Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron

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ok you heard about these things, I mean this Basically, have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as the flexible tape. Apparently he had never heard of flex tape until he was in the pub and out of the corner of my eye I saw this infomercial about flexing. tape so I'm going to let Phil speak for you because I want you to say I want them to sell you the flex tape as I'm a disclaimer.

I'm actually not sponsored in any way by flex tape, although I wish I was okay. I'm just going to let you enjoy this for yourself here we go this is flex tape I feel like Swift here four flex paid waterproof tape super strong flame instantly patch Roof repair Vaughn you must love him always he's a guy like Phil Swift Johnny star you never have to a guy coming out like he's me, you'll have to set foot in Krakow to ski with flex tape. Leaking pipes can cause major damage, but flexible tape grips tightly and adheres instantly.

Plus, the flexible tapes' powerful adhesive is so strong that it even works underwater, you still left the other one. I feel like you've done half the job and have a full smile. The condition of the scales maintains its grip even in the harshest conditions. Those are not the harshest conditions. It looks like you're going through a car wash. We think it's full of big storms like. those might be the harshest conditions, you scared me, not even this is paradise in a peak state, but you're okay, Phil Flex Tapers, perfect for marine caravans and RVs. I love these commercials, it's literally like you can use this on anything.

The open heart surgery guys have an artery in a flexible state, well honestly, they're doing these infomercials, they're just telling you what you can't do to say the three or four things that flexible tape can't fix a broken marriage or even then. It has been shown to be slightly more effective than flexible Moe tape. It is a super strong flexible tape. Eight super strong, fill your super strong and once placed, it stays firm. I have a couple of filler photos in my house on the wall, I may or may not have Photoshop. his underwear off my mayor may not be in Photoshop his sausage on I've done it although it's really serious it's a problem I saw this can half fall What does that have to do with the tape?

You know, okay, I want to tell me how. What does that have to do with flexible tape? I saw this boat in half and repaired it with just flex tape. You repaired it with just flexible tape. I'm sure you made the boat, he's on the boat, I'm sure, like I say, 12 one inch wide flexible tape that's used on both the inside and outside of the boat. Oh look, you need to make sure you use it both indoors and outdoors. There is no way that the only thing used to put the boat back together is duct tape.

I'll eat my Flex tape, imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex tape, okay, I have real Flex tape, let's see if it works well, I don't want water anymore, oh, I'll fix the next one we have. it's the flexible seal flexible seal liquid, let's take a look at this, oh great, Phil, our Prometheus, what a fire of knowledge you bring to us mortals today. Bill Swift here for the flexible seal, the easy way to stop leaks fast. That's a strainer, Phil, it's supposed to have holes in it. and leaks what you have done is essentially you have made a bowl, the easiest way to stop leaks quickly Phil, you make me angry Phil couldn't just grab one of these Phil doesn't need a flexible seal, look at its curvature and the easy way to have a bowl without creating one with a strainer and now there's a flexible sealing liquid, this super thick rubber that you can pour right into the cracks, you could pour it right into the cracks, you could do that, but why would you do that?

Why would you do any of this? You would even submerge all your tools to get a sturdy, non-slip grip. You would even submerge all your tools. I can understand the other two like this in some application, but how can you prevent water from getting through the cracks? of your outdoor materials dip your tools in this. I don't know, this product has no value in its current state. That's good, just put it there, just soak it and basically you can see that this is one of the 100% improved products. Thanks, grandpa, flexible seal, been hitting the sauce too much, stuff too old for that, done and going in there, broken element fixed to show you the amazing feeling of power or plexi liquid and it comes here, it comes, we made this whole airboat and it you covered with flex seal fluid, another serious boat after a day on the water and you're putting it back together, fill with ice, you didn't just slap some flex seal on that and head out into alligator infested waters.

I know you didn't, a multi-layered disclaimer. You see, we didn't just put a little bit of that in it and ship it and the inside is completely dry. I can hardly believe this is working well. Keep her in a mirror throughout her entire operation. She will appear at the farm. Michael's water plane for

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okay we have one more here we have the flex seal extreme cube demo anything with the words extreme and no cube it's going to be good you may have seen some people throw like goal field. I knew it from the moment I saw you taping the holes, you may have had a couple of holes up here, you needed some flex tape before you knew what I'm saying, keep the demons from coming out, don't try, don't try this, don't try this, who wouldn't? don't even try this at home just don't try this Phil has gone crazy he came here before with a knife and a chainsaw please help send help that's a lot of damage that's a lot of damage that's a lot of damage not that much it really feels so good, It could be much worse, take it a little more seriously, don't try it, never try this.

Phil has gone too far, you smell too much flexible glue and now all he can see are Martians, no, that's a lot. damage, let's see if it's going to leak I think it's going to leak I think it's fair to say it's going to leak yes, a leak, yes it's leaking, it's definitely leaking, it goes into the water and comes out the bottom, classy Cleese, okay let's see what would flex the seal all you need to do is spray a nice even coat you just spray that round spray it so it's nice and even free no you have the bucket that you destroyed you'll get it back if you try it and there's still a little leak, you might need to add a few more layers after all that brave and flexible man, you won't have any bucket left, you know, your friends or family would ask me, you know, why didn't you buy a new bucket or Didn't you destroy it? the one you had, you know, I just turned it over and I would say he speaks for itself, he didn't replace it.

I'll tell you what, then he looks at how it holds water. It's like New. I barely notice the difference once. It's dry, hit it again, just give it time, be patient, be patient, it's not a miracle product, slap that flexible tape, it's not a miracle, slap it with the mind of Zeus, what do you have to have Some patience? Wow, we had a lot of damage repaired, let's take a look Phil, you keep alluding to the amount of damage you've done to the cube. I know you have a bit of a Rambo complex, it's okay, it's not that serious, look inside, well this is where the knife went through, oh.

You're just going to show that on live television. Beautiful toppled cube Look here, have you thought about the family in the cube? How will they feel seeing that on the evening news? Yeah, I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me, huh, used. calling me Edward from Squid Wardo behind my back you think I didn't notice. I'm going to cause you a lot of damage. I feel like I could really kill myself this way by stabbing myself directly in the heart, so I'll probably do it. I'm really going to stop Wow, there is absolutely no leak, it's completely dry, oh look that water is going into the bucket and it's being a bucket, that's amazing, cameraman, you're looking at this, get it ready, you see, you see a torque turn.

You stain and adjust the napkin there and I've never seen anything like it. You know the flexible seal is an amazing product if you fill all the cracks and holes and let it dry completely. The flexible seal works if you do what you do right and it doesn't It doesn't work, it just works, slap my ass, keep that poop in as long as you can when it finally comes out, geez, that's going to feel like the best thing you've ever had . This feels like Swift with Flex tape. I'm a free prostitute I know query just let me die just let me die imperfect this is what happens when you try to play