I Tested 1-Star Camping

Avoid this camp at all costs. I slept in a mound of fire ants and dog poop. A

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today. I'm testing that Julia review and many others across the country with some of the most disturbing one

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reviews you can imagine. The only rule is that I have to leave an honest 5 star review however I can't lie first in Nashville Tennessee this camp is huge there is a heated pool a basketball court a slide that can potentially cause scoliosis and this inflatable thing that looks really fun. But before I set up my tent and go exploring, you need to hear more of these reviews of this place.

Danielle said this camp was absolutely ridiculous. Don't ask someone to help you set up a tent here, they'll probably curse you. star thanks to Danielle I'll ask someone to help me set up a tent. Looks like Rowdy's going to have it tonight. That's what I heard. TJ said they don't care about you. 95% of management was hostile. I asked where M. es bathroom was and one even said you keep asking questions, did you and the other one laugh? One star TJ I feel like you're not telling us the whole story. How many questions did you ask management?

TJ Billy said you came to Nashville for fun music food well, not Billy, I come to Nashville and a rotten tree at my campground almost gave me a concussion, the pizza was good, one star, Billy also attached photos with captions, this one says that this is what was rotten with a very low quality photo of sticks. and this one says it was pepperoni Okay Okay Billy, frankly I'm excited to try both reviews let's get started so this is my camp for the night this is exactly where I'll be staying. I started setting up my tent and quickly realized I had no idea what I was doing.

I've wasted a lot of time trying to put this tent together by myself, so I actually need to try Danielle's review and ask someone for help. Hey, excuse me, I'm so sorry. Ask me, would you mind helping me set up my store? I had never set up a tent before. It has no instructions. Oh, I already used it so I'm trying to find a video right now, but Jen and Ross on staff were very nice. and helped me set up the store immediately. I'm here with Jen. Hello. I think it's safe to say that Danielle's review doesn't work.

I'm actually a little scared. I have yet to try Julia TJ's Billy reviews. I will say that my stay has been good so far, which gives me a feeling of confidence, but at any moment a tree branch could give me a concussion. Next I have to stay alert. I'm going to explore a little and wait until I really have to pee and then I'll ask where the men's room is, okay guys it's time. I have to go to the bathroom. I have to urinate very hard. I've been putting up with it so much that I'm actually going to ask management where the men's room is.

Come on. I shouldn't feel so nervous about asking an employee where the bathroom is. It's a valid question. Here it goes. Nothing. Hello everyone, where is the hallway to the men's bathroom? Okay, oh, he was just here. That's fine thanks. That's good, she really was a big help. I think it's safe to say TJ's review is botched and my PP is empty so I used the men's room successfully, that was good, that was very good. I'm really excited about this next part because Billy said the pepperoni pizza was good. I'm going to see if they can deliver pizza to my store.

Hello, I was going to see if I can order a pepperoni pizza for delivery. So what is your delivery address? I'm on uh P9 K, yeah, hello, Pizza, yeah, awesome, thank you. Can. I don't think you guys deliver here, thanks. Well, Billy, I bought my pepperoni pizza. I actually got a text from the campground saying there is live music in the lobby. It's so cold outside and I'm looking for community and I'm still chasing. The moment has come. I should probably go. to sleep, this is where I'm finally going to try Julia's review on fire ants and dog poop for myself, that's the kind of thing that surprises you if I survive the night.

I think I will have enough material for my review. from this place this is my tent by the way I have a little heater here I also have a bunch of nice cozy blankets I don't think there are fire ants I don't think there are any See you in the morning okay let's go to the next campsite, do not get scared. I was only wearing camouflage pants when I was booking all the campsites for this video. I think this is definitely the one that excites me the most. As for why animals, I'm talking about donkeys, pigs, goats, alpacas and I guess you'll have to add dogs to the list.

Oh this is a unique property, there is a main house and my RV has a neighbor. This RV looks super cute. I'm actually really excited to see the inside, but before I can, I have to tell you about the one-star reviews that brought me to this place. Jamie j said mini donks on the property. Rocky, that kid was wrong about him. I swear the sight is fire, a star. I hope to meet Rocky today that's the plan Jamie I don't know what Rocky did to you but I'm excited to meet him Riley said shared bathroom I get it it's a camp but have a little respect one star I don't know if there's anyone here I'm not going to lie there's a bike that means don't get on the bike what does that sign mean what does that sign have to do with Beth C said at the door Dasher Antonio was late with my Taco Bell order and I found out that he had been walking around with the prop playing with chickens and other animals instead of just leaving my food, he finally delivered my order, but the bag was torn, which leads me to believe that he was not careful with the animals and they tried to eat my food. one star, what does that have to do with this listing?

Shouldn't it be like a private comment to Door Dash regardless of whether I'm getting Taco Bell tonight and finally Sheila H said warning that the customer always makes a mistake on this RV, don't bother booking. jacuzzi one star, what did you do? Sheila, come on, I have a feeling you didn't reserve the hot tub and then tried to go on someone else's schedule. That's what happened Sheila, well guess what, Sheila, I booked the hot tub time. from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. You better not show up tonight, we're losing daylight and I want to spend time with as many animals as I can, so let's go see this RV.

How about a tour? Here we go, wow, this is really too cute, there are so many cute things in here are those light up pineapples, the flower curtains, the little lamps that, uh, yeah, it's going to be a fun night, the bed looks fit for a king , it is very cozy, here it seems that we have a heater, it is actually very nice, they give you a lot of ingredients and a stove to cook for

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, this is a luxury, come on. I feel like the main draw of this place is outside, you go into the RV to relax and sleep, but you spend most of the day outside with Rocky and others, literally I don't know if there are other people here, it's like a whole campground, like that that I'm going to explore and try.

The Jam review so far is going well. I can confirm that the views are excellent, but the real test is whether I can find Rocky. I'm going to get up close to some animals, Rocky, guys. Sorry Sorry. I found the mini donks. I didn't mean to scare them. Can we talk based on the photos? It's definitely Chloe and this is definitely Rocky. Rocky, what's wrong with you? Why does Jamie have problems with you? You look cute, guys. I'm standing with my new best friend and his name is Rocky. Sorry guys, there's only room for one best friend.

I wish I could feed them something, but all of them. I have half a shot and Diet Mountain Dew. I don't think I don't think you guys want this oh no you're looking at where I am Rocky you look all downtrodden come here you know most one star reviews are just annoying people you know it has nothing to do with you I have never liked a mini dong until now Jamie's review say it with me Rocky arrested you don't have to say it you don't have to do anything I would do anything for Rocky okay I already said it the next thing I'm going to do now is oh wait , sorry, my phone was charging.

The next thing I'm going to do is order an absurd amount of Taco Bell from the Dash door I've successfully placed. my door Dash orders Taco Bell my door Dasher it's not Antonio but Juan honestly if Juan stops to play with Rocky and Chloe and the outside package because I literally don't even blame him until soon Juan Juan arrived punctually on time In fact, I think he surpassed the estimated delivery window, we even had time to go look for the mini donks and alpacas, but they were gone, but I am convinced that nothing can erase that smile from Juan's face.

I love this man, although Juan was a sweetheart. If you're seeing this, you're a sweetheart, can we please spam the comments in case I see this? All the comments on this video should just be W for love, that's ideal, also what kind of Taco Bell sauce are you? I'm a soft guy, don't act like that I can barely swim and I can't touch my toes, of course I'm a Taco Bell SAU soft guy. I'm so lucky, this is so much fun. I still have it. Two one-year revisions to try, but I'm waiting for Nightfall, which will be very soon.

I think in the meantime we can say that Beth's review is flawed and even if it were valid, it's adorable that Dasher stopped. to play with Rocky and Chloe. That being said, I'm not upset about it. I have a reservation for the jacuzzi. oh yeah, oh I hate that, what do I do? I hate spiders, come to the fly swatter, friend, please come. tell me you're the only one oh I'm so scared I'm going to miss right?, I got lost, I missed, I missed, I can't do this, I can't do this, I see it, I see it, it's dead, it's dead ah I'm so sorry I just wanted to getting ready for my jacuzzi it's been an interesting night to say the least i haven't seen a soul but somehow i have a jacuzzi reservation i hope to meet someone tonight i think i think i hope we get to this jacuzzi.

I enter the jacuzzi. Look at this view here. This view is incredible. You can't really tell because it looks like I'm actually surviving a blizzard right now, but all those lights in the distance. That's Portland, Oregon, beautiful, it's actually really funny to think about Sheila leaving a review because she forgot to RSVP for this, like there's no competition. I'm going to continue relaxing in this hot tub for a while, but I think it's safe to say. Sheila, I'm so sorry to tell you that your review is ruined on the RV. We just have one more review to try.

I have a theory that absolutely everyone at this camp hangs out in the shared bathroom. My only job is to be respectful and see if someone is not respectful. I think that's the gist of the review, so let's go ahead and do it now. This shared bathroom is very nice for a campground, but there is 100% someone in this house and for some reason. that's terrifying, this experience basically captures everything that scares me, there's so much tension because it's dark outside, I can't see anything, but I keep hearing people, I'm pretty sure it's just a camp, but I cleaned it all off and throw.

I get out of there and now I'm back in the RV. I literally have to wake up tomorrow at 3:15 in the morning to catch my flight to the next campground so I think I'm going to get comfortable and then write my brutally honest review which is 5 stars my next campground is in Texas Yeehaw, yeah hey you're alert through that door all my glamping dreams come true at first glance it doesn't look like it's going to be hard to leave a five-star review here it looks like it's going to be great the online photos are look amazing it's a yurt I love saying that word yurt YT and Susan hates that this place inside the tent was too warm and not tall enough for my husband the jacuzzi alone is big enough for a small child one star I would be surprised if that was a problem for me we'll see 197 78 crazy monkeys said extremely false bear leader I didn't know there were bears in Texas I've never seen a bear until now a star I don't know what scares me more the fact that he just said that a bear approached this camp or the fact that his username is 1978 Monkey Nuts.

Daniel is also upset. He grilled hamburgers, it wasn't my favorite grill. Make the best burgers in the world and they tasted like not making grilled burgers. A star. I'm going to grill hamburgers. That's what I'll do. How about a tour? I never thought I'd say you. You've got to be kidding me, that hot tub is spinning the grill in question by Daniel, look, there's coffee, pots and pans. I mean, this is a huge improvement over our last camps. Let's be honest, you all know I'm a fan of a spiral staircase wow, Miles trees, you know I love campfires, oh there are two chairs that will remind me of my wife, she's actually spending the night with me tonight, okay guys, okay, here we go, alert, hopefully no one's here. yes it is very pretty, this is not your average tent.

I'm a little impressed, but we have reviews to try first, Susan, so first of all, Susan said that the YTIt was very warm; actually, it's so hot here, it's probably because it's ready. at 83° I'm turning it up I'm turning it down I'm turning it off Susan I hate to say this but so far your review is valid, let's continue so Susan says this yurt is not tall enough for her husband how tall is she? your husband Susan, this ceiling is literally like 10 feet high anyway Susan, it's broke, this YT is huge, this will be a slight boost to my ego or completely destroy it.

It's your word against mine Susan, oh what do I do, it's a mistake. There are multiple species of spiders in this rip current which they call jacuzzi. They are huge. Oh, there's one right there, my goodness. Be free, my brothers, I hated that, yeah, I guess I was really hoping that the hot tub that was being built for a little boy was valid, the implications of the fact that I fit in here just fine, I'm not sure I can deal with them, but you know what? Susan, your opinion that the hot tub is only suitable for small children, ruined.

I'm going to make some burgers. Daniel explicitly said not to grill burgers. Take those cheese and plastic buns from Daniel. Oh yeah, almost done, we're done. It's my burger, this place is already driving me crazy and I hope this burger does the same. In a second, I hated her Daniel, all I have to say is don't hate the player, you hate the game. I don't fully know the application of that. I say this in this setting, but all I'm trying to say is that the Grill is great. I mean, it's a good burger, it's average for me and I'm satisfied that this review doesn't work.

I'm going to have to go explore the forest. Alright guys, behind me is a dense forest. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm going to try the 1978 monkey nuts review and potentially risk my life. I don't know why I waited until dark to do this. I just felt like it was I'll make it more dramatic, so I'm going to go out into the woods to see if we can attract a bear. You know, I've been living in I can't see, so I've been living in Texas for a long time and I've never heard of a bear, let me take care of this, okay, Mr.

Crazy, I think that's all I'm going to do to test your review, but I think we can say that this review is failed, hello, my goodness. I hear dogs in the distance calm down buddy, it's me, what can we talk about that? I told you I don't want to talk about it. I know you want to start a business. Will they be sweet? Why would they be sweet? Friend you. I spent 35 minutes in the candy section of the gas station today it was crazy, okay what are you trying to say? Come on, take a chance, little one, I don't know, man, I think I have a good idea.

I just started creating a website for at least with Shopify. I don't have Wi-Fi here, use my hotspot. Hey, yeah, thanks for believing in me by seeing you think too much. This was unbearable. I get it, so Shopify is a commerce platform. I think that handsome bear in the Woods was basically saying that any business you want to launch you should do it with Shopify next month. I'm doing the craziest thing I've ever done in my life. I'm launching a delicious snack and I'll be doing it on Shopify, isn't that a nice picture? So if you're looking for the best place to start your business, now you know where it is, don't wait for a weird moment like that in the woods, sign up for a free trial with Shopify Now using my shopify.com link. rant trean and besides that good news, hey come to me And what do you think is so cute?

Haley and I watched football, looked at the stars, and made easy s'mores over the fire, it's like green spongebob, yeah, that's what it is. Like Cheers Cheers, this is the best part of

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. Your life has been incredible. I have to wake up at 5:00 a.m. m. because I'm going to my last camp and so am I, so she's also going to her last camp at 5:00. A.M. well, good night, you know I had to go out in a big way, this last camp is crazy. I arrived at my final camping destination, Yogi at the lake.

I have high hopes for this place, but I definitely want to meet Yogi everyone. The ads for this camp are very cute and wholesome, but these star reviews would have you believe otherwise. Teresa said my God. I've been to every state in the country, random flexibility, but okay, I've stayed in RVs, motels, hotels, hosts. I have never encountered a manager as hostile, angry and belligerent as the staff at the check-in desk, one star is that real Yogi, well now I'm afraid to check in. Thomas said don't go on this slide, my son got stuck and don't go into the lake because there are alligators present.

If you jump into this lake, it better be a memory you never forget. If you live with a star. I feel like he's on an NPC warning you before going on a quest like dot dot dot. If you live, it's so dramatic regardless that he's doing both. of those things and finally we have the one star review from Anita PE which sounds a lot like a fake name Anita p I need to pee this review is completely crazy, bear with me, this place was a completely trashed cabin, dirty food on the floor of the futon couch had I've never been sweet, no bed or sheets or towels at 11:04 p.m. still not cleaned or repaired as of 12:08 a.m. the air conditioner explodes with sparks everywhere at 7:45am. son-in-law wakes up sweating management says the squirrel bit the air conditioning wires while he was waiting for the air to be fixed.

I'm sitting on the porch and see a ditch full of human waste at the back of the cabin, that's why the mosquitoes and bugs are so bad at 200,000 a night, please don't stay here. There was more to the story. Those are just the main points. A star. What do you mean? There is more to the story. the Anita story I could have spent this entire video just trying out Anita's review to be honest. I don't know how that review could have happened. I feel like Anita P's one star review is the final boss I have to face in this video and I'm not running away from it, let's check in at the scary reception, it's cool, oh hi, sorry, sorry, uh , check in, last name is trean, how's your day going?, that's good, well, what do you recommend for dinner, by the way, a place called Crossroads Grill?

It's about 3 to 5 miles, it's all amazing, what was your name? uh Stephan Stephanie thank you very much Stephanie was extremely nice extremely nice. I arrived at our cabin, there are a ton of cabins around me, this campground is huge. I'm like 95% sure there's literally no one else here, which is funny but also sad. I was really hoping to find some campmates to try out Thomas' review. I'm not sure it's going to happen. I don't even know if Yogi is here. Yogi, look at the end of the day, this cabin C behind me that I stay in is Anita's worst nightmare because either of us verifying all her worst fears that led to a year or two review makes her look stupid , I really hope.

It's number two, we don't have to run away from it anymore, let's do this, this is so nice, it's okay, Anita, we need to talk, we haven't fully rested, there is no food on the futon, what is the bed made of, I literally looked for everywhere and I couldn't even find it. a human waste, the air conditioning isn't even exploding with sparks everywhere and unless I'm missing something on the receipt this cabin isn't worth anywhere near $200,000 a night. I know my stay has just started, there is a lot of time left in my stay, things could go wrong, they could really go wrong.

I think I'm going to go exploring and try to find a stranger to jump in the lake with me. It's completely huge. I'm convinced there are hundreds of places to sleep here and it seems like I'm the only one staying here tonight, how can that be? It's a 3 day weekend. I guess that means there's no line for the yellow slide. It's a nice slide and you should really do a photo shoot in case you guys are alone. I'm back at the cabin. I don't think there's anyone else here. I might have to ask James to jump in the lake with me if I can find him, if not I'll make the most of this night.

I know football is That's huge for me, all I have to do to leave my last honest review of this video is go through the night without any of the things happening that I need to set up that would be huge, so Ryan I hoped he would. meeting some strangers on this trip bro, it seems like he's been close to tears in the group chat so we decided to surprise him and introduce ourselves and have a fun night with the guys. We just got to the road trip in Mississippi. Come on Ryan, let's go to the front Des just told us this, his cabin is the only one with a golf cart in the front, it looks like the window is open, can you see it, oh my god, he looks so lonely, so sad , what are you doing? surprise, okay?

He was trying not to show it, but he was actually very sad because there was no one else here. This is really perfect because this is our last video of 2023 and I wouldn't want to spend it on anyone else. We buy hamburgers. We played mini golf. in the dark we had too much fun in our golf cart, the staff also brought their kids and we went on a Christmas light show tour of the park, but after all these Onear campgrounds and reviews there was only one more left to try . a C here for another video YouTube thinks you'll really like this could be a really fun time for you to enjoy your day, just tap on it, tap on the little one, tap on the thumbnail, yeah.