We Meet DJ Khaled

This morning we opened our Pokémon GO app and saw DJ Khaled on the map. in Miami. So what we're doing now is driving to his location on the map. So we hope to find it. The encounter can be dangerous, unpredictable. When you corner a homogeneous Khalidius you must act cautiously and calmly, but we have all the special PokéBalls required to capture a Pokémon of its caliber. I'm really looking forward to seeing what happens here, guys. --Meet DJ Khaled. (guard) Oh, okay. What is your name? Ethan. (guard) Ethan, give me a second and what's your name?

Hila. (guard) Hila. Give me a second. Cool. Thank you. (keyboard beeping) (deep exhalation) What's our life like right now, friend? We are sitting here. Waiting for Khaled to give us the go-ahead, I don't know if he knows who we are, maybe he's spying through the security camera there (Hila laughs) And he sees my fucking stupid face and suddenly he clicks to him and then he doesn't give us authorization. I don't know what's going on but I'm nervous. They're looking at me on that camera, they think I'm going crazy (Hila laughing) They're going to think I'm going to kill him.

I'm not here to hurt you buddy. I just want to put it in a PokéBall. (music) So we're sitting here on the couch. I don't know if I'm supposed to talk here. But I think it's right in the studio over there. and em. (whispering) I don't know if we're supposed to talk. (whispering) I'm afraid. I don't know what to do. We're considering running, (Hila laughs) bouncing but we already parked the car and they closed the door, so it's too late. It's too late to bounce back. It's too late to leave. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens behind that door.

I wonder if Pitbull will be there. It would be great to

meet

him. Lil' Wayne would be cool if he was there. Maybe his boy, Iván, the one who filmed him in the shower. But above all I want to

meet

Iván. We can leave? We could jump the fence. Leave the car here. That would be a clean escape. (Khaled) Give me your name, my brother. Yo-yo. I'm Ethan and this is Hila. (Khaled) He came to hang out with me in Miami Um and I'm recording my album You gotta hear some exclusives (Ethan) Ooohhhh crazy. (Khaled) So get ready.

You know what I am saying? (Ethan) Definitely. (Khaled) Miami. DJ Khaled. We the best. And I appreciate everyone coming to hang out with me. (Ethan) Thank you. I appreciate it--- (Khaled) Let's have dinner now. Finger licking style. (Ethan) By the way, I wanted to apologize for smuggling your merchandise. (Khaled) Oh, let me see. Damn, I didn't see that. (Ethan) Your store was sold out. We had to make our own merchandise. (Khaled) I like that! (Ethan) That's one of my favorite moments. (Khaled) Yes, yes. Definitely, listen, you know, something crazy is that umm, I just scheduled my return to the Bahamas (Ethan and Hila) Oohh. (Ethan) The same place? (Khaled) and I'm timing it because you know I've got another No. 1.

I've got a few more No. 1 records coming. (Ethan) Ooohhh, are we having another celebration in the Bahamas? (Khaled) Yes, we will have another celebration. So stay tuned (?) (Ethan) ohhh, I'm ready, I can't wait. I know this sounds weird, but you don't recognize us at all? Because we have made many videos about you that have millions of views on YouTube. (Khaled) Probably yes. They all look familiar, I'm not going to lie. See look. I could. Know. (Ethan) It's okay if you don't. (Khaled) No, you are, you are. I'm not even lying. (Ethan) It's interesting because they probably have like 10 million views on videos that we've made about you, on YouTube (Khaled) Well, we'll see them again tonight (Ethan) Okay, I'm just curious (Khaled) I think so.

I've seen them (Ethan) Ok, I'm just curious, so it was meant for us to meet (Ethan and Hila) yes, I think so (Khaled) Yes, I like that (Ethan) how does it feel to be picking up and licking your fingers ? at DJ Kahled's studio, Hila? (Hila) Speechless (Khaled) It's the best thing in life (Ethan) To be honest, it doesn't get any stranger than this. That's the famous rice (Hila) Yes (Ethan) From, celebrating in the Bahamas, that's the rice Is that rice? Wow, it's rice, buddy! He did it! This is not fupa loss friendly food, but uh... I'm going to skip that worry today (Khaled) I love meatloaf, I love lobster, I love chicken wings and I love velvet cake red.

Red velvet cake, a problem (Ethan) so this is (Khaled) it's red velvet (Ethan) this is the crown, this is the jewel in the crown - scrumptious (Khaled) There are red velvet cakes, then there's a finger licking red velvet cakes (Ethan) Okay, okay (Khaled) There's a difference, there is, I'm just being honest, go ahead and try it (Ethan) now what's the perfect bite, because I have a little one. ..cake, and (Khaled) Any piece of cake is amazing (Ethan) You know your food (man in the background) He honestly does (Ethan) You know what, dog? I must say, when I saw you eating, licking your fingers.

I thought "he's overreacting, he doesn't like it very much" (Khaled) you know, let me tell you something, the key for me is that if you've ever seen me promote something, it has to be something. I love it, you know what I mean? Something I can connect with or like. um You know, of course you will have opportunities, and it comes into your life, you can try something new at that time and see if you like it. But when it comes to that food? (laughs) I'll keep it so real. (Ethan) Our fans always ask me to use Snapchat, but I don't understand it, I feel like I'm missing some things.

Can you teach me how to use Snapchat? (Khaled) it's about... it's about iconic angles, look how... (Ethan) yeah (Khaled) I'll show you, you can see... (Ethan) oh, you have to turn it around. (Khaled) you gotta catch that iconic angle like (Ethan) yeah (Khaled) you know what I'm saying? and you have to be positive, you have to get positive cues, it's the iconic angle, like everything has to be iconic (Ethan) this will be my first photo So let's try this, iconic- (Khaled) yeah, it's the angle, like- - (Ethan) so, this is-, here this is H3H3 Productions (Khaled) yes, so the key, when you go on snap you have to post a good message, positive- (Ethan) good message, and iconic- (Khaled) cheer up so I can encourage others, you know (Ethan) Hey people, I just want to say... (Khaled) bless (Ethan) oh, we're out of time... (Khaled) you know that's why you have to break up Pick it up, break it (man back) I have to photograph it!, just start photographing it (Ethan) so I add it to my stories, then (Khaled) yeah (Ethan) and then start again... buy it!

Hi guys! Continuing with my latest snap! (

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) you see it, you see it (Ethan) iconic angle, good message, everyone having a good day (Khaled) main key- (Ethan) still having a good day, I'm here with DJ Khaled Iconic angles, and dropping crazy snaps, ooh! So this is Ivan the legend, DJ Khaled's manager in the Bahamas, celebrating number one, this is the guy! that- (Ivan) that was me filming that (Ethan) the sho- the infamous shower scene (Khaled) I want you to film me taking a shower (Ethan) the- the underwater champagne pouring scene What else were you behind ? I mean (Hila), were you in the...

What about the sex scene? (Ethan) the sex scene! Who filmed the sex scene? (Ivan) oh man... (Ethan) That was Ivan!! Ivan filmed the sex scene (Ivan) which was all acting (Ethan) what happened, in that scene dude, (Ivan) it was just for the camera- (Ethan) Who was under him? (Ivan) - it was all just for the camera, huh... his lady (Ethan) ok- wow, what inspired that- (Ivan) Everyone had clothes on, it was all acting, although it was crazy (Ethan) yeah, it I know, I assumed it but- (Ivan) told me 'yes, let's do this very quickly', I said: are you sure...?

I don't think we should post this... he was like 'no dog, everyone's going to go crazy' (Ethan) was right, this shot is legendary, that shot, oh man... that's the one (Ivan), are you OK? since then I'm like 'man I should have taken my name off that thing' Daaaaaamn... (Ethan) I've talked to DJ Khaled enough, dude, I get it, I'm here to see what's up with Ivan dude, he's seen some of shit (Ivan) that I've seen, a lot of shit, a lot of shit, (Ethan) so this is called the DJ Khaled documentary and uh. I hope you enjoy it (Khaled in the video) It's the greatest album in the game, my brother (Khaled in the video) You're smart, loyal! (Khaled) oh man... (Khaled on video) WOO (Khaled on video) is the path to more success... (Khaled on video) (nonsense) (Khaled) I think I've seen this, this is crazy (Ivan) I think I've seen this (Ethan) oh, have you seen it? (Khaled) I've seen it in pieces, yes, now that I see it, yes (Ivan) did you guys do this? (Ethan) yes, yes (Ivan) ohh yes, I've seen this, yes (Khaled) and the music in it is incredible, very inspiring (Ethan), so this is when it gets, this is when it goes crazy (Khaled in the video) now, you know how passionate I am about McDonalds (Khaled) man you got an old clip (Ethan) I love that clip (

khaled

) It's been almost 9 years (Ethan) we investigated!

I'm telling you (Khaled) that's old (Ethan on video) many scholars believe that McDonalds is the source of Khalidius' powers, it seems to give him great energy and in fact his beautiful pear shaped fupa. (Khaled on video) Joyas (Ethan on video) but as his condition worsened he lost the ability to speak. (Khaled) they're all crazy, they're crazy (Ethan) the footage friend of him (Khaled on video) (nonsense) (Ethan on video) here we are, in one of the most infamous Khalidius sightings of all time. (Khaled) Do they really do this all day?... it's crazy. That's a lot of work, man! (Ethan) yeah, yeah, I'll tell you, man, this ain't no joke, this is like a red velvet cake for us (Ethan in the video) look at this picture of Bigfoot... now look how I overlay a picture of Khalidius to see the resemblance. it's amazing. (Khaled) y'all crazy (Ethan on video) people would swear you could hear Khalidius' voice echoing through the trees on a windy night (Khaled on video) WOO (Ethan on video) here's the leaked video of Khaled trying to escape in his trademark shopping cart (Khaled), they're crazy!

How do you think about these things? (Ethan in video) god give you grace, Fupish Maximus God give you grace, beautiful Mr. Fupa the search will never stop, I will always search for you, Khaled I love you (Khaled) man, they are all crazy..man (Ethan) friend, the search is over, the search for Khaled (Khaled) they obviously made it, you know what's crazy, it's been a mission to be with Khaled, to meet me, and you all put this documentary on, this documentary. like... (Ethan) it's been a mission (Khaled) I like... I like... how long was the documentary, (Ethan) it was about 6 minutes (Khaled) I love the first one, uh, 3 to 4 minutes. (Ethan) first 3 to 4, then it got weird (Khaled) then you like it, you remixed it, you did your thing (Ethan) we took it a different path (Khaled) yeah, you took another path, but I like it someday , maybe I'll get you to do my real documentary (Ethan) yeah (Khaled) you know what I'm saying, you never know, I might give you some real classic footage.

Pleased to meet you. everyone (Ethan) thank you very much, it was a great pleasure (Hila) it was really... (Ethan) okay, so I guess we'll get out of here (Hila) yes (Ethan) the search is finally over After all these years, It's finally over, we can finally rest and say we've made it. We have found the homogeneous Khalidius in its natural habitat. I mean, I'm in a hurry to cry, turn it off, Hila. I'm going to cry. (music)