50 WAYS TO BREAK A MACBOOK

you oh I don't think so Timmy you're too young for this no wait don't cry uh here for me take this hey wait a second arc is that type of famous youtuber why yes I am oh my god it's so nice to meet you yeah it's al

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cool to meet a fan, hey remember when you made that really embarrassing video when you were younger? ah no, I'll show you here oh, that won't be necessary No oh, hello guys, I have a driver on the way to work hmm now where did I put my work laptop oh well oh no my boss is going to pay me 23% less that's not it how women drive oh well dick Vanessa is so heavy here or here hmm here I don't want to get there they are steep, tough, thanks for calling, how can we help you tell when your patriarchy makes your cars sexy, nice and easy, nice and easy, oh no, I accidentally dented it, oops, would it be a shave?

I broke it and had to operate on it, why not? Hmm, where did I put my MacBook? Did I leave it on the sheets again? Well, you left your laptop upstairs, son. I had time to go to the store to buy your real birthday card, so I bought you this five dollars, thank you. Dad, I'm a good father, firm, firm, now for the final touch, I do that and now, the final touch, okay, class, right now, we have a test today, so I need everyone to clean their desks right now, now yourself, your special person. King this.

Chinese MacBook chargers should have absolutely no consequences if I use them with my MacBook. I go back to China man I hate the Chinese it's the pig ha the one that will teach you aah ooh free MacBook crap. Today we are mourning the death of simple rock. thank you very much to his mother who was the only one who appeared he was a youtuber in life and never finished one of his most important videos 50

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a Macbook because he could never finish that video in life this will be his tombstone okay, let it start the funeral friend and then I said wait, what is that?

He was the guy who made fun of Minecraft, yes, and made fun of Sonic, well what are you waiting for to take over? I have this, I have, yes, what here. I have a cheap little table that I bought at Walmart for only $5, let's see if it can hold the weight of a simple laptop and now we can conclude that Walmart is definitely the dumpster of America where you have to pay to take the trash home Hi guys I'm doing it so this is my bookshelf and I'm just going to put some books on me you know oh this is a good view this is a good book too put it on there but do you also know what it is a good book? to put on my shelf oh you gotta be kidding me $1,000 waiting for a stupid pun haha ​​what a loser you know all the years I spent by your side you were the only bully I have a beard damn dude well iPad we've had some moments fun but I finally upgraded to the MacBook so time to throw you away hmm where did I put my new MacBook?

I finally got a replacement book, so it's time to dump you, no wonder yes, this is a game. in some ways it still is, why are there so many damn YouTube creatures that don't deserve money? I installed a new hard drive. It's time to format the old one. Hey, facts are facts. Wait a second. Oh man, I just wanted to upgrade the hard drive, I don't have to do it. upgrade the laptop, that's how you eat a Big Mac template, what come on son, come on son, come on, hey, aren't you playing rock 24? Just because? When I watched some of your first videos, you had a very loud voice.

Yes, that was a really embarrassing moment in my life. Let me show them to you to prove a point. In no way is it not necessary. There's no need. All you sons, have you ever considered that you are killing yourself for some pixels? the screen doesn't, do you really want to do that or would you rather turn off the computer? Okay, huh. I guess it works very well. You're still smarter than most teenagers online. Wow, no, I know how to send it to any online stalker. That cloud. It looks like a and that looks like a and that looks like a Macbook wait that's a MacBook stuck in a tree three back look come to me oh well nothing lost nothing gained with this photograph I can do whatever I want my MacBook and it won't

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the spare change, sir spare change please, I don't have any money, doesn't that have to do with the MacBook Pro?

Oh, sorry, how about now? Yeah, that's a little better, but how did you let yourself break it? Damn, handle it, Cali boy, it's every day. bro we got 100k structured channel on youtube in six years never a spore has all the competition manju's most loopers next man im blowing all these maps cut the new bass tap are you ready yeah Yes, what did you do? get a bag full of iPhones, how about you, this MacBook prototype with the detachable Genius Bar screen? Idiot, that was a broken back look. They were using four parts. Oh well, then how was I supposed to know that you, hey Siri, it's raining? now waterproof, come on I'm ready, why did you just get the ball rolling?

No, I'm just playing with you. I don't have any balls, son, you're grounded, whatever, mom, which means your laptop will be grounded too, you understand? son punished I'm giving myself up for adoption thanks for calling Apple support how many of us help you hello yes my Mac will keep crashing so you'll take away his driver's license your problem hey guys I just came back from watching the movie emojis and let me tell you that movie made me hate emojis so much that if I saw something that included emojis I would destroy it to destroy the world.

I promise what's up guys welcome to another episode of gizmos lip and today I have a MacBook and we're going to film the MacBook to see if it can survive a thousand foot drop test let's get right to it so here we are filming the MacBook and everyone skips this part anyway, but you get the video. extended, that's why we continue to show it well. We've got our MacBook taped to the thousand-foot drop test site and we're ready to see if it survives, but wait, Brendan, aren't you wasting a very expensive piece of technology? a silly technology destruction video oh no we are sacrificing this MacBook for scientific reasons.

I mean, haven't you ever wanted to know if your taped-up MacBook can survive a thousand-foot drop? Well, then, if it's scientific, three two is fine with me. one, wow guys, they turned on ASD, oh okay guys, looking at the slow motion footage, you're about to see something very epic that you can't see without the power of our ready technology, wow, hit the ground, hit the ground, hit the ground, hit the ground, this reaction brought us more than ten minutes, but I can't believe it broke? Hey guys, I'm in the forest right now and right now I'm going to uh is it nice to just sit here at the At the bottom of the mountain, dad relaxing, buddy, this is great weather for me to be able to do my homework.

Whoa, buddy, an avalanche, come on buddy, we gotta go now and I mean, now all the way, move now. Oh, okay, whatever, come on. What the hell do you think you're doing Tim uh uh CleanMyMac so that I don't get any viruses that you know the most about getting viruses? You're a special Tim, no way, actually, you're just retired, come on, buddy, let's go I'm late for that music festival, damn, wait just one more thing. First I have to charge my headphones. You have to charge them in the headphones. Let me show you a better alternative, ha ha, listen to these phones connected here.

No battery, no charge. Unlimited listening time. Alright. ready come on Oh finally, hey guys, I'm on backup support and I'm ready for another over-edited vlog uh-oh, did I just run over a small animal? Oh well, sacrifices must be made for that live vlog, hey, uh, drone shots. You're okay, who did this? Who did this? I moved to a posh neighborhood that doesn't allow fires so we'll have to find an alternative so the fire replacement is called 50, what exactly is it? Well, I'll show you right. Now let's just say I won't miss inhaling the cancerous fumes from burning plastic.

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