Worst Tattoo Ideas | Tattoo Artists Answer

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idea. I get asked that question so many times and I don't think it's a bad idea. I think it's a lack of effort to make those bad

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great, they're good, they're about to be on TV. I have a show full of bad

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tattoo idea, well if you go to Snakepit you'll probably see every single worst sketch idea ever, have you heard of Snakepit? I hate my mom on this guy's forehead, probably still the worst idea anyone has ever mentioned when it comes to animes, so other than a few weird coincidences like, say, Jafar kissing Aladeen and Jasmine crying in the back, I mean, it's always unwise to get someone's name tattooed on you, so realistically, that's probably the old man put a star on the guy's penis, well, he said how much for a star on my penis and I said $ 1,000, which was the highest number I thought I could come up with at the time and, of course, this was, maybe, two. 2000-2001 he's always the guy you're killing my vibe and I'm like you're killing my vibe look I don't want to see your dick I want to touch your dick inside me he's like okay how much for two stars?

It costs $2,000, but there was a moment where I thought, damn, I think he's thinking about the price he could do it. I've definitely done some of the worst tattoos I've ever been asked to do about how far tattooing goes. Last season I was asked to give a girl a ball sack in her butt and she was a pageant queen, she didn't want it, she tried to do it with a laser and apparently it's not going away because I did my best job. I had this boy. I had this boy. He once emailed me and asked for two forearm tattoos, one of Nicki Minaj on a stripper pole and another of Amber Rose with a spread eagle and an American flag.

I once got an email from this lady requesting it to be this novel, it was like a paragraph this big and she was requesting the classic Disney scene from the Lion King Hakuna Matata or Simone Puma and Simba are dancing on the log in full color, but she wanted the three of them, instead of being the three characters, to be her three pets and then she went on to give them. She gave me a list of each individual pet, their personality, their stats, like their Twitter profile, but she wanted me to. designed to look like Disney, their cats with the hakuna matata pose on the keyhole, one of the worst tattoo ideas I have ever been approached.

I think a girl came into the store one day and wanted it named after her man, but this was the sixth time she'd gotten it and it was all over her vagina, so not to mention when I went to do it, she didn't shave. What was she supposed to do? He expected me to shave him. I'm not going to shave that. Alright. You have to take your ass to the bathroom with that razor and do it right. Change their hair when you have tattooed their anus. oh that was amazing mm-hmm that's what shows up when you do it to me yeah she has it as my profile picture bubbles just happen yeah one of my clients dad asks me to tattoo on his back inner arm a ship in a bottle, but it's a pirate ship with a duck standing on the deck smoking a joint, I thought it was a joint, I hope the person doesn't hear it, but anyway I once thought it was a joke and They had sent me basically what they wanted, the guy was explaining to me.

To me, he's the best unknown fighter in the world because I don't know martial arts or anything like that and he's like, I think you can really pull off this tattoo idea, this concept that I really want and basically he wanted some kind of thing. about something geometric, he was going to explain it to me more, but basically to make it like it was blurry so that when he moved fast it looked like you couldn't really see it, you know, and it was absolutely ridiculous. I thought it was a joke, but I don't think it was.

He had a friend, not a friend, he is a client. His name was Nathan and he wanted seven cherry blossoms to represent the seven years he spent in prison. Every cherry wanted something like that. The flower was black to represent darkness. He went through solitary confinement and then wanted each of the cherry blossoms to like dripping water to represent the tears they shed when he cried. I guess he had this. He had this guy. as a big guy, he asked me to tattoo ABS on him, he wanted it well shaded, he wanted to be able to flex when he went out to Havasu, but I couldn't do it, you know, it was a little hard for me.

To understand that I had to go through the worst tattoo idea I have ever come across. In fact, I did it when I started tattooing. I worked in this really dirty little street store and I was the new person there and it was like hazing. and they obviously didn't want me to work there so if someone walked in and since I was still earning my spot in the store I couldn't say no to anything that walked in the door so this guy walked in and I wanted to tattoo him right above his butt and it was like authorized personnel like without trespass, so he comes to tattoo it, he wants it and with red ink, he wants it this big, like super small, on top of his butt and I'm going to stencil it. and he hasn't even shaved, so I had to send him to the bathroom.

He shaves himself, he cuts himself everywhere. It's all a mess, but I still got the tattoo and I definitely felt respect for my coworkers for getting the tattoo, but that's how it was. It wasn't a fun experience at all and he didn't say anything good in the same store. I had the worst couple tattoo idea ever, so a photo like the Beverly Hillbilly couple and they walk in and decide they want belly chains, husband and wife, like they were real. Sloppy Trailer Park people, but they want belly chains that connect so when they're next to each other it looks like they're tied together at the belly, so I was still going to do it, obviously, because you know I was winning over them. bones in the store. but they did not agree with the price I charged.

I asked for a ridiculous amount of money because I didn't want to do it and they said, well, you didn't even go to college to do this and I was like, okay. Well get out of my shop so the worst tattoo idea I've ever had in the first season of how FAR went too far would have to be the baby devil, yeah he got it, he went literally full blown, a spawn of Satan tattooed on his crotch. and it wasn't fun to do it, it wasn't fun to do it for me or for him. I had this guy one time he asked me to make a bunch of corpses and stuff and he liked to hang people and it was very, very gory, and I even asked him. if you want some dead babies, but no, no, I didn't do that.

I like to do horror things that are a little gory, but not too much. You know, I have to keep it artistic a lot of times, like people come to you. ideas and saying it's the worst idea is mainly because the client doesn't really know how to put things together, but sometimes you come up with ideas that just don't make sense and there's no way to improve them, even if they depend or are good. What an artist you are, it's going to look like a mess and this guy wanted to have a half sleeve, that was the Digimons theme, which is kind of similar to Pokémon but a little different, so Tiki Mons is done in a Victorian line engraving style . but compost, so they looked like hero crafts and that just didn't make any sense and from the beginning I was like there's no way this is going to work.

I'm sorry, honestly, there are so many I don't even know, but I'm going to go, I want to tell you that I worked in a really ghetto store in New York many years ago, the easiest money I've ever made, but I didn't even talk to the customers I They would come with the template and tell me this. a lot and people were like I remember from the beginning I remember this boy, this girl who they were putting a spider web on her butt with a number 30 like inside her butt and she was a super pretty girl, she had a spark , but a super cute young girl and then you know, some tattoos here, I said, well, I did it, I'm sorry, I did it, I was young and I needed the money and she said, oh, this is my man, it's a number basketball, okay, that's a mistake and then halfway. through the tattoo i realized that her man was someone else's man, you know she was this guy's side chick who was a baseball player, you know, it's like and she had an id like a perfect ass and you say, oh my god, she just dropped so many like she was a super driver, she just lost so many stars, yeah, you know, whatever I did, I did a guy's forehead, I got a tattoo of some big old thing in this part, he was great, but you I know the crazy thing, I don't know if it was bad, but I did Snotty Bastards on his very big forehead, so you know I ended up doing it and I feel like you know, I feel like my Catholic mom just leaves. oh, you know, I did it anyway and it kept going up 10% on the Xerox machine and I finally said, no, I can't do that.

I'm going to feel really bad, you know, I can't do this to him, man, and then um, you know, I threw in this Hail Mary as a price, okay, I'll double my ethics for this pie, come back, he's like, yeah, yeah, great, okay, looks like you're getting your face tattooed today. you put it I like it on the dot-dot-dot on this girl's back lower back lower back full seal like a billboard hot pink two colors of pink hot pink I enjoyed it well, maybe when I was younger it would really catch people's attention and I would ask them For gang tattoos is something that I discovered now because of the danger that comes with it and marking you in such a way as if you were putting a target on your face or whatever.

I myself had gang tattoos on my face. at one point in my life I took them off and uh, I think now some of the kids asked me like, hey, I want to tattoo the neighborhood on my face or whatever, there's a lot of other stupid like drunk people. trying to make them girls' names or whatever, but to me those are the stupidest in the sense that a boy or a young man wouldn't know what kind of repercussions they could have, like marking yourself that way, you know when You're young, you want to be a badass and you want to put things on your body, put things like that, um, not knowing that they could ruin your life or they can take your life by having that.

I remember when I was 19 and this kid. I wanted to hashtag the inside of his damage, but then there are tattoos I got where a guy had flames around his butt and Satan's lair on each cheek. The worst thing about that was I thought he was joking and then he did. And when he fell he was wearing a thong and this guy was like 60 years old, so he was an older man and the whole time he was showing me porn on his phone and he liked to laugh with me and like it. It was the weirdest thing and I finished the tattoo and it turns out the guy is half blind and the whole time he showed me porn I didn't know if he was trying to flirt with me or what the hell was going on, so figure it out. he was half blind, it made it even stranger if you saw the crack around that and then it was Satan's lair right in the middle of the flames, so that gives a good picture of what hell would look like, I don't think. we could say it better