3 Creamy Popsicles - You Suck at Cooking (episode 90)

If you like

popsicles

and you like things that come in popsicle form... ...then you will *definitely* like

popsicles

. ♪♫You

suck

at

cooking

♪♫ ♫♪Yes, you totally

suck

♫♪ The first popsicle we are going to make is the pineapple, coconut, honey and nuts popsicle. We'll take a coconut and we'll just... ...take that can of coconut milk and put it in the blender. You may be wondering why there is a separation... ... between thick coconut cream and coconut water. That's only because when the coconut grows... ...all the less dense coconut water rises to the top... ...while all the dense coconut growth hormone falls to the bottom.

Then we'll grab a pineapple... ...and set it aside so we can grab our can of pineapple chunks. And put all those pieces in there. Then we will add about 3 tablespoons of honey... ....and a pinch of salt... ...and a handful of grated coconut. Blend until smooth... ...then pour it into a measuring cup, so you can carefully pour it into the paddle fill funnel. And then fill as many as you can. Now we will make jam blubesicles. Which are great both as a percussion instrument and as an edible drumstick. We'll take another can of coconut milk... ...add a cup of blueberries and then sweeten it.

Can you guess how? Audience: Sugar! YSAC: No. It's a good assumption, though. Audience: molasses! YSAC: No, that would taste very disgusting. Anyone-- Audience: A sweeter palette! YSAC: *laughs* No. I'll give you a hint. Rhymes with "fuzberry ham." Audience: Justfairy Clam? YSAC: *laughs again* No. It's raspberry jam, idiots. So we'll carefully scrape three tablespoons of jam... ...add a pinch of salt... ...and squeeze a lemon. Oh! Blenders usually work best with the blade inside. Blend everything and fill your mold. Our third popsicle is the chocomaplefudgsiclecocopopsiclepop. Let's grab another can of coconut milk. We will add six tablespoons of cocoa powder.

Four tablespoons of maple syrup. A teaspoon of vanilla extract... ...which *really* helps bring the flavor home. And a pinch of salt. Which also really brings the flavor home as it does with any food that contains flavor. But if you don't have a blender... ...you can shake this one in a jar with a small whisk. This will be easy for you if you have a whipped weight like me... ...because you will have that movement under control. You can also place the glass jar on the smoothie weight... ...and then just work out while you prepare the paddle. You should continue like this until you have burned the same amount of calories... ...that are in the popsicle so that your popsicle is calorie neutral.

Let's try it from a different angle *heeeere*! Only you can decide when you are done shaking the shake weight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a personal decision. Well, I think we're pretty good there. I would *not* recommend using the 25 pound one for this. I mean... I can. But I *didn't* come here to *talk about* training. And I *came here* to make popsicles. No funnel. The adrenaline of training makes me take more risks. Now we will simply put them in the freezer for a few hours. Now, if making a popsicle with the classic stick and mold.... ...makes you feel like a sheep, don't worry.

There are many alternatives. We have the gripping circle. This is for clumsy people who need a better grip. Or if you need a paddle in the middle of a wind storm. We hold hands, because holding a hand is the most natural thing in the world. Also for people who need to work on their intimacy issues. We have the christsicle. Also the crisis. This is the toothpick. If you want to have dessert and food at the same time. The tooth brush. Keep that sugar off your teeth! This is the community palette. This is great if you're going to a music festival alone... ...and want to make five friends quickly.

We have the off-chain cycle... ...which is great, if you're in a biker gang. You can paddle the tough guy. Which is great if you're a tough guy... ...and don't want to be caught dead holding a delicate popsicle stick. It's also useful for fighting off a guy who tries to make fun of you for eating a popsicle. Now it's finally time to take a bite out of your popsicle. Hmmm... I mean in the end you can't argue with popsicles. I mean, they don't have mouths, they don't know how to talk... ...they don't know how to think. You'd end up looking like a fool... ...standing there... ...yelling at a tasty treat you could eat instead... ...while it melts in your hand, you know. ♪♫Oooh popsicle♪♫ ♪♫You can't stop the popsicle♪♫ ♪♫Eating and licking all the drops and all the drops♪♫ ♪♫Get in the pool and do an abdominal paddle♪♫ ♪♫Because you know♪ ♫ ♪♫ It's always time to stop throwing away popsicles♪♫ ♪♫Get popsicles♪♫ ♪♫How much do you want popsicles?♪♫ ♪♫Looks like I forgot my popsicle when I was in your store♪♫ ♪♫No matter the weather, always It tastes so much better♪♫ ♪♫When I'm making a batch of delicious popsicles♪♫ ♪♫I can eat popsicles sitting by the stream♪♫ ♪♫I can eat popsicles when I'm reading a book♪♫ Oh yeah, I wrote a book .

It will be released on October 15. But you can pre-order it now wherever books are sold. Or you can just check the link below if you want. ♪♫Oh my God. I have written an amazing book.♪♫ ♪♫Oh my goodness, I hope you want to check it out♪♫