A War on Homelessness

By the way, speaking of American values, are we about to start bombing some small country that only has a marginally effective air force? It seems to me that it took us a couple of weeks to drop high explosives on defenseless civilians, people who have no objection to us at all. I think we should be out there doing what we do best, gangs making big holes in other people's countries. . I hate to be repetitive, but God, we're a warrior bunch, you know, we can't stand not being with someone we could be with. We can't wait for the cold war to end, we just couldn't wait for the cold war to end, so if you're going to play with those toys in the sand, we have flour that gets tied up in the sand and why don't we. invade some sovereign nation or set it on fire from the air, which is more fun than we normally declare war on something here at home.

Have you ever noticed that we would love to do that? No? We set out to declare war on things. here in the United States, anything we don't like about ourselves we have to declare war on it let's not do anything about it we simply declare war on it we have a war it is the only metaphor we have in our public discourse to solve the problem It's called declaring a war. It's a war on poverty. It's a war on crime. It's a war on garbage. homeless people? You know why there is no money in that problem, there is no one in that problem, no one is faithful, no one gets rich from that problem.

You can find a solution to

homelessness

with a corporate pig and the politicians could steal a couple million dollars each. You see the streets of America starting to get quite clear. Damn fast, I guarantee it was, so I have an idea for the holes you're not going to drill. Give the homeless their own magazine. Give him his own magazine. It will make them feel better about one thing which is a sure sign that you are doing it. in this country each group in this country that achieves it and reaches a certain level has its own magazine you are working mother magazine black entrepreneur magazine Hispanic business magazine in fact any activity any activity carried out by more than four people in this country has a dedicated magazine to that skydiving mountain climbing snowmobiling backpacking bungee jumping duck hunting shooting someone with the dart gun masturbating they probably have a magazine for that I'm sure I know they have a magazine walking walking actually there's a magazine called walking look 10 the new walk is out it's a good article putting one foot in front of the other getting your own magazine give the homeless people no magazine you don't call it better boxes and cardboard and when they can finish reading it they can use it to line their clothes which is a good solid business solution, kind of like you get from a conservative American business specialist, yeah, let them read it when they're done reading, they can use it to plug the holes and then the piano cases, they all seem to like to live in a good business solution.

Conservative, practical and solid American business. I will tell you what you will do about the homeless. The first thing you should do is change the name. Change the name of the condition. It's not

homelessness

. It's homelessness. The houses that these people need. a whole is an abstract idea a house as an environment is a state of mind these people need houses tangible physical structures but where are you going to put them where are you going to build them nobody wants you to build low-cost housing near their house people don't I don't want it again, we have something in this country that you've heard of called NIMBY ni md, why not?

In my backyard people don't want any type of social assistance located near them. You're trying to open a rehab center. You try to open. set up a drug or alcohol rehab center try to build a small house for some people who want to make their way in the community people say not in my backyard people don't want anything Neera, especially if it could help someone else part of the great American spirit of generosity was always told about the great generous American nation, ask an Indian about that, ask anyone and how generous this country is, if you can find one you must first locate the Indian, we have made them a little hard to find or if you need current data, pick the black family at random and ask them how generous this country has been.

People don't want anything near them, even if they suddenly believe in something they think society needs, like prisons. Everyone wants that right. Everyone wants more prisons. That's the new one he answered all our problems like many above everyone wants more president Bell mark present but not here but why not what's going on? What is the problem? What's wrong with having a prison in your neighborhood? Which I thought would make it a nice crime. Free Area Don't you think you think a bunch of crackheads, muggers, pimps and prostitutes will be left in front of a prison? They won't go near her.

What's wrong with these people? All criminals are locked behind walls. have a couple of them tell you what you think they're going to do, hang around, check out the real estate trends, they're gone, that's the idea of ​​escaping prison is to get as far as you can in my backyard. I don't want anything nearby except military bases. They don't mind doing something like that. Give a military base. Do some happy white jobs. Work of self-interest. Even if the base is loaded with nuclear weapons. I'll take some radiation if I can get a job. Working people have been in this country for so long.

That's the kind of decisions they have to make. I have the perfect place for low cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know. where we can build housing for the homeless golf courses perfect golf courses just what we need lots of good land in nice neighborhoods land that is currently being wasted on mindless, meaningless activity carried out primarily by well-to-do white businessmen who They use the game to get together to make deals to divide this country a little better between them I'm getting tired, very tired, I'm getting tired of these golfers with their green pants and their yellow pants and their orange pants and their pretty little hats and their cute little ones golf carts it's time to take back the golf courses from the rich and give them to the homeless golf is an arrogant elitist game and it takes up too much space in this country too much space in this country it is an arrogant game just by design, the Game design talks about arrogance, think about how big a golf course is, the ball is that bag, what do these idiots need with all that land?

There are more than 17,000 golf courses in the United States, their average size being more than 150 acres. of peace which is over 3 million acres, which is 4820 square miles, two Rhode Islands and one Delaware could be built for the homeless on the land currently dedicated to these elitist, arrogant, mindless, racist races. There's another thing the only black people you'll find at country clubs carry with them. layups and a boring game for boring people Have you ever watched golf on TV? It's like watching flies and a meaningless game. Think about the intellect. Think about the intellect. It is needed to enjoy this activity.

Hit a ball with a crooked stick and then. walk after him and then hit him again I say, pick it up, you're lucky you found the day, put it in your pocket and go, oh oh, you're a winner, no, there's no chance of that happening, gyorko and the panties a paintings are going to hit. Walk again and some let these rich fools play Latin mini golf with a windmill for an hour and a half or so to see if there is any real skill among them. I know there are some people who play golf and don't consider themselves rich. and shame on them for engaging in an arrogant elitist hobby.

Hey, here's another place we could put some low-cost housing cemeteries. There is another idea whose time has passed to save all the dead in a part of the city. What the hell is some kind of medieval religious superstition? The idea is to plow these up, take them to the streams and rivers of the United States, we need that phosphorus for agriculture, if we are going to recycle, let's be serious.