The Most Offensive Encore | Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking

okay it's tsunami week remember the tsunami all I wanted to say was that the tsunami was terrible Tokyo was covered in raw fish and seaweed a situation the mayor described as delicious well have mercy I said two richer I didn't because that would have been Raised Eel Aces I had something similar with Hurricane Sandy. I remember Hurricane Sandy that devastated the east coast of the United States. All I wanted to say was that it was the worst thing to hit New York since those two planes possibly got that problem right. newspapers for a joke once a year obviously last year I went rogue I tend to get in trouble for a joke with a journalist once a year last year the joke that got me in trouble with journalists was this one, you probably remember it from latest show why did they call in Sunshine's variety coaches, all the kids on board will look the same, right, he's doing a lot of heavy lifting in that prank, right, it's not that bad, the journalists in question said you can't say that about children's time.

Because variety, the children's charity does a lot of work, it does a lot of work with mentally disadvantaged children, but it also does a lot of things with physically disadvantaged children and with socially disadvantaged children. You can't group all those children into one group of children. I can't call anyone children. You are a journalist. You should know better and being offended on someone else's behalf is the truth in my opinion. That's all just you taking the moral high ground to be offended. I think the least you should do is do it. Be the one who gets offended, so if you're really offended by that last joke, while we're talking about charitable things, when you leave tonight there will be a bucket drive, there will be people with buckets and cans and I'll just briefly tell you what it's about. : Tonight we are raising money for abused children and if we raise just 500 pounds between us we can buy their silence.

That's clearly a joke. The reason I say it's clearly a joke is because I did a gig in Croydon a couple of months ago and a woman actually came up to me after the show and asked me where those collectible tents are, she just picked them out for a second, so now he didn't realize it was a joke and wanted to help. Someone totally harmless? for everything I've said you told me offended by anything what's your lynnster useful it's not news your name you don't hear that every day I imagine you do you name what you do pass me you're shooting what are you? studying economics, whereabouts of Royal Holloway, well maybe if it worked a little harder for your A levels, just say it, Royal Holloway isn't, I mean come on, there are universities that have always been universities, they were universities that used to be polytechnics and later became universities. and then there's Royal Holloway which I think used to be a 24 hour garage, I wasn't into that, I loved it, yeah right, let me try an Avenger, when I was at school, mate in mind, I got caught masturbating in the showers, nothing good, ruined.

On the school trip to Auschwitz there will be no more offense than that guy for talking about the worst thing that has happened. I can say you're a more

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joke than that, but I can't tell you a story about myself that will change. your opinion of me and then change it again George, listen carefully, it's basically telling you what it's like to be famous, what it's like for people to ask you to do things and it's good to say yes, because they're usually fun things for you. I want to be in top gear yes, I want to, you want to do it, you think, yes, I want to, you want to come and visit a hospice, it's palliative care for teenagers, yes, I want to.

I got that call about six years ago. I said, yes, I'll go. I didn't know what some of those words sound like, men, well, teenagers, I imagine it would be fun, now it turns out that palliative translates to dying and I found myself in a situation where everything turned out well, I have a girl, he said, I'll go and I thought. this is going to be this is going to be if I said oh come on come on so I went there with very low expectations I thought I'm going to be lucky to get through this without crying I went there I'm really going to Come and believe what I am because it was really inspiring.

It was great to go if you get the chance to visit a hospice. Go to hospice. They're amazing because I don't know what inspires you, but I like the idea of ​​carpe diem. living in the moment now is where happiness is and if you know teenagers with limited lives they have it because they are aware of how precious time is and I think we often forget that in our everyday lives so it was amazing to go and be by Here to return many times since and would recommend it because it is the right thing to do.

It is fun. They don't worry. Locked up. There will be no separate company. What stunned me when I went there was one incident. So if I go out for coffee before the show, I go to Starbucks, obviously my favorite coffee shop, but if I go out for coffee before the show, there's a group of fifteen-year-old girls in the coffee shop. Be really flirty with me, not because I'm a super attractive guy, but because I'm a celebrity and celebrity has a prestige in our society for better or worse, it's just a fact, so I'm used to that kind of flirting. in that context I didn't expect it within the context of palliative care for adolescents in the hospice there is a girl there who just turned 15 and she is a big fan of comedy and she had all the DVDs and she watched everything on YouTube like really within her and she was very flirtatious and very tactile and I thought all she wanted was a kiss and I thought, well, where's the harm?

She's going to be dead before she can testify. I can see you think that's bad. I can make it worse, which is two. In other words, it's a true story, it's a true story, it turns out it's a different Jimmy. Thank you very much for coming, as we say, five people with Tourette syndrome, what motivates it, which was originally about suicide bombers. I've toned it down for you.