Weekend Update Rewind: Pete Davidson (Part 2 of 2) - SNL

the same as being a R. Kelly fan? No, I really don't see the difference. Only one's music is significantly better. No, because the other day my mom said, "I'm going to go to mass," and I said, "Okay, I'm going to go listen to the 'Ignition' remix." Look, I'm not saying it's an easy decision. I'm just saying, you don't know how good someone's music really is until you find out he's a pedophile. And the reason everyone's so upset is because R. Kelly and Michael Jackson made good music, you know? If I find out that Macklemore did some weird things, I'd love to free up space on my iPhone, you know?

It depends on who did it. You know, like... And I understand people who say, "How could you listen to that music after what he did?" Headphones? I don't know. Look, trust me, look, once we start digging, we won't have much left, you know? Because it seems like all the very talented people are sick. Don't worry, Colin. You and I are good. -Okay, yes. Thanks, yes. -But not Che. Che is a genius. -Genius. -Hope for? -Look, I don't know what happens to talented people. You know, Charlie Chaplin was like the first movie star in history and he married a 15-year-old girl and couldn't even talk. -Well, he could talk in real life... -No, he couldn't.

I saw all the images. He didn't speak even once. That's why he's a silent movie star, Colin. -Thank you. -So, with guys like R. Kelly, the rule should be that if you want to listen to his music, you just have to admit that they're bad people. Know? -Is it so difficult to stop listening to them completely? -Well, you don't listen to R. Kelly, you know? But what if you found out that the inventor of hair gel was caught shaking it on a train? Know? Can't use hair gel anymore? -That's a good point, actually. -Yeah. All I'm saying is that pretending these people never existed may not be the answer.

You know, the rule should be that you can appreciate their work, but only if you admit what they did, you know? You could buy a Mustang, but you have to say "Henry Ford hated Jews" while you buckle up, you know? The full sentence should be: "Mark Wahlberg beat up an old Asian guy and I'd like to have an entry for "Daddy's Home 3, please." Because if it's that important to you, at least do it, you know? Like, I don't need to watch a Kevin Spacey movie again, but if the CEO of Swisher Sweets turns out to be a cannibal, I can't just change my whole life, okay?

So here's my plan, and I hope you like it. Every. "Every time we listen to a song or watch a movie made by an accused serial predator, we have to donate a dollar to a charity that helps sexual assault survivors. I've already donated $142, and that's just from "Ignition." remix alone. -That's very nice, Pete. And is there anything else you want to talk about? Is there anything else? -No I dont think so. -AHA. It's not like a new girlfriend situation. Not at all, Pete? -Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Apparently people have a crazy fascination with our age difference, but it doesn't really bother us, but then again, I'm new to this, so if so.

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