Beckham in Peckham - Only Fools and Horses | Comic Relief

Apply, today's problems are coming back, come on, let's all get together, gather here, come on, come on, I'm not contagious, listen to our very special offer for you today, this is a once in a lifetime offer that will never be repeated at the top of the ...men's parade I have the real David Beckham here under the house, now listen before you run in and tear me limb from limb and just to give you a better idea of ​​what we're talking about, I asked my little brother, Rodney , let me model a pair for you. Rodney, that's great, that makes you cry on the ice.

These are one hundred percent man-made cotton and are completely stretchy and as you can see, they have a very useful button fly in case you find yourself short, you know what? I mean, yeah, sure, first let's tell you what makes it seem very special, turn around if you please, come on, don't be shy, come on, here's this specialty. Yes, each one of these has been personally signed by none other than Golden Balls. he now the truth of the city directly because it turns out that Beck is a personal friend of mine he's almost ugly I'm going to kill you he said card anything no, you see, he owed me a favor because I was the one who set up a bouncy castle for his son Brookside sir 12 verses, you see, this is absolutely true, come on, this is a special offer, you won't see this again, they normally sell for £10, but I'm removing them for you for your fancy, come on. because suit I tell you what melody for nine fast who for nine who is anyone come on sir, let's clarify and arrive early to lower the lid sometime fate and he saw me, even if they shoot, it looks like a right dipstick, that's the la last time queue and I mean right now really complaining now this is the last time I let you convince me to demote me or for the sake of one of your little plans that Rodney these are difficult times we all have the little sacrifices made here and there, it's Well, if we all have to make sacrifices next time, you can use it.

I'm not stupid about maintaining reputation and did you ever think about my reputation? Yes, I did, that's why you're using any target in this Authority challenge, but now you're the same old Dale, rampaging through life without the slightest regard for the feelings of others, that hurts Rodney, that really It hurts you, just tell me one time, just one time, when I ignored you or hurt your feelings. and don't keep up with his painting contests, so defects confiscate Sun all the time. I turned the knob of the lounge chair with an important face, see, Ricky, what about when I was 11, noon, your friends were bored, so you asked me to play hide and seek? and I looked and had that big test, you thought, oh yeah, that was a good place to hide, no one thought that by looking there they knew when you fucked it up in the pub at the end in the church, remember that yeah, well, we got sick of looking. for you, so we were four and a half hours into that thing, well, you took the game too seriously, we didn't finish playing by then, you know, I thought I'd tell you.

I knew it because we didn't know where you were. ID, this thing has a dirty look on its face when it's supposed to know that you set up the dates it was going to choke on, so why didn't you hit the wire or the gel or something? 'Cause then you would have known where I was hiding, oh. Look, I'm sorry you locked yourself on that plane, but we have more important matters to focus on, like the fact that we're currently saddled with 200 pairs of men's pants that some are scribbled on if you look at me for you.

He asked me to sign them and if I asked you to go out on the main street wearing the sarong, would you do it? David, he's not blaming you. You are doing it? Yeah, okay Liz, there you go, you just don't know what the world is coming to. I really don't know, I'm a former billionaire is being the key word and I've got you with who GT is and a football legend who makes Boise look like a ballpark and we can't whip a pair of pants between us. They are boxer briefs, what's under the pants? What are they about?

I'm glad we're not in that Dragon's Lair, because gold knows what Alex Sugar would have done in the world, if it were your idea to have Muslims around us. ice, now it's my fault, no, I didn't want to wear those stupid damn things in the first place, oh, shut up, you know he's right, err, Rodney, you could have shown a little more enthusiasm, it's always been your problem, in case perhaps. you two hadn't realized that I'm NOT an underwear model, I'm a middle aged fly picture who drives a free will van and most of all I don't look like that, it's just an old excuse with you, although of course anyway, just suggesting that.

You do it because he wouldn't do it, but from the I can't walk in public in just my underwear the last time I did it, Fergie almost killed me anyway, why are you wearing glasses? Please, to be honest, I thought you already know. If I were to use them, no one would recognize me and that might be a little bit, you know, in cognitive, yes, well thought out, well, tourism, you really made it to GCS, yes, you have a match and why not, I love very well who is. your favorite artist, oh, that's a tough question.

I'd probably have to say Matisse because I don't think anyone can come close to the way he could convey intensity through the use of combustible color. You know, I mean Matisse did with color what the castle did with autumn. I bet you I love Tony Hart. That movement makes me laugh. Oh yeah, okay, can we get back to our problem now? I think at the end of the day we will have to accept that we are in a classic case. of Bouchet and Renee, as they say in the all-second, but what if it's

only

in the modal?

Young friends probably really expect me to ask my son to go and stand in the market looking like a piece of meat while people talk about him, I mean, that kind of humiliation could set him up for the rest of his life, ya you have scars, one more wouldn't hurt, what about trigger? I'll leave him out, asking trigger for help, so I'll ask Ozzy Osbourne for help and take care of you. Bat, no, I'm sorry, Rodney, but you're stuck with your pants. Kosmic, you see, Rodney, most people think that modeling is about standing there looking cool, but it's not, it actually is, but there's more to it than that, yeah, now, this Syndrome II. it's the horse's mouth talking just remember a good model doesn't just walk glides a good model doesn't just turn sway glides yes sway exactly I can gather around everyone comes closer become a solid look at this look at the attention to detail here you don't get that care and love under the pencil Derek, I'm going to kill you, I'll make baby bacon, I am, but don't tell anyone, I don't want to draw attention to myself, okay, what's up, Don?

Don't ever visit this again because we're good together yeah you shake the fan income tax be a sweet.