We Carve Peanut Butter Sculptures

welcome to good mythical plus ten word story slowly Marc philosopher size about hard ways to fuck a dragon you got a boy good you said you fucked yourself dragons slowly mark philosophize about hard ways to fuck a dragon that's happening and anyway in a point given there There are a lot of brands out there, but it's doing it slowly, here's the thing like it's nothing like a D&D group brand. Oh, don't bring this. I'm saying it's a D&D group and we learned recently because we've never done D&D. We have a friend who does it and we recently found out that they really like to role play and they like to go, they do voices.

I didn't know they assumed things were so out of touch right now. You also said Doody, actually. I think it was like a drug that Cindy It's not something you can touch because it's been around since D&D plays on Dee, well we just don't know what D&D is like, but it's not a trendy Friday. Andy, what do you do, you play, you play D&D, dungeon crawling and crawling. He brought a friend who plays D&D and they do the voices and I could tell you that you see Mark like he's doing a voice like this and then all of a sudden he says and then the dragon Crist did his sign and then the next thing.

You know, Mark is slowly philosophizing about ways to point out dragons. I think what red is saying is that when he plays D&D, his character's name is Mark, yes, no, I'm Mark and I have 12 ways to point out dragons. This is my new book. way it will only be released in the world of Dungeons Indra, take out your card because we're not going to show it to me, oh this is actually bringing me back, okay, I have two bad memories from my childhood, I'll explain what I have . I've tried, okay, it's a clue, so I'll try to guess what you're sculpting using

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and then I'll say, "Oh, we have a sandwich on a Monday." This is great, by the way, if I don't do it. sculpt jet what is added well there is no time we love you both so much don't drink each other's pee again I love your moms who kissed him yes of course it was but our moms wrote that collectively no I need nothing more PB&J thanks Jason I thought you were referencing when we did something with that blind Pictionary client and you were trying to make the rocket.

You remember yeah, well, I'm not going to make any rockets. I don't care how many dragons I want you guys. to fuck and the twelve ways you can do it look at this I'm not going to do anything. Come on, hello, hey, when you come up, come down, I'm not using any of my tools yet, look at your partner, I think I have to shoot. off the height I need, but I have to achieve some of these. I have a this is for later. It's a little. I'm just worried it might be Mangal. I'm very greasy, very greasy, okay, so how am I going to do this? to know what you're going to do don't look at mine I just want to eat this right well what you didn't do we're sure we're done if you're going to sculpt

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at home I do it excellently. to do it is to put powdered sugar in the peanut butter to create a different consistency, okay, the first way to cover the dragon is to just sneak up on him, well, you won't consent, idiot, yeah, don't do that, don't sneak around. up on a dragon I'm just talking in turns I'm all mixed up first of all I'm playing a role as mark okay hey I'm talking about something that doesn't exist but you still have to talk about it in a way I sneak up on the dragon and then I just tap him on the shoulder and say, would you like to point? you assume the dragon can speak English.

Oh, this, you don't know what? I'm sorry man. It all started when link. He said philosophize so that all this goes away, what is the purpose of what is happening there? I'm sculpting I don't know what you're doing yours is easy man yeah here's a sea turtle well uh I mean I'm not done yet. Man, mine is a little more challenging because now I have to go into details in case you don't want to say I think I can do this, it won't be easy but I think I can do it. I really want that PB&J burrito that came. burrito asada that thing was amazing okay no look at this it just looks like I have a bunch of Dookie logs that's what I was thinking like he's a fucking dog he eats something he's not supposed to eat and then he sneaks away. to a part of the house where we're not looking at her and she just leaves a juicy poop.

The first thing I do is go to where the dragons are really dragons that are ready for anything, dragons like a ball, moments later. I'm done here, Rhett, look at that now, what may seem like a bunch of dog diarrhea to you is actually my passion, my sculpture, so clearly you're making a sea turtle, no, actually, this is a dragon. You drew the easiest one. It's a dragon that fell from the sky when its wings were ripped off during branding escapades now you can go ahead and look at mine and guess it before you look that's what happens when you rip a dragon's wings off and it falls from a great height it seems a turtle I'm going to get rid of all of this none of this is necessary oh um that's going to hold up my sculpture it's actually a lot easier to get some kind of information by looking at that by looking at the monitor and then looking at it directly when I look at it directly I just see a bunch of dog shit that's melting but like a dog that needs to see the vet immediately like a dog that got into something right but that's not what it is this looks like a mother and child, well you're in something like the Virgin who doesn't It's a boy, it's just a breast and a breast, it's a breastfed baby, there is no baby, but I know why you're thinking I'm going to say that big thing there. an arm, oh and that big thing that appears and spins around, it's got a ball there and it's on another arm, yeah that's an arm that matches your clue, okay these are the legs, it's a woman holding a breast, ignore this, ignore this is not that is not part of this let me push that yeah you made the breast too big okay that's it mark I'll even put nipples on it because you know what visible nipples are look at that, that's a shirtless man yes, bringing the bird closer, calling a taxi, no, but look, here's his head, wake up, here's his arm, he's really lost a lot of composure and there he is, there's the last two or three minutes, look you can understand it now, man. he's listening oh what's he doing he's talking on the phone Oh where's his hand he's texting where's his hand where's his hand on his ear not his ears right here he's eating Oh where's he not really he's shorter than that I mean she is choking oh very close, she is giving herself a steam massage, her hand is in a choking place, but she is not choking, she is caressing her throat and I think these legs are in the wrong position, so I will take this leg and I'll put it on mom he bends it back so it's the mark caressing his own throat actually it should be and I think there's a knee here because it was turned by the local dragon his hands under him he put his hands under his chin his hand understand what he's thinking oh it's Atlas it's the thinker yes, yes, yes, oh yes, the thinker who holds up these hills of the world, right, he's thinking it's Atlas, no, thank you, the thinker, yes, thank you, you made me destroy my job.

I have to start again. I'm left with a Dookey record, now let's go. I just talk quickly about the trauma that I had as a kid because my family was on the beach in North Carolina and my mom and dad said, let's make sandcastles or creatures and someone said, let's make a turtle and you know, and then they had an idea about how they wanted to make their turtle and I got really angry, they said "we'll make your own turtle" and then I went and made a turtle and it wasn't like that. worse than how bad this turtle is and then the other three members of my family made an amazing turtle and there are only pictures of me next to my very poorly detailed dumb turtle and then the other members of my family next to their amazing turtle, It looks like it might actually be a turtle, but it's not, it's just a sand thing and I've been mad about it ever since.

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