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Evolution of the Fitness Chick

May 01, 2020
welcome back to another episode of rental ease, now five years and 92 lives ago about weekly videos. I charted the

evolution

of the lifter and now it's finally time to give women the attention they crave. They deserve the attention they deserve. I'm going to start. in saying that discussing this topic in 2019 or any topic involving women in 2019 is like playing minesweeper with real minds and a broom, I have no idea how the rules work, I just click on random numbers hoping not to explode okay so let's start but before we start I would like to thank our sponsor and hero of this video Dollar Shave Club for women to exist with money okay now stage number one and I evolve each toy correction important thing in life, yes, your first mistake here was being born into this mistake instead of him.
evolution of the fitness chick
They were painted with grease, a little piece of bee sting, eating a plant like fruit and bread, but you, born in this harsh world of ours that is obsessed with both chest hams and asses, could swallow a thong like a whale shark among seaweed, sorry. Ladies, but you have the butt of the stick there inside the stick, like my cock, you know there's a sex joke in there somewhere anyway, some girls are born with perfect bodies, they don't need to exercise much, they just eat. nachos and try not to get pregnant, on the other hand, I'm not this girl, the baby used to have a little eating disorder and now you want to replace that with a physical disorder, well, maybe you have a bit of a dog face. and you want to balance it out with a purebred swag, well maybe you went to college and got the first 15 but you always broke up with your high school boyfriend and then you can't get back together with him or he'll have the upper hand. hand, which is what love is all about, so now you have some options: you can dye your head and have a mental breakdown, you can get pregnant and become a Facebook mom or you can go to the gym, which brings us to the number two anyway, okay, Steve stage.
evolution of the fitness chick

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evolution of the fitness chick...

Beginner number two in every

evolution

and revolution there was a spark that started it all in the American Revolution was the British Tea Party, which is now the detox tea party in human evolution, it was the fish that grew legs and so both created the first -ever booty booty is the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and paved the way for bending the science is solid there, you can't deny it you see it a first time you're a little skeptical at the gym you're not sure about lifting weight because you don't You wanted to get bulky, but as soon as a girl glimpses those booby gains, she becomes addicted to their power.
evolution of the fitness chick
It's like when Frodo put on the ring, but instead of becoming invisible, everyone starts looking at you and liking all your photos. Now you have a whole horde of holy looks just want to eat you Brown in your song Sauron Wow Sauron the brown and I use Sauron before you, those out there that's all I said is a sauce, mix that salad with extra salad yeah, I'm going to take that to Mordor more through the back door come Mount Doom, the oom, the extra always 400 moving on to stage three obsession goals love having things that define them, this is why BuzzFeed and why they love horoscopes because creating personal identity and having responsibility would be even harder than deciding what you want for dinner and once the girls find something they can build, the whole Lion person baked a nut and in this case it's about being a fit girl , you have all the cute gym outfits that make you look different flavors. from Laffy Taffy, you add an Instagram handle of 50, so everyone is your

fitness

authority and you post dog photos of your coin, not without looking like a thirst trap, and you record yourself on your phone and in your studio hitting 15 if you're going to pose so you can take a screenshot and act like it's a photo show and preach about inspiration and motivation even though you just woke up from a three hour depression nap you live and breathe

fitness

and a little cocaine, now this is where we have come to a fork in the evolutionary table the evolutionary tree the evolutionary well the trees go up this down roots the evolutionary tuber being able to loosen any potato that is suitable shake the yam the evolutionary I am from the obsession you can take one of two paths, so we will start with the first, the most common but the most complete, and now, a word from our sponsors, Dollar Shave Club.
evolution of the fitness chick
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As soon as you promote your first affiliate code, you are officially considered whatever points you can have twenty-two fifty. followers and promote four percent off CBD muffins with a code, it's Feeny's bank and somehow you end up owing money, but it doesn't matter because you're an influencer, you're literally influencing the minds of even the one percent of your followers, that is, twenty-two and one half of the people are now a good community, start scamming people into joining your business pyramid scheme classes so they can learn how to make a successful career by pretending they have a successful career that takes us to the end of this branch or evolutionary root or any five-egg model stage, you have reached the peak of the physique, now you dress like you are filming a porn movie at a skating rink and you are contractually obligated to Post six videos a week of your 1200s in slow motion or hold the full vocalist can. cuz, you've heard the pick up line hey want band so many times that now it actually works and your next step in your claim to fame is to make cameos in shitty instagram comedy videos, all it takes is wait and one of bradley Martin speaks raising videos now, the other paths you can take take us to the stage for being too bad for fitness.
Oh also two things, do things you say they can't and prove people wrong, that's why girls love to cheat on you and then check your phone to prove that you were cheating on them and now the fitness obsessed ones have to prove that they can do it better than the guys and that square body has liked all the photos of your man and the moment you start to get trapped, it's all over now you have abs that connect with You're like a giant camel toe the length of your torso. You've entered a few local bikini competitions and haven't had a column or your period in two years and then once you realize you can't sustain life as a Barbie doll. from slim jims, you start lifting weights, now you get sexually excited by lifting more than men and you dress up as Rosie the Riveter every Halloween, but the only thing you are nailing are those p oz, am I right, am I right ladies, nail in those PETA, please? responds and finally, at the end of an evolution stage five, she now surpasses the transition from bad: she is a beast like when you go crazy with your boyfriend only to realize that you would jump to conclusions, but you have already gone too far and now you have to double down and hit that guy with a K and in this case the K stands for K, I guess we'll use some steroids, you were bigger than 99% of the guys in the gym and when someone says you look Mainly you, Sean, you should say. they could too if they lived it look, when this all started you used to worry about being too big, but now your biggest worry is that if you have a duty to help, you could realistically explode his head like a watermelon with your thighs and the truth is You make guys feel uncomfortable because they quietly want to be as big as you and aren't sure if that makes them lesbians.
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