Plug and Play Consoles - JonTron

this very early oh well next we have brave boy at least the title screen looks decent in this one and hey im an adventure fan. I'm a brave boy, I'm not brave enough for this, what is this? When a monster catches you in this game, you give it a bath, although you're not expected to know you're doing it because the panel only appears for a split second when you get hit and then it's not even you in the Pretend It's a Boy with blue head in underwear and a cape. Well, to develop the logic of this game, you have to avoid bathing things long enough to collect balls.

Long enough to unlock this sword in the center that is encased and crystal. This little blue man here can. He doesn't catch you when you're in the houses or the tubes or whatever, but the big blue guy can catch you from literally anywhere, even if he scratches the top of your head when he's outside the building and you're inside the building. he catches you I'm in a care wow that boy was so brave that he sent someone else to get him the sword magic kitchen surprise it's hell on earth it's bouncing suicidal fruit a spatula next okay this one this one it's just called world box, look to his bear, look at this smug son of a bitch. he knows, he knows what he's doing, he says, yeah, it's a game called boxers, well, but you wait for Mary Poppins, you've seen the rest of these and, to top it all off, It's just a clone of another Sega Genesis game called shove it. where you slide boxes, yeah yeah, I think I remember seeing this one on my ti-83 calculator, the vast majority of the games on this system are puzzle games and most of them are terrible, there were memory games, stacking games, two of the games here I would classify as lawn care games, yes they would be a field of radishes and a long perch aka mowing the damn grass, why would I want to

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a game where all I do is his homeworks?

Isn't that what games are supposed to help us avoid? especially when there were other titles as attractive on this console as stub gamers. I like to call it can stacking. Well, come on, what's next? I'm here to follow the journey at this point. I'm here until the fat lady sings. Well, we have. germ killer yeah, well at least it means good. I'm so sad I can't explain it the next game is called exit from this game, better just be a loaded gun or a rope, you promised me this. I really have no idea what's going on.

Here, she goes right when she points left, she goes left for right points, there is no logic, there is no way out, that's what you're trying to tell me, isn't it? I'm stuck here forever

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ing with you. They're barely functional games, okay, one of the only playable games here is called extreme robot surprise, although it's just contrary. I'm getting a little tired at this point. I think I should rest. How about we book a room at the old hotel and have a good man and a nap the bosses are also very strange I just don't even know what they are what is that a Roomba heart valve oh this is the best the best forests with the flute length are the best in town Sagat oh boy, I can't wait to see what's next.

We have wersal boxing. I'm drawing the line at wersal boxing where they have Mike Tyson alongside Dwayne the rock Johnson. Are they different games? Are they just a big game? So you know, combine sports, so you can't make me help me, I'm being held against my will, my directions one, two, three, now this is the worst game I've ever played, neck, oh yeah, okay, I I mean that one. It looks really good. I mean, it's an ancient Chinese war, how could we go wrong? Just please give me this one, just this one, it's horrible, this is all full of scams, police skill, it's Hogan's Alley guard farm, it's duck hunting.

The desert gunslinger is a wild gunslinger. Arkanoid in close quarters Top Gun horrible area, you got it right Table tennis, very good, one last game, let's give it a chance, star, the final frontier, the last game in the system, could this be the one that saves them all? You did it, John Boo. like Michael Jackson did, now you're one with the cash man, this can't be, you played them all John, now you can become a smuggling master, no, no, I don't need your magic on me, thanks for watching Jontron, if you want. audiobooks and good services, consider signing up for a free 30 day trial at audible.com using my link audible.com slash

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