Why Shark Tale is a Cinematic Disaster

Shark Tale is a 2004 North Korean computer-animated cautionary

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about the rise of totalitarian dictators produced by DreamWorks Animation and directed by mung daal yo what's up diggity dogs? I just made a mess in the other room, it's also one of the worst animated movies I've ever seen. Although I've seen it once in my life, to be fair, I don't watch many of those animated crime-against-nature movies like Ratah Toying or What's Perfect China. I promise to give you some. I don't know, maybe my brain is too. biased towards good animation, I mean, Ralph Briggs, The Internet was the worst animated movie I ever saw, Eugene, and I even think its Oscar nominations are justified given its competition, which I didn't bother to watch, but let me tell you what it didn't It is justified.

Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film. nominated Shark Tale, this film with its 35 percent Rotten Tomatoes score is somewhat lower than Cars 2 and the lowest score of any DreamWorks animated film. This film is commonly considered by everyone to be the worst feature film that DreamWorks has released this film in a year. When The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and the Polar Express were released, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences deemed the film exceptional enough to compete for the most prestigious honor an animated film can receive in a year in which its fellow nominees They were Shrek. 2 and The Incredibles, this movie is on the same level for these people as The Incredibles and Shrek 2, maybe they thought they had to nominate it because Martin Scorsese's voice is one of the characters, yes, yes, Martin Scorsese, one of the best living filmmakers of our time.

It's time for someone who has made some of the most iconic and influential films in history Martin Scorsese to play a pufferfish named Sykes or as I like to call him Puff Daddy. It didn't occur to me that the movie did come out now, who's your puppy daddy, how does he take care of you know, I don't know why Martin Scorsese is in this movie, it's not like he's ever acted in anything before or After this, well, you're clear, it doesn't make sense, I can't solve this. anomaly and no one seems to even be concerned about this strange occurrence, so I guess I'll move on.

I'm not going to lie, part of what made this review take so long is how long it took me to sit through this 90-minute movie until the end, I had to keep getting up and taking breaks every 15 minutes or so and I had Shrek 2 on the second tab not only for comparison but also because I just needed to cleanse my palate of the awfulness. storytelling horrible animation when remembering what a real animated movie looks like what's the problem there how Shark Tale is infinitely worse than Shrek 2 from a story point of view and animation point of view it's not like animation and Shrek 2 holds up super well today, but then you see how it could have looked and you think: I don't know, an animation company is capable of making two films with their drastic difference in quality like Shrek 2 and Shark Tale in one year, but again Pixar did.

Inside out on the dinosaur well in a year so I don't know what to believe anymore whatever let's get this over with so we can go see something nicer like my mom or the house Jack built or maybe over the head that Shark Tale has. The most confusing world I've ever seen in an animated movie. I'm pretty sure the emoji movie does a better job of creating a realistic, cohesive environment where you understand how everything works. It's generally a very bad sign when you are terribly confused. In every image on screen during the first three minutes of a movie, it begins with the DreamWorks logo guy, who is some kind of omnipotent God who can sit on the moon and directly affects the story by fishing with his worm, thus immediately confirming There are omnipotent gods in the

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tail universe, which is a completely harmless detail that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, but it's here anyway, so it's cool, so this

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is humming the Jaws song and calls it his themes, why does he have this shark?

Steen Jaws, I mean, apparently he has a billboard later in the movie, how does that work? Is it like a documentary or is it a horror movie because it seems to be the same movie about humans fighting a shark? Spoilers: the shark dies. Why would a shark be so excited about this clearly anti-shark movie? I guess fish would find this movie about humans fighting sharks entertaining in the same way that we humans find a movie about fish fighting sharks entertaining, entertainingly bad, just look at the incredibly big necktie. -ins we see in this shot gah, do you get it gah because it's like buying Guppies, that's the joke?

Hey, do you want a refreshing glass of Coral Cola? Get it, how about a wavy old man? That's a knock in the knees because waves are commonly found. in the ocean and this movie takes place in Get It, but I think the real crown jewel here is the king fish, the king fish, because they're fish. I think it's a joke, but it's not like the real world equivalent is called a human king. Can? Imagine that, oh, honey, I'm so hungry. How about we go to the human king and get some human food? Yeah, that's pretty strange.

Well, that is the reality in which these fish live. They serve fish. There is cannibalism, it is common. in this world oh wait literally yeah because there's a sushi place right in the middle of town this monster is cutting his fellow fish into pieces and serving them up for public consumption $4 that's what it's worth your life, this guy if you're a salmon $4 I mean let's give him the benefit of the doubt maybe he just uses already dead people in his meat, doesn't that sound so appetizing? Who wants to come with me to the human meat store and buy some delicious human meat at least mrs.

Lovett didn't tell people there was human meat and his meat pies, seriously. I don't understand how this guy hasn't been arrested and his establishment closed for numerous health and ethical code violations and the ultimate irony here is that a sushi joke could have worked if he was a shark selling sushi to other sharks later in the story. movie, sharks are resting, but what if it were a sushi restaurant? I don't know, I'm trying to work with you, movie Anyway, give me a break. Let's go back to brand integration and see how it works in Shrek 2. You know, a movie that the team really thought about before making it.

They have Burger Prince, which doesn't seem surprising, but Shrek doesn't. They have a lot to work with, since it already takes place in a kingdom, it actually makes sense because you wouldn't want to upstage the real king from far, far away by naming your brand Burger King, that would be like calling the Burger Prime Minister or the President from Burger's real-world equivalent, they insert a Trump joke here, so yeah, there was actually some thought put into ensuring that Burger King's version of Shrek 2 didn't sound horribly stupid. The same thing was done with a lot of money, the Starbucks brand is very, very far away.

It's not hard, you old rascal, that's just funny, I can't help it, man, Deadly Arrow 4, it's like yeah, that sounds like a real movie in Shrek's world, but with Shark Tale the joke is fish puns , that's it, it's just fish puns and nothing like that. they are good, look at these celebrities with their stars of fame, which first of all are starfish, celebrities, like they are like that, why do they have names like jessica shrimp and muscle crow when they are not those species, Are they starfish? That's the other option. Starfish literally get paid to sit on top of these stars all day and scream their celebrity's name.

What kind of job is? That's really what you wanted from your career. Cod Stuart, starfish, did you expect this to be your life? Congratulations You're a blink-and-you'll-miss-it failure Laurence Fishburne, which doesn't even make sense, his name already has a fish in it, what was it like dropping the e from his name all of a sudden? A play on fish who thought this was even remotely okay to put your $75 million Academy Award nominee for Best Animated Feature and then there's the stamp I had to look up who it was since I'd never heard talk about it, this movie is very fresh and relevant, guys, but in this movie.

It's just a stamp, a disgusting and poorly made stamp, it's just a joke, okay, okay, one more thing, I've saved the best for last, there is a sign in the middle of this square that says celebrating History Month of Tuna, Tuna History Month. I have this movie. has a really strange can with the breed and I don't understand it enough, I don't just break it, oh don't worry Sykes, a lot of white fish can't do it, it's Oscar implying that it's a black fish because Black fish are like real fish in real life and he's not the boss, maybe the billboard joke could have worked if it said Blackfish History Month, but either, I'll give this movie credit for not being the worst movie ever.

Will Smith with questionable racial themes. implications and also as strange as this poster is, it actually gives us a good indication of the time period in which this movie takes place, so we see this poster in the first two minutes of the movie, which means that the movie starts in Tuna History Month, why am I? Saying this, when did my life go so wrong? Let's say it's February 1st when this movie starts. Oscar has his day at the car wash. The next thing he does is gamble and lose his money. He is tortured by a jellyfish and pretends to kill a shark, so the big shark at the Oscars.

The lie happens on February 2. Oscar quickly becomes famous, which leads to his face getting splotchy all over, a ton of brand deals, and even a tie-in video game. This couldn't have happened overnight, even if the movie is edited to make it seem that way, but later in the movie, when Oscar is buying flowers for Angie, he swims by the same sign that still says it's the Month from the Tuna Story, so everyone This happens in the span of a month, that doesn't make sense, but you know, maybe we can give this movie the benefit of the doubt and assume that a whole year has passed and now it's again Tuna History Month, in which case that's even worse, are you waiting for me?

Would believing that Oscar has been the shark hunter for an entire year and that he has only publicly killed a shark once, still be relevant either way? This is a huge hole in the movies time period that didn't even have to happen, just change the billboard when nothing next to it later in the movie or better ideas don't even have the billboard in the first place, this movie has been off the rails and almost everything I've talked about so far is just the first three minutes of the movie like people make nitpicky clickbait videos about the first three minutes of the movie dear ellen but here it's actually true.

I can't think of any other movie that loses its mind so quickly and we haven't even met the main character yet. Who is the boy? You're in for a Treat Oscar was a villain protagonist long before I took some creative liberties with my YouTube droppings. This guy is one of the most unlikeable protagonists I've ever seen in an animated movie, which would have been great if the movie was about an average guy who becomes a manipulative sociopathic liar who ignores everyone in his life while being consumed by the money and success. In fact, my head is now that this movie is what directly inspired Martin Scorsese to turn the Wolf of Wall Street into nine.

Years later, the piece here fits a little too well, but to be fair, Oscar starts out even less likable than Jordan Belfort, which is quite a feat to be sure. He seems fine at first because he uses the same natural charisma as his famous voice actor. youtuber Will Smith but then we discover that he is a superficial person who wants to be rich and famous and does not value the people in his life that he already has, he says that nobody likes a nobody, but almost everyone seems to like him, he has friends . and stuff, sure people at work don't really respect him and his boss doesn't respect him, but like the friends he has, the movie criticizes him for this later, but he doesn't feel learned because it overlooks his Other horrible actions and he doesn't give any consequences.

His friend gives him a pink pearl that belonged to his grandmother to help him pay his debt, which is so healthy that the next day he has a large envelope with money to give to Mr. Sykes, I know this because he literally says it out loud to no one without being prompted. Turn over a big envelope full of money and I'm going to give it to mr. Sykes, thanks, my dumb baby brain couldn't tell, so Oscar listens to these random fish saying that the race is rigged and on the lucky day he will win. Thanks, random fish.

I totally trust you. I'm going to bet the money my best friend sold him. the relicmost precious family member out of the goodness of his heart, I guess the movies are okay with that because Oscar has never been caught for doing this, luckily the Oscar horse loses and is tied up and tortured by jellyfish like the menace he is, but then the main plot of the movie begins and this character stops being remotely identifiable or similar at the slightest wait, that implies that he was before, it doesn't matter, Oscar is being chased by a shark and the shark is hit by an anchor and dies instead of swimming away like a rational fish, he inexplicably starts making karate noises and punching and kicking with his eyes closed so these idiotic jellyfish can come back and think he killed this shark from there, he makes up this story about having killed the shark. shark that everyone went back to The Whale Wash instantly somehow believes that I have no problem believing that the jellyfish believe Oscar's story, but I really think about this for a second.

Oscar killed a shark with no witnesses other than these two jellyfish who saw Oscar standing on top of this corpse after the fact. Nobody really seems to respect Oscar or these jellyfish, if he came to the whale wash and said "hey, I killed this shark, that's all hot", would anyone really believe him? She would tell him that he is full of lies. Sykes would get mad at him again and that drab little crab would probably believe him before he was honest, but that's it, no sane person would immediately accept the Oscar story without real evidence, it just sounds weird.

Too fishy, ​​but yeah, there's no way a UH Blue Streak cleaner fish can take on a great white shark and win. I don't think I know anything related to marine biology. What do I think of tears? Oh, although to be fair, maybe a blue-striped cleaner fish is capable of taking on a great white shark. We better ask for tears here just to be safe. I'm glad you asked. I think it's very important to consider the marine biology research that went into a movie that makes puns like bubblegum. and king of fish when considering the current meta and how astronomically the odds are stacked against the raw blue spilled street cleaner, I would say it is virtually impossible for him to win in a one on one fight when you compare the stats. becomes clear as day, oh and before you ask, yes, a giant, glowing coconut crab with mythical powers would have a much better chance of taking on a great white shark in combat.

I know, yes, Oscar killed this shark despite it being the most unlikely thing ever. Whatever the evidence is, it is taken seriously by everyone, including the newscasts who show up to interview him out of the blue, without being asked. Then he immediately receives countless offers from brands and appears on the cover of all the magazines. He owns the fish, which is just that, he waits a minute. Oh. Jay Shrinkson smoking seaweed. What's wrong with this movie? But anyway, in a real movie with a real pace, the Oscars' consent would not be so quick. He would have to prove himself a little more by fighting more sharks.

He does it later with Lenny, but that's it. 50 minutes into the movie, long after he became famous and already got everything he wanted in the span of one montage, all by doing absolutely nothing, this is like Hercules, but if Hercules didn't actually fight the Hydra in front of hundreds of people, simply stood still. on top of his dead body with no witnesses except two stupid people and everyone still lavishing him with the exact same praise they did in the movie, then during zero to the hero, Hercules isn't actually fighting any monsters, he's just absorbing the same adoration. riches for doing absolutely nothing but lying to everyone Oscar, don't take it personally, come on, I like them all, you wouldn't know why zero to hero such a satisfying song that isn't a damn slap because Hercules earned it, he he won it. the success of him and continues to gain him throughout the song.

What is this montage supposed to make me feel happy? Content I feel manipulated, this guy is and I can't believe we're supposed to call him the lead this movie should have been. he in the Martin Scorsese fish is the only one I have any sympathy for in the end he's trying to run a business and this idiot keeps cutting his money and Betty did it in horse racing so I guess he learns his lesson later or whatever , but It's not like he's a good person after that, he keeps acting just as annoying throughout the movie, but you already know enough about Will Smith Fish, he's not the only character in the movie and the other characters are much better, right?

TRUE? I hate Lenny more than I can possibly express in two words that he's essentially nothing more than an elaborate gay joke, except instead of being a fish, he's a vegetarian, a shark who doesn't eat meat and his father is ashamed of him for being different. , but not the movie. let's leave the angles of gay symbolism, he has all the subtlety of a cannonball in the face. Lenny has a scene where he tells Oscar that he is a vegetarian and this is funny: this idiot should somehow feel angry at this character, but I am more confused, in the same way that Oscar is voiced by the famous youtuber Will Smith .

Lenny is voiced by famous YouTuber Chaplinsky Games, and the voice he uses tries so hard to sound strident and effeminate that it's incredibly irritating. This is where I'm at. I was on a diet and I read an article about these shrimp, they are not good for you. I also don't buy the instant friendship between these two when this guy takes credit for the murder of Jeff Lynn's brother. I can understand the business relationship since then. they may mutually benefit from the staging of Lenny's death, but they act like best friends right away because that's what the story of Anne Tuohy and Monsters Inc. is blamed for.

We have to have our duo marketable so dumb kids will buy toys in them and then there's Angie played by someone who isn't a YouTuber. I've never heard of Zell. I could swear this character seems fine at first and you have feelings for her because Oscar constantly thinks of her as his friend. You're like my best friend. She sometimes she is like the voice of reason and says. the kind of thing that the audience is thinking, I mean, would you expect yourself to take credit for killing a shark and then everything will be fine and perfect for the rest of your life?

Uh, yeah. Wow, you're dumb, but then she starts acting obnoxiously clingy when Oscar kisses this sexy fish like the two of them are really dating and he's legit cheating on her with a sexy fish girl, you didn't tell him how you feel and he's too dumb to realize it on his own, but oh well, talk about sexy. Fish Lady, wow, what an incredible character, when she is first introduced it becomes clear to the viewer that she is, in fact, a gold digger. This is expressed very subtly through the musical choice. She only cares about the rich and famous for her money, which I guess Oscar is. either it's okay because he's a or he's too stupid to realize that deep down she's very shallow even though she literally tells him that deep down I'm very shallow, then there are the two jellyfish who are some of the most annoying that have ever existed.

What I would ever say or do is funny and I regret his inclusion in my life, then there is Martin Scorsese as Puff Daddy and I'm not going to lie, he is the only character in the movie that I like, ironically his delivery and comic timing are perfect . even if his dialogue usually isn't, he's also not completely obnoxious or a bad person like literally everyone else I just talked about, okay, I lied, I just remembered that I also like this octopus henchman, he's actually quite fun and, like some of the sharks, they have good things. lines here and there like this guy maybe whoever did this died a thousand deaths maybe the stinking worm of him Cuffy's corpse rots in the fiery depths of hell.

I saw this movie when I was six years old. I also liked this shrimp that has the saddest story ever. the whole universe about how he was born with class bones and paper skin or whatever and the father shark just doesn't care and tells his son to eat the shrimp alive, it's honestly amazing but then the shrimp comes back later and says a pop culture. reference and I instantly lost all sympathy for him, boy, this movie loves pop culture references, isn't it like you can't tell because of the brand integration? Remember Shrek Shrek made pop culture references and this is a movie that so desperately wants to be Shrek so much that half of its title is just an anagram of Shrek, yeah you thought you could fool me with the movie but I see it all, so there is humor in this movie, this might be a controversial statement, but Shark Tale is quite a mixed bag when it comes to humor, in fact I left it out quite a few moments throughout the movie, although I think a lot of it is It comes down to the actors' deliveries, are you kidding, are you kidding, are you out of your head, aren't you?

I don't know, the way these characters interact and play with each other is surprisingly natural and can lead to some fun moments. Gracie, wait, that's just wait, but outside of these interactions, the movie doesn't really have any jokes, let alone racial and pop stereotypes. cultural references racial stereotypes aren't funny okay move on pop culture references need a very specific context to really work they're funny when used correctly shrek uses them properly sharp tail just quotes random movies and hopes people laugh even though the kids have no idea why Oscar says random sentences that have no context or meaning and then there's the most iconic scene in the movie by far, which I really don't have words to describe, it's just majestic, but the This movie's incessant need to reference pop culture every five minutes is really nothing compared to the animation, the animation is so bad it's honestly kind of unbelievable.

Probably the easiest complaint against this movie is the character design and yeah, I don't really have much to add there, I have no idea why. You'd try to remake Will Smith's face into an animated fish, but to be fair, he doesn't look as bad as the genie. How sad it is that, honestly, Disney in 2019 has an animated Will Smith that looks worse than the shark story Shark Tale, but yeah. Everyone hates the design of the main characters and for good reason, but have you taken a look at some of these supporting characters? look at the sturgeon what is happening with his lips why did you do this? look at this stamp again look at the texture How is this real?

One of my favorite things to do in this movie is just look at the background characters and their beautiful faces. Look at this right turn. Have you been smoking seaweed? Why do you nod? But that's the emotional climax of the movie and he's just hanging around, don't mind me, what about being someone? I'm nobody without you realizing, oh yeah, back to the main characters, the scene is a very good example of how bad and creepy the expressions are. In this movie you can really notice that, as you can see, the background characters look very bad and the main characters are not only ugly but unable to moan, naturally, they are definitely not rigid, oh no, quite the opposite, they are too expressive .

Given how bad the actual design is where the faces actually are, watching this emotion is like watching puppies drown or Santa Claus get shot, it ruins the magic of the animation and makes me long for the sweet release of death. Madagascar is another DreamWorks movie with a lot of weird expressions, but the weird expressions work because they're intentionally weird for comedic effect, the timing is really good, and most importantly, the character design isn't complete, so the Weird expressions actually make the movie funnier. Weird expressions are not used for comedy. effect in Shark Tale this is what the characters naturally look like, it sucks also why this movie is so ugly, the colors are all washed out and it does the characters and environments no favors, there is not a single frame of this movie that you can see.

I can say that it looks good, it's also awful, it's so poorly rendered and so disgusting. I can go on and on about the animation, but that means my eyeballs would have to be subjected to this visual diarrhea for extended periods of time, so what are we going to leave out of that? Finally it's time to talk, we finally get to the end of the movie, it starts with the shark mafia kidnapping Angie, so Oscar Chaplinsky and Puff Daddy have to go save her and they have to help us sit at Oscar's. she pretends she doesn't know who angie is but oh oh sexy fish says she's lying Lola we meet again we meet again you just broke up with her five minutes ago what, so I guess sexy fish is just working with the mafia now for sure why not then Oscar laughs like a maniacbecause he is clinically insane.

Any order to Sebastian to execute order six leads to a shocking scene with Captain America the Winter Soldier's helicopters targeting every shark on the planet, leading to the genocide of the entire shark population. It's a joke. Instead, I wish Oscar would tell his pet whale shark to eat Angie. Now Oscar knows that Lenny hates the taste of fish and almost vomited when he had Oscar in his mouth for a few seconds, so instead of leaving while he has the chance, Oscar proceeds to stroke his enormous ego. in front of everyone, leading Lenny to throw up everything he ate.

I guess he finally realized that he was in the Shark Tail movie, then Don Lino realizes that his son is alive and is really angry, how are we supposed to feel bad about that? manipulated and lied to like everyone else, I hate Oscar as much as anyone, but you really expect me to side with a shark crime lord who should be imprisoned for his crimes against fish, hey, don lino, sir, listen, This is not his fault. It's between you and me, you are a people, so Lino chases after Oscar, who, being the kind, compassionate, intelligent person that he is, takes him straight to the densely populated car wash, why not?

I guess it's to trap him in this car wash machine, so sure, I guess whatever. so everyone cheers him on in slow motion with creepy faces and I guess that's too creepy for him so he announces that he's not a real shark hunter but I mean he technically captured the head of the shark mafia so you're a little bit Now he's a real shark hunter, but yeah, the truth comes out in this movie. He tries to have an emotional reconciliation between the shark father and his son and between Oscar and Angie again. I can't stress enough how adorable this is when you're trying to compare a district to a movie. that got both emotional reconciliations since king harold gave shrek his blessing to fiona reaffirming her love for the ogre she married here it's not earned because these characters aren't likable or relatable but it's believable because they're idiots angie gets back Oscar because she's an idiot and he's an idiot they deserve each other the sharp reconciliation is fine but what comes after that is quite possibly the dumbest thing that happens in the entire movie and that's saying so many things that Oscar asks the reef is it safe and if they're cool and Don Leno says well we're cool um how exactly are they cool yeah yeah it's It's a good thing that the guy who profited from the death of your only son helped you reconcile with your other child, but what does this have to do with the natural ecosystem and the order of things?

The mafia just closed, what are the sharks supposed to do? eat that everyone is fine with not eating more fish, each and every one of them, no one thinks that you have become soft and that you are going to try to usurp the mafia, that is what happens in Guardians too, which is a film with thought and effort put in. the script, but you know, all the sharks are fine with this and perfectly adjust the coexistence in the fish society, they even high-five Oscars, sorry, it's the most fake thing I've ever seen. Shrek the Third had a more believable resolution.

Shrek the third, I think what's even worse is the fact that no one is mad at Oscar at all for lying to them for as long as it's been a month out of the year, who knows anymore, everyone just applauds him when he kisses Angie, no one He is angry. that he handled every fish in this entire city. He should never again be allowed to eat lunch in this city. He should go to jail for violating all the contracts and brand agreements he signed. Donnelly shouldn't go to jail. all sharks should go to jail. for the writers they should go to jail someone put me out of my misery I can't stand this no dancing this is like something they wanted to do in 2004 have a big dance scene at the end and then make a montage of scenes from earlier in the movie with the actor names shrek: did we do it, let's do it again and this movie killed it this movie killed this big dance party trend because it was so bad here this is actually the worst movie scene in two movies and this thing died because this movie was so terrible because it did this, oh but don't worry, it's about time it came back.

I love it when animated movies do this don't you? Uh oh, it's just too cool so you might be wondering which movie is worse. Tale or I got to the third one, well I thought about it and in terms of which movie I'd rather watch again compared to the movie I never want to think about again, I prefer Shark Tale, hands down, there's a lot more that's wrong with this . movie and I want to say a lot more, but Shark Tale is ultimately a much more interesting experience, it fails in spectacular ways and as a result it is a pleasure to sit back and analyze and ultimately think that there is a reason why that this film has been a cornerstone of Entegra in my life. channel for the better part of two years, long before I started reviewing movies.

Shark Tale is fun to talk about, riff on, and point out the incompetent season of Shrek, meanwhile the third season is bland and tepid, offers nothing substantial or valuable outside of a two-minute scene, and actively tramples on a franchise I hold dear to my heart. money. Shrek, the third is the most hated movie about DreamWorks. Shark Tale is probably the worst, but I honestly can't hate this movie even afterward. Everything I've talked about here today is a delight from a bad movie when I was a kid. I thought it was terrible, but I liked it anyway because it was fun for me.

It was funny that he tried to be like Shrek and failed. It was funny that it tried to be like Finding Nemo and failed, and some parts were legitimately funny and still are to this day. I'd rather revisit this movie than any of the garbage that Enlightenment regularly spews out. to enjoy here nothing is right, so what is there to mock here? Oh, nothing either, it's just a safe corporate product with no personality whatsoever. Shark Tale oozes ugly personality granted horribly dated personality, but that's something I remember, my friends and I tried to watch the Once we thought it would be fun to make fun of such an infamous and hated animated movie and we turned it off for 45 minutes because it was too bland, too safe to be basic and competent from a narrative perspective to offer whatever tongue-in-cheek entertainment Shark Tale is. anything but competent, it's an absolute

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of a movie and I loved it, it made me angry, bewildered and ultimately not the least for the filmmakers, wouldn't you rather have that instead of an animated movie that doesn't make you feel anything at all?

So yeah that's my thoughts on Shark Tale, I hope the shark hunter from my YouTube games doesn't get mad at me, I mean I like the movie, yeah I hope he didn't kill me for saying bad things about it Right? I'm doing it myself.