Will Ferrell | Hilarious and Epic Bloopers, Gags and Outtakes Compilation

Hey, I'm the newbie Bobby every time I'm in Beijing I enjoy Dr.'s prune sweets. han the dragon eats the miles and chases through the bamboo the bishop wore buttless chaps to the bat mitzvah but mitzvah's they're coming into the backyard grab the kids save the kids please please please he was so full of testosterone he I actually killed a coyote, you're retired now, I can't have you, so I mean you just played with me masterfully, Derek, but I fit in and I told my wife Beverly when I was on top of her don't don't laugh when I he was on top of her making intense and painful love the skeleton took a shower the skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower the skeleton the human torch couldn't get a bank loan the human torch hmm hugh the human torch was denied a bank loan it seems I'm on to something no, no, that's it, stop it, stop it, oh God, are you going to let your children talk to their grandfather like that, I'm their eldest.

I'm sure I'm Chip Chip, that little toad face better show up or I'll do it right, do it because I ain't got no time for mischief, no good time 'cause I'm hot, hot and angry, Michelangelo would blush. I like it and you. sitting on it and I like being it, I would like to be friends with it, wow, you certainly know how to congratulate someone, okay, flag in a list of countries, yes, I'm going to get all the permissions, the right permissions, we'll play with gi joes and uh we have a whole city that we built in my basement in a city in an urban environment I want to see her defecate hit her so hard that she has a sensation of defecating that tells me it doesn't feel like that I don't mean it feels like your leg?

The other day I indulged in the image of Mrs. Buttersworth, she took me there like I was on the express, a train, bing bang boom, talk about a river of ejaculate, a volume I've never seen in my life now I know how what the villages of pompeii felt like now i know what those sad villagers of pompeii felt like except being where hot lava was rained on them i was rained on those villagers with foamy ejaculated adams i'm leaving To be brutally frank with you, i hate you, but damn, i respect you Are you clear? You are in charge of picking up the donkey, you

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I don't know that I had to go to a specialist to have my hips realigned. It is very painful. The doctor said it was similar to operating on a German shepherd. When they have hip dysplasia. I'm not that professional. I can't do this now. that Hansel is so hot right now I would burn my finger if I touched him Hansel is so hot now you know, Todd serve me an order of hot piping Hansel that's Hansel he's amazing and he's hot as a firecracker king, I lost everything because of you I didn't do it someone boob hard boob mom what's the only thing you can't talk to me about my sexual fantasies I want the juice to spill okay okay if I was calling right click if I remember correctly my beautiful plums bluish tone the sun just dancing on them it's nice getting ready for taking them to the market I can feel it in my plums I can feel it in my plums you are turning a nice bluish tone getting ready to take them to the farmer Market special two plums for one.

I can feel it in my plums. I can feel the tension in the air. We'll try to find out exactly what interstate they are on if you want to help the authorities. uh, get ahead of this thing. maybe create some kind of civil barricade um um an infinite amount of someone hard up there them inside just someone in a private area someone in the neck a hard tit a hot tent God, God, help me, so strong, so strong, it's a piece like that. That's extra if you ask me for the love of your friend, you in the eyeball, man, I think I see blue, I don't know, it looks glorious, oh wait, wait, what's up with the puppy?

The puppy doesn't have a name because you can't name it. a name in the innocence of that face why would I want a mug that says FBI unless I work for the FBI but then you do it you do it like a what uh shut up I'm sorry I couldn't wait can you? Do you want to yell at me again, do you collect comics? I'm a normal kid I have very little time to get to the office to the gym quickly you're describing the end of civilization that's not news if that's the end of time I'm I have a front row seat with a big jar of popcorn with butter and a greasy chicken leg so he can walk into his own accounting firm right next door.

They came in and altered the records. They went in to tamper with they recorded them so they would hide they went in to tamper with the record so they hid they went in to tamper with the record okay, okay, what's okay, what lindle organized the whole cast john rob lindle stay well, what am I running a business here and you're running a trial center brick brick is dead I'm sorry I'm a champion my motto has always been when it's okay it's right my way I'm so sorry no it's okay I looked at it okay here we go oh I can't look at you guys education special The captain of the detectives wants to see you.

I think you already know the procedure. Yes, that's so bad. Have you ever done it that much? You had to put your dick in the freezer. Have you ever done so much in one period of time last July? A lot of last summer was like my biggest summer because have you ever farted in a girl's face while doing it? This month I got so much I had to ice it. My balls calm down and you calm down calmly, let's get through this. What are you talking about, let's write this? Don't be silly, take me now, what are you taking me?

Oh, come back here. What are you doing? Don't be weird. I was a clown for Halloween. What were you? Child things. It has to be a. huge market for opera lettering right, we have to get a job we have to get to work right now you want to hit me make sure this doesn't hurt me you think I need it you finished too quickly So what's going on with this? What's going on oh I'm sorry, okay, yeah, I'm okay, I'm sorry, no, I'm stuck, I have to do it, yeah, okay, can you hear me guys, look, look at me, oh my God, yeah, I started, hey, are you coming? tonight alright, I don't care, bring 'em all, yeah, down and out, alright, I got you, hey gang, you know what makes this big day even better?

I'll wait until I reach my goal and then I'll tell you. yes, oh no, don't they paint something majestic, wolf lamp and his family, this is galco, which in Hebrew means goodness, galco, go, I don't know the hard way, I can go straight to the hard way, why did you make that Will that face look down? Tell us everything, okay, we will do it. You know what I mean? Everyone kept their heads spinning and that's what you have to do when you find yourself in the middle of a cockfight. Do you know the difference between pubic lice and a I don't I'm sorry I'm going to take this I'm going to stick it in your temple get ready for a fight a fight coming up I don't want that and I want to hit you This is the only chance I'll probably have to shoot you.