Try Not To Laugh on The Graham Norton Show | Part Two

the expectation, the hopes of this or how Ridley Scott is involved Harrison, you were involved, but presumably this is not the first time I've been involved, okay, my question is like this, so there must have been mentions of a sequel between 1982 and No. was when it came out so between then and now so why now why not before? I guess because Ryan wasn't available, yeah, well, not for thirty years, but they were waiting for me to grow up, which they decided to have to move on anyway, yeah. I came up with a good story, I read it and I thought it was amazing, I thought it was great and as I was reading it, I read about the character that Ryan plays and I said, and with great excitement I called the producers. and I said, this is great, I can't wait to get Rob, uh, and it's not a big park, why don't we see if we can get Ryan? and they said, Oh, Brian, the guy said, why not, this is a great role for Ryan Gosling and they said we'd been talking to him for months, wait a second, they'd just been talking to me for weeks, I didn't know who was playing in the movie, was in the theater before you came, on a chat

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, why did they do this.

Also because contractually no offense, but in a way they asked him to come and he doesn't want to be here. Brilliant. I wonder why they asked me to do it. She has never been one of my parents. She's good. How much time do you have? Man. She is like me. before it's the governor's districts, the governor's districts and she was really great when we talked about things, she was very nice. I didn't know he was English because at these events I was so impeccable and I came out and said, oh my God, and anytime. I know anyone who is English.

I immediately like London. I miss them both. I met weapons. Yes. I met Denzel. Then Oprah at the same time. It was what she was. This transition. It was just this leg. I don't know black African American excellent transition or I don't know it occurred to me that you came speaking with an English accent that yes, friend, yes, cheers, friend, cheers, friend, he cheers me up and I ask him what's going on, how do you know? anyway I like her and anyway he's worth like um the Open Air Opera, see you Oh, and I just yeah, I'm such a good grammar hugger, I swear, it's just premium, but when I do it, I'll hug her free, that's the Golden Globes. but she was too far away, see, I inhale deeply, she was really great, now I hate bothering Eddie, any kind of will we were saying, a sexual awakening was a two-dimensional sexual awakening, oh no , It's true.

I wanted to be a nurse as you know, who would be your first crush and and I did it? I loved the lion king when I was younger and I had a relationship with Nala, look at her face she's so sweet you can sing really well that's wrong that's a I also treat you like Maid Marian yeah that's right she's a fox, that tunic is worn very low. I know he's doing comedy and what happened was that he always wanted to do stand-up comedy and I didn't have the guts to do it. I got really drunk, I tried to do it like a Bluecoat, my mate told me to copy all the other Pontins comedians and steal his jokes and he basically taught the front row, so you're supposed to say where you're from.

They say Scotland, you say who paid for the holiday, you're from Wales, you make a noise like a sheep, rubbish jokes, but I said it's terrible, he said, don't worry, you're just padding, what you're doing is you're looking for comedy . Gold, that's where you're from, they say Kent and you say what did you call me now, what's Bolton. This used to take the roof off, so I tried it, but I was really drunk, so I go up on stage and say where. You're from a guy who says Scotland I don't remember the joke Hello, are you from a guy who says Wales?

I would faint and wave and then say someone from Kent shouts at me and I said people always finish these things. The story provides the basis for Hello, What's Your Name? My name is Ileane Aileen, yes, I guess I'm fine with Marlon and you live there. You were here. History here. I live there. Oh, what are you doing? Costume Design. Incredible interpretation. Okay, there will be. subtitles on Friday there is no costume interpretation if that costume design is not elegant, elegant, it's more elegant Frank, okay, go away, so before Christmas he was home and do you understand any of that Chris?

I'm thinking about Christmas, yes, Christmas. That's the only good detail so far, just pick words, you'll follow the story, say blah, blah, blah, Christmas, blah, blah, home, to the store and I had to get milk and bread, so I was like rolling, okay, do the shopping, come on, I told my The boyfriend comes around and just picks me up, Nuni, they park the car, so, as planned, IQ Moy, you know, perfect achievement, silver minivan, just casually scrolls at a casual speed, so without hesitation, I run at full speed when we look, we did the shopping, we jumped into the backyard screaming and pulling. on the back of the chair,

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them doing Christmas mind games and I had like a scarf up here, which was my boyfriend, turned out to be this middle-aged woman, about six years old, pushing her fertile neck with celery and a selection of poor and sometimes frantic, essentially lazy, translations into English on foreign menus, okay, so imagine we're all in a restaurant together, yeah, and I turned to Stan, so what are you going to order? and Stan Lee might respond, "Well, I'm going to order the sausage and the father-in-law possibly I don't know, but the images that conjure up must be some kind of toad in the hole, it's getting worse, that is, I mean, I don't really think let no one be related to this yeah and I don't think anyone wants this German style sexual harassment but I don't think you can go wrong with a good hand crumbled place ask me what's everyone's favorite and a little bit more you know for which pairing menu is this a special brunch on the weekend I may have fresh salad followed by a variety of opinions, but sometimes people are a little lazy, so this one has a bigger menu, there is some food for smoked cows and then they just bully something to finish, but that person took a bit of trouble, the next person couldn't be bothered at all, item number two on the menu, whatever, tell me you knew you'll meet again, Now we move on to dessert, ladies, gentlemen, oh oh, leave a whole plate of nuts, the foam of which you can get strawberries.

We discovered that we really want to power the boathouse, why not have some chocolate vomit? Finally, is there anyone alive who doesn't like tight candy? Translated, it is true and it seems unlikely that you own a single piece of all the memories they produced for Lord. from the Rings oh well that's half true so I have some stuff from the actual movie so I have the ring I have. I have a map of Bilbo's study or the living room in Bag End and recently because I came back. and I did the final

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of The Hobbit and they gave me the book that Bilbo writes to him, he writes The Hobbit there in makig in a Hobbit story and then I finished it like little rings, they gave me that reading volume that is real, yes, my last.

The day in Hobbiton was pretty magical, I know, it's amazing, it's a real place, no, it's not right, his dream, his feet, a victim actually built it, they built it for The Lord of the Rings, we removed all the facades and then became a tourist. attraction and has now been rebuilt for The Hobbit but with sustainable materials and real woods, so it will always be there, so from now on you will be able to see Hobbiton and visit it as a real place. I can stay there, Naoko. but they are turning into the green dragon yes, we are going to Hobbiton for Christmas.

I turned 19 when we first went to Hobbiton and I'm 13. I was talking to Pete when we were there on my last day. I told him: do you realize that he had? my 19th birthday, yeah you know it was going to take off and become a real place, good luck getting into the bathroom in New Zealand, come on Graham, good luck to you, it's a hobbit denying you.