Romantic Chocolate Chip Cookies - You Suck at Cooking (episode 85)

If you're watching this with your partner, it's time to look at each other and repeat after me: I love you (I love you) But let's be honest (but let's be honest) we're basically friends pretending it's still there. (we're basically friends pretending it's still there) and pretending it's for kids (and pretending it's for kids) which means we're still in touch with our youth (which means we're still in touch with our youth) and by So our relationship is strong (and therefore our relationship is strong), but only as friends (but only as friends) who used to have sex (who used to have sex) but who will never have sex again (but They will never have them again.) Happy Valentine's Day, pumpkin darling. muffin huffin crumbled puffin dumplin' You

suck

at ROMANCE Yes, you totally

suck

.

Okay, if you survived that, congratulations! Your relationship is in a very good place or you are in very deep denial, both equally difficult achievements (hand hits cutting board) good job. You will need a cup of brown sugar, a fork, half a cup of melted butter. You will mix all of this the old fashioned way, which is clockwise. You can leave it and eat it with a spoon. Wow, I just whistled. I'm going to take, wow, a teaspoon of pure vanilla extract. An egg that has no personality. Blend them together until you get this buttery rich caramel sauce, look at that.

Don't you want to eat just a spoonful of this? No, you don't, because it contains raw egg. Now we're going to take a cup and a half of all-purpose flour, a quarter teaspoon of baking soda, and a half teaspoon of Wang Jangle salt, along with something that has some good mustard stains on it. Why don't you guess what happens next? BADLY what we are going to do is start combining all these ingredients into one thing, you thought we were going to bake them separately but you are stupid. Just keep going until you have a pretty good dough here, then we'll take a whole cup of

chocolate

chip

s, oh yeah, there are so many

chocolate

chip

cookies

under chocolate chips ending NOW.

Alright, I prepared parchment paper for this tray. You can use a regular tray and add parchment paper afterwards if you want and then we'll just take Not even the size of a ping pong ball, I made these before. only six fit I feel like I've shrunk in time-space reality Well, "Undo is at 3:70-fundo" (whispers) bon voyage! Alright, they're starting to brown a little, that may be too much, but you decide there's a lot of wiggle room here and you can go less, chewier cooked, more cooked, less chance of getting salmonella. Congratulations, you are a

romantic

person yes I have baked

cookies

for someone, it is a very nice thing to do, but there are other options, for example, if you want to be super

romantic

, a heart-shaped cookie says that I have very good feelings towards you, but I don't have an original bone in my heart either. body and I just do what the Corporation taught me to do and by the way, I love you so much, honey, pumpkin honey pie, honey. o Make a car-shaped cookie to say honey, I love you so much, let's go on a road trip o Sometimes I wish I could get in the car and drive and drive and drive and never look back.

Happy Valentine's Day, I love it. you Or bake your cookie in the shape of a hammer to say honey, you are very handy around the house. I really appreciate how you fix all the things that are broken or for the love of God, Jason, would you mind fixing the back cover finally? So don't step on a nail and get lockjaw? Happy Valentine's Day, I love you Or make a cute baby to say honey. I think it's time for us to start a family. or you're so FUCKING IMMATURE that I'm not even mad at you. I'm mad at myself for not being able to see beforehand, and now I can't even bring it up because I don't have to admit that I've been resentful of this aspect of you for years, which would just make me feel bad.

Feel vulnerable. Which is so unfair because you're the living child. Happy Valentines Day. But look, whatever you choose, remember that in the end there is nothing more romantic than Honesty. Honesty is the best thing to be honest. It's probably not the best if you feel fine in the short term, but you'll probably be better off in the long term, pretty sure or at least I know someone who is a psychiatrist and would probably repeat that if I forced him to Happy Valentine's Day. Day. brought to you by finger guns and agave juice ♪Relationships are weird♪ ♪They're usually good for about a year♪ ♪Until you start getting to the hard stuff and feel like you've had enough♪ ♪Oh God, don't do it Give up unless you really suck, in which case steal his truck♪ ♪you suck at being♪ ♪Romantic, but maybe if you worked on it a little you wouldn't suck so much, so make some chocolate chip cookies tonight♪ ♪ Oh God.

God you stink ♪