Hecklers Beware | Jimmy Carr

Why is it the worst gift you have ever received? Birthday, Anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's Day, What is the worst piece of yours you have ever received? We've had an interruption, we don't want any more, it was that, so a little louder, don't look, what's okay, a j1, what's your name? What are you Toby? Toby, do you mind if he shares it with the group? Thank you so much, Toby, that makes it a lot easier because there's a pretty good boo, my funny boo, but we have to go to hell, we'll leave it now, God. I would love to be able to let it go but I can't there are rules but you don't mind if I share with groups that makes it so much easier we can go old school sorry stop stalling don't panic , Sir.

I have this. I'll have to put you with the waiter. Tobey's mom is so fat she's an embarrassment. Toby your mom is such a chunky, lazy monkey. Santi boom. Fat botti. Nothing. She is so fat when she fell down the stairs. I thought these deals were over. true story aha, sir, what did he say?, what was it?, stop stalling, yes, what is his name, are you trying to say? Gary, look at me, Gary, hey, yeah, yeah, just like that, Gary, if he wants me back, he's going to have to scratch it. Having your mother's teeth removed, any other inconvenience, sorry, Peter Kay was exhausted so you had to come here.

I'm lucky, I bet I'll even call you Unfortunately, I'm not Peter K. Why am I laughing like a sexual predator? I like the shape. that his sexual predator sounds better in your accent than any other a sexual predator They are like big thick trunks, any other Eccles, yes, sorry, posh posh, posh posh seems a bit harsh what sir, what's your name, sir Myles Myles, you think it might be a bit posh, okay? Myles, what is your favorite color? Blue seems like the fairest way to treat it. This blue diesel number between one and eight miles four huh?

Oh, it says if you've come like you've won, good news, just know it's relegation. Do you want to be a little quiet for a second? I just noticed there's a man over there that hole in a blue sweater I think he might be asleep if you could stay quiet around him just shut up oh he's woken up hello you're having a strange dream about you I wouldn't go back to sleep something very bad will happen. I was going to give him a tea bag, he sounds upset, like he was a very popular choice, what's your name?

Steven, you had to have a bit of a weakness in you, what are you doing, Steven, you're a footballer, who do you play for?, rah, he's a footballer, he plays. for strand rah, it's okay, I play football too, mate, don't worry, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry about our, don't feel bad, who is the most famous person I have ever met ? Well, I'm not on the grass, better uh He has a pretty impressive one. I don't want to brag, but you know, you know, you know, no, you know how towns have idiots, yes, I met the idiot in all of Glasgow, one of the biggest counts in the world, yes, and you.

I married him, guys, that's only going to happen in Glasgow. You call someone and his wife says: Yes, Sir Auntie, I know here now and yes, recording in Glasgow, it will be fine.