Guess That Exotic Sausage Taste Test

- Today we

guess

that

sausage

! - Let's do that. ♪ (musical theme) ♪ Good morning mythical! Thank you for making us part of your daily routine. We

test

things so you don't have to. Occasionally. Even today, where our whole place smells like

sausage

! If it does. But we don't know what type of sausage it is. Why are we doing this now? Well, it's October and that means Oktoberfest. Here's a little history lesson. Oktoberfest simply means that there was a king who married a princess back in 1810 in music, no, in Munich, Germany. He invited everyone to celebrate and they did.

And since then they have celebrated it there and in other parts of the world. Here's America basically just means, "Let's get together, drink beer, and eat sausages." Today we are going to do the sausage part to celebrate Oktoberfest. This is a very simple game, where we have six, count 'em, six sausages, and we're going to... I don't know what these sausages are and I'm not excited about them! - Let's just do it. - We're going to put these blindfolds on... - I like sausages in general. - You're not going to like these. But something tells me I'm not going to like these sausages.

If the smell is any indication, they won't

taste

very good. But that's how it works. In each round we have to

guess

what type of animal it is, "aminal", whether it is a mammal, reptile, amphibian or bird, and then we have to guess the species. You get one point for getting the type of animal and then you get one point for getting the species, which we think will be very difficult. So... - Now it's time to play: (Link) Guess that sausage! Each sausage will be placed on the patented sausage board, which looks a lot like the pizza board, but is sold separately.

Well, it's the same. - He only has one sausage. - Sold separately. - Very good, are you all masked? - I'm masked. I can not see anything. But my

taste

buds are ready for sausages! - (boxing ring bell rings) - (Rhett) First round! (yak braying) Bring the sausages on the sausage boards. Oh, I think it fell to the ground. Do you want me to find it with my hand? (Álex) No. - That's how it is done, Álex! - (crew laughs) - Okay, I just got it. - MMM. It's cooled down a bit. Hmm. Slim Jim style...

For all odd-numbered rounds, I'll guess first, and then for even-numbered rounds, you can guess first. I'm going to say, based on taste, that this is a mammal. Mmmmmm. Definitely four legs. And I'm going to say this is a buffalo. - Oh, are you going to say buffalo? - MMM. Yes. It tastes like buffalo to me. (makes a click) - What are you saying, friend? - Honestly, I was thinking this. - I'm not saying this because you said it. - Oh, come on. I will be more correct. I'm going to say he's a bison. - This is a bison sausage. - Well, that's the same.

Technically, they don't make buffalo sausage. - (crew member) Alright, ready for the answer? - Yes. - Slim Jims! - (crew member) It was a yak. - (bell rings) - (crew member) Then you both get - one point for guessing the mammal. - Hey, but listen, man. They are domesticated and hairy cattle! We should celebrate it. High tens! (Team laughs) You weren't going high enough to hit dozens. - Yes. I went half dozen. - Wow, guys. Well. Did you start with a yak? Where do we go from here, guys? - (boxing ring bell rings) - (Rhett) Round two! (the bullet camel) There's something else you're reading right now that we don't know what it is yet, and we're going to have to try it and hopefully not let our minds take over and make us want to do it. yak! - Oh!

Damn it, Alex! - (crew laughs) Can you... Warn a guy! Is there another piece? He tried to shove it up my nose. I just moved on...I have a professional here. Wow, I already ate this. - (Alex) We're up! - Well. -(Alex) his mouth is small. - (crew laughs) That's not bad. (makes a clicking noise) This is salty. Hmm. Salty. That's a clue. This is some kind of fish. Is that your assumption? No. I think it might be an ocean creature. There is a lot of grain and spices here. - Something is being covered up. - (crew laughs) Okay, I'm going to stop eating seafood, because it's not seafood.

I'm going for snake. I think it's a reptilian snake. Well, if you get the snake right, we'll count it. I'm going to say this is a bird. But it seems that this bird can no longer fly. This bird has lost the ability to fly. It's an ostrich! - (crew member) Well, it's a mammal. - (bell rings) - Oh. - (crew member) And it's a camel! - Oh! - Argh! I just ate camel! - The camel and the ostrich are very similar! - (crew laughs) Camels are not made to be eaten. They are made to transport things, which are going to be eaten! - It did taste like a water hump - a little bit, now that I think about it. - That's what I was trying!

Yes. It tasted like desert. - (boxing ring bell rings) - (Rhett) Third round! (The alpaca appears) Oh. That's a big one! Uh oh. This one has some granular stuff. Wow, this is filling! Abundant! Is this a heart? - (makes a clicking sound) - It's... Wow, it's... - it's dense. - That's my technique. You can steal it if you want. You say like: (makes a click). (making clicking noises) Come here, sausage! Tell me what you are, sausage. (makes a click) Come on! It starts to taste a little different. (makes a click) This is a mammal. (clicks) I'm telling you, I think this thing can fly.

This thing has never flown, man, unless it's been transported on a plane. - I'm going to say that this is a gazelle. - I think... - He has horns. I try the horn. - (crew laughs) Hm. Antelope. This is an ant-a-lope-ay (Spanish accent). Well. So are you saying mammal? That's your first part. Yes, I'm saying bird. No! Mammal. - (crew member) Okay. You are right. - Wait! Oh! - (crew member) It's a mammal. - Yeah! And is it an antelope? - (crew member) It's an alpaca. - (bell rings) Oh! I can taste the weight I carried.

So, it's a hairy camel. Wow. They have some weird stuff! - (boxing ring bell rings) - (Rhett) Round four! (pig grunts) Okay. Here we go. - Wow! - (shaking) I've tried this before. Yuck. There's something that keeps breaking out. There's a flavor that keeps showing up, as well as something physically that keeps showing up. This is an animal that should only be eaten in sausage form. - This is, um... - (Rhett makes clicking noises) Wow. That really breaks it. I'm really feeling islands. I know what this is. I'm talking about a trip to the Galapagos. This is reptile.

This is a reptile turtle. - This is a turtle, man. - (Rhett laughs) This is like the fucking giant Galapagos tortoise. I was going to say that this is also reptilian. But this is not a turtle. - This is a turtle. - That? (crew member) Well, I'm sorry to say you're both wrong. - (crew member) It's a mammal, more or less. - (bell rings) (crew member) It's pork blood sausage. Emphasis on blood. - Ugh! - Is that the fourth round? (Gagging) - (Boxing ring bell rings) - (Rhett) Fifth round! (snake hisses) - How many rounds are there? - Six. (Link) Really? (makes clicking noises) A ​​little slower on that.

This one is gelatinous. But there are many layers. (makes a click) - This tastes like pizza. - (the crew laughs) - That's right, right? - Yeah! It tastes like a pizza combo. Boy. I need to swallow this before you tell me what it is. - Go ahead, guess. - Well, it has to be... I know how you guys think. You like to escalate things. It has to be crazier than blood sausage. I mean it feels, tastes like a bird. No. No. You're right. Flying. But this is a bat. This is a mammal. This is a fucking vampire bat.

This is the opportunity for one of us to walk away. I didn't tell you that the consequence is eating a horrible sausage, the whole sausage at the end. So, the pressure continues. (makes a click) Wow. I really want to say that... I'm going to use reptile again. I feel like there's something that has to be a reptile. And I'm going to say that this, my friend, is the snake. Rattlesnake, to be specific. - This is a mammal. It's a bat. - (the crew laughs) What are you laughing at? - (crew member) Well, it's a reptile. - Oh, snap! (crew member) It's not a rattlesnake, but it is a python. - Yes, ho!

One and a half points! - (crew member) one and a half points for Rhett. Yeah! (shaving) Guess what! I tried a python! - (boxing ring bell rings) - (Rhett) Six rounds! (the bull snorts) - Uh. God, talk about soft. - (crew laughs) Uh. (makes clicking noises) Come here, little one! Come here. Tell me what you are! Yuck! Yuck! I don't know what it is, but I'm afraid it's crazy. Are you afraid it's crazy? I think this is from a cow... I think... Oh, no, guys. - I think this... - Do you think this is a

test

icle?

I think this is a cattle testicle. It tastes like it's hanging down there. - (crew laughs) - You know what? You've never been more right about anything in your life. You can't copy me! No! I took a stance. You can't copy me. Alright. Give your ending. You better guess something else. Oh my God. Uh... Come on, man. I mean, just so we can make this interesting. Because I think you're right, that it is a testicle. I'm going to say it's an octopus testicle. - That? Well. - I'm kidding. I'm going to say it's a mammal. But I'm going to say it's Mountain Oyster.

It's a pig testicle. (crew member) Okay, so we have Link's mammalian and cattle testicles. (crew member) And mammal, Rhett's pig testicle. (crew member) Which means Link got it right! - (bell rings) - Yahhhh! - (team member) Taking total scores... - (arches) Ew! I just saw it! It looked... It looked like an oyster! (crew member) Rhett, with 4.5. Link with four. I knew you guys were going to... That's not a sausage! I have never seen such a trap! But you still have to eat more testicles because you lost. - I missed? - (Rhett) Yes. - I just won! - I understood the mammal correctly. - (groans) - (crew laughs and applauds) What?

Alright. Get it out here. - Let me see that thing. - I mean, you're not going to lower it. I can't download it. (spits) God! - Again, trying things... - You know what? Well, here's the deal. - Then it is not necessary. -Link will eat testicles in Good Mythical More and also some members of the team, because that was his idea. (groans) Thanks for liking and commenting. You can support the program by visiting lynda.com. You can learn all kinds of things through video instructions (Spanish accent). Video edition. Photo editing. Musical edition. Check it out! Get a free trial, courtesy of us, lynda.com/rhettandlink.

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