40 Minutes of Black Comedy Excellence

We're in a fight right now! We're just in a fight, when you're in a fight, big deal, you've got to stay consistent. We have to be consistent, ladies, especially us. That's right, you know, you can't be at the Women's March. Fuck Harvey, yeah! Equal pay. Yeah, we have to get equal pay and then say, oh girl, I have to come home and watch The Bachelor. (audience laughing) No! The Bachelor cannot coexist with Time's Up, Me Too. (audience laughing and applauding) I can't allow it, no! The only time you hear me on The Bachelor too is when someone says, I have chlamydia! (Audience laughs) I have to let the bachelor go!

I know some of you think, well, Wanda, it's just entertainment, it's a TV show. Yes, I know, but it promotes bad behavior and makes women look stupid! He has to go. (audience applauds) We got all these women, you know, all these women got together, trying to compete for this little type of shit. (audience laughs) And he's actively dating all of them right in front of your face. And you know he sleeps with all of them, and the women just stand there like, ah! When is he going to fuck me? (Audience laughs) When will I get my one on one?

I have more respect for strippers than I do for women who go on The Bachelor. (crowd applauding) Yeah, what the hell? And then they try to do it like it's a fairy tale with the rose ceremony. Oh, if he wants you to stay, he'll give you a rose. (audience laughs) It's like shit! I want them to show him as he is, instead of the rose ceremony, I want them to line up all the women, and if he wants you to stay, he will hit your forehead (audience laughs) with his penis. he. (audience laughing and applauding) (audience applauding) Oh, yes, yes!

I'm saved, I'm saved, yeah!