart on your sleeve and I mean literal hearts on literal sleeves, you'll see, it'll be unpleasant, okay let's look at some brands, okay, bring it on.

The shape of a heart is not that special and you earn it. It is black. It was better than raw. It is marinated. Mmm. It doesn't smell bad. It doesn't look like a piece of steak. Are you going to fill yourself with heart? okay hmm it still has a rich flavor a rich flavor under that marinade it still

taste

s like an organ that blood oh this is going to be very difficult for me there are just things man it's difficult because I think it's blood pumping without muscle don't think about it no just like a piece of steak Think of it like this piece, it

taste

s a little bit like blood, yeah, also think about what animal it could come from because I'm here because it's big.

I'm going to try to swallow it now, okay, this is well marinated, props for the marinade guy. Okay, that's the biggest marinade you'll ever do. I'm ready to make it, so I boiled it for safety and then marinated it for flavor. Thank you. Are you ready, yes, three, two, one, yes, let's fart. We both said yes, right, yes. the bat, it looks like a steak, yeah, it was heart shaped, okay, more hearts for us, okay, bring it, okay, this one, oh, this one has a distinctly matching ear smell, oh, I'm telling you, It's okay, I just want power.

I just take a little, oh God, similar in consistency, but better tender, so you know it's not the whole heart, if you're now learning that hearts with shaped letters like this aren't real hearts, well, you're just learning these. they were cut from a larger heart this one had much better flavor than the previous one this is a good heart mm-hmm this is the best heart I have ever had mm-hmm I love this heart what a heart what tastes good what characteristics would it have an has an animal that It has a good tasting heart and why would it be better than a cow that's the question because it flies high bro you think this is a damn bird heart yeah what kind of pterodactyl what kind of bird that's the whole heart that is shaped like that man, what kind of hearts can you get?

It's this black market, okay, okay, here we go, three, two, one, dig, this is a yak, damn, yak. ​​I was going to say: deer, yaks fly, yes, they fly off cliffs if they make a wrong turn, yes. They do, I could definitely tell, I mean, how big of a heart do you think, what kind of bird were you thinking, a duck, yeah, I said, yeah, a duck's heart is probably the whole heart is probably that big, oh , I'm going to win big. ducks, okay, bring it, oh, okay, okay, now this is a full heart, you can see the cameras, yeah, I think just so you know, this is like a sighing duck heart, so the duck could be a good guess before we even eat it.

I might have some trouble, look at that, you might, well, I can tell I'm eating a whole heart too because there's like chambers and pieces, oh I can taste the flutter, but you know what it actually takes a little bit more like a low flight. like locked rotten is a Cooper that is going to swallow this is not so bad for me really the cow and it still tastes worse than this is just horrible how can you like this? I didn't say I liked it, yeah, the cart, on the other hand, really, really good, okay, it's ready to fly, let it fly down your esophagus, okay, okay, three, two, one, geez, doctor, It's a chicken, duck, the heart will be much more watery, right?

Yes, they spent the brisket is not always on the wire, okay? you take the initiative, yeah, okay, we're, oh, this one looks greasy, this is a big heart, the same marinade using all these arrows, my brother Cupid just gives me the air, no, really, hey, you shoot it Right into my hand, can you just run back? Come on, you don't want a minute, it's a metal fork, this is good again, this is Jack again, yeah, we're back to something you know, there's an itch in the pen - oh wow, it's not good, yeah , oh wow, really just oh yeah, the corral is coming, make way, this is definitely coming from an animal that provides us with something other than the heart that we normally eat, how do you do a good job of not throwing up?

I'm constantly on the verge of throwing up. too, but you can't guess it unless you swallow it, that's the rule and I want to get this over with, it's not the marinade or something is wrong with this animal, yeah, what does this animal do to taste like this? I know, I know what this is. Is it natural or not? I don't know how, but it's like making a heart-to-heart connection with this animal. Everything I've had of this animal has that flavor that permeates it mm-hmm, I think. we're thinking the same thing I guess so, I'm going to keep chewing but yeah, three, two, one, it's a lamb, oh yeah, you know, come on, team, an EP, remember, a goat is an evil sheep.

It didn't taste bad in that flavor. It's evil because I just try it Nastya, are you saying I have a point because it's an evil sheep? No, no, it's not an evil lamb. Go prepare it. You were a cannibal where there is no evil. I'm not going to give you a point for that. this is brilliant they all start to look the same this is another bigan it is i mean this is just a wall that's the thickness of the wall of one of the chambers this is going to ruin my valentine's night alright here we go I'm chewing all this only on the left side of my mouth so that my right cheek and teeth area can be free of the heart, you played like you were going to tell your wife to make out with you and you would only go to the right side if necessary . don't read the left side, you disgusting man, your romantic talk is weird, there's no tongue involved on Valentine's Day night, that's private, man, okay, maybe it's just me, this is horrible, oh, this It tastes like a swamp animal, it tastes like an animal that lives in the swamp, but it can't, it can't be because it's too big.

I know this is a big animal. Could it be a panda? Yeah, you wouldn't do that, would you? Yeah, I think we'd be in a lot of trouble if we were eating panda hearts, that would be like a way to make everyone hate you, right? I'm ready to guess, I'm going to take a chance here since I'm down, okay, an alligator, ooh, it's an elk Elkin a yak, go over those three letters and the big beasts, okay, so it's three to one, you don't stand a chance to win unless, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, I say that this round, this last round is worth three points, brother, look.

I'll take it, it's anyone's game, yeah, bring it, that's how a sport should work, oh that's thick, it's just that you're the cross section here. I don't want more hearts. Can I just walk away? Can I just say? that I will leave all the animal hearts to the rest of the world I have no problem not eating them but I will do it I prefer to eat a heart than another organ I will say that it is better than the liver it is better than those other things like kidneys, they are eyeballs, it is solid meat , you know, man, now I know from this laugh, they were probably for taste, they were, they were for taste, but this one's not bad, it doesn't taste bad, it tastes a little fluffy to me, what could they put at the end of this thing?

Once they tell us what it is, we are like a man. I can't believe I ate that beast's heart. Yes, it must be a large animal. They have access to I don't think they would a panda, weren't they? they were human it's a red meat it's good I'll continue I'll say it's good this is a good heart mm-hmm something good Heart animal print, so it's a friendly animal, no gay meanness, so I feel like this is an animal that has right, it's now a domesticated livestock animal that's been bred for consumption because it's got all the bad gay stuff removed from it, so I think I think I know what I mean mmm, okay, lame guess, but wisteria, yes, it was not pink, no.

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