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of proper bonding with the bridesmaids, didn't you like the nights out and stuff we did? pre um, my co-writer Annie and I had the idea of ​​gathering all the girls plus the script supervisor's wardrobe, all like the women in the movie, to buy 40. There were a lot of people, 40 women, yes, I'm an investigation . Went. to a gentlemen's entertainment, yeah, a strip club, well guys, yeah, okay, so we got on a party bus, lots of alcohol, strange poles, which made me wonder if it had the disco lights at the checkout, oh yeah, oh, fabulous, yeah, and then we went to we went to a strip club um and um there was like a draft, but it was like everything would come out like a fireman and then it was like everything had the same theme and everything involved seemed like every number had a duster, everyone had a long trench coat and a lot of equipment, remember?

The one from The Matrix, yes, there was someone who was playing Neo wonderfully, there were a lot of long trenches and guys in suits and they all wore very cheap glasses, but I couldn't understand that one guy had a huge, huge, thick rope around his waist and I was like I hadn't seen The Matrix in a long time. I couldn't understand that we are all like what the rope is about. I don't remember a rope in The Matrix and it's like, man, these synchronized dances and it's like all this stuff comes out, we're like procrastinating. I keep thinking I don't understand what the rope is about and then the big move comes where you know the bullets are coming and he likes the backbend, he's clearly a pro.

The dancer couldn't bend back, so the big move was like, all of a sudden, it's like, oh, and someone offstage is clearly holding the way, thank you, you held this guy because he was like, well, that was it. my, that was yeah, that was like a Enduring that moment a lot of things and now Saturday Night Live was also a great bond now because Christian, do you know Leslie and Cake? I think we met when I posted, oh no, we and we made a movie together, um, and we worked together. After that, okay, yeah, okay, but now you guys are still in Sacramento life, most people, I'm sure not, but it's a big comedy

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in America, but how long We work together, how many years have passed two after one?

It's been three maybe three It's been three um after the first year Leslie and my name is Kate McKinnon and she, uh, I know, but she came up to me and said, um, after a year of knowing me, um, You're fine, Kate Middleton. thank you and were you kidding uh no I wasn't he was like my son he was like well who is Middleton? So she was like a princess. I like Kate Middleton, oh, her hair is amazing, she's fine, he did some, you did some great characters on Saturday Night Live. You're Justin Bieber Justin Bieber is creepily accurate, thank you, you did it in front of him, didn't you, no, no, no, you didn't rape.

I knew him before because he hosted SNL once and then, that was it. before I started doing an impression of him, but I was very surprised at what this was like before he got too beefy for those Calvin Kleinances and now it looks like you know a great Beefcake, but, in reality, it was very delicate, very tender, beautiful . such a beautiful face and such a big hat, such big clothes and just the most beautiful, and I'm a big fan of his and I love him. Now you have a special way, a special way of preparing

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face, right?

Yes, yes, yes. You want to make it look like you've done something wrong but you have a great laugh so now how old are you? I'm 77 and I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I think they're begging because they know I'm going to live longer than me in New York, they're happy that soon there will be a new apartment on the market. I hate when people say, "Oh, there are 77 years." I met Vanessa Vanessa Felts and she told me: "she is Joan, she is 77 years old." young and I mean and here's Vanessa and she's 350 pounds and she sucks and you have to deal with it and you have these.

I've been on this

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with some of these older women who are still trying to look good without names Goldie Hawn she's my friend and she's like would you believe I have an adult daughter? and you say: yes, I love

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skirt, your nipples can be seen, I mean, there goes the golden horn, the reservation age sucks, do you have a face, but is it because America is really so obsessed with youth, I mean how and in the movie you show, you know it's hard for a woman your age to get the job, it's beyond hard, the only jobs really left now for women unless they become friendly to people to do it. films but the only works that are truly commercial.

Just thank God, I did my annual, not this year, with a product called girly that is for dry vagina and it is, well, anyone knows the heartbreak of dry vagina. Thanks, I was perfect for that. the cattle follow me home oh wow three Jewish men are trying to rent my uterus instead of going to Miami but and thank God for these commercials there's one called uh Zestra that comes here but Viagra for women has happened but it's Viagra for women and them Have this big discussion with me if they would do it in pill form. This is honest, honestly, it was in the papers in pill or cream form because they didn't know which would work better and they found that one side of these idiots would make it in cream because if it's in pill form in a bar, a man might leave it. fall into a woman's drink and she won't know it, but if you're in a barn, a man goes, then where are you from too?

Should we do something else? I loved you as the genie in Aladdin, well that was fun so we thought we might have our own genie on the show tonight, so is there anyone in the audience who likes trying to be a genie? Okay, try, try, what is it? your name Ewan sorry, what, yeah, his name is urine. Good to have you here, thanks, don't worry, great area, scary. I know, don't be mad, Ewing, okay, don't think of a magic word, something you know, it's just your magic word and stuff. Camera three is going to do a kind of Zoom lock on you, so when I say, go and you're just going to say your magic word, okay, so you and go, hey Graham, wow, how would grandma feel if Were we in the middle of a Telethon right now Ewan has learned to greet Graham thanks to your money, please help, we'll learn another phrase at the end of the show, we should try another guy, oh actually, you're already dressed in blue, so, yeah, it's okay.

In that chamber, your magical world, what is your name? Nick, well, Nick, okay, number three, and see, Alakazam, wow, it was almost, it was almost too good, it was a bit like you were, you're really good at that, yeah, Alakazam, it's time to dance now. I'm going to dance with you and good night, there you go, so I'm going to ask my genie to help me. Okay, wait, oh yeah, because I forgot about the poor creatures. Okay, Nick. Well, oh, there it is ready. I need, I need a lovely funky DJ console, please, good job, good job, Nick, okay, I'll tell you what, Nick, can you come back to the studio, come back to the studio, can you help us on this, okay, there you go , well done, yes, of course, I must be floating. more, thanks, okay, here we go for the DJ, brother, here we go, here we go, it's the Robin and Graham Road Show.

Hello, many gloves. Okay, you're already there. Well done, so there's a microphone there. Nick. got some music Nick shouted right now Nick beer now for the blue people they'll keep it real get ready for an Alakazam so it's the Robin and Graham Road Show can you do a jingle, a live jingle for us, welcome to the Radio Show Robin and Graham, very good greeting from Nick, okay, good evening Robin, welcome back once again, we have some greetings. I have one going on right now for Stephen Buck, he wants to yell at Jess who is your best friend and tells you to stop texting. he's not interested Michelle Smith Michelle Smith wants to yell at Esther's best friend, that guy you took out, don't worry about trying to remember his name, you can do a lot better, yeah, there it is Marlon, if anyone's going to say that we would like. to yell at his friend Gregoire, don't worry, girls love that you have a third nipple, you don't have to go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yes, yes, before nothing, I'm not a circus monster.

Secondly, I'll take out my third nipple on the condition that Robin Williams comes and touches it, oh, here we go, there, come on, it better be a real nipple, ready, oh boy, please let it be a nipple ready, ready, here we go, okay, oh, I did it, wow. beautiful wow you have another game with my third nipple girl you have never had fun until you get to the third once you have the third nipple things go crazy the two nipples move but when the third one goes I'm sure the nipple will goes and then my fourth penis jumps out ladies and gentlemen please thank my guest tonight you are fantastic Mr.

Robin Williams hey everyone thank you now Sir Patrick Stewart and you don't really use this that much do you ? What should I? I'm sorry, should I? I've been calling you no, I shouldn't, I'm supposed to no, okay, but no, I follow the example of Sir Ian, who we've both shared some time with, yes, and he's so phlegmatic about it all. and I just you know it's a great honor, but it's not something you should push when you bump into another gentleman when he's out of the house, so are you guys called right, yes sir, should you work? lord circles, okay circles, so how do you become lord?

Well, Patrick, how well you know it's a case of um. I got mine in the Queen's Birthday Honours, but you reminded me that I had an encounter with a gentleman just a few weeks ago in Los Angeles. Angeles, quite a fancy restaurant, in fact extremely fancy, tell me what it is because they'll know it was the uh, the Tower bar. I won't, go on, go on, go on, okay, now the towel rack is a place. I have a feeling this isn't going to work. Four of us were seated at a table about 15 minutes later, in the restaurant.

Sir Paul McCartney, wow, well, Paul and I have a very close relationship now, but it has lasted for decades. I first met him in 1964. No, when his girlfriend Jane Asher told him that she loved Aston Martins. She drove a beat-up old Ford, but Aston Martins were my dream car. She told him this and one night, yes, we knew she was watching the show, someone called. my door and I said yes, come in, I'm there in my underwear, you know, like always, in my pants, I'm ready for you, come in and the door opened and there was Paul McCartney, who I had never met before and this was 1964 .and uh he said James says you like the Aston Martin here, he drives this wow and he threw a bunch of keys that was cool and it was an ass, it was his name anyway, do you want to hear the rest, let's move on, let's move on. we are in we are in the most elegant restaurant in Los Angeles now we are in the tower bars we are he sees me and comes over and I get up and say hello and we give each other a big hug in the restaurant and I am very aware that all the tables They're full for this kind of thing and we talk for five or six minutes and he goes and sits down.

Five minutes pass and a certain Ringo Starr enters the restaurant. I swear I'm not doing this when they were together they were oh they were at the same table they were the same yeah um well uh we uh in the tower I'm waiting for so many free meals we finish early and I get up to go and Paul gets up to Say goodbye and We hugged and this is what we hugged, he says in my ear, do you know Ringo? I've never met him, but I'm he said, oh boy Ringo, come on, come here, wait a minute, Mr.

Ringo said. Sir Patrick Sir Paul Hello, we have the Knights of the Round Table.