Wonder Woman Pitch Meeting

So, you have a Wonder Woman script for me, yes sir, I do, so we will see Diana as a little girl on the famous Kira, which is an island full of badass warrior women and they all have a secret duty to protect The humanity. Very cool, yes. Too bad I'll have to give everyone silly accents. Well, Gal Gadot can't really do any accents other than her own, so we're going to have to make everyone talk a little silly. Well, what kind of accent do we have? speaking here I'm not going to lie, it's going to sound a bit like Borat, my wife Vera denies Diana, I like her, it's okay, anyway Diana's mom tells her all about this god called Aries who killed all the other gods and wants men to destroy each other is that okay and Zeus left the Amazon with the weapon powerful enough to kill a God and also there will be a lot of talk about how Diana can't know who she really is and Diana is the murderer of gods well yeah damn sorry that was a twist yeah it's like a big twist later it's so obvious oh yeah oh well maybe it'll surprise some people no damn but wait if the mother of Diana doesn't want him to find out who she really is, why does she even tell him about Ares and a godslayer in the first place, well, she tells him that this sword is the godslayer, okay, but instead of do that, why not just not tell him any of it?

Because I have to make Diana learn these things in order for the plot of the movie to happen. she stumbled upon some ancient text or something instead of the only person who doesn't want her researching this stuff being the one to tell her all about this stuff, right? I guess that would make more sense, but I want to have these interesting ones. The drawings appear on the screen as she explains it, huh, that sounds cool. Okay, keep it up. Anyway, one day Diana is looking out to sea and she sees a guy named Steve Trevor crash her plane and then she saves him.

Did you have anyone there? I'd mind playing him maybe we could get one of those hot Chrises Oh which one Chris Pratt is Marvel Chris Hemsworth also Marvel Chris Evans is Marvel Chris Nolan is director Chris Plummer that's an old man Christina Applegate that's a

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Chris Mis that's a holiday Chris Christie politician Christian Mingle dating website well maybe that guy from Star Trek Chris Maple wrong tree Chris Anthem um that's a flower Chris Pine that's the only one oh yeah I could get Chris Pine we're actually good friends, cool, so anyway this guy is being chased by some Germans, uh-oh, and then Steve tells them about World War I, they don't know about World War I, apparently not, isn't it their duty sacred to protect humanity?

You would think they would keep up with similar weapons and the world. Conflicts, you think, but it seems like they were more focused on doing backflips and pretty fair stuff, mister tight, they're really good at backflips, well that's cool, so Steve also tells them about these two bad guys, Ludendorff and dr. Poisson, who made a really deadly gas, what's their backstory, they're evil, oh that's good, then Diana decides that Ares is causing World War I and she wants to go to Steve to end it. I have to say it's great to have a man land. an island where it's all women and don't fall into the territory of immature sex jokes before they leave she'll see his penis okay there it is she's never seen one before so it's funny yeah I got it so that Steve must be like he's losing his mind. finding out that the gods are real, it's not really like, eh, that's cool, well, he's not wrong, so they're going to London together to tell Steve's bosses about the gasps, yeah, I mean, I guess not.

There is time to lose, no, but us. They're going to have a fun little shopping montage where she tries on some dresses. The shopping montages are fun or some of the dresses will be silly. Some of them will be dumb, that's cool. Also some German spies will try to kill Steve. Oh yeah, but Steve. and Diana will knock all of them unconscious except one, what happens to her? Well, Wonder Woman tries to interrogate him but he kills himself with cyanide. Oh well, there are other guys who are just unconscious so she can interrogate them. Yeah, I guess so, but she.

I'm not going to do that, so Diana and Steve present their information to the government people and they say we have to do something and the government people say yes, so they're going to take matters into their own hands. taking matters into your own hands is difficult, yes, so Steve will put together a great team of soldiers and the interesting thing about them is that none of them have character arcs. Oh, what do you mean by that, for example, one of them will have PTSD and not be able to fire a shot and we're not going to pay for that in the end by having him get over it and take an important shot, no, interesting choice, so they'll go to no man's land, what is that? place where the soldiers haven't been able to gain an inch of ground because they're a bunch of Germans with machine guns, okay, so Wonder Woman comes out and everyone starts shooting at her.

Wow, so Steve it's like she's taking all the fire, come on. well, the Germans just start shooting at other people; They won't, they are very concentrated aiming all their firepower at this half-naked

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, and if any of the bullets hit her, it doesn't seem like everyone will shoot her at shoulder height, so it's easy to block what a strange strategy and then she and Steve will save a small town together. I have to say it's refreshing to have a man and a woman working together on this movie without all the romantic stuff you normally see and then her and Steve.

They're going to be boned, oh they are, yeah, and from there it's all going to get really silly, how cool, like they find out Ludendorff is throwing a big party and Steve walks in speaking English with a German accent and pretending he missed his invitation, Oh. that's nonsense yeah well I mean there's something in movies called a translation convention where foreign characters talk to each other in English as a way to avoid subtitles yeah I mean that would be cool but let's have subtitles in Elsewhere in the movie, oh yeah, the German soldiers will yell at each other in German, so that's a thing, so Steve is really using the fact that the German High Command speaks English to each other as a way of moving the plot forward and backward. so Wonder Woman will also crash the party after forcibly stripping a woman naked and leaving her in the woods and she won't even try to do an accent, oh will they catch her?

No, she will slow dance with Ludendorff and, without him telling her, she will begin. Speaking of Greek gods, why would he do that? Yeah, it's super unnatural, but I want the audience to think he's Aries, huh, so Ludendorff is going to gas the little town from earlier and Wonder Woman will be mad, not very nice to him, and then I'll kill him and I'll be a little devastated because The whole war doesn't end after he dies. Oh, that's really good. We will make her realize that not all men are good and everyone is to blame in the war and then the real Ares. is going to appear oh, it seemed like you had a really cool message, yeah, but then I didn't get it right and it turns out that all this time Ares was this government guy with the mustache, Sir Patrick Wow, well, what's going to happen next? a big fight and using crazy powers and throwing things at each other with lights and what exactly Diana's powers are, we'll keep it very vague, so every time she does something, people would be like, oh, I guess she can do that smart way and then Steve Rogers will sacrifice himself on a plane.

Did you say Steve Rogers didn't? Then Wonder Woman levels up thanks to the power of love. Wow and Ares will say: I will destroy you. I mean, you'll come up with a better line. Then she will kill Ares and the whole war will stop, so really it was all Ares' fault. Hmm, doesn't that trivialize the meaning of World War I perhaps? and how it ends Diana is going to fly it's going to be really cute oh she can fly now sure why she not very cool so what do you think? Well, I feel like it's very significant that we're making a female lead superhero movie, yes, we are.

We are exactly making great strides, it's about time women are treated equally in Hollywood and it starts with us, hey, hey Jew, did you forget something? Yes, super easy, barely an inconvenience, what I was having in my car and I just felt this great need to do it. I come back and say that, what does it mean? Don't know. I just felt like people would get mad if I didn't say that. What people I don't know. Hey guys, Ryan here, I hope you enjoyed that introductory

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