Gross Animal Food Taste Test

today we break the

food

chain let's talk about that good day mythical happy international wear a white shirt with the little design repeated all over the day we don't forget it, no, we look like two nurses in a rehab center in Malibu, okay, welcome Jonathan, Yes you are. You will have a lot of fun here we will also cut your hair, okay, in unison, to survive on this planet you have to eat and usually bigger things eat smaller things. It's called the

food

chain. You have to figure out where you fit well here. we are humans sitting on top and sitting here from this point of view we can play eat it or eat what it eats okay this is how this will work we have an

animal

down here and then we have what is eaten down here and in each round one of us is going to ask the other a question and that question has an answer which is an

animal

which is it, if you answer the question correctly you can choose if you want to eat what it is but what it eats and if it is wrong, the other person can choose, but none of us have any idea what's underneath any of these.

I'm expecting some surprises because I know them, but I have no idea what's underneath, let's start with the first round. okay link you're up first here's your question mm-hmm a normal adult in white has 42 teeth a goat b-dawg sea alligator adult adult how many teeth do I have? no alligator has much more than that a dog or a goat, wouldn't you feed their dog? I'm going to say goat, you're wrong, the link is b-dawg, I know them well enough now to know that they didn't get a real dog that I wouldn't. that everyone loves dogs, so I think it's a variation of the dog, her barber is missing, no, she's not and that's why I'm going to choose him well, let's see, ha ha, dog, ah, hot dog, I said, what?

What do dogs eat, puppy? cookies bro right, let's go to one of these in high school to impress noise would see a breast no, I was like, I'm sure this is going to work. I remember how could I forget, it's not bad at all, you could say it's as good as a hot dog. finish that shot of milk, you don't have to eat the other one, which means everything, ha ha, I'm bi, well, you know, I mean, look, you took a bite, I took a bite, that's the rule , we each take a bite, ooh, yeah, okay. now, to the bone waste, your question, Brett, the average, what can run 30 miles an hour, a chicken, an ostrich or see a bear, excuse me, uh, I think it's a bear or an ostrich because I know they both can run faster than humans, but I.

I think a bear goes faster than 30. I'm going to say ostrich. The correct answer is bomb. Oh, Haley, I thought they could go faster than that. Hmm, so do I want to eat a bear or do I want to eat what a bear eats berries? anything, then I'll eat the bear claw, what cute guys, miracle, look what I have here, there's no famine, I'm glad and I'm like this, you're fine with that Tyler, I mean, it's raw salmon, boil it for safety , boil it for safety. in your mouth I mean I would like a little soy sauce I like a little wasabi but I'm not going to complain about it I can live one day as a bear mmm I would have complained so I saved you the link to the third round your question It's a blank Sheds her skin completely about once a week A lizard B frog Sea snake Once a week Sheds weekly Frog has no skin Didn't I say that?

I'm going to say lizard well, I'm going to say frog was the response raagh no, the frog sheds its skin once a week once a week now listen, I know you're not going to keep making these cute little replacements for things, I mean, eventually it will be underneath, there will be a frog and a frog feels like the kind of thing that would be under there now I've eaten frogs I didn't care I don't care about them again so but what if frogs eat frogs eat bugs? I'd rather eat a frog than a bug, I'm picking it up, oh my god, frosted bra, and I'm doing it here, it may not look like a frog, hold one of those, ooh, it's making some kind of polka stencil, okay, let's see What do I have, okay, mosquitoes, oh yes, frogs eat flies. one of these little dry flies I think this is better than what you have yeah, I'm going, I'm going to go for the femur, what does it

taste

like?

Not bad, I'm not bad at all, it's actually pretty good to season properly I would love that these flies are small I'm going to delete this, okay, yeah, flies, man, damn,

taste

less, odorless, it's like eating a little piece of unimportant fluff, they're not bad, okay, sign me up for the fourth round, it's worth a raft. a white man gets up and sits down an average of 14 times a day he is a cow a turkey or a lamb counter here lamb no one would count how many times a turkey got up he is down I know it's like who is going to count a turkey doing something like that all the time world has to do something I think it's the cow man like he's a cow it's not the kind of thing you'd tell why what but why I don't know I just feel strongly that as a cow you're right, he's a killer Oh fourteen times a day , you know what I think it's pretty easy to tell you that I like Cal and that's why I'm going to choose Cal, oh oh, we've been saving those cow tongues while the "what's up my sleeve" episode is because of that.

It's blue, my goodness, well, you're going to bite, know that tongue, your friend, weed, I mean, that'll be easy, that's what it was, it was his, a weak ground remainder juice that you don't trade, mmm, oh , so should I use what part of the cow could I use? You know, you didn't think, I mean, I was imagining a ribeye, I was imagining the cheeseburger, I didn't know what was underneath, but I don't know if it's going to be easy to drink, but let's find out, oh, how difficult. Drink wheatgrass in the meantime, I have a foot long tongue over here.

I'm going to drink all this so you can find a way to swallow some of it, okay Chucho, well, well, forks won't work, that's horrible, why? "Everyone I think my tits will be able to get through this. It looks like an elf shoe. It looks like look. It looks like an elf will put his foot in there. Oh, God, that's the part I have to get to because I could." I could chew on this part all day. I'm not getting anything out of it, oh my God. I basically just French kissed a dead cow. That's unpleasant.

I'm going to stick my hand in here and he's going to like how they didn't give it to you. an IKE or something, yeah, I'm like a man who just found a cow, I can't look at that man, okay, I don't think that's going to be bad, that's good, it tastes like roast beef there, really in serious, do you want? some don't like something that talks they don't talk man, well you know I need to say Narnia, not just to smell it, roast beef, man, yeah, well I think I conquered that thing in the fifth round, it's getting real now link, a baby flicker is called a kit, rabbit, quail, see ox, I was thinking covered, but I was thinking KitKat haha, there is no KitKat under any of these rabbits, quail or oxen.

I had never heard this before. I think if I were a rabbit, I would have heard it. so I'm going to say everyone play. I'm going to say that it's actually raining oh, it's mm-hmm little boy, little boy, so you choose whether you want to eat the rabbit or the carrot well. I'm worried that this is a rabbit is hungry like a rabbit's eye, rabbit liver or something, and I know that rabbits are vegetarians, so I'm going to stick with what the rabbit eats, ah, you got balls, man, There is corn there, can I eat the corn?

Well, no. You will eat apple, you have to eat a handful of balls, okay? Oh, we already ate it, yes, Robert, what's the taste? Rabbits taste horrible, it just doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would offer you anything, it just feels like a ball of grass. that someone chewed I'm going to see what I have to go out to eat with a rabbit you've made me nervous oh okay this is far away man this is just a small purchase action I'm going in all of you put salt and pepper on this Oh, so with that it will be Susan the rabbit, but no, the couch in no house looks good, hey, fried chicken, it's white meat, man mm-hmm it must be a white rabbit hmm, luckily, why catch it?

Follow him through the hole. that's your esophagus hmm you know what I'll leave you sprinkle it with a little of this I love this kind of thing lady what's wrong with you? maybe route 6 is ok are you ready? I'm a target, don't overeat it only. eat until he is full, is he a pig, a horse or a whale? I think there's a myth about pigs eating, oh, if you leave a pig alone with food, I'll eat it until it explodes and it seems like that just dispels that myth, so I'm going to go with Pig, sure yeah, you got right how you're trying to talk me out of that mmm listen, I've been here long enough to know some things, this is late in the game, so now I'm going to give I like pulled pork, oh, we're bringing you some barbecue, it will be like pig liver or something I hate and then pigs eat garbage, they choose.

I'm between a pig and some garbage. I feel like trash will be the way. to go let's see what it is bye um ooh that's sloppy you were right look at that ooh you know what you can eat that let me let me see what this is oh ah is that a snail ninja pig no oh damn all of you oh my god okay just tell me some of the things that are there. I'm sure it's not this heaven, look that tracker man smells horrible, guys, he's a healthy man, they were easy on you, it's like fermented, take your time because I.

I'm sitting here, okay, I'm going to see if I can take this spoonful, fork, ah, what's the texture, it's got so many textures, you're getting sloppy, mmm, what a thing, I keep hitting something new, it's like go. on a dig, yeah, that's what pigs do, man, it's a world of discovery every time they dip their snout into a watering hole, I'm a paleontologist exploring my own mouth, pig intelligence, okay, I don't know how to do it this applies? Am I going to do it here? Just cut off the front part. Just get a nice little cube that's for you.

Oh wow, it smells good. We'll go on vacation after this man. We will use these shirts that we will be hanging. next to a pool, uh, I can't, I can't put it on and start chewing, chewing Joe to, to, to, do it, so we'll go to the islands next, yeah, we'll go back to Malibu all the way. from the rehab center we work at will work, we'll see how Jonathan does, we like to see the dishes, welcome to you Jonathan, we hope you had a good day tonight, Jonathan, we don't have a pig, we have a pig's snout, We have pig snout on the menu. part of a 30 day cleanse starts today with pig snout and only pig snout followed by a dessert of pig slop.

I mean, if you consume just this for 30 days, oh, you'll be a new man, ah, oh, you can do it, Jonathan, ah. can you do it mm-hmm tell me what it tastes like gelatinous ah my friend Claire for John yes yes that's nothing oh my breath Oh ping pong it's at 7 p.m. Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, do you know what time it is, hello and I imagine I wouldn't buy insurance from you. Be sure to check out tomorrow morning's episode of Good Mytical Crew on this channel to see the adventures the team went through to prepare. good morning mythical this week and click on good mythical more where a Mother's Day honor Rhett is going to make the treats his mom made for me Oh, before we have a winner, congratulations to the fertile crayon, but you win a Custom GMM when Purple Crayon Turns Black uses a gas station bathroom.

I bet they never accidentally like the key that's inside when they leave. Yes, the purple crayon turning black probably gets you back to the cash register like a boss. My friend made this parola jelly pudding and that was your whole meal. I just want, just to remember old times, I just want you to have a bite as a friend, that's what you have, a little fight, just a little bite.