Anatomy of a Beta Male

Oh, welcome back boy, that week sure flew by, huh, anyway, today we'll cover how to identify a

beta

male

. Some of you might be wondering: am I a

beta

male

? Well, the answer is simple, if they have to ask, then everyone definitely wants to basically. If you have to ask for something, then you're a beta. I'm clearly an alpha because I speak loudly. I use the gym to mask my insecurities and I believe that being big is the solution to all problems because it is and the best. What you can do alpha is judge others to put them below you and feel superior, so that is exactly what we are going to do together today.

Here is our beta male diagram. Now we'll start over here in the head. Nice, they have an intelligence all day, that's not clear now. Beta is like thinking that they don't need to be big because they are smart. Well, if you're so smart, why are you so small? Checkmate. You can also see betas shaking some. some sort of Indiana Jones floppy hat or a man bun or a combination of the two, this is used to make the beta look modern, artistic, sensible or have a sense of style, these are all things that betas use to cover up his lack of alpha.

It's like bragging about your cause, fuel consumption because it's slow, okay, even though I'm water. Bella pillows, yes, I have to catch for you the s100 DS, yes, fresh out, many cocks passing the eyes now, apart from all the others. very obvious signs of being beta like being small and fragile or being bradley martyn you can easily identify the beta by their eyes you will notice a complete lack of eye contact like talking to a guilty dog ​​trying to make eye contact with a beta is like trying to push two magnets together the wrong way, it's like the Mona Lisa, except you're in the room and it never looks at you.

He is also known as Mona's Loser. Other things to look for are glasses due to bad genetics, bloodshot eyes from crying, and a general look of defeat. and bewilderment, okay, moving on to the beard, most likely it doesn't exist, but if a beard is tried and believe me it will be tried, it will usually be in the form of a wispy Foti that looks like Orlando Bloom, his Pirates of the Caribbean, as far as possible. I remember they were handcuffing him nonstop, I'm pretty sure it was just a bunch of movies about a guy who takes his wife on a cruise to survive sailors coming to his mouth, this is for bait, it's significant , Betta can often be heard saying. things like I'm sorry or the truth or singing marshmallow lyrics moving towards the neck, you'll notice a tie because he has a real job as a pasty-skinned doll, very rarely a beta is basically an undercooked man, this ghostly, haunting complexion can It can also be attributed to bad habits like wearing t-shirts on the beach or using sunscreen like a minute, okay, now for these shoulders, very narrow, sagging, soggy Gumby-looking shoulders, now what causes this?

You might ask, evolutionarily speaking, the shoe has become. They collapsed through years of excessive humiliation and also tightened under the force of the repeated hugs they need for emotional support. It's like taking a piece of clay and just sticking it between your fingers, so it comes out like a beta male, please, please, who says more please? Peters and I are moving on to the chest. Beta males are often what you would call birds. chests, a collapsed appearance like a pudding doll's face. Alphas stick to chess. Now you can inflate the chest to appear. bigger and more threatening even though we know this is just empty air, but on the other hand, betas have long been deflated by the giant gut punch that likes to live in them, brings the gun at birth.

Oh, baby, man, it's always good, this is life sucking. beta man arms little known fact here beta arms are actually made of 100% linguine like parappa the rapper along with pasta arms you will also notice a shirt with sleeves damn sleeves they just think wearing sleeveless shirts is for idiots the The answer to that is simple, it's because you know what else Spanx is for, which is literally idiot bags, it's to put everything in it and clean it, okay, your stomach does have abs, which is doubtful, it's just because it are. skinny this is nothing to be proud of as I don't know how to become famous on the internet this is where most of your weaknesses come from this stomach there is something consumed with food allergies and gluten intolerance and butterflies which of these softies is an insect do you think ? that butter, my goodness, if they're constantly in this state of dryness, okay, genitals, now this is actually blank like a Ken doll or a giant blob just taking it, dr.

Scholl's and just hit it, good legs, look at the legs like a flamingo, so weak and fragile that the knees practically go backwards and also cargo shorts to hold their graphing calculators and Samsung phones, good feet, look in the little penis-tipped shoes. I got on these because he is training for a 5K race that his girlfriend made him sign up for and so he can easily run away from the confrontation. Well, there you have the

anatomy

of a beta male, so let's put this all together and see what's real. Life Beta Male seems like a great example, subscribe to Tom's YouTube channel, it's the best in the world, it's way better than mine which is building small, also go to God, boots, don't call me on all his merchandise.

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