Ultimate Collection: David Earl outtakes from Derek (Kev) and After Life (Brian)

oh, she looks good, look how christian she is with a partner, he's made a nickname, you know, i often get asked, you know, kev, why don't you get into the porn industry, buddy, do you love yourself, You mean, you probably would, buddy? you deserve it keep going cut on tap 24/7 who is asking you for a sister to cut on tap 24/7? cut on tap the simple answer, see, I have a stumpy knob, so I have no shaft to speak of without a grip, okay? almost impossible, you don't care about the signatures, you just use them as a way to approach women, what's the problem with that?

Well I don't think that's how you should work, well I do and you have a permanent contract. boner in the way buddy okay get on with it just leave it with that I can't leave it I got a permanent one in the way why the hairy women wanted to be on top at a time when Derek starts rolling towards my. it was like no, no, please don't put fucking Tiananmen Square there hand pump after hand pump pop after hand pump a lot of boob work just making this stuff up Michael the security guard and I are like that, he loves talking to me . great listener, probably the only guy I would do a threesome with between you and me, if you had to choose which one you would do, I'm just saying you know I'm thinking about it, all of them in a bunch, yeah I did. you feed my slug no, you would go up in the trunk, you would go up to the train station no, no, you would go up to the train station and pee on me, that was going to be a euphemism, but no, literally, that's something, that's what it is good.

I'll go with you to the station, the estate overlooks it, okay, get into our caravan, that's where Derek and I live, that's where he sleeps and last Tuesday I had Janice here. I always have to get her in the car at a certain time. way to get the business side to face the door I always have to get it to the caravan a certain way to get the business side to face the door uh I don't have a chance any other way so I open the door normally. The asshole is blinking at me if she reversed it I wouldn't stand a damn chance so I always like to do it that way and make sure she winks at me as soon as she puts the silly hat on me if she ever does. the other way around I wouldn't have any fucking chance so I like to get it that way you can do this don't come to me if she ever reversed it I wouldn't have any fucking chance so I like to get it In a way, Elsa was winking at me, I forgot to turn on that light, now you have to line up that line, but Janice appreciates it, so I'm working on the nipples, which is literally the strangest conversation I've ever had. and again what I like to do is rest your head there and then spread your legs like a big pair of scissors and what's looking at me looks like some kind of sick badger, okay, I'm literally going to burst and have a special room in a bag and a small bowl of peanuts, it's okay, go ahead without me, do what you want, do what you want, take some cuts and good luck, try the bed, yeah buddy, the suspension is okay, it's okay, just come .

Come on, yeah, okay, this is going to take a long time everyone, so keep it going, you gotta do it man, you're a pro, you're a pro, okay, okay, okay, okay, keep going, It goes on and on. go on, oh there it is, where is it okay? I don't know what to do except wear earplugs so I can't hear what you're saying, he's asleep, go on, go on, sit on my face, he's pretty tough dude, no, no, oh god, this. It's the worst vacation I've ever had. I would like to. I would like to file a complaint.

Please, what do you think he was doing doing it from behind? God, oh God, slapping that pretty white ass. I'm on an all-time low that's really good very good benefit drunk vagina uterus cervix these are some of my favorite things what else clitoris calms and flutters I love you I love you I love you I love you then I'm walking down the street with a full bag of dildos okay piece by piece do that again there's another place and then go back to viva okay, okay, bye guys, this is song writing at its finest, right, okay, I'm an alpha male, no, no, he's not, I'm an alpha male, I'm definitely straight, but when Look, Nick Knowles, I get tough with the simple, I don't know what it is about the man, he's tough but tender, he's uh, I feel like he'll take care of me under the duvet , but I do want it to roll. on me like a freight train he'd do what no one's ever done oh man oh sorry get off, sorry to waste it, didn't expect that like a noise, that's the most fun, I mean a couple of coconuts and milk, So what am I going to do?

Absolutely bursting at the seams down there a couple of hairy coconuts all full of milk I can't do this I'll do it How about Valerie Yes what's green comes in pints Elephants do it again Elephants I think I've got a bit of a scene, huh? classic can hit your bottle, it says, you know where you're going, you know what you're doing everywhere, I was in a fog, I'm so sorry, okay, can we pick up from? I was in a haze, I don't. I don't know what I was doing, I don't know what I was thinking, I was all over the place, I was in a mess, sorry, sure, sorry, I'm ready now, you know now?

I've done it now and now I've been on stage now I know what it feels like I'd love to do it again that's great I've done it now I know what it feels like to be on stage outside great do you know now that I've done it now that I've been on stage now I know what it feels like I'd love to do it again now I've been on stage now I know what it feels like I'd love to do it again This is ridiculous but we can get it here too okay sorry y'all okay , one more, one more, do you know now that I've done it?

I don't know what it's like to be on stage oh god oh oh my punishment yes you're the hoarder yes you were prozzie I know you thank you very much yes I've seen you in the garages I couldn't afford that not in a million years no I have to make up my own fun I've shut my ass up so that works oh now he's interested trade secret, isn't he? Now you're a friend, basically Joe, don't do it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have to make up my own fun, I got up my ass if that gives you any idea. for my romantic status, so how does that work?

Oh no, he's interested, Tracy, isn't he now? Basically, I stick it in there, limp, sorry, sorry, sorry, so what does that look like? Oh, that was completely different, um, how does that work? he's interested in trade secrets now you're surprised how that works oh now you're interested he can't start by the ear now he's interested in trade secrets now you're a friend I basically got stuck basically I got in I'm sorry basically I I lay there limp and then I wait to get hard, so I'm very close to doing it. Sorry, basically, I just lay there limp.

I can't understand what you're saying, but I love watching you eat. Well, say it all. together there she is you're right here's one why did the chicken cross the street to get away from the smell of two gypsies my wife they're not even real jokes it's also racist shut up why the smell of two gypsies my wife the smell was coming from her, you should know she had a terrible feminine hygiene problem she was the one who stinked I used to tell her you have a bad smell going down there in that cabbage okay, okay, without that voucher, mystery missionary, mysterious, missionary mystery boring missionary turn around let me see your ass let me see your ass I'm sorry I'm sorry don't apologize jesus christ boring turn around love let me see that ass not even the ass I like the anus let me see that ass eh not even the ass actually I just like our rope I would just like it the ass I like the anus the eye of mystery right on his neck safe by the bell give me your ass please I'm sorry I'm sorry so I can do it I can do it you know Wilson brothers, yes, there they go now, once, one in each point, one in the barnacle, you know, Lucas Holt, yes, it has a platform at right angles, it shoots in one direction, it shoots in another, you know, Adam Hayworth, yes, Major William Tambury, you know, Gordon Walker, the gardener, yes. he hung her by her ankles once she fed on a minge like a hot tribute cake i don't know what you're doing i'm thinking about i fell i felt it i'm thinking about dead relatives i think she always wanted to do something artistic because she could always find the camera, you know, wherever I was in the room, even if I stuck it under her minge, even when I stuck it under her chaff chuff bang, she looked, waved at me, and walked up to the lens. she laughed one more ecstasy laughing at me and coming in a moment she laughs at me and coming at the same time he was a big man I enjoyed having him in the house what you think I don't know what to think heartbreaking brother like you said: let's see the chase ago five years.

I could have knocked one out. I shoved it right down your throat. It's like a big bombing balloon there.