Tempolimit: Kulturkampf gegen das Auto | heute-show vom 01.02.2019

People, people, people, you just go on vacation for six weeks, come back and live in an ecological dictatorship. In Germany, there is suddenly a cultural war against the

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mobile. Everyone was interested in it. to the Scheuer who directly said that the speed limit is nonsense and goes against all common sense, it is somehow possible, he says yes, it goes against common sense, every other civilized country has a speed limit , but they are simply crazy and she has hit the duck of the day again. In the end, by the way, here on the left in the photo, ladies and gentlemen, the one on the right would probably be the best transport minister in the tax office .

From now on he is officially the patron saint. of German lead feet. Yeah, I mean, it's a fact. We Germans are proudly called 6d. They don't care at all, but they have no right to the grass. After all, tourists come from everywhere. All over the world we can drive in a good Rotenbühl, better than in Holland. Yes, we are better at doing laundry. Yes, we have to save money by driving. It works for me too, we both live here, but that's the solution. is that the solution according to the police union is the more conservative of the two police unions, speed is still the leading cause of death on our roads, a fact, but it is good that we are finally having an honest debate.

We have never had the Before the debate, after today's cabinet meeting, government spokesman East said the federal government had no reason to impose a blanket speed limit. Yes, so Claus Kleber was still very sexy. Yeah, I have no idea what's happened since then. The dispute is really eternal, you can almost do it, you no longer hear how about a maximum speed compromise 150 or yes, no idea, 210 in the wet, you can suggest anything, no chance, no chance, every speed limit threatens the freedom. That is this new concept of freedom. right of the German to cool the smaller cars in the left lane.

If something like this is questioned, there will immediately be problems with the entire ADAC Bild CSU gang. A general speed limit would neither contribute to traffic safety nor contribute significantly to environmental protection. Driving at a soporific 120 or 130 on 6 freeways with virtually zero traffic can do that. It is also dangerous, extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous, so it is better to drive at 2/100 on the Ramsauer railways. speed limit and the Germans. You have to be honest, we're just not cut out for it. The German driver is the best driver in the world, as the latest research

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s. Unfortunately, the German brain is not designed for low speeds. km h, the driver suddenly enters a deep sleep phase between 50 and 80.

He prepares coffee and makes phone calls at a speed of 120. The German likes to clean the interior of the vehicle. He only looks at speeds greater than 130 times. the road but it will be active the eyes and ears function normally and beyond 2 and things finally its sexual organs are completely supplied with blood and the driver can reproduce, this is how he could do it if he had not run over his wife the other day, no We are that way. Simply crazy War against cars Fortunately, the German driver still has some last friends in this country, such as the young doctor Professor Dieter Köhler.

Now, together with his colleagues, the limit has finally been discovered. Just before all the traffic bans, it turned out that nitrogen oxides and fine dust are not at all harmful to health and are their kind, yes, a feel-good gas. The lung expert is one of more than 100 scientists who doubt that fine dust and nitrogen oxides in German cities are dangerous to health, because neither in Germany nor in Europe are there deaths from it. Yes, that sounds like it. You may have heard that, so I immediately booked my summer vacation at the Neckartor in Stuttgart. By the way, it will be fantastic.

No serious scientist has ever claimed that nitrogen oxides and particulates alone cause deaths. They are accelerators in the body that can cause inflammation and disease and even cancer, especially in people with pre-existing illnesses or in children who know they are living at escape levels. not to mention that the German dachshund came in second place and maybe you can work with German banks, of course, it must be admitted that no one has ever disputed that these limits are also set politically, which is always a trade-off between protection of risk groups. and the mobility of citizens to the bar, the duck of the day, the climate continues with enthusiasm against the limit values, why, because it distracts so well from one's own failure, who has talked for years about supposedly clean diesel and has made the turn a blind eye to trash? from the

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motive industry What follows is a mega, the issue of the automakers is simply asking you to guide them through the sand by the nose ring or I know I forgive you, of course, you also have mega announcements from me.

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The announcements to the German automotive industry on the 3rd continue doing exactly the same and then when will my new Q7 finally arrive and in simply precise they say, by the way, the debate about the exact height of the. the limit value or the location of the measuring devices is absolutely legitimate, but the science itself is included. 70,000 international studies on air pollutants discredit Bild and company, Mr. Minister, but it is clear that many Germans now do not know which scientists should do it. We believe that a new research laboratory led by Dr.

Albrecht Humboldt of Recobrado has just opened in Munich. What exactly are they investigating? It's great that you ask: At the Scheer Institute for Common Sense we are trying something completely new: science. Based on facts, that has never been proven before. An example: this rabbit has been breathing nitrogen oxides non-stop for two weeks and we have this rabbit stewed in red wine for two hours and now I ask you which rabbit looks better. Yo, are you even a scientist? Yes, of course, I have a shelter for the so-called conventional science that states that nitrogen oxides are harmful. 112 pulmonary doctors talk nonsense and that's not all. seen nitrogen oxide and more than 100 euros logan with porsche sure you don't have a small penis interesting night but the limit values ​​still protect certain risk groups in cities with bad air sorry if elderly people or people with chronic diseases have problems with Bad Air then it is also a bit evolutionary, that's how it seems to be wanted.

The facts finally need to be put back into the debate and the speed limit is something you probably don't want either. No, it doesn't help here. Crash test: An SUV crashes into a small car with 180 things in the SUV. Everyone in the small car is unharmed. Problem because because they were going too slow, speed too low is the cause of death. Do you know how many accident victims are cyclists that we have calculated here? If all bikes traveled at least 80 km h then people would be home before the accident happened no it's always so easy to say something is dangerous or unhealthy without evidence everything is healthy here our test subject is hammering nails into himself in the hand with a nail gun, of course it hurts, but is it really the nail?

Maybe the man has a pre-existing disease that we don't know about and a lot of long-term studies again. Yes, unfortunately we do not have time, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Very much in favor of the speed limit. Curiously, in surveys, more men than women have spoken out against the speed limit and this fits in with the debate about so-called toxic masculinity that is currently taking place in German magazines, like a nerve. If man were already a disease in himself, as if the set of male chromosomes 1 1 were a social problem, all this can no longer be true, my friend, but your colleague Dietmar Wischmeyer is now achieving toxic masculinity, which is why he has he even published his own magazine now newsstand the new dietmar the magazine for the disappointed older man hello maria enough is enough smoking is prohibited everywhere during the day you have to be sober and now there is also a speed limit should we just cut off our balls or No?

Enough for the man to keep his car tied up for now he says, "I can do 250." What can you do? So you can't put your tail in. Only when you look death in the eyes, including those of other road users, do it. Do you feel life inside you? Is it so hard to understand. A man has a goal in life that is not achieved by staring at the rear of his Nissan Micra for minutes when I then read that not only is my V8 destroying the planet but also my equipment and then it really comes to mind how much arugula I would have to eat to getting the added value of 500 grams of fillets can reach four and a half kilos, not even a goat can do that in a day and I just don't.

The man doesn't have time and needs meat, otherwise he only runs on three cylinders and could being replaced at work by any girl or man who has soft sides, everyone would consider a new guy who leaves his wife wrong, we all drink alcohol. time, die five years before women and hang ourselves twice as often because we are very sensitive when a man doesn't know the salty solutions to problems, baby, and I have the damn right every New Year's Eve to blow off another finger with a Polish firecracker. If a woman thinks for hours, a man already knows that he just did something wrong.

I always say that she will only realize when the last kubicki is gone. Robert Habeck can't drink properly. I'm not that upset anymore, so I just wanted to wish everyone a good day. Everyone is leaving their techniques behind and now you are leaving a shitty road.